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1.Window Shopping
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by Michael Casey
Well the cold has got me so I’m all bunged up and drinking
gallons of hot drinks, the kettle is whistling so wait a sec. Ah that’s better,
another hot coffee, then I’ll switch to hot blackcurrant. Why do colds come at
Xmas?They are as predictable as carol singers. I only ever tried carol singing
once as a child that’s another memory that has rushed back to me.
Rosie told me she believed that if you looked at a toy shop
window you could see all the toys but at night when you were not there they all
came to life. She was a child at the time, but I hope she lets that memory come
to life often. My kids still believe in Santa as do I, I go for the fittings of
his new costume at Slaters every Christmas, and then Santa comes along for the
final fitting, we are about the same size you see. You could say I am his body
double, just like in the films.
But back to Slaters, now they only have a small shop window
then you take the lift upstairs and it’s a bit like an Aladdin’s cave. But
speaking of shop windows and window shopping there are many ways to window
shop. The real world one can be tiring trudging around the shops, especially if
you have a young and fashionable wife. So I soon realised the best way was to
let her go on her own while I had peace and quiet, then once we had kids she
took the kids and I had peace and quiet. The perfect solution, especially as I
paid the bill. Young girls become very fashion conscience, so they were the perfect
mirror, to say mum this is good or this is bad. I’m sure Shanghai
husbands/boyfriends agree with me, perhaps there should be a club for the
Shanghai husbands/boyfriends
Me I look in 2 shop windows and know they won’t have my
size, and then I head for Slaters, sometime with the family in toe, then its
like lightning, flash bang whallop, I’ve got all I need. That’ll do me for a
year or two.
I do like looking in watch shop windows, watches are a
weakness of mine, why are men’s watches so huge nowadays, its like having an
alarm clock strapped to your wrist. I tend to go for the elegant ones, or the
elegant ones in my opinion. The ones with multi dials and buttons to press and
turn are a turnoff. Oris ones are nice,
as are Omega. Yes I do dream of having one of those when I win the lottery or
finally sell some books. My first watch was
for passing the 11plus, its all in The Watch and Me an essay on my site
www.michaelgcasey.multiply.com
Now we are in a technological world, we have windows on the world via our
tv and our computer. I was telling my girls earlier today that we only had 2 or
3 tv channels when I was their age, they could not believe it.So what do we do
with our tv/computer eyes ?We window shop. Obviously I look at watches and
dream of my automatic Oris or Omega, and how nice it would be. I have had maybe
20years these past 20 years or so. I’m forever carrying things and banging my
watches. One steamed up and the front fell off so I superglued the glass back
on, only I glued the hands together.
What else do I window shop? Well when I need a new winter
coat I look at the web sites and see what I can see in xxl or 2xl as its called
nowadays. Window shopping on the web allows me to see what’s available, the
designs and so forth, all from the comfort of my own home, as you’ve seen from
the photos on my website. The government encourages all this window shopping
because it helps trade and that in turn helps their tax take, which in turn
should help us. We do finally leave our homes and visit town and buy stuff and
have a beer and a meal while we are at it.
We all look online before we book our holidays, some look
online for love, romance, sex. And then they book their holidays. Online is our
eyes, nobody will believe how old fashioned the world used to be, my grandkids
won’t believe the Internet was invented, its as ordinary as trees growing in a
back garden, its always been there. In the future there will be guided tours
explaining about Window Shopping, about holding hands in the rain, about blokes
gathered in the doorway talking about MU while their wives/girlfriends try on
stuff. Window Shopping is part of world culture, it’s the 3rd oldest occupation
in the world after sex and stories comes Window Shopping.
2.What's on the
Internet
Saturday, November 27, 2010, 11:14 AM GMT
Categories: Creative & Arts , Entertainment ,
General , Personal
There was a piece in today's DT about the internet, my post
Internet Story says a lot about the subject so I've brought it back below.
But I would first say that using the Internet allows you to
practice your skills, it allows you to be a verbal Banksy, to share your
"wisdom" with the world. It allows you to hijack websites for your
own devices, its like shouting at a tv crew or pulling faces at the tv crew
while they interview somebody important
or self important, its like mooning while a politician drones on. Which
is more important, a politician trying to save face or a mooner behind him?
Me I'm trying to get people to read The Butcher The Baker and
The Undertaker my comic novel. If I had a few quid I'd publish it as an Ebook,
at the moment its a free read on my site. www.michaelgcasey.multiply.com I can empathise with singers who used to tour
all the old folk clubs being allowed to do three songs in the interval. Finally they are
allowed to do a set of six poems. Mad Dogs and Englishman was a great band from
years ago, they may be dead now, I hope not but alcohol has got a few of their
kind. Nick Fenwick was another great singer, as was Tommy Dempsy. Back to the
Internet, here everybody has their 15mins of fame or their own virtual world in
which they are a star, its like Xfactor where you are both the judge and jury
and your own publicist. Yes I've broken some of the "rules" on the
internet but thats the joy of it you can have your say, the printing press was
a great revolution and brought education to the masses, so now in its way the
Internet brings enlightenment to the masses. Yes its brings lots of rubbish
too, perhaps 50% rubbish and 50% interesting stuff, but I do think I'm right in
saying it is as important as the printing press. If we didn't have the Internet
we could still be back in the days of Monks in cells illuminating pages. Now if
I could draw my book would be more sellable, a few drawings grab people so they
turn the pages, cover art is important too. So if Banksy reads this how about
doing some illustrations for me. As
payment they'll be one blank page in every book so you Banksy can draw
to your hearts content, me I'll just enjoy the royalties.
Now everybody enjoy Internet Story again. Michael in Freezing Birmingham
Michael G CaseyEmail
michaelgcasey@hotmail.comwww.michaelgcasey.multiply.com
Internet Story ©
By
Michael Casey
So all I had to do was send an email , and then I’d be a
writer , my book in every shop , my face smirking from cardboard cut outs of me
holding my book aloft . My book had a great title , so it was bound to sell . A
Nation Of Shopkeepers was a great title , if only people could remember their
History , were people interested in History , and for that matter my book . It
wasn’t a history book , would people think it WAS a history book , and then not
buy it . It was a comedy drama , about a street of shops , interconnecting
short stories , for all the family , but would people notice the levels , the
strands of humour , or would they say it’s a Ma & Pa book , and miss the
joke , just as one publisher called did
?
I decided to keep the title , though I had a reserve title ,
The Butcher , The Baker and The Undertaker . Then I realised the US market
would rename it The Butcher , The Baker And The Funeral Arranger . You don’t
think about such things when you are writing the book , you’re just happy , on a
roll , in love with your own intellect , or just surprised you actually DO have
any intellect , then you discover that you are dyslexic , you really are
dyslexic , thankfully not a really bad case , just dyslexic . As you proof read
you see you have put BUT instead PUT , LEAD instead of READ , things like this
and other strange things . Sure there are spellcheckers but or is it put , you
have to check it anyway . As you read you are surprised at your own ability .
You didn’t waste 4years in journalism school , but your writing is GOOD , Did I
write that ? Then your chest filled with pride you get somebody else to read it
, and guess what ? They think its crap . So now you have to decide , should I
give up or should I carry on ?
I gave up for as while , while is a unit of years in my case , my life took another path , so the
writing was forgotten , it lay dormant for years , then like a phoenix it arose
, or more truthfully , like a tortoise awaking from hibernation , sleep still
in my eyes I slowly poked my head out , then back in , went back to sleep again
, then finally with the pangs of hunger in my stomach I just had to do
something . In my case it was eat , as in really eat , then I turned to my old
Atari and realised it was not PC compatible , so I bought a new , or rather an
old new Atari which was PC compatible . Then I spent a day copying my files so
that I could read them on a PC . Then I wrote a few more pieces before I
realised I’d get nowhere in England . The chances of being published were 1 in
2000 . So like a bear , I went back in my cave and slumbered .
Meeting my wife Jing Jie was a turning point in my life ,
and not just because it was like Thunder as Jing Jie calls it , it was a
turning point because I had a professional opinion on my writing , from a
journalist at the very top of the tree . Her uncle is an editor in chief , so
his comments were and are like gold , worth more than my first coffee and
Cadbury’s chocolate , the pleasure rush I treat myself to every day , his
comments really were that important to me , and I really DO like my Cadbury’s ,
so being better than Cadbury’s is the highest praise I can give . So I knew the
quality of my writing , even if others said and say its crap .
Getting a modern PC and internet connection was another
turning point . Email in our house is like water and eclectic in any other
homes . Jing Jie can “talk” to her mum in Shanghai every day . To friends all
over the world as well . Birmingham IS the centre of the universe .So with hope
and fear I had to transfer my files from my old Atari to the new PC . The
floppy discs were old and battered ,
several were unreadable , finally my work , my babies were safely on the new PC
. Just to be on the safe side I set up a web site , so now my work was on
somebody’s server in the US , thousands of miles away , safe from fire or theft . I could also put
our new baby’s photos on the web site so that my Chinese family in Shanghai and
Miami and friends all over the world could see Annie and Jing Jie and me , they
could even read my work too .
So now all I had to do was market my work in the US , simple
really , soon I’d be doing something useful with my life , making people laugh
. I’d be a writing whore , I’d get paid to make others laugh , the best job in
the world . So how would I set about it ? I got a list of radio stations from
the internet and started sending emails galore . I’m talking in the hundreds
now , to radio stations the length and breath of the US .They could publicise
my site then eventually I’d get published , or my play would get produced . It
was simple wasn’t it . So merrily I went about my business , sending emails
galore . Years before I used to send off big heavy envelopes with my work in ,
with more persistence than hope in my heart .”Thank you for your pieces of
paper“was the best put down . I once even met a writer and he agreed to to read
my play Shoplife , then he wrote back calling me a plagerist , because it was
so good . So I used his note as toilet paper , Shoplife was so good because I had
20years of experience given to me by my sister , I just improved on it , but
yet I was called a Copyist , so naturally I was angry and used his note to wipe
my bum .
I wondered why my strike rate was so low with my emails to
radio stations , then somebody casually mentioned , “You do know they will just
delete anything with an attachment” . In these days of viruses or worms which
I’ve discovered is the new trendy word , nobody can risk their PC , so I
merrily send and they merrily delete . I’d been wasting my time , but not my
money because I’d got a 24/7 package on my internet from AOL .However one radio
station did read Shoplife . The DJ or is it Host , he called it hilarious and
he could not stop reading it . It turned out he was an actor as well , though
isn’t everybody an actor in the US ?So I thanked him , and quoted him in my
future advertising .Humour is a funny thing . The things that make English
people laugh are not the same as the things that make Americans’ laugh . We are
constantly told by people on tv that English TV is the best in the world , the
US material we see is the top 10% , the rest is rubbish . But I know I’d never
get my foot in the door in England so I had to persist with my American
campaign , so now I pasted in my material , no attachments . Just get them
hooked , then paste in a sample then direct them to
www.michaelgcasey.multiply.com
Then bingo part2 of my life could begin ,I’d be the man that
made America laugh , a naïve sentiment , but it was honest .Only AOL turns
things into zip files and some people cann’t unzip your files , its like
wanting sex but your zipper is broke and you cann’t get your trousers off .
Such a strong urge , but no forfillment
.
I switched to MSMAIL and pasted in my stuff , things started
to happen , my files weren’t being deleted or too zipped up to be read . At
least I wasn’t frustrated any more . Now I had an agent interested , and a new
magazine , even a theatre replied .All praise to Bill Gates , and to a
Christian called Pat Verato who pointed me in the direction of a few good sites
.However some of the sites that I trawled through were just , so very American
. Hey , you too can be a writer , just send me 10 dollars and I’ll send you my
book “How to make 10 dollars” , and he does . Then there’s magazines you can
subscribe to , yes you’ve guessed it , just send another 10 dollars “Writing
for Beginners” . There’s all these agents too who are so successful ,
persuading tap dancing bus drivers to write about Tap Dancing For Bus Drivers ,
the complete self help book , costs 10 dollars . The agent gets 20percent , and
the bus driver pays 5000dollars to print 500 copies , then he can boast he’s a
writer , not just a bus driver , and guess what if you pay 10 dollars you can
learn to tap dance too .
As for me , what do I think of all this ? I’d say just keep
on writing , stop your selling , or attempts at selling , just write a bit .
Add to your catalogue of 3 poems and 2 short stories , then search for an agent
. Believe you’ll never be published and then you won’t be disappointed. There
is one final thing you can do though , just tell everybody to go to my site
www.michaelgcasey.multiply.com
And help find a publisher for my book , and then you’ve
guessed it , just send me 10 dollars !
End
3.I
know your face
I know your face ©
By Michael Casey
Somebody said he knew my face today, he was looking at a
photo of me on my site www.michaelgcasey.multiply.com But 100,000 people know
my face, I worked at a 4star hotel for a few years so that many guests must
have seen me. I have brothers and cousins, so I suppose my face could look
familiar. My hair is distinctive, it went white, silver if you’re generous to
me, it went silver 20 years before it should have. I’m “granddad” on the school
run. In songs a face changes things, “when I saw her face” the Monkees sang, I
was small when their show was on tv. “Take that look off your face” another
song sings. For the Chinese its about not losing face, saving face is
important. Putting a face to a name is what we say when we meet after just
phone or email contact. Faces are important, we can see each other, we can see
each other’s reactions, the look of love or the sneer of contempt. Fear written
on a face, tired and worn out, sad eyes, pained eyes all of this is on a face.
But what about a mother’s face, love is written all over it, kindness and
compassion and laughter too. My wife took my mother’s photo to Shanghai to
introduce her to my Chinese family, my mother had died a few years previously
but the photo showed them the depths of love, the oceans of love, all of this
from the smile on her face. A face is a door to the soul, a way to the heart, a
sign showing just how much spirit of love is inside a person. A face is a road
map for love, so always be open, a hard uncaring, a hard look is self
defeating, I’m strong, leave the face pulling alone, leave it for heavy weight
boxers. Me I hope I have a ready smile, a warm look just as it was given me by
my parents and by my heritage. His face reminds me of Santa, now that is a face
worth keeping. Smile Everybody.
4.
Counting Money ©
By Michael Casey
The King was in his counting house accounting out his money
when down came a Blackbird…
We all remember this from school days, days getting further
away from us all the time.
We all know how to save the pennies, save the pennies and
the pounds will look after themselves.
Make ends meet, what does that mean, touching your toes
perhaps?
Scrimp and save, things are tight, does that mean you are
fat? Or lack of money.
We all learn about money when we are small. We remember the
sound of loose change in dad’s pocket.
We were getting a treat because Dad was getting money out,
we could hear the sound we were happy.
I’m old enough to remember real money, pounds shillings and
pence money.
It was 12 pennies to the shilling and 20 shillings to a
pound, and horses were sold in guinnies, if I’ve spelt it right.
Our money confused my American cousins, but it was fun
explaining it to them. A halfpenny, a penny, a threepenny bit, a sixpence, a
shilling, a florin, a half a crown, crowns I next saw, an orange 10 shillings
note and then a pound note, and then other notes which I never got to see
because I was too small.
Explain all that to a foreigner and they were totally lost,
going to the moon was easier to understand.
I’m old enough to remember the joy of the Apollo landing, we
were the world, everything was so exciting, Apollo and Ali not to mention the
Beatles and real money.
A penny was made of copper and so was the half penny, the
threepenny bit was six sided with a portcullis design on it, it went green with
age. The sixpence was very slim slimmer that today’s 5 new pence. The shilling
was thicker and perhaps bigger than today’s 10pence. It was real money and the
sweets it bought were so much better than today’s sweets, or so it seems.
We knew about money because we had lodgers and they came to
the back door to pay the rent, sometimes barely able to stand up, smoke and
beer belching over us kids. Are you alright Mrs Casey? As they leant on the
lintel for support, staggering away to the pub again.
The gas and electric meters had to be emptied and the money
counted. We had a copper coloured metal jug which had the keys for the locks on
the meters inside it, when dad had then we knew he’d be counting soon. He
emptied the money on the kitchen table and started counting, piles of coins,
shillings and florins.
Dad was like a Casino croupier counting and stacking the
coins. Then when he’d finished he’d put the coins in little plastic bags, and
after that in a small leather black bag. This was his lunch bag for work at the
foundry, but when the gas or electric bill came it was the bag for the money. I
was charged with walking down to the corner shop, there I’d present the money
to Mr Singh who wouldn’t even weigh it, just throw it in his safe and peel off
the money from his very large wad from his back pocket. Smiling we’d say our
goodbyes both happy with the exchange. Who needs a bank when you have a corner
shop?
There are more stories to tell, but I’ll save those for
another day.
TTFN
Michael
5. We Are Words
We Are Words (c)
By
Michael Casey
Words have meaning words
have power
Words are nothing but hot
air
Words mean this words mean
that
Words can set you free
Words can send you to jail
Words can be sprayed on a
wall like cat's pee
Words can be printed on a
press and sell millions
Words can be illuminated one
at a time by Monks
Words are lies words are
truth
Words can send you to war
Words can bring peace
We are Words
In the Beginning was the
word
But what is the last word
6.
If
Music Be The Food Of Love ©
By
Michael
Casey
If
Music Be The Food Of Love wrote Shakespeare, he was right, Music Is The Food Of Love. A boy can get up close and personal if he
has the right mood music. A girl’s heart will melt if he has the right song on
his hifi, or should I say IPod. Music touches us, it makes our hearts beat
faster, just as a bit of flesh revealed makes our eyes dilate.
In
the interests of balance should I reverse the sentence, a boy’s heart will
melt, or a gay lover’s heart will melt etc. Let’s take that as read, Love does Conquer All as
my mum once encouraged me, and if you look at my family photo you’ll see IT
DID.
Now
Music has been a big thing in my life, since 1974 to be exact. How can I be so
exact? Well my brother went off to be a coal miner then, that was his gap year
before they were even invented. He did go off to a very good University the
year after, the very best to be exact. So while he was a miner I was all alone
in the homework room. To break the silence I listened to a radio while I did my
homework. So love of music while I struggled with Latin homework, Latin is a
form of torture but it does focus the mind, I’m pleased to say I got a B.
Remember the Ablative Absolute is like, say, remember the Alamo.
Years
later I used to go to a Folk club and see 3 bands every week. Later still I
went to a Jazz club, mainly Trad Jazz, so I know a good or bad musician when I
hear one, and I know a good voice when I hear one. If ever I develop cancer it
will be because of all the years of smoke while I listened to music. The idea
for the Jazz band and Jazz funeral in The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker
came from all those years of music.
I
love my radio so much, it was and still is a constant companion. Though before
I got my own house I also listened to plays on Radio 4, I can spot one from 100yards
now, 20years of listening to Radio 4 before I took up a pen myself. But it’s
music I want to tell you about. Music is a reservoir of emotions, past and
present. Elvis brings back memories, why? My dad discovered Elvis in his 60s,
there was a series of Elvis films on TV over Christmas so my dad watched them
all and was impressed. If there was a good song on the radio dad would raise
the volume and then lower it again when the other rubbish returned. Dad would
be shaving in the kitchen because the bathroom was too cold and he’d come in
the living room all lathered up and he’d say he/she has a good voice.
Me,
I’m very eclectic in my tastes though Regaee does leave me cold, its washing
machine music the same repeat motion/noise as a washing machine. Yes I know a
whole avalanche of criticism will fall on me, but as Joanne used to say “we are
all different” so let’s agree to disagree. What’s amazing nowadays is that lots
of the music I remember is 40years old. I was young when I heard Eric Clapton
for example because of bigger brothers,
so now it makes me realise I’m getting old, being called “grandpa” by teachers
when I do the school run is one example. I tend to listen to Magic radio on my
dab radio, because the music is good and they don’t prattle over the songs. But
I still am amazed at the age of some of the music, but it’s the music that’s
old, NOT ME, I still feel 20 in my head.
Today
Lady Gaga is Queen, she has a great voice and is very pretty, ok very sexy. Her
videos are fun and she seems to know how
to stay ahead of the music and other press. You get so many wanna bes who if
you listen to their voice really are 2nd rate, 1 hit wonders. I suppose the test is, if you listen to your
dab radio and hear a voice do you want to open your eyes and poke your head out
from under the duvet. If the voice is good then you will because the dab text
will tell you who is singing. On some of the
tv talent shows the voices are terrible, but when you hear a good voice
you can press record on your Sky+
remote. If my dad was still alive he’d raise the volume on the radio to listen
to Lady Gaga, if he saw her he might
think she was a modern Dorethy Lamore in a Bob Hope and Bing Crosby Road Movie.
But Gaga is already making her own Road To movies and they really are a modern
form of Art.
7. Bring
On The Tears ©
By
Michael
Casey
What
makes you cry? I’ve just wiped a few tears away before I started talking to
you. Today in 11th Nov 2010, which is Remembrance day, it is also my dad’s
Birthday, he would have been 89 today.
My
dad was a man of peace who spent his life in the heat of the furnace,The
District Iron and Steel, Brasshouse Lane was where he worked for 40 years. He
came over to England in 1944, he was a blacksmith. My father was a gentle man a
kind and caring man, hew spoilt me he always got me an extra ice cream when he
was on holiday, my many siblings called me Pet because of it.
If
there was a film on tv and it was touching, my dad used to clear his throat and
pretend he was getting a cold, he move
to the kitchen to dab away those tears. Or he’d put the kettle on. My dad was
very very strong, after our mum had died he said she was strong, he said mum
was as strong as a horse, the highest compliment a blacksmith can make. My
mother died in her sleep next to her
husband of nearly 50year. My brother climbed into the bed and cradled
her in his arms and tried CPR but she was already dead. Eight weeks later, the
same brother heard a noise, it was our dad falling out of bed. My brother laid
dad down on the bedroom floor flat and started CPR, he screamed to another
brother, 999.My brother saved our dad.
I
wrote all of this down in Padre Pio and Me. The bottom line, I have a Shanghai
wife and 2 bilingual daugthers all because of my brother and Padre Pio too.
When
we look at an object we have an association too, an object is not just an
object its an association too. The
electrical socket for my washing machine is there because my dad put it there,
it doesn’t mean I cry every time I do the laundry, but it does mean I smile. I
have an old barn chair with the back broken off, my mum used to stand on it when she washed the
outdoor windows, its been in my house nearly a quarter of a century. This reminds
me of my mum. In fact I sat on that chair with the old typewriter balanced on a
red stool when I wrote my comic novel The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker,
I can even remember when and where we
bought that stool, it was 1973. Simple objects are full of memories and
meaning. In Citizen Cane it was Rosebud the sledge that meant so much when Cane died.
I
had a pair of Rosary beads but I felt they were too gaudy, so I gave them to my
mum. No doubt she used them well, she really knew how to pray. That may have
been 15 to 20 years ago, now she’s gone, but my
brother said he had a spare set of Rosary bead would I like them. So he
have them to me, he said they belonged to our mum, and yes they were the very
same pair. So love and “objects” had performed a circle. My sister’s house has
white lillies scattered all about her front garden, they only appeared after
our mum had died. Mum had sneaked up to my sister’s house and planted them with
Love. So after she was gone there appeared a reminder of her and her Love.
I
have a speaker in the corner of my living room, my brother used to play Cream
music on it via a reel to reel tape recorder. So that too has an association. I
did in fact meet Eric Clapton when I was working in a 4star hotel, so that in a
way was a circle.
There
are many things and many lives that touch and connect with one another, such as
the lolly pop lady when you do the school run, or the nice dog tied up outside
a school waiting for the kids to finish
school.There are grand gestures too, such as in My Big Fat Greek Wedding the dad
buys his daughter a house, right next door to his own. All this is love in many
many forms and I’ve just touched the surface. I can remember my mum crying her
eyes out over a broken wooden coat hanger, why?Because her mother had given it
to her in 1944 when she had left Kerry for England. Many things Bring On The
Tears, but they are tears of Love.
8.
If
You Go Down To The Woods Today ©
By
Michael
Casey
Well
we all know about Teddy Roosevelt and how he could not bring himself to shoot a
bear while out hunting. Teddy Bear came into existence. Thousands of bears,
millions of bears, probably more bears than there are people in China have
“Lived” thanks to teddy. I bought my future wife a panda when we first met, the panda was made in
China, just as she was. In fact she used
to say I was her Panda before she changed her mind and called me Panzi in Chinese which means FAT FAT BOY. So that panda travelled from China to England
and then back to China, and then she brought it back home to England when she came back to me, that’s 15,000 miles
by my reckoning. My daughters have been back and forth a few times, when you
marry a Shanghai girl international travel is inevitable.
Girls
just love their teddy bears too, my smallest just adores Winnie the Pooh, she
was saying a few hours ago she wished she could have a Winnie the pooh bed and
carpet and wallpaper, basically everything that could possibly be Winnie the
Pooh. My girls have received lots of cuddly toys, teddy bears and all things
cuddly. I did a count a while back and I stopped at 40. These toys live behind
the settee next to the vacuum cleaner and my old collection of CDs. Every now
and then my small daughter drags them out from the 3 Plastic bag carrier bags
and makes them pay attention, she plays teacher and they are her class. She
then takes the register before starting to read to them. The cuddly toys sit up
straight listening eagerly while she reads to them, she is quite a strict
teacher.
Now
a while back while the wife was tidying up the plastic bag with the cuddly toys
broke open scattering teddies everywhere. So we had to have a cull, you have to feed fizzy pop
gently to the toys until they fall asleep only to awake at the North Pole where
Santa welcomes them and makes them as good as new until they become new toys
for new owners. We had to have another cull today, my small daughter separated
the sheep from the goats so to speak. Then the unwanted toys were placed in an
Plastic bag carrier next to the front door, no fizzy pop for them, just a
plastic bag, in the morning they will find themselves in a charity shop soon to
have new children to love them. There was one cuddly toy a hush puppy dog that we had brought back
from Florida years ago neither of my
girls liked it, but I do so I have rescued him from the Plastic bag bag, he can
live on top of my bedroom Dab radio. I cannot decide what to call the dog, my
new best friend, we bought it in a shoe shop, HushPuppy maybe, or Subway the
dog. We always said if we have a real dog we’d call him subway.
Christmas
is coming so the smaller cuddly toys have been saved and will decorate our
house once Christmas gets nearer. For now my daughter has arranged them on top of the piano, looking
over my shoulder I can see, Winnie the Pooh(of course), Tigger and another
Winnie the Pooh, a snowman with bells, a cat from Shanghai who’s chasing Minnie
Mouse along the keys, it sounds like Jazz and finally there is a smiling teddy
with Christmas hat and gloves on. Well I hope the toys find nice new homes via
the Charity shop, as for me I hope HushPuppy/Subway hasn’t left any messages on
my Dab radio.
9.
Teddy
Bear Cull ©
By
Michael
Casey
Well
we all know about Teddy Roosevelt and how he could not bring himself to shoot a
bear while out hunting. Teddy Bear came into existence. Thousands of bears,
millions of bears, probably more bears than there are people in China have
“Lived” thanks to teddy. I bought my future wife a panda when we first met, the panda was made in China,
just as she was. In fact she used to say
I was her Panda before she changed her mind and called me Panzi which means FAT
FAT BOY. So that panda travelled from
China to England and then back to China, and then she brought it back home to
England when she came back to me, that’s
15,000 miles by my reckoning. My daughters have been back and forth a few
times, when you marry a Shanghai girl international travel is inevitable.
Girls
just love their teddy bears too, my smallest just adores Winnie the Pooh, she
was saying a few hours ago she wished she could have a Winnie the pooh bed and
carpet and wallpaper, basically everything that could possibly be Winnie the
Pooh. My girls have received lots of cuddly toys, teddy bears and all things
cuddly. I did a count a while back and I stopped at 40. These toys live behind
the settee next to the vacuum cleaner and my old collection of CDs. Every now
and then my small daughter drags them out from the 3 Iceland carrier bags and
makes them pay attention, she plays teacher and they are her class. She then
takes the register before starting to read to them. The cuddly toys sit up
straight listening eagerly while she reads to them, she is quite a strict
teacher.
Now
a while back while the wife was tidying up the plastic bag with the cuddly toys
broke open scattering teddies everywhere. So we had to have a cull, you have to feed fizzy pop
gently to the toys until they fall asleep only to awake at the North Pole where
Santa welcomes them and makes them as good as new until they become new toys
for new owners. We had to have another cull today, my small daughter separated
the sheep from the goats so to speak. Then the unwanted toys were placed in an
Iceland carrier next to the front door, no fizzy pop for them, just a plastic bag,
in the morning they will find themselves in a charity shop soon to have new
children to love them. There was one cuddly toy
a hush puppy dog that we had brought back from Florida years ago neither of my girls liked
it, but I do so I have rescued him from the Iceland bag, he can live on top of
my bedroom Dab radio. I cannot decide what to call the dog, my new best friend,
HushPuppy maybe, or Subway the dog.
Christmas
is coming so the smaller cuddly toys have been saved and will decorate our
house one Christmas gets nearer. For now my daughter has arranged them on top of the piano, looking
over my shoulder I can see, Winnie the Pooh(of course), Tigger and another
Winnie the Pooh, a snowman with bells, a cat from Shanghai who’s chasing Minnie
Mouse along the keys, it sounds like Jazz and finally there is a smiling teddy
with Christmas hat and gloves on. Well I hope the toys find nice new homes via
the Charity shop, as for me I hope HushPuppy/Subway hasn’t left any messages on
my Dab radio.
10.
From
Fireworks to The Grave ©
By
Michael
Casey
The
girls were singing at a Wedding
Yesterday morning, they came home telling us about the bride and groom. They
also heard that there was a fireworks display that night. They asked could they go, so I said yes if they
behaved.
They
behaved all afternoon, so at half past six I nagged them top put on full winter
gear, hat, coat, scarf and gloves. They wouldn’t believe me that it would be
that cold outside but I explained it would. So reluctantly they put all the
layers on. The witch as we call my wife drove up to the firework display. It
was behind the church where they had been singing a few hours earlier. My wife,
or the witch said she’d collect us a few hours later, she said I could ring
her. Only I had forgotten to bring the mobile phone, I have only acquired a
mobile phone this year and I don’t really know how to use it, an I don’t really
want it either, its for emergencies, its on the Asda tariff because that’s the
cheapest. Its my wife’s 1st phone. Anyway we said goodbye and we went to watch
the firework show.
Only
there was a problem, the price to attend was too much, I have to watch every
penny at the moment and I didn’t think it was worth it anyway. So we stood on
the pavement in front and to one side of the church. From that vantage point we
enjoyed the fireworks display, a bit like watching tv though your neighbours
window. There were a few other families
who did the same. So we watched the fireworks while my 9 year old filmed it on
our old digital camera, she was very pleased with her efforts. I promised them
we’d buy sweets and pop to make up for not seeing the fireworks display
officially. My girls understood and after 20mins of illegal watching of
fireworks we started to walk home. As I had forgotten the phone we’d have to
walk and not get a lift from mum. But I do know how to improvise, it’s a gift I
do have.
We
stopped at the 1st sweet shop and they roamed around, but girls being girls
they could not make up their minds, so they left that sweet shop with nothing.
Now from the church to our house is a good 25min walk and is twisty and curvy and runs
alongside the woods at Warley Woods and golf course. So as its was the Eve of
Haloween I asked them did they want to walk through the dark woods. No they both said, but I knew they would like it so
we crossed on the crossings which cross the race track of a road. The boldly we
went a few yards into the dark dark woods.
We were only there for a minute but it was a good thing to do so close
to Halloween. Then we crossed back to the safer side of the road. My smallest
daughter wanted a rest so we stopped at a bus stop and sat on the plastic seats, I told them
that I had a bus pass, would they like me to leave them there while I jumped on
the bus.
After
a couple of minutes rest we resumed our trek back, were we like the Von Trapp
family, no Swiss mountains for us, only the long and winding road. The kids
could see the retaining wall of their school, from that point on, even in the
dark they knew their way home. Spirits lifted I had an idea. My big daughter’s
friend lived just down the road on a side road. So when we were outside her
friends house we did ghostly noises, just like in Michael Jackson’s Thriller. I
thought I made the best screams. Sadly no lights went on in the house, not
unless we had given her nan a heart attack.Further down the road by the light
of a front room we could see a child in a witches Hat he was pretending to be a
witch. It turned out that he was a
friend of my other daughter, this was
too good an opportunity to miss, so again we made ghost and ghoul noises. The
child inside lifted the curtain to check was the devil outside, no it was only
us. My big daughter laughed and laughed when she say his face appear, she hid
beneath the high retaining front wall and then ran laughing to use further down
the road.
We
went to Thimbermill and got our chocolate and Dr Pepper, we had had some fun
after all. My small daughter had said when we were in the dark dark park that
she hadSeen a cross, we were in a graveyard. I think it was the support posts
for a sapling, not unless it was….
Finally
home we decided to scare mum, our resident witch, so my big daughter did her
big scream and she managed to scare the neighbours over the road.but mum had
the last laugh, she was sitting in dark watching a Chinese movie on the
internet so when we entered the house she scared us.
Well
that’s how we enjoyed our Saturday night. Tonight 31st Oct 2010 we had several
trick or treats at the door, so I just screamed back I’mdead,” followed by my
best Vincent Price scream/laugh. But the kids and parents weren’t impressed.
Today does mark an anniversary, its 11years since I was made redundant from
CAN been a few varied years, and best
of all I have two daughters whom I can stroll in the dark withDon’t tell
anybody though, my witch is more like Bewitched
11.
My
Arm Chair
I
did actually bust my armchair the other day. My kids do sit on the arm rests
with me while we watch films, Camp Rock, High School Musical etc for the
zillionth time.
My
wife used to sit on my lap in my rocking chair, the rocking chair lasted 18
years. So the current armchair may be 6 years old. I was lucky with the rocking
chair because it was part of a suite, in fact it was the only reason I bought
the suite. As for the current armchair it was part of a
suite too but the customer did not want it so I picked it up cheap for £45, yes
only £45. All my girls do squeeze onto it while they watch Phoenix TV, now the
bottom has fallen out of the chair, we've had to put a big cushion under the
seat of the chair. So that'll do until we can save up for a new armchair. I had
a quick look in two furniture shops and its £200 plus just for a single
armchair. I will go back to the same furniture shop where I picked up my
bargain 6 years ago, but I'm not holding my breath.
Rocking
chairs are great and I'd love to have another furnished rocking chair, perhaps
I could be a rocking chair tester, or the NHS could send me one of their new
vibrating chairs. A good chair is a thing of beauty in itself, and the rocking
is very soothing too, and with a nice drink in your hand then that is poetry in
itself. Cue Queen's Song We Will Rock You.
When
our dog long ago broke its pelvis he was saved by the vet, and we placed him in
our dad's old armchair when the dog came home. When our dad came home from the
steelworks the poor dog got out of the armchair because he knew it was dad's
chair, I remember it so well. Our cat used to enjoy an armchair too, soft and
cosy, she'd fall asleep purring like a Jaguar car.
So
the point of all this musing? Enjoy your armchair, because your kids and wife
and finally grandkids love that chair too, in one object you capture the word
family.
p.s.
cross your fingers so I find a cheap replacement
Michael
www.michaelgcasey.multiply.com
12. The Simpsons are modern
Shakespeare
The
Simpsons are modern Shakespeare ©
By
Michael Casey
I
just read a piece in this morning’s DT it was about the Vatican’s newpaper and
the Simpsons.
The
DT comment button did not work so I’ve written this piece instead.
Shakespeare
touches all of us, once we learn or are taught how to understand it. It may
mean a West Side story experience. It may mean Shakespeare in Love or a modern version with Leonardo di Caprio.
But
it is all Shakespeare, yes I know the literati
will moan as the always do, but underneath it is Shakespeare. It’s the
universality of it, www.michaelgcasey.multiply.com for my stuff, more like an
Ealing Comedy. But back to today the Vatican/Jesuit take on the Simpsons. My
girls tease and say I’m like the dad in the Simpsons, I tell them I’m much much
slimmer. Comedy pokes fun and draws us closer together as we laugh at what’s
happening, and a big part is laughing at others’ suffering, PC people will spin
in their graves, and the soon the
better.
There
was a really good series on tv about
Shakespeare and how he could have been a secret Catholic amongst other things,
not to mention his eclectic background, he could touch bases with so many
things because of his life experience. So the Simpsons touch bases with us
because it highlights the worst in us all, and then we laugh at ourselves,
there is no “I couldn’t possibly be like
that” because we ARE like that. I suppose in the New Testament the common touch
in the language/life draws us towards the Divine, The Simpsons could it be
called the common man’s Bible? I don’t know, you’ll have to read more of the
Bible and watch more of the Simpsons. And ask the Jesuits who write the Vatican
newspaper, me I’m going to find my deck of cards you may remember the song.
13.
Which
Way Do You Look?
By
Michael
Casey
Which
way do you look? I’m thinking of this because it’s an anniversary today, so it
got me thinking. I also heard today
about the funeral arrangements for our
old priest, he was the priest who came to the house to confirm that our mum was
indeed dead, when my dad saw him enter the house with my brother and sister my
dad started to cry. So now we cry for that priest.
Events
make you look this way and make you look that way. Events touch us and pain us,
events make us laugh and make us sigh. Today in Chile the whole nation screams
in celebration, to be honest the whole world smiles too, we are the world.
When
you look in a mirror which way do you look? If you are a girl or a lady you
look at your body and wonder is it as you want it to be. Is your hair good this
way or that way, do those clothes really
suit you or should you take them back to the shop to exchange them, you’ve
tried 20 things to match them but they just don’t work with your wardrobe. Yes
you’ll take them back, I mean your mirror is so much better than the one in the
shop, and why don’t husbands understand about clothes.
Men
look in mirrors for 2 seconds as they drag the comb through their hair, they
never seem to notice the stubble on their chins, or the paint on their jumpers,
they shame their wives.
Do
you look forward or do you look backward? It depends on how
your life is doing. If you’re on the dole with no hope you may look backward to
when you had a job and the money that went with it. You’re afraid to look ahead
it’s looking into the gloom, its like the Titanic, all fog and mist. Some take refuge in drink or
worse, glass ½ full or glass ½ empty, or maybe the glass is just not big
enough. Your prospective influences how you cope with things.
You
can look forward by looking at the property pages on www.rightmove.co.uk if
only you get more money then you’ll move house, even if it would really be a
lottery win amount of money. You can look forward more realistically by looking at argos and
currys and comet and do some window shopping for the things you really need to
replace once the money comes in again. A new cooker perhaps, a new living room
carpet, perhaps a fridge, or just upgrade the central heating boiler. All these
are looking forward.
I
look back a fair bit, because I have lots of memories and spent a lot of time with my dad in his
good years and his fading years in the old people’s home, you can find out more
by reading Padre Pio and Me on www.michaelgcasey.multiply.com I have almost
total recall for my family events. I’m the one who remembers all the family growing up things. When my brother
went to University he bought our little sister a tricycle, it was £5, that was
good use of student grant, over 40 years ago. Now my own daughter has ambitions
to go to that University. My younger daughter had a tricycle too, I got it as a
gift from a toy show that passed through a hotel where I was working a few
years ago.
I
think having memories is good, it certainly means I have material to write
about, growing up with lodgers for example. I look back with love and think
just much love we got from our parents. “You are as good as anybody” is what I
can remember my mum saying, proud and defiant she was, for her love was a
nuclear weapon. Mothers know how to use nuclear weapons, their love really is
that powerful. I have an idea for Tears
For A Butcher my 3rd book, if ever I get to write it.
14. A Winter's Day
As
I look from my window I see the blue blue sky. Birds dive and soar better than
any circus acrobat, they are painting a picture with their wings. Tiny tiny
whisps of white cloud remain, like left over candy floss on a childs face, like
white whiskers on a very old woman’s face.
Curtains
are pulled open and windows are inched open too, daylight and fresh air to
bedrooms shuttered down against a cold winters night. People stand and yarn and
scratch too as they struggle to wake up fully. Then one or two realise they
don’t wear any pyjamas so they hurry away from their windows, their wives,
their husbands, their lovers laughing at their stupidity. At least old Mrs
Jones may have had a thrill.
The
sounds of morning, of daylight rise. Slowly the sound of the milk float, the
sounds of milk bottles clinking together as the milkman does his rounds, this
way and that. The sound of of Mrs Murphy walking her dog, the dog panting in
the cold winters air. He doesn’t have a sheepskin coat to keep him warm. He has
his own fur coat but this winter is a cold one, so Goldie the dog could do with
an extra coat too.
People
dance down their door steps to their car, nagging children to hurry up as its
cold. Children write their name in the frost on their neighbours’ cars before
being told off. John the neigbourhood jogger rushes past, the kids stick their
tongue out at him, he does the same, they all laugh, only for John to miss his
stride slip on an icy patch and fall to the ground hurting his elbow as he does
so. Still laughing the kids get inthe car and are taken off to see grandpa,
John is rubbing his elbow and his bum as he gets ups gingerly.
The
lads, we are so hard, appear from their homes to noisily attack the day, Sunday
is for shouting, but not too loud, as they have headaches and hangovers, did
they really chat up that ugly fat girl, but they gave her his brother’s mobile
number and not his own. They stride off to the news agent for The News Of The
World, just for the sports pages, their mums can read the scandal section and
the horoscopes.
One
or two black people wearing their Sunday best pass by on their way to church, a
throwback to decades before when people still went to church and when people
still wore their Sunday best. People used to dress up to go to the theatre too,
but now, but now.
I
reach for the kettle and have my first coffee of the day, coffee with milk and
no sugar, the way English people have coffee, not the American way, just the
soft English way. My kids want toast and peanut butter, or cheese on toast, so
my 3 slices of toast become one slice of toast as I feed my girls. I nag them
to put slippers and socks on, yes we have nice carpet but in the winter’s
weather they are always getting colds, so I nag them, I nag them. My wife nags
them in Chinese too, or Shanghai dialect. The phone rings, its Germany calling,
or rather my wife’s best friend who’s calling from Germany, the cackle or hens,
of chickens clucking is the noise these 2 Shanghai girls make, as they talk in
Shanghai, when are we coming back to Germany is the message. Cluck cluck cluck.
The
sky has changed the blue has changed to grey, will the snow return, its been a
snowy winter over here in Birmingham, some parts of the country have had the
worse weather in 20years. The children have quietened down, my wife has
relented and put a nature program on the tv for them. As for me I was going to
try and write a poem but instead you see what’s before you. I’m half listening
to Mike and The Mechanics a cd I’ve loaded to the computer, “give me the simple
life” he sings, I suppose my life is a simple life too. But if we can see the
poetry in life then we enjoy the simple things which make up all are lives. All
our lives are poetry if only we take the time to watch and listen, while we’re
making toast for the kids.
15. My Atheist Friend
I
spent the afternoon with my friendly atheist he was condemning God, he thought
God existed but only as a bad and evil thing. He assumed a lot about my faith,
and was wrong about it and me. Now should I bother to try and convert him?
Should I point him in the direction of his local church where he could find
himself a nice wife. Do people go to
church to finds wives, now that's
another question. Or should I let him carry on until he stumbled over his own direction. I did
explain how I stood by my fridge and asked God to intervene in my life, my 3
wishes so to speak, its in my essay Padre Pio and Me on my site. And then as if by magic I met my
Shanghai wife. However atheists put themselves in a box, a cold steel box and
throw away the key, and they are not Houdini's who can escape, they are like
collapsed dead stars deep in the cold of space.
Does
family make us believe in God? Wishing for a family was one of my 3 wishes. I
got all my luck in one go is what my Kerry cousins say. You ask for anything
will do and you get the best, better than all the rest as the song goes.
THe
autumn leaves fall and Life will soon die, winter will come and cold will
desend, but in the spring there will be growth as Chance the gardener. How to
plant a seed where there is forever autumn as another song goes. How do you
plant a seed in an atheist's heart does he have to suffer a dark night of the soul before like a caterpillar he emerges as a beautiful butterfly? Its a difficult question especially when I
got my faith at the nipple. Others of many faiths learnt their faith when they
were toddlers, the trendy I'll wait till they grow up so they can decide for
themselves always strikes me as child neglect of the worst sort.
Christmas is a happy time full of innocence and hope,
perhaps I should drag my friend to Midnight Mass and let him hear carols,
silent night holy night. When we sing and remember our family members who have
gone ahead. Should I make him look up at the stars overhead twinkling to
eternity, for there is always hope. Hope springs Eternal.
16.
Words
are for what? ©
By
Michael Casey
Words
are for what? Conversation, a chat, gossip, juicy gossip, a quiet word, a
stern word, a protest, a scream, a
shout, a murmur, whispers, a buzz or just plain old prattle.
Today
the news is full of the Labour Party, much is being said and not said, how will
the future be, will they the brothers
bury the hatchet, do they wish to bury the hatchet in one another’s
head. Are they both lying about everything? Or are they both champions of
truth. One thing is certain the
Tories just love this result.
Political
reporters just love it too, those politic al reporters are prettier
nowadays too, I remember when I was a
child it was just Robin Day in his dickybow
talking to other men about politics. I once saw Robin Day in the street,
he was a really fast walker. Now Robin Day was great with words, he could and
would call somebody a %%%$$%^&& to their face but he used such elegant words, it would be
an honour to be dumped on by him. Robin Day’s most famous quote was “Some here
today gone tomorrow politician.” He said that to Sir John Knott when the
Falklands War kicked off, John Knott walked off set. At the time nobody knew
where the Falklands were, were they in extreme northern Scotland?
Words
though do have so much strength. Hitler knew this, and look what happened.
Other evil leaders did the same thing, pick your own despot.
Sometimes
all it takes is a word and things can be healed. Sorry is the hardest word to
say as the song goes. Kids play in the
playground and harsh words are said, kids are cruel is what any teacher will
tell you. “Take it back” is another catchphrase, then you have to say the magic
formula of words and all is healed. Or is it? With kids in the playground, or
between brother and sister yes, hopefully. But with international relations?
Pick your own dispute.
Love
songs have so much power, or certain
words can tickle us and make us smile, or make us angry. When I was in Shanghai
in 2000 meeting the family at one dinner a 13year old boy was proud to sing a
song he knew in English, Michael Row the boat ashore. He grew whiskers on his
chinagin the wind came out and blew them in again. The Chinese boy was so
proud. It was the same song that my brothers and sisters used to sing to me to
make me cry. I think I laughted in 2000. In 2007 at another dinner I met him
again, he asked did I remember him, he was now as big as myself. Of course I
remembered him, how could I forget that song and the association. I told the
Chinese lad to keep up with the English and do Law at Uni. I was working at a law firm at the time.
A
way a woman dresses has a lot of power over a man, it leads to the power of
love. The way a man dresses has power over a woman, a fireman for example. The way a man undresses has power
over a woman too, the Chippendales or
The Full Monty…..
But
back to words, if they are not matched by action then they are like steam
coming off a coffee on a train, just evaporating into nothingness. A few simple words with action attached is
better than a hurricane for blowing inaction away. My last uncle died recently
and after the funeral his son in law said “He didn’t say much but when he did
it was worth listening to.” He was a
quiet man, but he was loved so much, and
his words were worth their weight in gold.
17. Cobwebs of Love
Kids
need good parents, friends we choose for ourselves, your families you get
anyway.I'm lucky I had great parents. Faith does help, but kids get bigger and
decide for themselves if their parents were talking rubbish or were worth
listening too.Kids travel and find their own way home to their faith and their
families. Elastic is very important in relationships and faith. If you try to
keep things set in stone then you will be in for a fall. Nothing is set in
stone, friendships change and alter and our own understandings change and
alter.Have a bit of elastic in your life is my best advice. You are not in an
army and getting up at 5am and doing all the marching and so forth. Yes have
discipline and rules, but be aware IF you force somebody to do something when
they have the chance to rebel then they will. Youcannot chain anybody to you or
your faith, brainwashing is a bad idea, listen to the Genesis song Jesus we
know him.......So you bind your family and friends and faith to you by cobwebs
of love and nothing stronger than cobwebs of love. Love should be like that its
a cobweb of love, also be happy to have a Prodigal Son in your life, happy
because you will always welcome them back. If you're lucky you'll never have
any Prodigal sonsin your life but I already tell my kids I'll always love them
and they can always come home, leave your doors open with cobwebs of love waiting
there
18.
The
Bicycle Removal Firm ©
By
Michael
Casey
Today's blog
is inspired by what I saw through the window.And what did I see? Well you may
have all seen The Quiet Man with John Wayne and Maureen O'Hara. In it a spare
bike is “carried” by somebody already riding one. It no doubt takes great
skill.
It
wasn't that I saw but something much more intriguing, I say a man on a bike
carrying a mirror under his arm. Not the newspaper, but a real mirror, a 3.5foot one under his right arm. He also had it
mirror side out, so no doubt several car drivers would have been dazzled.
Later
on as I sat here at the computer I saw him again, this time he had an ironing
board under his arm, at least the legs weren't sticking out. He just pedalled past. I was wondering what
would happened next. I was thinking it was nearly time to collect the girls
from school when he came walking past carrying a heavy bundle on his shoulder.
As
we walked home I told my girls what I'd noticed, I always try and teach them to
be observant, such as seeing the new trendy sign over the help the aged charity
shop today. And as we walked home why the policeman had got out of the panda
car near the bank, to go to the cash point and then go to Subway for his
sandwich.
I explained to my girls that the
man on the bike must be moving house,
but he didn't have a car so he
was DIY moving with the aid of a bike. My mother once put on all her clothes
and then walked home to Cromane Kerry because she had no suitcase so she wore
everything. Her mum had belted her for her stupidity, this would be in the
1930s. I encouraged my daughter to use the bike man as a story for her next English lesson, she said
it was not her style. Then as we closed the front door, who did we
see? The man on his bike with a mixing
desk under his arm, my daughter laughed, but her little sister had the last laugh, she'd found
the chocolate biscuits.
So
what can I say, I hope that if ever we move house, if ever I sell my 3 books
then I hope we can at least have a van to transport our things. Or perhaps I
could self upgrade from a bicycle removal service to a bus removal service, I do have a bus pass
after all.
19. What is Prayer ? What is
Love? ©
By
Michael Casey
What
is Faith? We are told in one Bible passage that if a man can do many things yet
there is no Love then man has achieved nothing. I remember this being read at
grammar school at the morning assembly. . Sorry if I cannot quote it verbatim.
I'd come home from work and my dad would be sitting down in the living room his
dinner on a chair so he could watch the news,he'd have the first bite raised to
his mouth. I'm not hungry he'd say and offer me his dinner. This is love.
Another time, another shift pattern. I'd come home at 11p. Dad would wait up to
see me before he'd go to bed, he'd be up at 5am for his work the next morning.
This is the standard I'm used to, I'll do the same for my own children. Its
normal, it’s obvious. To me anyway.My mother used to watch Dallas on tv after
she'd fed all her children, one hand in her apron as she watched tv. Only the
hand always jumped in her pocket, she was saying the rosary while she watched
tv. Very Irish,very motherly. Very normal, the standard I got used to.
Countless mothers the world over do the same. They may be Christians, they may
be of a multitude of different Faiths, yet one thing in common. Love, love of
God, love of family, love of children . And do we thank our parents for this
love? If we didn't and now our parents our gone, then do we live with regret
all our lives . No, this would be folly. We can thank our parents and our God
by being good parents, by trying to copy the good example shown to us . I met
my wife in the retirement home where my dad lived after his near fatal heart
attack, which happened 8 bare weeks after my mother died in her sleep. My dad
lived long enough for me to meet/marry and have a granddaughter. As I gaze on
my daughter's face I often say "thank you". Thank You to God for
allowing me a wife and for having a daughter. An extremely beautiful
daughter,healthy and funny. I have to show the moon to my daughter because she
thinks its so pretty, she loves stars too , not yet 22months old and she knows
the wonder of creation . As I look upwards and see the cold beauty of space I
know how lucky I am. I know how lucky I am. Lucky enough to cry, which I do on
occasions. My tears are my humble thanks and praise of God. I have a family.
July 96, mom was gone 2 months, and dad was
now given 1 week to live. So after 3years of constant visits to the
seniors home I met my wife, my Shanghai China. So yes I cry in the dark of the
night as I look up at the stars . I am a lucky man, because I had good parents,
I know I did . I hope everybody could be as lucky as me .....
well
I hope this reads ok , I couldn't think of any poetry , I just hope telling it
plain catches the spirit , the spirit of love . One word, one look, one sigh,
one flicker of the eyes, each of these is a prayer, a deep prayer . A prayer of
hope, pray, hope and don't worry is a motto I try to live by that’s all the
advice I can give
20. My New Computer Part 2
A
new home computer is an event. You think how quick it will be. You prepare by
backing up your files, but you have so many of them. Then you have email
accounts and favourite sites and so
forth. You think you've thought of
everything but you haven't. BUT you do have a safety net, you've emailed
your important files to yourself, in fact you have a couple of email accounts
so your stuff can be safe. Only you forget the passwords.
I'm
sure we've all done it. Luckily the nice folks at Google can help. But then
there is GMX can they fix it too?
Then
you get 60 day trial of software from
Norton which features an online backup, so your files are safe on a server in
the USA.
So
I had loaded our family photos to the
new PC and then deleted them from the
memory stick thing.
So
that was ok, only I then lost them from the new PC. So I have to rely on
Norton, only there's a glitch, I can see my files on their Server but I cannot restore them to my PC. It
may just be I need to click somewhere I cannot see. So I send an email to
Norton, thats a couple of hours ago, but
I'm sure those guys are just as nice as
Google.
Have
I learnt my lesson. Yes, buy 2 memory sticks and don't delete anything.
Footnote
I first used a computer back in 1978, DEC PDP 1170s but then computers were as
big as washing machines and dealt in megabites and tape decks were as big as
wardrobes.
p.s.Windows7
is fab and the lads at Comet are very very professional
21. How to Teach a Nine Year Old
Long Division ©
By
Michael
Casey
Well
my daughter only has 2 more years in primary school, year 5 is what they call
it. So my Shanghai wife is pushing her to learn maths, 11plus beckons next
year.
I
remember I was called the "Ready Reconner" by the lady in the
butcher’s shop, Marsh and Baxters. The shop had a variety of changes over the
past 45 years but now it is once more a butchers, a halal one. I was 8 or
younger at the time me and my mum would go to the butchers and buy the meat for
the 8 of us, sawdust was on the floor in those days. The lady in the shop would
write down all the separate items on a piece of paper using her pencil. Then
she’d try to add them up, remember it was pounds shillings and pence in those
days. 12 pence to a shilling, and 20 shilling to the pound, 240 pence in one
pound. If you did not know your 12 times tables then you’d be lost. Mr
Gallagher my old school teacher threatened us for months with a times table
test. He sprung it on us and the result was 4 of the best, a pump on my bum.
The next time he tested us I was perfect. So with a stinging bum as a reminder
I was red hot as far at times tables and sums were concerned. Hence I was the
ready reconner
We
always paid the right price for our meat, the tills were huge monsters in those
days with big symbols appearing in a glass window, watch Ronnie Barker in Open
All Hours and you’ll see one.
Now
how do you teach division to a 9 year old. Well my wife starts in Shanghai
dialect, then I interrupt in English giving a metaphor or two, upside down
stair is how I explain. Then we jump on Utube and you get lessons galore, 360
maths lessons is what I hear. Though its American so is Math lessons, I was
boasting as they explained long division that I had shown our daughter the correct
way, but Utube had another set in the upside down steps, by basically I was
right. I then reassured our daughter if she did 100 examples then she’d get it.
If you know how to multiply then you know how to divide. More encouragement is
given in Shanghai dialect. As for our daughter she heads for her room and
Galaxy on her DAB radio, perhaps if she counts the stars in the Galaxy then
she’ll have her head for maths.
22. Mickey Mouse Degrees
Three
of my family went toUniversity, and it was called University then not Uni. They
worked very hard to get there. Me I went to work and later discovered the OU,
after I discovered I could write.
I
also spent 3years
at
a 4star deluxe business hotel. So I’m thinking should I set myself up as a tutor
and teach “Car park cleaning and security patrolling a combined course” or
“Concierge skills with smile techniques” or “Housekeeping with combined Laundry
services” “Reception skills with added Switchboard techniques”. I was a close runner up as Employee Of The Year so
I could charge more.Perhaps I could teach “Acceptance of Rejection, a multi
discipline course for Writers and Playwright and Poets”
I’d
just love for somebody to take me under their wing and give me a grant, I’ve
written a comic novel The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker, I’ve written a
play that will be a hit, Shoplife is its name and its very topical, its about a
store about to close. I’ve got another book called Essays and Plays which is
just that. Finally Tears For A Butcher is my 3rd book which I'm still writing.I
did try and get a grant from the Rockefeller Foundation but no joy,perhaps I’m
too old or too working class. Perhaps I should try Getty Foundation, who knows,
I do know my play Shoplife could be turned on its head to teach Customer
Service, all I need is a Dragon, I did try that too but no luck.
Perhaps
I should go on the X files and read a few poems or speed read from my book,
like the Reduced Shakespeare Company. I did meet thousands of people while I
worked at a hotel and many were amused by my Tales. Tales from Old Forge and
Singing Anvil www.michaelgcasey.multiply.com is where my stuff lives in cyber
space. I am no Blacksmith like my father but I always followed his maxim “Do
what you like, BUT do your best.”
23. My Mouse is drunk ©
By
Michael
Casey
Well
my mouse is drunk, I did see the warning signs and I hoped and prayed that it
would get back to the straight and narrow, but it did not. The mouse is a
drunkard and that’s all there is to it, its not that I live in a windmill with
the sails producing electricity for our home our windmill home. It would have
been just fine if the mouse wore cloggs and did a bit of break dancing. Living
in a windmill would be fun too.
I
am of course talking about a computer mouse, not any Nick Park creation. Our
computer was waving goodbye as you can see by my previous post, but now the
mouse was joining the strike in sympathy, all for one and one for all.
Can
you remember the last time you were on a double decker bus up stairs and
drunk?I can remember being on the Metro in Paris Feb 1998 drunk and very happy,
but that’s another story. So picture that in your mind and that’s just how my
mouse is behaving. Scrolling and jumping and highlighting galore, could be like a scene from an old
film, Easy Rider perhaps, and yes I remember seeing that at the cinema, 2pound
a week pocket money so I could go to the cinema at the Grove.You think you can
master a silly little mouse but you cannot, its like a jockey verses a giant,
the jockey is wiry and nimble so its very hard to catch him and lay a punch on
him. Exactly how it is between me and my mouse. I was trying to do a few things
before the new needed replacement computer arrived, but it was a battle of
wills and the mouse, the computer mouse
was winning. I need to renew my house insurance so I thought I could do this
online. I had rung up my existing insurance company and they immediately
offered a 40% discount! But it was still cheaper to change so I had been
looking online, but with the mouse playing up it was like being in an Irish Pub
on Saint Patrick’s day, one giant jelly mass of people, me and the mouse were
just like that. Finally I had to give up I was getting seasick. 4 of us use
this computer and the mouse has been battered for years, so now it was time to
put it out of its misery, the only decision was whether to bury the mouse
in an old shoe box or just cut off its
tale and give it to the with. kids to play
24. We are having a baby ©
By
Michael
Casey
We
are having a baby, after much though and heartache we have decided to have a
baby, it will be our 3rd. Now in Google search that’ll be condensed so
everybody will be mislead until they click and read the full version. Yes we
are having a baby, and yes it will be our 3rd, but not a baby baby, which would
indeed be our 3rd. No we are not trying for a boy after having two girls, we
are just having a 3rd baby, I mentioned it to my eldest daughter on my way back
with a coffee in my hand, she said it wouldn’t be a 3rd baby, it would be a 4th
baby, or even a 5th baby. You see we had a new Tv after ours gave up the ghost
after 16 years, so the new Toshiba was a baby, and our new noisy whistling
kettle was a baby too. What I’m really saying is that our computer has reached
the age when it should be replaced. The baby I’m on about is a new Emachine
computer, a baby computer because it should be so much smaller than the
original one from over 7 years ago. Best of all it was on offer, 200 off. If it
wasn’t on offer it would have stayed in the shop, but we really need our
computer so thankfully a cheap one has popped up to save the day.
As
for our current Emachine that’ll find a new home with somebody who had our last
old baby, a tradition is forming, he has our old cache which saves him cash.
Its nice if you can recycle things, and I’m sure our friend will spruce it up
to make it better than we had it. I know somebody who has a computer who has
never done a disc cleanup, but that’s another story. As for us I now have to
backup our old files, can you imagine how many 1000 photos you take when you
have a young children; you have to send them to grandma in Shanghai and friends
in Toyko and Taiwan and Singapore, and the most exotic Stourbridge and Reading
and Frankfurt. You do have some on the family website but now as change is in
the air you must backup everything, you cannot lose your children’s childhood
snaps.
Yesterday
I looked at USB sticks they can be pretty expensive, finally I worked out how
much stuff we just had to backup and move. Play.com turned out to have the best
offer for 16gig flash security. Lets hope it’s a simple as I think it is to
back things up, I have 14gig of stuff to backup. As you can imagine I have to
keep my other babies safe, my stories my writing, which are dreams in
themselves. I had them on floppy discs scattered all around my house. I do have
my site
www.michaelgcasey.multiply.com so
my “masterpieces” will survive fire and floor and even nuclear war as the are
on a server on a different continent. However I still need them on my new baby
computer my new Emachine, so my 16gig flash storage will have a mission. There
is one thing to remember though I remember somebody saying if you don’t
dismount/unload you media properly then you lose what’s on the flash media.
Well I’ll find out about that soon enough, Wednesday will be my security day.
Then
once everything is safely loaded I can breath a sigh of relief. But what else
do you have to do once you have your new baby, your new computer. Get connected
to the Internet, without being swamped by viruses because you forgot to get an
anti virus program. Set up accounts on the computer, I have my side and my wife
has her side. With a Shanghai wife though I get stray Chinese characters appearing
on our current computer, and strange things have happened. So I need to keep a
clear head while I get things as I want them to be, however give it a fortnight
and China will have invaded my side of the computer and stolen all the duvet. I
still dream of having my books in
Waterstones and sold as Ebooks for all these new devices, but most of all I
want a computer just for me!
25.
Where
do the tears go when they are shed©
By
Michael Casey
Where
do the tears go when they are shedWhile I lie here crying on my bedDo the tears
drip drip away and seep thoughThe
floorboards and head for the sea.Do my tears join an ocean that rises
and fallsDo the tears yell and scream but only sea farersHear them, do whales
moan as they crash through themOnly whales know of my distress as my tears
groanIn deep deep oceans in the unknown dark deep seas.
Do
my tears head north to the North Pole and SantaDoes Santa Ho Ho Ho so much
because he is trying to drown outThe cries and sobs and tears held back for so
many years.Do tears form ice shelves and become icebergs, silent and
majesticLike giant cathedrals of ice. Is this the way to silent the voice of
tears.Frozen in Time for 100s of years, the fears of today and yesterday are
mergedAs one, gagged for eternity in an ice cathedral.Will everything be
forgot, deep freezed, quick frozen like garden peas.
Do
my tears evaporate and head for the sky, joining the clouds as they pass by.Are
my tears blown this way and that, are they taken far away over the ocean.As
planes pass through the clouds that are my tears, can the passengers hearCan
the passengers hear my tears, all my hopes and fears, or are my tearsDrowned
out by the in flight movie, 007 killing my prayers to heaven.
Do
my tears wash away my pain, my guilt, are they like mothers’ milk?For tears
touch us all, they are like a morning mist that shrouds us.For tears are the
dark dark night of the soul, a cold coat that covers us.In the morning we
remember we fell asleep crying, but what of now?Now we’ve looked at our dead
mum’s photo and think of what she would have said.We smile as we remember, her
fight, her love, her spirit, her smile.But never tears, she shed no tears for
us, she shed no tears for us.Tears will come, tears will come again, but they
are just water, we are strongerThan mere water, we have a boat and that boat is
Love.
****Well
I dug this out from my PC I wrote it a year ago...Michael
26. From A to B or From Sat Nav
to Blocked Sink
Well
I hope you are all fine this morning. For us the Sat Nav debate continues.
In
the old days a Black Taxi would not be seen using an AtoZ, it was beneath his
dignity. He'd done the Knowledge and it was all up there in his head. Jack
Rozenthal wrote a great play about it, was it 30years ago? Maureen Lipman was
his real wife.
Delivery
drivers have and egg and bacon butty in one hand dripping egg on to the AtoZ in
their other hand while they try and deliver a chest of drawers, with 5 days
growth of beard for good measure.
Bus
drivers know their route, so once they've done it a while its automatic, they
know what they are doing. All they have
to do is put up with kids trying to use a 3 day old ticket, and not get too
high from all the cannabis on the bus. Or remember when they have switched
routes because that can lead to strange directions.
Door
to door salesmen all those years ago, with the rap at tat tat on the back door
had their route carrying the suitcase with samples in. I can vaguely remember
one at our back door did my mum buy a clothes brush? But that must be 45 years
ago.
So
basically we all know what we want and where we are going. Going further
back they say people only knew a six
block radius around their home. Going to War changed all that as did radio and then more importantly tv. Tv
being our eyes on the world, previous to that only Merchant Seaman knew of the
world. My own granddad was a merchant seaman, I sometimes wonder did he ever
get to Shanghai
Or
was it me, his grandson who got there first. Had he visited at the turn of the
19th/20th Century 100years and more ago.
Which
brings us back to Sat Nav. Me I use a bus which is fine apart from the pot
heads who sit next to you on the bus and all I want to do is puke. My wife is a
car driver, so she and our girls love the car. But my wife has borrowed a Sat Nav
and likes the ease of it so now she wants one of her own. The result is that
I’m being nagged to provide one. You pay, me pay, yes you pay, why me pay,
because you are the husband so you pay, no way me pay, you pay you pay
yourself, I say. And on the ding dong, sing song goes. Which is the fun part.
Me I no pay, use computer I say. You can get perfect directions off the
computer all you then have to do is print them off, if our printer was still
working we’d be doing that. So really all the wife has to do is copy them down,
in English.
She’s busy with the wok as I talk to you, she’s
compromised now, she only wants me to pay half. So I say I’ll be doubly
generous and double the share I won’t pay, I’ll pay zero and she can pay 100%.
That’s the true spirit of negotiation, now I have another thing to resolve,
she’s blocked the sink, so pardon me now as I take the plunge, or rather take
the plunger to the sink, no need to use a Sat Nav to get there, its over my
shoulder in the next room, just turn left at the tv and go straight on to the
sound of bubbles. Love is everywhere don’t you know it, just find it, no Sat
Nav required.
27.
Read
My Mind ©
By
Michael
Casey
I
just read in the Sunday paper that soon they’ll be able to read my mind,
everybody’s mind. A computer firm is scanning brains so that in future you can
control your computer with just a thought.
“Where
do you do to my lovely when you’re alone and in your bed, tell me the thoughts
that surround you” as Peter Sarstead sung in the old and very good song.*
Now
the song was a great song, perhaps they’ll play it on Magic again soon.
But
our thoughts are private like the sunglasses of our mind. They ring fence our
brain and keep strangers out, they hide our boredom when at Company events, the
same speech and the same director laughing at his own jokes while as one we all
think “what a plonker”. A whole hall wishing he’d stop so we could get on with
the entertainment, free bar and circus.
Politicians
lie, we all think they do, and if we could read their minds we’d all throw
cabbages at them, or eggs or just manifestos. We heard what Gordon really
though of that lady and it helped lose the Election for him. Then the apology
shambles, you cann’t take back something like that. If somebody could read Gordon’s
mind they would have dived in to save him before he even said it. Politicians
need to be clear but they never are. Why have clarity when you can have
deniability. Let’s just wish Gordon a good relaxing next 5 years.
But
what of you and what of me. You see a girl, you see a boy, you’ve got your
shades on, you take a good hard look, the object of your attention cannot see
your eyes, you try and look cool and not move your head an inch. But you lust
after him, you lust after her. Choose your own words as to what you are
thinking, or are you lusting. Well they’ll never know because they cannot read
your mind. But if they could, they’d be
a few slapped faces that’s for sure. Or
they’d be a few sudden snogs in
doorways and in bus shelters or on the top decks of buses. And all because we
can read each other’s minds. Perhaps in the future the gismo to read minds
would be attached to your shades, so you’d look cool while they drool.
What
about your mum if she could read your mind? She’d be sending you to bed without
supper, she’d scream and shout “get out of my house.”
What
about old gran and granddad, they’d know what you really think of them. Do you
love them or are you just playing along to get their money when they die.
Reading
Minds is a dangerous thing, we need protection from ourselves, a stray spoken word can hurt, but luckily our words
are locked up in our minds and they can be chosen and picked and used with
caution. But if they were there all naked in front of us, no nuances, no
clarification then we’d all be in big trouble. I believe we think
4 times faster than we speak, but speech is
our filter so that we DO pick the right words, we don’t say the wrong thing.
Reading Minds can be dangerous, yes it would be great if you could walk down
the road and have all the girls dreaming of you, but what if you were walking
down the road and you could heard everybody’s
inner voice saying I hate you. What You Don’t Know Cann’t Hurt You, so
as far as I’m concerned I’ll Fortune Telling
to Gypsies.
*Peter
Sarstead copyright
28.
My
Daddy’s like Google he knows everything ©
By
Michael Casey
My
kids were in London today for a day out
with my wife and one of her friends. Me I stayed home I’d picked up some
bug last night , so I nursed my bug.
The
girls were all excited when they came home and my smallest one was telling a
story. It began with a box fell from the sky, but it was no ordinary box, it
was a magic box. So I told her to keep
the idea in her head and she could write it out in the morning, it was late
now. Her bigger sister observed that when she wrote she wrote all posh, but
when she talked she did not. I then tried to explain the difference between :-
speaking, writing, presenting, teaching. Some people may be able to do one but
this does not prove/equate to being able to do another. Then my smallest let
loose with the line that I was Google and should be a teacher and that I should
write kids books. I’ll do anything IF somebody sponsors me, or becomes my
patron, though in my case it would be Saint Rita or Saint Jude themselves who’d
help. Thinking back to 1969 I did win a Junior Free Handwriting Competition, I
have the certificate somewhere, Brook Bond sponsored it, I’d forgotten about it
till just now.
Daddy,
any daddy has to try and be an encyclopaedia to give his kids some information,
in some SciFi film or it may have been
in Dr Who I saw a battered Robot became the teacher, with holograms too. If
only I could be some sort of magician, then that would be swell as the
Americans say, card tricks with lessons on, slight of hand passing messages of
learning. I am award that I have to try hard and give good information out,
otherwise 1984 becomes a reality, rubbish becomes fact, and facts become
rubbish. There are more questions than answers, luckily I’m very eclectic so I
can give a base camp answer, then watch as their minds click and you can see
from their expression, from the look in their eyes that they understand and
they can begin to work things out for themselves or just have a look online. The main thing though is that Daddy, this
daddy, me, encourages his girls to use their brains.
The
cobwebs may grow IF I didn’t have children asking this and asking that. In a
couple of years time my biggest daughter can read my book, it’s a 12
certificate so although she’s seen it she’ll just have to wait for the dubious
honour of reading daddy’s The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker.
29. Its Just got to be Winnie
The Pooh
Its
Just Got to be Winnie The Pooh. My youngest daughter just loves Winnie The
Pooh, my wife thinks its because I look like Winnie The Pooh, judge for
yourselves.
We
have a collection of soft toys tidied away behind the settee, about 40 I think.
Every now and then my small daughter lines them up in rows and she's the teacher.
Winnie The Pooh is always 1st in the queue. Then she takes the register and
tells the toys to pay attention. Then she reads to them, everything is done in
an orderly way. I think she'll end up a scientist as she's so organised, my
wife did Science back in Shanghai, so its in the genes. Her Chinese grandfather
did a bit of writing too, as did her Chinese great uncle, and then there is me
www.michaelgcasey.multiply.com , so writing is in the blood too. Does anybody
remember Abbott the Physics text book? That just sprung to mind, we were told
to read it cover to cover, my brother actually did do that.
So
back to Winnie The Pooh, I'm being told that she wants a Winnie The Pooh
lunchbox, she just saw it in the Netto leaflet that came through our door. Then
another leaflet had a Winnie The Pooh duvet and duvet cover. I did buy her a
Winnie The Pooh blow up cushion but that delevoped a slow leak, so I stuffed
Winnie the Pooh with a few old pillows, and she was able to continue sitting on
it. We have Winnie The Pooh dvds and some old VHS tapes too, and a few days ago
we bought her a Winnie The Pooh cutlery set along with a face cloth. So thats
just the tip of a big iceberg, she has a white Tigger thats not really Tigger
but he does look like a very very pale snow Tigger. When she grows up we will
tease her about this. But I know one day a chubby cuddly man will ask my
permission to marry her, perhaps his name will be Christopher Robin.
30. The Best Years Of Our Lives
©
ByMichael
Casey
They
say that the best years of our lives are our schooldays.Maybe its true, but we
are all too busy doing the homework, or suffering Latin homework. I can vouch
for Latin in Grammar school, it’s a form of torture, but it does help your
vocabulary, and it does make you persevere.
I
suppose Uni is the best days of your lives too, until you get the bill. And
realise that nobody rates a degree any more because everybody has one so the
currency is devalued. 3 years experience doing something while you did you degree
in film studies. So the experienced one gets the job.
Getting
married and setting up home, are they the best years of our lives? Then the
first baby and the lack of sleep, learning to catch and throw dirty nappies out
the house, just like a wicket keeper.
Finally
getting your book published. Getting a few plays on the stage, having a column
in The Sun and The Telegraph, would these be the best days of our lives.
www.michaelgcasey.multiply.com
Or
is it the old days, when your life is in part 2, when the grave can be seen in
the distance, it may be 50years away but you’ve have the 1st 50 years so you
are on the slide to the grave. With experience and love your view of life has
changed, you have a young family, but you know how to love them. You can feel it
in the air, you can see it in the garden, you can hear the children’s laughter,
you can enjoy a glass or two, but you are at Peace, that’s when you have
reached The Best Days Of Your Life.
31. Let My Tears Be My Words
(c) by Michael Casey
Let
There Be Light ©
By
Michael Casey
Let
my tears be my words
Let
the candle light be my eyes
Let
the flowers in bloom be my lips
Let
their scent be my blood
Let
the wind be my breath
Let
clouds be my mood
Let
children’s laughter be my hope
Let
widows’ sighs be my conscience
Let
a stranger’s prayers be my delight
Let
the bees be my wisdom
Let
the trees be my strength
Let
my patience reach to the stars
Let
me be always remembered in your prayers
End
p.s.
****
I hope you enjoy my poetry, there's more at www.michaelgcasey.multiply.com
Poems
are like butterflies there appear from nowhere and flutter by, we are amazed by
their beauty then they are gone. This one came to me about 2 years ago when I
was hiding in St Phillips cathedral during my lunch break. I got the 1st couple
of lines. Once home I sat in my old big blue chair in front of the computer and
then worked out the rest. You can see a photo on my site. I have now updated
the old chair, all I need is a new computer.
32. The Lambs have gone its
Silent
The
Lambs have gone its Silent, my girls are in London today, my wife took them
there. So I'm home alone, and its so silent.
"Dad,
what does xyz mean" asks my big daughter, but she's not here,
I
explain and tell her to use one of the dictionaries we have.
I want her to be able to find out answers herself. When you explain
things you find that you try and be so exact so that you don't confuse your
kids. It probably makes me think more clearly too.
This
morning my smallest girl put a Tamagatu purple cat on the desk, she said it
would keep me company while they were away.
Its still on the desk besides me as I talk to you. My old copy of Don
Camillo's Dilemma is there too, I've read 50pages just 200 more to go, then its
Don Camillo meets the Hells Angels, then I'm done, 6 books all about a Catholic
priest and a Communist Lord Mayor. The stories were 1st written over 50 years
ago, I know no Italian so I read them in English translation. I was actually
going to learn Italian several years ago, only I got distracted by this Shanghai girl, I married
her, you can see some photos of us all on this site, we were at a wedding a few
days ago. I'm the George Clooney look alike in the photos, though my hair looks
as though I've washed it in DAZ. Our 2 girls are there too, along with the
wife, not forgetting the Bride and Groom. As for Italian, I put the books in an
old holdall and put that under my bed, years later my nephew was learning
Italian, so I donated everything to him.
You
could hear a pin drop in the house, its so silent, and yes I hate it. All I
have is the pain from tearing down the fence, its sharp and makes me wince a
bit, but aren't we all stupid sometimes, or is it just me who's cornered the
market. I look to my right and can hear the clock ticking, its a battery
powered but still I can hear it. No small girls running about in the room above
me. No Blick DAB radio blaring out Galaxy on their radio above. The clock in
the living room strikes nine, my girls should be getting on the train home now.
London Euston to Birmingham, 28pounds for the 3 of them with Virgin trains, see
the offers for yourself. I can hear the boiler click into action, heating the
water for baths on their return. The computer hums in front of me, just by my
knee. I hope I win the HP Envy 17 laptop in this weeks Sun's competitions, our
computer is 7 years old and freezes a lot. The irony is I joined the MySUN site
so I could enter the competitions, and then I stumbled into putting my blogs
here on MySun. The sound of the keyboard echoes around our empty house.
I
jump in my seat, the telephone has just exploded, my wife has just rung to say
they missed the train. Only she was teasing, I can hear our kids in the
background on the train. So all is well, but too too quiet. I know one thing I
could never live alone. Tomorrow the kids will want Tux Paint on the computer,
or want to use the Graphic Tablet on the computer. There will be noise galore,
a family noise, the noise I prayed for all those years ago.
Cheerio
from Birmingham and London Euston
www.michaelgcasey.multiply.com
33. Take my Fence Away ©
By
Michael
Casey
Well
just for something different today I took my fence away. The day had started
noisily when a courier nearly knocked my door down, and it wasn’t even my
parcel.So wishing him well I closed my door. Half an hour later a polite
knocker knocked at my door. “Sorry for disturbing you” he began “yes you are
disturbing me” I finished as I closed the door. I don’t know about you but I
just wish cold callers didn’t bother. Or they all got a disease and took the
Junk Email writers with them, a kind of modern plague, where the skeletons
decayed over computers. But perhaps I’m being too mean today.
As
for my fence, we have a rickety old one on one side next to the entry, its parallel supports with boards nailed
alternately on the inside and on the
outside. However with age it’s developed a stoop, or backward lunge, a kind of
limbo dancing look.The alley is kind of
blocked because of this, but nobody uses it but me, however I decided it was
getting dangerous, so the fence had to go. Just in case. So I leant on the
fence and it creaked and groaned, not unless that was my back. 3 sections gave
way, the supporting posts had had it for years. Then all I had to do was saw
the last bit away. Only I don’t have a saw, but I do have a metal saw ,or
rather just the blade which was part of the tools I inherited 30 years ago.
They gather dust mainly as I am not a DIY kind of person. I can work out what
needs to be done, but as for doing it, I leave that to the experts. I once
tried painting a wall, only it took gallons of paint, the wall was covered in
a wallpaper that was just like carpet,
so it just soaked up the paint, a bit like painting a bear I suppose, not that
I’ve ever tried painting a bear.
But
back to the fence, finally I’d sawn away the last support and I had a kind of
woodern ladder in my entry. All I had to
do was heave it to the rubbish area at the bottom of my garden. I had to jump
up and down to break it up, I had to be very careful too as there were 6 inch
nails all over it. Rusty nails but still dangerous, apart from the one I nearly stabbed my chest with,
everybody must have done similar such things. Did I ever tell you when I
painted my bathroom. It’s on my site
somewherewww.michaelgcasey.multiply.com Michael’s Bathroom. But back to the
fence, I was triumphant when I was finished, then the washing line broke, my
bright orange Polo top with a polo scene on it
went sailing to the ground along with my jeans. Another task for me.
Over
the road in the hardware store I got a plastic washing line, £4.50 I was
robbed.I also bought some green twine, £1.60, I had an idea you see. Once home
I got my biggest daughter to hold the end while I tied it to the tree and then
to the peg in the wall. I didn’t realise just how long 20m is, so I was able to
have 2 new plastic washing lines. This is good in the long run as I live with 3
girls, if only I had another bathroom, but I need a lottery win before that happens,
or Rupert Murdoch sees this and gives me a job. Hold on a second while I watch
a pig fly past.
So
now I had a new washing line, all I needed was a new fence. That’s where the
twine comes in. I called my girls outside, together we ran up and down the yard
tying the twine to what was left of the supporting posts. A kind of net, a bit
like the net at Wimbledon was formed. Straight lines then vertical lines in
between, plus some coloured paper to make it more attractive. My big daughter
has done crochet at school so she was well pleased with her efforts. My wife
said it looked like prison bars but she just has no imagination said me and the
girls. We hope small birds will rest on the top line and sing to us. It was a
fun hour or so, apart from the twinge in my back, the fence was heavy after
all. I forgot one thing, I wanted to teach the girls about Gravity, so I shook
the Apple Tree at the bottom of the garden and they watched the apples fall,
Newton remembered. Then they gathered a few apples and pretended to cook them,
the apples were bobbing in a container, Archimedes came to mind so I mentioned
him to them. All in all an educational Summers Day.
p.s.
The girls are in London Wednesday 28th, so if you spot them say hello, but don't frighten them, I'll be home
in Birmingham hoping my back's fine
34. So hypnotize me
So
hypnotize me
I
was just picking up the kids from the school on the hill, I overheard a mum
saying that her son was thinking of doing Hypnotism as a subject for part of
his University course. It made me think about what kind of world we’d be if we
could use hypnotism to iron out the rough spots. If we could use it to make us
all shiny and new all the time. It made me think of Scifi films, from Logan’s Run to Matrix, the
perfect world.
So
what if it was just weight loss, or fear of animals that was hypnotized away.
You used to be able to listen to a tape while you slept and then hey presto in
the morning you could speak Chinese.That’d be good in our house as my wife is a
Shanghai girl and our girls speak Chinese with her while I’m trying to write
here at the computer.
Learning
piano via hypnotism would be good too, my small daughter is now trying out the
guitar after playing on the piano for 30mins. We saved up for years to buy the
piano and then my brother gave us a child size guitar which he’d picked up
cheap in The Works. My girl is making up a song now behind me as I talk to you,
its hard trying to type when you’re trying not to laugh, try it for yourself.
Now
hypnotists use a watch to hypnotize, so that’d interest me straight away, just
the watch. I have a Russian KGB officer automatic at present, if you’re read
The Watch and Me you’ll know about me and watches. When I have some money I
hope to buy an Oris watch, but it will have to be a strong one. So there I am
being hypnotized to learn after dinner speaking, I’d really love to get on that
circuit, however I don’t know any Freemasons. I’m being hypnotized when I
realize the hypnotist has a lovely Omega, so what happens. My love of watches
overrules the hypnotist, I escape with his Omega and the hypnotist is found
staring at the clock at New Street Station, he’s mumbling just look into my
eyes, look into my eyes. I’m sent back to the hypnotist, he’s very famous, he
has a Cartier Bleu watch, he just gives it to me, everything becomes a blur.In
the morning I wake up in bed speaking Chinese and giving an after dinner
speech, on one wrist is an Omega, on the other is a Cartier Bleu. As for the
hypnotist he’s found on the no8 bus going around and around Birmingham, on his
wrist is my Russian KGB officer watch, and guess what, he’s speaking Russian.
Das
Vidanya Everybody, Michael www.michaelgcasey.multiply.com
35. Pizza and Rice
Pizza
and Rice
I
wouldn’t say I have a love affair with frozen food, say pizza, nor that I like
my bacon sandwiches so much. Its just that I used to work such odd hours.
Getting home at 9pm doesn’t encourage you to get Delia’s book out and be
creative. You just want something quick, as its 6 hours or so since your late
lunch at 3pm. It may even be nearly 10pm when you get home, after doing a
workfavour for somebody. So now your stomach does think that your throat has
been cut, it rumbles away as you sit on the bus, other passengers think its the
deep base of somebody’s personal stereo. Once home its flick Sky on grab dinner
from the freezer, in 10 minutes time the dinnertime Pizza is ready, washed down
by two mugs of milky coffee. If Delia
has got 1/2 a page left to fill she
could just squeeze it into one of her books.
Time
moves on and I’m married and we have two little girls. Rice is on the menu
daily, you need a degree in Oriental
Languages to know whats in the fridge. I have a Shanghai wife who really can
cook. Chopsticks make an appearance, as does the spoon shovelling techniques
for eating. I can come home to find movement in the kitchen sink, its alive and
will soon be dinner, its a crab. Fish is being cooked too, the rice cooker is
on, you would not believe just how fluffy and nice rice can be. Before
Shanghai, I’d have scoffed at the idea of rice being so different, Ambrosia
creamed rice from a tin was the height of my experience, now I scoff nice rice.
My wife goes to the Korean shop to buy the rice as it tastes so good. We are
lucky we have a huge Ying Yip down the road a few miles too. Once dinner is
ready there are 3 or 5 dishes on the table, Phoenix is of the TV too. I think
my wife only came around to my house in the first place all those years ago
because I had Chinese tv, either that or she really loved my frozen pizza.
Ocassionally there are prawn crackers on offer, you really have to be quick to
make these or you’ll burn them and yourself.
My
dad used to have a bowl of corn flakes as a snack before bedtime if he was
peckish, I do the same. Cereals tend to be my breakfast too as they are so
quick and easy to make, well they make themselves. My wife likes snacks too,
but they can seem tasteless to a Western tongue. However biscuits and cakes
from Sainsbury’s are a delight for her, if I search hard enough I can find
them, our girls love them too. You have to understand if you follow the Eastern
diet then you are very slim, both of my girls are slim and tall, so to fall of
the Eastern diet is a treat. Going to the chip shop for them is a bit of a
wonder, they get “takeaway” every day at home, so chips is a treat. As for me
my diet has improved as I have the left overs, though I still weigh 3 times more
than my size 0 wife. As for me and Delia, we do have one thing in common, and I
don’t mean our love of food, Delia and Me are catholics.
36. Family Traits
I
was thinking about what to talk about today, as I need to practice my writing
skills, Eric Clapton once said in an interview that if you don't practice you
could lose your gifts, so practice. So this is what I'm thinking about today.
Our
kids, all of our kids inherit things from their parents. Beauty or lack of it,
freckles and red hair or not. Being a bonnie baby or not, being quiet or not.
Our first daughter was very quiet and did not wake us up in the night. However
the 2nd one was the opposite, if she was the 1st one then maybe we wouldn't
have bothered with a 2nd. Ask your own friends for their experiences. Our 1st
one was born in the early hours, I got home at 3am and had to explain to my
Shanghai mother in law that it was a daughter. A week previously I had been to
my brother's house where we loaded up an estate car, Steve from Steve's takeaway
had helped. My brother had saved everything from his kids and now he passed it
on to me.Then once home me and the mother in law had constructed the cot,
without any common language between us, it took 1.5hours. Today it would take
1/2 that time as the mother in law understands a lot more English and I'm much
better at contructing flat packs.
Our
1st girl was born almost on Padre Pio's
own Birthday, he being the Saint who'd started the ball rolling so to speak.
Our daughter was big, like me I suppose. But she has perfect Chinese hair, the
kind of hair girls would kill for. Look at the photos here and judge for
yourself. Apart from that I suppose she looks very Western.
The
thing you learn very fast when you have a baby is how to change nappies and get
them and their smell out the house. You save all the plastic bags from
shopping, and its a bit like wicket keeping, a catch and a throw and out the
door. Ask any cricketers if nappy changing is as I've explained. I'm sure
they'll agree.
As
children grow then traits appear. Our 2nd child is very funny. Before she was
born she was in Shanghai and her granddad was making my wife laugh. A child in
the womb can hear, so our daughter would have heard all the laughter, as did
her born sister. I think my wife was 8 months pregnant when she returned home.
I can remember waiting at Heathrow after they'd had 2 months in Shanghai. My
daughter was sitting on the luggage trolley being pushed by grandma, behind was
my very pregnant wife. I was crying with happiness. And as the cot was already
ready, no 1.5hours of lego like building.
Drawing
is a delight for both my girls. My wife can do all fancy stuff, Caligraphy and
Chinese letters etc. She even used to go drawing of some sort for the Police in
Shanghai. One of my brothers is good too. So drawing is in both sides of the
gene pool.
As
kids grow the family features show. My big daughter looks like me when I was
her age, its like Dr Who in a way, she is my past and I am her future, its a
bit spooky as the resemblance is so very strong. My other daughter apparantly
looks exactly like my wife when she was young though she is Western looking. So
Nature has given each of us, a clone so to speak. Our youngest also has the fantasic hair too. You'd have to
do some market research amongst your friends to see if all of them rate hair as
the best thing to have. So long as neither of them go white early like me.
37. Dress Sense
Do men have any dress sense? Walk down your
local street and see what you can see. Me I've not worn a shirt for a year. I
prefer rugby shirts, even though its decades since I was dangerous on a rugby
field. Rugby shirts can be pulled on and pulled off and thrown in the washing
machine. I have a bright orange one with a polo scene on it, in fact I have 3
exactly the same. I bought then in Sawgrass Mills Florida which is the biggest
shopping mall in Florida. There was a sale on when I was there so I ended up
buying 3. At my size you take your bargains when they come. As for shoes, are
black shoes only for the office and interviews. Personally I like comfy shoes,
brown ones too. I always buy 2 pairs
together in the 1/2 price sale. I suppose I could be related to Ken Clarke such
is my choice of shoes. When I used to wear shirt and ties I always wore bright
colours, reds or yellows, thats the ties not the shirts. Boring white or blue
shirts were my choice. Never buy a non iron shirt because they always DO need
ironing and they are impossible to iron and end up looking like a dried out
prune. And don't forget to comb your hair and brush and dandruff off. The worse
thing in the world is dandruff on your shoulders. Moving on, trousers should always be
comfortable, if you bend down to tie your shoelaces and you hear a ripping
noise that means the trousers were too tight. Only John Travalta can look cool
in tight trousers. So be honest with yourself, if you look like Shrek in a suit
then CHANGE. Though I have to confess I've been told I'm a bit of a Shrek, even
though I thought my 18.5 inch neck with a bright red tie hanging from it made me look important. Ah
well what can a man do? Well ask your wife could be a good idea, but run for
the hills if she says she'll come shopping with you. You know it'll mean you'll
end up with 2 new pink shirts, while she buy 20 items she really really needs.
Happy
Shopping everybody.
38. Home ©
by
Michael
Casey
Home
is where the heart is.Homeless is
outside a house looking in wishing it were your home.Put into a Home is where
due to circumstances a loved one has to be put into care.
As
I talk to you this morning I have a drawing on the desk propped up by the
computer speakers.It’s a drawing of a girl with all her hair to one side, she
has long eyelashes and is carrying a small bag.Besides the biro drawing of the
girl is a big heart and some stars, written above is “For Daddy.”I have a
notepad on the desk in front of the computer monitor so my girls love leaving
drawings.On the side of the fridge is this weeks spelling list, held there by
magnets that aunty gave us.On top of the fridge is a fruit bowl full of fruit
and sweets.By the fruit bowl is container full of pens and crayons, a shopping
list in Mandarin beside it.There are photos of family scattered about the
house, in one corner photos of my mum and dad both long gone, but still much
loved. When you get to Heaven you’ll see them is what I say to my girls.We
found a stilly photo of me so I put it on the shelf next to the huge red
Chinese dictionary, the fairy from the Christmas tree is also on that shelf waiting ever patiently
for Christmas to return.Behind me is a painting of an angel a Burne Jones copy,
blowing a flute thing.Girls shoes are scattered about the house, waiting to
trip me up.Behind the sofa in this room are two huge bags of soft toys, waiting to escape.Once my smallest is back home
she’ll release the soft toys from their Jail.Then she’ll line them up in rows
and sitting on the teddy bear wooden stool she’ll be teacher.All the toys have
names and she’ll chide them as together they learn this week’s spellings.Her
big sister has her nose in a book, she’s determined to win a prize from the
local library for reading the most books. I told her I read everything in the
school library when I was young.The sound of chickens comes from the living room
LULU, not that lulu, but a chat show queen on Phoenix can be heard. Then my
wife is on the phone while she shakes her big wok.I look outside and am pleased
to see my sea of shamrock, I transplanted it here many years ago, it nearly
died during the harsh Winter we just had but now I have enough for all of
Riverdance.I’ll stop there for now.But you can see what I’m on about. A home is
a combination of all the things I’ve just talked about.A home is a physical
place, but it is much more than that. It’s the little things inside the house
that turn it into a home. Such as the Looney Chick toy that I’m using as a
cushion, my girls brought it back all the way from Shanghai last year, and now
we use it as a cushion.The drawings on the desk in front of me are done with
love by my girls.Sharing a pack of Rolos, even though you love them so much,
this is home, this is family.In the end, where there is love then there is a
home. Without the love even if your home was better than a 5 star hotel, then
it really wouldn’t be a home, it would be just a location.For as we all know
Home is where the Heart is.
39. The Weather Forecast
In
England we have weather, elsewhere they have climate. Which may explain why
here in England we are obsessed by the weather and the weather forecast. I know
my own wife always demands I change channels so she can decide if she can put
the washing out, and what clothes she can wear. I tell her she can press the
red button, but that’s no good she wants the live show of the weather.Then she
can hang my pants out, and get changed. When I visited Shanghai a decade ago we’d be walking back to her
mum’s flat she’d point to the sky and there on the bamboo rods were my pants blowing in the
wind. Just like a flag she laughed.
So
nothing much has changed, only the location of my pants. Now on an old
fashioned washing line in Old Forge and Singing Anvil, then on a bamboo pole 4
flights up in Shanghai, and there were no lifts in her mum’s block of flats,
lucky for us we did not have to walk to the 10th floor. Explains why the
Chinese are so fit and thin.
But
why do we love the weather so much? Because its so variable, so we lust after
news of the weather, lust is the correct word too. People go mad when the sun
pops out. Where I live its as if there is an alarm, the alarm goes off and
suddenly all the men are out on the street of Old Forge and Singing Anvil, with
shorts on. Really ugly legs too, me I never wear shorts, though I once met
Freddie Garretty from Freddie and the Dreamers. Remember the song? Who wears
short shorts, we wear short shorts. Am I really getting old, or do I just have
a good memory for trivia. Whatever, where I live men just love getting their
legs out. They must have an alarm in their pockets attached to their mobile
phone, text message tells them to get their shorts on.
So
don’t get burnt everybody and don’t forget the sunscreen.
40. Call Centre Calling
We
all just love call centres, we all just love it when they call when we've just
sat down on the toilet and we're expecting a call from grandma in Shanghai. So
the phone rings and we dash for the Andrex and the sink to wash our hands in.
Then still pulling up our pants, we fall down stairs just as Norman Wisdom or
Brian Rix would do, then pulling up our pants and doing up our trouser's belt
we pass by the hall mirror and see the black eye we've just got. We answer the
phone, there is a long long pause, as if the call center guy is having a final drag on his **** before answering, "hi I'm Guy, could I
interest you in cable tv, I've got such
a great package to offer." his voice
oh so so sexy, in his imagination anyway. Has he not heard of Sky, the
best package. So we swear in Shanghai
dialect, and hang up the phone. Then we notice our trousers are split, the
one's grandma in Shanghai had made for us, the trousers for her Panzi, her Fat
Fat Boy son in law.
If
only we could get revenge, just like in Bruce Almighty. A bottled water company
rings, so we click our fingers and its as if the Dam Busters had breached that
dam, a sodden girl will NEVER ring your number again. Then there's a knock at
your door, its the Mormons, you smile and smile, and they start running away,
only asking which way is the airport. Why? Well I'll leave that to your
imagination. The phone rings again, so you do heavy breathing, only for a voice
at the other end of the phone to say "I'm Sergeant Dixon, would you be
interested in joining the neighbourhood watch scheme." "Sorry Wrong
Number is your reply." You decide to change, you're half way up the stairs
when the phone ring again, you turn and fall down the stairs again. Your wife
is just in the door and she answers the phone,
she can see you over her shoulder, "I told you you were too fat for
those trousers" You trip over again, "bloody call centers is all you
can say."
41. Go to bed with the Japanese
I
just read about the Japanese being asked to go to bed early to save energy and
the carbon footprint and so forth. I don't know about you but that'd end in a
baby boom in my family. The good old days of 12 children and so forth. Shifts
for the bed and the first one up being the best one dressed. With the Japanese
perhaps an early whale sandwich on the tube to work. So they'd save the planet
but wipe out the whale. More sleep is a good idea, then you have more dreaming
opportunities. I have a dream etc. Perhaps with more sleep the Japanese would
invent more things. My wife is almost Japanese as are all her relatives and
fellow citizens of Shanghai, Shanghai has so much pride they could almost be
Japanese. Don't forget the song too, "I'm turning Japanese,I really think
so." Top of the Pops memories come
flooding back. For my own part I've discovered the joys of headphones and a
personal DAB radio, its great if you don't want to go to sleep yet. Radio4
Midnight news followed by a bit of Bob Harris or Magic Radio. Sleeping is good
but you have to collate your day before you go off to the land of Nod. Then you
are in a relaxed state so you really chill with the music. Chill is another DAB
station, listen to this and sometimes you could really be in Japan, in one of
those sleeping capsules in one of those small hotels. Sleep really is the
greatest gift of all, once you have your 1st baby you will really know what I
mean. You sleep less when you get older, so I've heard, but then you can put
the radio on and listen to something, or just read a book while you stay all
nice and cosy with the duvet around you. Which brings me to my final thought,
if we all used duvets we wouldn't need to use energy to heat our bedrooms, and
did the Japanese invent duvets?
42. My Old Age
I'm
called "grandpa" by the teachers when I pick up my kids from school.
Because my hair is prematurely white. In a way its a joke, but I am over 40
years older than my kids. I was a late starter, but I do have a young wife, who
looks even younger because she's from
the East, Shanghai to be exact. In the East they respect Old Age, so I'm all in
favour of that. But as for having a good old age, I think I'll be dead, I won't
last that long. I'll have to work to at least 66, and maybe 67. So I'll be worn
out by the time it comes to retire. My dad was a blacksmith and then spent
40years in a steel works, The District Iron and Steel in Brasshouse Lane
Smethwick. Has a ring to it don't you agree? He retired a year or two early
when the works was closed down. He had ten golden years with my mum, then mum
died, then he had 5 years in an old people's home, read Padre Pio and Me www.michaelgcasey.multiply.com But he at
least had those golden ten years.
My
brother was made redundant and now at 60 he's retired. He can look forward to
20+years of relaxation and learning. Me I've got 14 years more to do, if
there's any jobs left. If I could win that lottery, then I'd retire today and
write more books. Or if I could get something produced/published then I'd be
able to retire. The chances of that happening, probably zero, but strange
things have happened, read Literary Criticism on my site. Perhaps the government
should start a National Laughter Campaign to cheer us all up, Ken Dodd should
be ringmaster. The thought of years of slavery is saddening, perhaps we could
start a National Singing Campaign, a kind of whistle while you work, Arthur
Askey reincarnated to pass all those
extra working years away. We could sing the Song of The Hewbrew Slaves, for
that's what'll happen, retire at 95 IF we're still alive, in the year of 2010
If we're still alive
43. My favourite sweets
My
favourite sweets are, now let me stop before I continue. What are your
favourite sweets, as you sit in front on the PC, a cup of coffee perched by
your screen as you read this instead of doing those oh so interesting Excel
reports for the boss. Can you remember back to when you were a child? Or have
you never given up on sweets, or are you a parent? Well for me it was always a
Cadbury's Crunch. My brother would sell his very soul for a Rolo, my youngest
daughter loves them too, her delight is squashing them until these stick to our
glass coffee table, which is also our Chinese eating table. If you look though
the living room window you'll think you're looking at a restaurant or looking
at China. Well you are, Shanghai to be exact, rice with everything. With a diet
like that my girls are tall and thin. Thats why they enjoy sweets so much. My
big daughter likes Caylie now, if I've spelt it right. We all adore a nice bag
of crisp, so an Aldi 26 pack does down well. I'm old enough to remember the
salt being in a blue bag inside the crisps, and not when they reinvented it 20
years ago, I mean 45 years ago. Pop came in heavy glass bottles which had a
penny refund on the bottle, and you could get some chews with the refund. I
always used to drink the dregs from the pop bottles before taking the bottles
back. My brother who I'd put a red hot poker on his leg, just for fun as kids
do. Well my brother peed in a few bottles, to simulate dregs, and yes you've
guess it, I drank those dregs. Which reminded me of the salt in crisps packets.
We had an old fashioned sweet shop just a few yards away from the family house,
two ancient sisters with a small husband between them lived there and made
bread but in the front room was a sweet shop with all those jars of sweets.
They used to say to us children as we left "off ye go, home to your
parents. So we called the shop "off ye
goes".
As
you grow up your tastes change, and its a nice novelty to rediscover an old
fashioned sweet shop. Then the memories come flooding back. I'm lucky in a way
because I drunk so much milk it protected my teeth from all the sugar. However
I did give up sugar in my coffee when I was 19, just to see if I could. Blokes
discover beer and stop having sweets, well until they are parents. As for women
its said that a woman would prefer a bar of Cadburys or Galexy instead of a man. Give her a Jackie Collins and chocolate and maybe some
Baileys and the whole human race could die. Sobering thought that. But it does
give a whole new meaning to "I'm Sweet on You."
Cheerio
from a wet Birmingham, and don't forget wine/chocolate/beer/Dr Pepper are all
best served cold just like revenge, as any Mafia friend may tell you,
44. Praise and Reward
Praise
and Reward, its a sticky question. Some things don't ask for praise or reward.
Like if your kids do a small chore for you, they don't ask for a pound, they
are just happy to help you, because they love you. If you are thirsty they'll
fetch you a drink, they won't charge you for it, they'll do it instinctively.
Just as my daughter did this evening when she watched me decorating, or rather
my attempts at decorating, she even sacrificed her fizzy pop for me, she knows
how I prefer pop to alcohol. Sometimes I'll offer a reward and she'll turn it
down. For me this shows I'm bringing her up the same way I was brought up. I know the majority of
people reading this will think I'm old fashioned. I do know that her Irish grandparents would be so proud
of her if ever they saw her, Irish grandad did hold her in his arms but after 7
months or so he was gone, as for my mum she went early to make the tea.
Encouragement
does work and should be used all the time. My youngest daughter just loves
Matilda the fillm based on the Roal Dahl book. Why does she love it? Because
its funny, and because the little girl does find love with the teacher.The
teacher loves and encourages. Just as everybody reading this does love and
encourage their own kids, even if at the moment the encouragement is to move
out of the way of the tv so all dad's mates can watch the world cup, and isn't
the garden a great place to be and dad will give you some money for pop from
the corner shop If only the kids get out of the way of the tv.
My
daugher has joined a sunday choir, so there she is praising God, and she gets rewarded
with a few quid for singing.
They
do say we all have to sing for our supper, just like Little Tommy Tucker.
45. A Child's Love
How
can I discribe a child's love? I can speak of myself when I was a child which
from the Birth Certificate was a long time ago. Though some may say I'm still a
child, others, such as women, all women, say that men never grow up and are
always children.
I can remember when I was 10 and I used to sit
on the top step of the stairs and we'd have a "social", me and my
mum. I'd tell her all we'd done at school and what had happened, all in quiet a
large amount of detail.Then my mum would kiss me goodnight and give me a gentle
pat sending me off to bed. There was so much love in my mum, lots and lots, for
all her big family, lots of prayer too. I always got an extra ice cream from my
dad when we were on holiday in Wales, we seemed to go to Abergele all the
time. My dad discovered hamburgers for
the 1st and tried 1 then another then
another, in the end he had 6, such wonderful memories. I seemed to remember a
castle nearby, playing golf with my closest brother, we had 1 club and 1 putter
each, this was before Tiger Woods existed. Our parents loved us and we loved
them, this was before the Modern Family was invented too. Nobody hated their
parents then, nobody dreamed of the Wii and hating your parents because they
would not buy you one. Tv was 2 channels and in black and white, everything was
black and white, you loved your folks and they loved you.
Now
40 or so years later I'm married and I have two small girls of my own. My
Chinese/Irish girls who love me. Having a family when you thought you may not
ever marry, and then having 2 beautiful girls, this is very humbling and does
make me thank God. The important thing is to make sure when they look in the
mirror they don't fall in love with their reflection. Its what's inside that
matters I always tell them. And you know what? Even at their young age they
know that beauty fades and is worthless.
A nice smile and a big big heart is what matters, the reflection that you see
in the mirror is worthless. Mind you I always tell everybody that I fell in love with my wife because she made
me laugh. Nobody believes me, but there are 2 people who know I'm telling it as
it is, my 2 daughters know it. I bought a book of Poetry today, from the cheap
book shop. There are lots of of illustrations in it, 300 famous poems,
including a Children's poetry section. My biggest daughter loves to draw and
she is good, so the idea is to appeal to her eyes and to her ears. It worked,
she wanted to take the book to bed with her. I said no as I'm old fashioned and
think books should be preserved, not bend and creased, especially if read in
bed. However as I write this I think I should have let her. So tomorrow I will
allow her to take it to her room.
However her smaller sister does love to write on anything and everything.
Perhaps I should write a poem about that.
Girls
like to be tucked in at night and you have to tell them a story or say prayers
with them. Then 10 mins later they'll come down because they want a drink of
milk, and another kiss goodnight. And could I possibly come upstairs and tuck
them in again. Then 20mins later they need another drink, so they come down
again. Later on, the girls reappear because they need the bathroom, well did
have all those drinks. Finally carrying more drinks they disappear up the
stairs. This is our Pantomime, a pantomime of Love. I think of my dead parents
and I know how they would laugh. And my girls are only here because my dad
survived his big heart attack, Hugs and Kisses is what little girls give. I
love you 20 is what my small daughter once said, 20 is a big number, so I'm
loved that much. I hope everybody reading this
is loved 20 too!
46. Spare a Penny for Dad
They
say that if you look after the pennies the pounds/dollars will look after
themselves. So what should I say if I
have a trail of pennies, if I keep on finding pennies all over the place, a
kind of trail of pennies. And they are pennies and sometimes dimes, for my
daughter has decided to leave American coins all over the place for me to find.
We were in Florida in 2006 and we no doubt brought back a few coins. My
daughter has found them and thinks its fun to leave them all over the house for
me to find. I don't know if its just a joke, or is she trying to encourage me
with this trail of coins. Someday I'll win some money, or maybe even the
lottery and then we can buy a big house and then she can have an arts and
crafts room. That would be better than a trail of paint and water up the stairs
to her room. It is nice to find the odd American coin, it makes me smile and it
reminds me just how much she loves me.
Her younger sister has no notion of money, we don't give her money, we
buy her any things she wants so we avoid giving her cash.
Its
better to keep children innocent as long as possible, some children demand
money and know notes are a lot
better/bigger than coins. This always strikes me as taking the innocent away
from children, just as saying Santa does not exist is a bad and evil thing to
say. Everybody knows Santa is real. Anyway don't let your children fall in love
with money, my youngest doesn't even know that the brown coins have less value
that the silver ones, nor that the gold ones are best of all. I want that to
stay that way as long as possible. Streetwise kids are a sad reflection of
society, mine will stay safe for as long as possible.
And
as for a trail of American coins around the house, they are my big daughter's joke, for she
knows I'm happy to find even one penny, especially as it means she loves me.
Goodnight
I have to tuck my children in bed now, and that is better that all the pennies
or pounds in the world.
47. Jigsaws in Your Mind
I'm
dreaming of a White Christmas makes us all think of Snow and Love and the film with Bing Crosby, not
forgetting Family. A few bars of a song and we are away, our minds are
somewhere else. Mind you in today's
world its a few drugs, or so called legal highs and the youth of today are
away. Their minds turning to mush. Me I
like to use my mind and not destroy it. I've been thinking about Tears For A
Butcher which will be the follow up to The Butcher The Baker and The
Undertaker. Words, ideas,dreams float by
and I sew them together, not with a needle and thread but with imagination. It
takes time and a lot of energy to create a jigsaw that is a story which turns
into a book. Its like word association, or an old photo thats discovered and
brings back memories. We found a photo of me in shorts and wearing glasses I
was alongside my tall brother, we were in Oxford visiting my brother at
University. An angelpoise lamp was in the photo, the same angelpoise lamp thats
sat in a corner of my brother's house today. Pictures lead to memories and in
some cases to more futures, dreaming of the spires of learning, but thats
another story and another university. When I write its with passion, I really
am taken over by the words, by the thoughts, sometimes its like an avalanche
and I'm right in the middle of it. I couldn't be all clinical and planned and
precise. I'm not an architech, I am a dustman, I pick up what I find and use
it, I transform it, and If I can be pretentious, it transforms me too. We have
a friend who just loves music so I emailed him my best 3 poems and to his surprize he now now thinks I'm a poet, in
fact his wife just rung my wife, about some recipe no doubt. Chinese folks are
just mad for their food. Anyways with Poems they sneak into my mind and then I
sit down with the idea and I finish it off. BUT Poems are in charge of me and
now me in charge of them. In Nov 1987 I wrote a poem called The Dead and The
Living because I wanted Percy the Undertaker in my novel to be a man of great
tenderness, a poet in fact. The idea came to me on a bus as I was on my way to
my Sunday shift as a computer operator. I knew then that I would never write
anything better than those few lines. However last year I had a line come to me
while I was in Saint Phillips Cathedral having a rest and a sit down. The line
was Let my Tears be my words. When I got home I sat down and finished the poem
with my daughter sat on the edge of my chair. When I finished I realised that
I'd just written something better than the Dead and The Living, it had taken
22years. Such is the nature of Poetry. As for my comedy writing I start
somewhere and a connection will take me somewhere else, a bit like being a ball
in a pinball machine, I get knocked and flipped and nudged until I end up in quite
a different place to where I began. It is very tiring. Two hours is like a 12
hour shift, because I'm using all my juices. I have toyed with the idea of
writing Tears for A Butcher, in fact the 1st chapter is down on paper and in
cyberspace. But I don't want to commit myself to a year of writing, If I sold
some of my other stuff then, or if I had a fan base, then yes. But for the
moment no, so I am content to be a windmill in my mind, and yes it really is my
favourite song.
48. Everybody was Kung Fu
Fighting
Marrying
a Shanghai girl brought many changes to my life. The sound of chickens clucking
for one, Chinese really does sound like chickens in a hen house, if you listen
to the wife talk to her friends over the Internet or on the phone or when a few
are around the house.Chickens, chickens,chickens. The Mandarin for it is
"quock quock quar" or something like that. Just ask ask your own
Chinese friends and they will agree. They'll also tell you that Panzi my own
Chinese nickname means FAT FAT BOY, not a fat boy, but FAT FAT BOY. I finally
get married and have a family and I get called Panzi. Weighing 3 times as much
as the wife or mother in law, has nothing to do with it, honest I'm a priest
you can believe me.
Films
brought us together and we still enjoy watching films on tv. If I could afford
Sky Films I'd love to have it, and a Sky+ HD box. Our Sky+ box is always
filled with films for all the family,
Over the Hedge, Bride and Prejudice and all manner of stuff. Occasionally we
have to cull the films to make room for more. Sky+ really is a godsend for any
family. I was just watching Kung Fu Hussle
which had Steven Chow in it. It really was great fun. Lots of Kung Fu
action and lots of fun , and I do mean fun.It was in Chinese with the bottom of
the screen cut off for the sub titles. I was really laughing, it was on Film4.
Chinese Kung Fu films are like ballet and yes beyond belief but great great
fun. If you don't normally watch subtitled films then please take a chance on
my review skills. Do watch and laugh along. I won't tell you anything else
about it I don't want to spoil it. Previously there was another film on the tv,
it was called Red Flowers, again in Chinese with subtitles. This was about a
nursery and how a child was dumped there, it had no Kung Fu in it, but it was
really charming. How they got all the small children to act in it I'll never
know but it was well worth a watch. I was asking my kids just how much Mandarin
they each understood, one was busy reading the subtitles while the other seemed
to understand a great deal of it. Having 2 languages I hope will pay dividends
for my kids. In the future they can bring Crunchies and Dr Pepper to me when
I'm retired, they should be able to afford them if them keep their language
skills up. Their heart they get from me and their beauty from my wife.
I'll
leave it there for tonight.
49. What is Prayer ? What is
Love? ©
By
Michael Casey
What
is Faith? We are told in one Bible passage that if a man can do many things yet
there is no Love then man has achieved nothing. I remember this being read at
grammar school at the morning assembly. . Sorry if I cannot quote it verbatim.
I'd come home from work and my dad would be sitting down in the living room his
dinner on a chair so he could watch the news,he'd have the first bite raised to
his mouth. I'm not hungry he'd say and offer me his dinner. This is love.
Another time, another shift pattern. I'd come home at 11p. Dad would wait up to
see me before he'd go to bed, he'd be up at 5am for his work the next morning.
This is the standard I'm used to, I'll do the same for my own children. Its
normal, it’s obvious. To me anyway.My mother used to watch Dallas on tv after
she'd fed all her children, one hand in her apron as she watched tv. Only the
hand always jumped in her pocket, she was saying the rosary while she watched
tv. Very Irish,very motherly. Very normal, the standard I got used to.
Countless mothers the world over do the same. They may be Christians, they may
be of a multitude of different Faiths, yet one thing in common. Love, love of
God, love of family, love of children . And do we thank our parents for this
love? If we didn't and now our parents our gone, then do we live with regret
all our lives . No, this would be folly. We can thank our parents and our God
by being good parents, by trying to copy the good example shown to us . I met
my wife in the retirement home where my dad lived after his near fatal heart
attack, which happened 8 bare weeks after my mother died in her sleep. My dad
lived long enough for me to meet/marry and have a granddaughter. As I gaze on
my daughter's face I often say "thank you". Thank You to God for
allowing me a wife and for having a daughter. An extremely beautiful
daughter,healthy and funny. I have to show the moon to my daughter because she
thinks its so pretty, she loves stars too , not yet 22months old and she knows
the wonder of creation . As I look upwards and see the cold beauty of space I
know how lucky I am. I know how lucky I am. Lucky enough to cry, which I do on
occasions. My tears are my humble thanks and praise of God. I have a family.
July 96, mom was gone 2 months, and dad was
now given 1 week to live. So after 3years of constant visits to the
seniors home I met my wife, my Shanghai China. So yes I cry in the dark of the
night as I look up at the stars . I am a lucky man, because I had good parents,
I know I did . I hope everybody could be as lucky as me .....
well
I hope this reads ok , I couldn't think of any poetry , I just hope telling it
plain catches the spirit , the spirit of love . One word, one look, one sigh,
one flicker of the eyes, each of these is a prayer, a deep prayer . A prayer of
hope, pray, hope and don't worry is a motto I try to live by that’s all the
advice I can give
michael
50. Singing Songs
To
sing is to doubly praise, Saint Cecilia said that. My sister says it too on
occasion. Singing makes us all happy, it lightens the load, it helps pass the
time, if we are happy we'll whistle or hum or sing. Just ask any workman,
though workmen still like to whistle, or should I say wolf whistle when they
see a pretty girl. "Hello Darling"
rings out from high up an unfinished building, followed by laughter when
the girl turns around and the girl is in fact a boy with a girlish haircut.
But
I was talking about singing. My girls were singing "A sailor went to sea,
sea sea, to see what he could see see see." so obviously I jointed in. My
youngest was amazed that I knew it,so I told them that that rhyme must be at
least 50 years old. So on they sang, doing the hand clapping that accompanies
it. It took me back, where have all the years gone, I really hope I can last
till 100 then I'd have more time with my girls and any grandchildren or even on
great great grandchild. But that's up to God, the girls Great Grandpa is alive
and kicking into his 90s, he's on his 3rd wife now having worn out the 1st 2,
Shanghai diet in a warm China may explain it.
Grandma
does sing Jesus songs with the girls over the Internet from Shanghai, and my
big daughter has just joined the choir at Saint Hilda's down road from the
woods. Google tells me Hilda was very
wise and lived a monastic life. My daughter did an audition and was let into
the choir. They even pay a small
stipend. My own sister has been singing over 45 years, despite us telling her
to shut up. Me and my brothers were
altar boys, none of us getting any reward for this church work. Perhaps we
should have stopped being Catholics and moonlighted for the Protestants. I was
also a reader for 7 years, so I can remember passages from the Bible, as well
as hearing them all my life these past 50 years.
Singing
songs is very very touching, a song will touch the heart and my sister is
right, to sing is to doubly praise. Songs at funerals which open the floodgate,
Angels by Robbie Williams is very popular now, it was played at my cousin's
funeral; songs at the last night of the Proms which make you proud and happy.
As I talk to you I listening to music, Hotel California from the Eagles, 34
years ago that was out. I never guessed I'd spend 3 years in an hotel. Hotels
have music to kill the deadness of an empty foyer/reception area, as do bars.
Songs that you can sing too give a place a good vibe. Gay bars play lots of
Abba I'm told, again because its great happy music, it helps the fun on a cold
Tuesday evening. I'm listening to an old Elton John album now, Made in England,
its worth digging out, its from 1995. Classical music and opera touch us too,
even when we cannot understand a word. Pavorotti, and that blind Italian singer
Andrei Bocelli, both can touch us. I remember in 1966 when the whole family went to Lourdes, we
were singing Ave Maria in the darkness, holding up our lighted candles, perhaps
40,000 people singing in the dark. Now that is really touching and uplifting. I
suppose other Faiths do things their way which are no doubt just as powerful.
As
you have all no doubt gathered through these blogs, I do like my music, a
pocket DAB is always close to me, in fact after 5 years its a bit battered, so
I have to save up for a replacement. When you're happy and you know it clap
your hands, is a song we sing when we are kids, we are all so free. We sing
when we are in the shower, we sing when we are in love.
Song
is the Spirit that cannot be broken, we sing
to babies in the crib, babies can hear before they are born, its singing
that creates love.
So
sing, sing, sing. For we are alive.
51. Comedy from Birmingham The
Butcher The Baker And The Undertaker
Leap
Years Day 1988 introduced :-
The
Butcher, The Baker & The Undertaker
(c) a comedy drama for everybody
set in Old Forge and Singing Anvil a perfect tv series or one off drama
depending on your budget--------------------------------------------------------------------------------A
novel , plays and humour essays all on my site www.michaelgcasey.multiply.com
Now how do I grab your attention I was
born in the shadow of Cape Hill Brewery , Smethwick , which is on the side of
Birmingham. I ended up working for a market research company into Alcohol Sales
, and I was the shandy drinker . Any alcohol and I was off my tree .
The
novel also on the site is called The Butcher , The Baker and The
Undertaker (c), very tongue in cheek ,
simultaneously on several levels . An undertaker who becomes an election agent
so a dodgy builder becomes a member of Parliament in the constituency of Old
Forge and Singing Anvil , (my dad was a blacksmith from County Kerry Eire , yes
really).www.michaelgcasey.multiply.com The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker
is a comedy drama about a street of shops in Old Forge and Singing Anvil in
England . Here's a flavourWayne buys a derelict pub and his wife is pregnant
with twins , things could not be worse , Mrs Murphy comes to the rescue with a
loan , and 2 sets of twins the builders work for nothing , God looks down and
helps too , Wayne discovers a hidden cellar underneath the cellar , its full of
40year old whisky left over from the war WWII , the pub was where the local black
marketeer left everything . Wayne and family are saved .The Undertaker has a
feud with the traffic warden for putting a parking ticket on his hearse.On the
way there' a Jazz funeral , a teddy bear called Patrick , a dog called hairy
Amjit who has a mind of his own . The Undertaker’s sons leaves the business and
Percy is at a loss , his son returns with a Prodigal Son plea for forgiveness ,
"Father forgive me , I now know that computers are not for me , there is
no love in computers , but in our business there is love and compassion .The
Undertaker tries to blackmail a bent builder who is going to demolish the
street of shops where they all live . Peace is restored so the Undertaker
becomes the election agent for the builder and takes him on a tour of all the
rest homes , so that the builder ends up getting into the Houses of Parliament
. The dodgy bookie Smiling Paul has a bet on the election and wins 1million
pounds. The Undertaker is furious until her hears that Smiling Paul had a road
to Damascus experience and gave away all the money to help save the Chinese
restaurant business of his Chinese friends . So Smiling Paul becomes a man of
honour , and gets a stunning girlfriend on the way , because the Chinese must
honour him . The writing is funny and tongue in cheek , if some readers see it
just as a ma and pa book then good , but if they step back they will see that
I'm gently poking fun at my characters . Such as Big Sid the butcher who is
like a year around Santa . Patrick the baker is trying to have a love life but
all the street knows his every move . His mother is relieved when finally he
meets the right girl , a virgin , who
turns out to be the only daughter of the man who saved the bakery many years
before , to Patrick's mum its a miracle and the will of God .
I
finish with a poem from Percy the Undertaker
The
Dead and The Living (c)
by
Michael
Casey
I
first saw a deceased when I was nine years old ,my father said not to worry as
the dead are the same as the living , only the laughter has left them , the
sparkle has gone from their eyes , the worry has been lifted from their
shoulders , and their voice has vanished to eternity .In paradise the sparkle
will return for it is the twinkle of the stars , the laughter will return too
for it is the morning breeze and the turning tides are their sides shaking with
laughter .I treat the deceased with the same courtesy as I give to the living ,
though I find the deceased are always more polite . My father also had a few
words to say about the living .He said that the living are only the caretakers
of the soul , yet they think their existence is everything , that they know
everything because they experience many things with their senses . What the
living don't acknowledge is that their time is short and when I lay their
bodies to rest then their souls continue without them , without their strong ,
without their weak , without their beautiful or even ugly temporary form , to
where I cannot say , only that it is a better place .Percy the undertaker
placed the lid on the coffin ,the soul was free
THE
BEGINNING
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p.s.
I was vetted by a Chinese Ballet dancer from the Birmingham Royal Ballet when I
met my wife, my wife had met the Ballet dancer in the church next door to my
old Grammar school so with a life like
this no wonder I write comedy
52. Telephone Interviews
Telephone
interviews are a new feature of the modern world. With so many people chasing
those jobs, it’s the fastest way to sort the wheat from the chaff. There are
good and bad points to it. The interviewer can be sat on the bed in a 4star
hotel with a nice bottle of wine gently breathing beside him as he asks
questions over the phone. As for the interviewee he can be in his dressing gown
with 5 days worth of stubble on his face, his hair unwashed and uncombed, a
hole in his slippers. Then politely they talk about the skill set the
interviewee can bring to the task, how much experience he has doing this and doing
that. The interviewer can ask the interviewee to hold the line as there is
another call coming in, and he does apologise. So the interviewee is left on
hold while the interviewer finishes his glass of wine and pours himself another
glass. The interviewee pastes his hair down with spit even though he cannot be
seen, but while on hold he will tidy himself up a bit. The interviewer watches
the sports headlines on Sky TV before having another sip from his glass before
resuming the interview. Questions about
experience and future career paths are posed and answered. The interviewee feels confident and smiles at
himself in the mirror. The interviewer loosens his belt and lets his stomach
out. The interview is concluded.
Mr
Unkempt gets through to the next round. This time he has to SSS which means
exactly what it says, SSS. He spends ages in the bathroom , more than his
sisters did when he used to live at home. He wears his best shiny black shoes,
only for the laces to snap, so then he has to hunt around to find a lace that
matches his shoes. Only he cannot, so he steals a navy one from a different
pair of shoes. He looks in the mirror to see if its noticeable, and it is, so
he loosens his belt, so his trousers hang lower so that they hide his shoes,
only problem is that with his fat belly his trousers might fall off completely.
That would certainly make an impression at the interview. If he was applying
for a farce actor’s position then it would be great, Brian Rix would be
impressed. The interviewer is a power dresser, his 1000pound suit compared to
the 49.99 one worn by the interviewee. And yes the laces are noticed,
immediately.
Positive
body language v negative body language, neutral body language. Arms folded,
arms open, open legs with hands on top of knees. Licking of lips, eyes skyward,
eyes averted, eyes straight and looking into the soul.
The
usual interview so to speak. Then the waiting for a letter in the post, or an
email for fail.
Happy
Interviews everybody.
53. As these tears fall
As
these tears fall, we remember we have been here before.
As
these tears fall, the love we feel hurts so much more.
As
these tears fall, we are stunned and don't know what to say.
As
these tears fall, we must remember them all.
As
these tears fall, we think of the smiles.
As
these tears fall, we remember the laughter.
As
these tears fall, we remember the kisses.
As
these tears fall, we touch their things that will never be used again.
As
these tears fall, we finish ironing the shirt or the trousers that will never
be worn again.
As
these tears fall, we feel a hole in our heart that aches so much.
As
these tears fall, we remember their touch, comforting and more.
As
these tears fall, we are heartbroken for our lost futures.
As
these tears fall, we give thanks for what we did have.
As
these tears fall, love carries on, we will meet again.
54.
The
Light from a Candle ©
By
Michael Casey
I watched as the candle's life ended, smoke
spiraled in the air. I tried to see where the smoke was going only it just
disappeared into nothingness. Another candle came to an end,but suddenly it
rared up a final flicker of flame then it was gone, black smoke twirling into
the air. I strained to see where the smoke was going only it was no use. I'd
need a magnifying glass, binoculars, a microscope or a periscope, smoke just
could not be followed. Another candle went out again I strained to see where
its life had gone, but it was no use, the trail disappeared into nothingness.
The candles were going out randomly, I had to jump from one to another in a
vain attempt to see its moment of death, so that I could observe what was
happening to them. In all 7 maybe 8 candles "died" as I watched from
my position sat next to the candle rack in the cathedral on my lunch break.
That was all yesterday, and today the process was repeated.Each candle is a
hope,a wish, a prayer. Just as Jazz music is music turned into smoke, that
weavers and sneaks its way through an audience, a candle and its smoke is a
living flame of hope and love which we all hope will touch God's spirit and let
him hear our prayers. The smoke from a candle is like a ballet dancer doing the
most intricate of dances, its like girl dancing with a ribbon at the Olympics.
Only the candle and its smoke might say more for us when we cann't think of the
right words to say, God Help Us, can be all we can say, but if said from the
heart then it is enough, For Faith Moves Mountains.
And
candles are more than flickers that end in smoke, they remind us of the Light
and Warmth of God's Love.
55. Having A Heatwave in
Birmingham England
Having
a Heat Wave
for
everyone
Well
the sun has shone on Birmingham, my wife took the kids to a fancy pool with
slides and so forth. I had said just go down the road, 200 yards to the local
swimming baths. The kids wanted slides so off she drove. Only the Stourbridge
centre was closed. So she soothed the kids with magazines. I just laughed when
they got back, the kids didn't want to try the local baths as they now had
something to read. So the back garden was now the beach, a pink umbrella was
now a sun shade, pink hats were worn and sun tan cream was spread everywhere.
The plastic kids chairs were also dragged out into the garden, the bedspread
from one of the beds upstairs was also dragged into service. The fish radio
would also have been pressed into service only the batteries have fallen out.
As for me I went out shopping when the edge had gone off the heat. It was a DIY
Subway brought into the home, so we had wraps that we filled with mayonaise and
ham and spicy stuff. Washed down with fizzy pop and coffee. Ice cream and cones
were ready in the fridge. We had a pudding if thats the right word of ice cold
pineapple and its juice. If you've never had pineapple and its juice chilled
right down, then do try it. It was family affair then we settled down for Dr
Who on tv, we cannot decide on the new Dr Who, he just seems silly, we want him
to be great but he isn't.
A
kind neighbour knocked the door to tell us the car window was still open, the
kids had left it that way when they were out searching for a pool. So at least
the car will still be outside in the morning. My girls are off to join a choir
in the morning, so you can imagine what that'll lead too. I can remember my
sister singing and 45 years ago and more "shut up"was how us Casey
boys responded, she's still in that church choir. So If I reach 100 my own
girls could be singing in the Warley Woods choir. So that's our day today,
tomorrow is Pentecost which is when the Holy Spirit came to the disciples, its
a kind of birthday, the birth day of the Church. It was a beginning and
Pentecost can be a beginning for each and everyone of us, we don't have to
speak in tongues or do miracles. Just saying hello to somebody on the bus or in
the street, a simple smile can be a beginning, breaking down barriers with
love.
56. this is a true story
starting 14years ago
Padre Pio and Me ©
By
Michael Casey
It’s a contradiction in terms immediately ,
how can I copyright a Saint . A brand
new saint at that . I first heard of him through some Religious reading I did .
I feel embarrassed to admit it , but I am a practising Catholic , its not
fashionable to have any Faith but its mine so I admit it . Immediately the
prejudice begins , but if I WERE A Jew or a Muslim , it would be the same . I
do feel that my catholic tastes have given me a broader outlook on life , as
has my eclectic tastes and rubbing
shoulders with a wide variety of people .
But
I want to talk about Padre Pio . I had a crisis and was reading about him at
the time , so I said my prayers to him and the way forward was revealed .
Though Padre Pio always says go Higher , he is just a stepping stone on the way
to a better place . What is so hard to understand about Padre Pio is how he suffered . He had the slings and
arrows of outrageous fortune . Condemned by his own superiors , made to be
quiet for a decade and so forth . Science Fiction teaches or rather amuses us
about Time Travel , but with Padre Pio it really happened , he wanted to share
in Christ’s agony so he thought , what if he too could have and suffer the
wounds on that day of Crucifiction . So it came to pass that he suffered for
50years . He had the indignity of medical examinations and of being thought
just to be a mental patient , but his work and life proved his holiness .
So
it’s nearly 1990 and I hear about him and read a few books , its hard to
understand the value of suffering in this age of quick fix pain killers and the
lets have a fix , whatever the fix might be , sex, drugs and rock and roll or
whatever . Its like suddenly studying again after years of lying fallow , the
learning curve is enormous . So too is it with Padre Pio , the idea behind his
life is enormous , but so too is the capacity for love and help .
My
favourite story is how Padre Pio explains that The Wedding Feast at Cena
happened because Jesus could not refuse his mother . Very Italian , or Irish or
Spanish and so on , but could any of us refuse our mothers?
So
I thought more about what Padre Pio said , and his motto of Pray Hope Don’t
Worry became my own . Carpe Diem is another good motto but perhaps this can be
used by any Hedonist , or other kind of selfish person .Padre Pio reminds us to
pray and that pray is not wasted , its perfume that is never wasted is a phrase
I like . My mother always used to say that if you couldn’t sleep you should say
the Rosary , and she was right . Though in todays world an hour on the Internet
or with MTV might do the trick .
So
why the devotion to Padre Pio , I’ll cut to the chase.
My
mother died suddenly but peacefully in her sleep , my brother tried CPR , but
she was gone . Imagine the angusih amongst her 6 children and her husband of
nearly 50 years . All except me , my mother had said no tears when she go ,so I
never cried , I was the odd one out .I know how prayerful she was , so I had no
need of tears .
Eight
bare weeks later my brother , the same brother heard our dad fall out of bed ,
so he ran to his bedroom . My brother was facing the exact same situation , he
tried CPR , the ambulance was called , an injection was given straight to the
heart . On weekends there is a doctor in the ambulance , so Luck , if that’s
the word was with us . The next day 4 of my brothers and sisters came around to
tell me the news . When my sister had come around 8 weeks previously I knew
somebody was dead but I assumed it was my dad , he’s die first we all thought .
So now 8 weeks later it was his turn to die .
At
the hospital dad was given 1 week to live , I cried like a baby , worse than a
baby , but I loved him , so I told he he should go to our mother and not hang
on if he didn’t want to . The next day I was in my sister’s house crying , we
picked hymns for his funeral .Yet my father survived , 19 patients on a heart
ward , 18 died my dad survived . Padre Pio was beseiged by my prayers , I put
Padre Pio’s photo under his pillow . Dad lost his mind , he was in Dudley Rd for
3months , 12 weeks , more than half of them all tubed up . His life hanging in
the balance . At the same time somewhere in Florida another man was at deaths
door , he was a totally stranger to me , I didn’t even know his name , I’d
never met him , he was give 24hours to live , a Chinese man from Shanghai was at deaths door . The Chinaman survived
.My dad’s memory was totally wiped , he did not know who I was, I’m your son
was greeted with , am I married . I was the favourite son , he did not even
know me . But still we prayed , it’s a feeling in your guts , just like when
you are nearly killed as you cross the road , its in your guts and in your
heart , Jesus save my dad , Jesus save my dad , Padre Pio help !!! This goes
around your head like a merry go around or a kaleidascope . Finally dad awoke .
He said that he can remember hearing the doctor say to wheel him down to the
end of the ward , because he’d be dead soon . At that moment my dad awoke, and
the doctor dropped his cup of tea in
shock . No not an instanteous miracle , but as Dr Singh had said if he were
30years younger he’d have a heart transplant because dad’s heart was rubbish .
Now
, when I told my brother that dad was reading a newspaper he was shocked . His
memory had come back . He knew who we all were .Every day for three months I
walked the corridor at Dudley Rd , the longest hospital corridor in Europe , 1
kilometre long . Finally he left the hospital , my sister had found a good home
for him to live in , he was far too weak to live in the family house .
For
3 years dad survived , like a Godfather with all his children making constant
visits . Finally I met my future wife . It was her uncle who had miraclously
survived at the same time as my father . It was her uncle who encouraged us in our
love . From Shanghai to Birmingham .These great men , her uncle and my father
never met , but I know Padre Pio must have
helped both of them . Further prayer was needed to bring me and my wife
permanenetly together . A Chinese miracle happened . Now we are wed , we have a
2year old and please God a healthy second baby in the Autumn . The
improbability of our meeting , plus the fact that both men HAD to live for us
to be married and have a family , this may be a coincidence to some but I know
a miracle when I see one. A miracle is something that makes you feel humble ,
it makes you know that God has whispered your name . When I look at my wife , I
feel humble . Seeing our daughter laugh and play also makes me humble as will
our new baby.
Then
you can look back and know that prayer is like perfume that can never be
wasted , your life has led you to where
you are now , yes at times sad and terrible , but be humble in the sight of God
means something , not just for me , but for all Believers .
I
once stood by the fridge and said to Padre Pio , I give up , you take over ,
all I want is to be married , and perhaps have a family , and do something
useful with my life . That was just before my eyes were opened to my wife . I
used to say that I got 2 out of my 3 wishes . Perhaps my current occupation is
my 3rd wish , or a more outstanding miracle is waiting in the wings , but as
Padre Pio said ,always ask for the big
Grace .Perhaps
we have to be humble enough to deserve it ,
because I believe it to be a fact that , truly great people are humble because
they know just how little they really know.
57. The Watch and
Me ©
By
Michael Casey
I suppose my love affair with the watch
started when I was just a child
now 30
years on the passion is still there .
I remember lifting up my
dad's
shirt sleeve to look at the watch on his wrist , watching the second
hand sweep
around and asking what time was it ,
not that I
really
understood
the concept of time , I knew midnight
was always dark , that
was about
it really . Oh apart from some
special time called "opening
time" and "closing time" , our lodgers would pay their rent at the back
door
before rushing off to the pub , it was a mystery to me .
A cousin of ours was to be ordained a
priest in Dublin , so dad and
2 of my brothers went off to Dublin for the
ceremony . I remember
Tony
coming
back with a watch on his wrist , it had a black strap and had a
small
face , then at the bottom was seperate
dial with a second hand on
it
, we all thought it was very posh . So
being children we now used this
dial to see how long we could hold our breath
, we'd take a deep breath
and pump
up our cheeks then Tony waved his
hands and we'd
start our
endurance
test . Only stopping when we fell over
our faces brilliant red
and our eyes bulging . I remember Tony seemed to win this game
always ,
not because he cheated but because he loved under
water swimming so had
mastered
holding his breath . Then we had a
contest to run down the yard
past the hedge to the bottom of the garden and
touch the fence and
come
back and touch the wall of the house , we were all young and mad then
but
such simple fun was all because we had a watch with a second hand .
Jim was our lodger for 20years , when
he'd been with us for 11 years
I
badgered him for a present , for a watch . if I passed the 11 plus exam.
Finally
he gave in and gave me his own 2nd best watch ,
in fact I got it
before
I even sat the exam . So the watch Jim
gave me was my first watch
ever . The
trouble with leather watch straps is that they dig into your
flesh ,
so you loosen the strap but then the watch
dangles , so I
compromised
by using stretch straps , then you can
slide a stretch strap
all
the way up your arm , until it feels comfortable . I also always liked
mechanical
watches , it was a night time rictual , taking my watch off and
winding it up ,
setting the time against the chimes of Big Ben on the
radio
. So you can see just how important a watch is to me . There is just
one
thing I've forgotten to mention ,
watches always break . Well when
I
wear
them anyway . For the past 20 years as a computer operator I'm always
carrying something and banging my watch on doors or
whatever . So
they
break
, leaving my watch in the bathroom while
I take a bath was another
of
my bad habits . Watches steam up on me
, or the winder gets rusty and
breaks off ,
or I break the glass , or the
glass falls out . Once the
glass
fell out , so I glued it back again , only to make a mess of the job
and glue the hands of the watch together as well
. Finally I decided to
get
a quartz watch , they were accurate ,
only my sweaty wrist steamed up
the face constantly , so I couldn't read the time . On average a
watch
lasts
me 1 year , my sister Mary always laughs
every time I show her my
latest
new watch . A simple Lorex watch was the
best one I ever had , its
lasted 5 years .
However I must confess that it has only lasted me that
long
because when dad was in hospital after mum had died and he had nearly
died
too he wanted a watch so he could pass the time , by looking at
the
watch
, so he'd know when his next meal was
, the fact that there was a
clock
on the wall not 2 yards away did not matter .
Of course I took the
watch
off my wrist and gave it to him . he was my dad and I loved him , so
if
a watch would please him , he could have
mine . That was 4 years ago ,
dad
is called the miracle man , by the
doctors , he beat death ,
dad's
time was up
and the grim reaper made an appearance twice ,
but dad is
still alive and kicking , my watch ticking on his wrist . Or so it
was
until
last month . Jie Jie my Chinese wife
bought me a fancy watch for my
Birthday
so I gave dad my watch , a fancy Esprit model , amd I retired the
old
one , but I have kept it as a souvenir ,
we all thought dad would die
in weeks
, but his heart is still ticking
as strong and reliable as a
Rolex
watch . I think when we all die , if we are not worthy of Paradise
immediately God will issue us with a Rolex and we have to
wear it for a
billion years
, until we are worthy of Paradise
. God's watch is the
turning tides ,
the movememnt of the stars accross
the heavens and
rumbling
super vovas , after all didn't time begin with creation . It is
us
stupid mankind who try to limit it to a dial on a watch .
58. As I look out my window
I
look out my window the breeze gently rocks the rose bush in my front garden.
Loony Chick the teddy bear or should I say the teddy chick big and bright
yellow sits in the front window. He or is it she, came all the way from
Shanghai last Summer now Loony Chick sits in the window of our Birmingham home.
But at least Loony Chick can still hear some Chinese every day and still smell
Chinese food. So Life is normal for him or is it her? So what is normal? Having
your own bed to sleep in and not some hotel far far away, not grandma's house
in Shanghai, not an uncles house in Shanghai. Just normal, ordinary Birmingham.
The clouds are so bright, the white white candy floss with all its funny
shapes. The grey clouds are trying to group together to form rain clouds and
then in the middle is the blue blue sky. This is Nature and is a Free Show,
just as the breeze can be like a kiss on
the cheek, the flowers beginning to bloom, the buds on the buds on my
neighbours apple tree next door, the golden chain at the bottom of my own
garden. Transplanted 20 years ago and more from
my own mum's garden. The technicolour green grass in the garden, the
bluebells in the flower bed and a few stray ones in the lawn itself. Grandpa's
flower too, as we call one lone tulip which holds such memories for us. There
are a few weeds too and some wild shamrock that survived this harsh Winter just gone, scattered chalks
in the yard, or should I say patio, which has drawings all over it, thanks to
my artistic girls. Then there is the view of the washing line with small small
clothes on it, untill you see my
"flags" giant items blowing in the wind, my clothes are so big compared to my girls things. When
I was in Shanghai the 1st time, now over 10years ago, we could locate Ma's
house by my flags hanging from bamboo poles from the window ledge 4 stories up.
And
the point of all my musings? Today everybody wants to talk about the new PM and
the New Politics, and there will be much noise made. So instead of worrying
about that, why not just sit sit back and have a nice cup of coffee and a
Cadburys Crunchy Bar too. Look outside in the garden and see the bumble bees
bumbling, see the magpies dance about, they may even steal your Crunchy Bar
wrapper. Watch the clouds amble through the sky, listen to that ticking clock
on the shelf besides the hugh Chinese/English dictionary, bound in red of
course. The Tick Tock is soothing compared to the whine of the PC processor at my feet, I can hear the back
door close as my wife brings in the washing. All these are ordinary things BUT
usually they go unobserved, take time out, if I dare mention a rival chocolate
bar, take time out just to enjoy life. None of this costs any money nor takes
any effort, BUT will be good for your Spirit, failing that just reach for the
Johnny Walker Red Label, or in my case the Dr Pepper.
59. Image Imagination Ignorance
I
did a quick google of "michaelgcasey" to see who was looking me up.
Then I clicked on Image to see the snaps of myself. This morning loads of snaps
appeared. This proves several things, my vanity, and who in the whole wide
world is clicking on "michaelgcasey" to check me out. There are
family snaps plus ones of me in a suit, or me in an Australian rugby shirt
holding up the self published version of my book. As you all know I still want
a REAL publisher and me holding up the book in a real book store. That's the
image I'd really like to see. As you all also know anybody who has clicked on
my stuff or posted stuff in a comment then their connection appears in a Google
search. So their image is tied to my image, even if really they have no
connection to me at all. Its like a stranger standing in at a wedding photo
just for the fun of it. Wedding crashers
is the name of the game. This actually happened at one wedding I
attended.
My
main theme though is Image. At a Wedding we all tend to wear our best suits and
polish those black shoes that have been gathering dust at the back of the
closet. We make an effort so to please our mum, our friends, our ex lover, boyfriend,
girlfriend and so on. We spend 20K or 30K in USD, all so that we look good on
the Wedding photos, we have a day to remember. Personally I say its the
Marriage that Matters, not the Wedding Day. You can read from the Bible and as
you read you wonder, how long will this Marriage last. Everybody looks so good,
and they have chosen the best caterers, the cake was made by Aunt Ann and she
does it for a living, we saved so much you know. All this is Image. You could
have bought a brand new car instead, but the Day in King, So even though we
cann't afford it, we will have our day so that someday in the future somebody
somewhere can google and find us all dressed to the nines on our wedding day.
Me I just bought a new car, I won't even bore you with why. I'll let you all
use your imagination. How many different guesses will you all have?
In
Shanghai and the East they do a photo shoot with various costumes including the
tradional white wedding dress, then they hand out credit card sized photos of
the loving couple. The book is as big as a shopping catologue with photos
printed on very very thick paper.I ts a nice souvenir, a nice Image.
What
of our own individial image. Don't take a
photo my hair's a mess, say wives and girlfriends and perhaps some TV
reporters, male and female. Let me comb my hair first. Tuck in your shirt, wipe
the pizza from your face. Change your clothes,and the list goes on. Politicians
dress up or dress down, Royalty over here
do the same. Why? For the sake of image. Before I change water into
wine, I'll just change my tunic... Sorry I cannot kiss him, he hasn't changed,
he needs a shave, he smells. What if it was your dad lying there, dying there?
I've been down that road. A kiss, a touch is PRICELESS, never let ignorance and image get in the way of love.
60. This is Me This is You
This
is me, that's what all these these blogs are. Though I'd prefer you'd read the
attachments, they are longer and have more depth to them. I'd also hope you'd
read the 500page novel The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker. Or maybe my
play Shoplife.
Though
there is more to me and to you than that. I took my watch off last night and it
set me thinking. Our possessions define us, what we own shows what kind of
person we are. My current watch is a cheap Russian one, but its an automatic
one. I've fallen in love with automatic watches these past 7 years since my
Chinese dad sent one to me. I also like paintings, real ones because there was
an Italian art gallery near my house, if I look out my window I can see it, the
artist is still there but he's moved on, now he does photos printed on canvas,
his son's face beams out from the shop window. I also like Kebabs but I hardly
eat them at all now. But I still love fizzy pop, 100 times more than I like beer.
So does this make me a big kid? Or should I be all grown up and tell lies and
pretend to be this and pretend to be that? I also love music, for years I saw
bands in an upper room, a very smoke filled upper room. As well as listening to
lots of music on the radio and buying CDs. Now I've moved on, I've downloaded
my CDs to my PC so while I'm writing I can listen to my favourite groups.
So there you have it, a picture of me. If you
heard this on the radio instead of reading it here would you like what you hear?
Or the more of the picture you get do you hate it more and more? Its like the
Election 2010 the more we hear from the different politicians the less or more
we hate them. But what about you? What would you reveal, what would you hide.?
Its like the makeup a woman puts on. If its done right it highlights her best
features, but if its done wrong, it can be as bad as a child putting its mom's
makeup on. Its your tone of voice which has to connect with or sooth the
listener. Just as a mum sooths a sick child, or just as a dad scolds a naught
child. Warmth can be heard in a voice, anger and violence can be heard in a
voice, a voice can be as bad as chalk screeching on a blackboard. Thats why
songs and music is so sweet because instantly it connnects with our souls. If
I'm very lucky it takes 20seconds for my words to reach your heart, music is so
fast and so powerful, thats why I admire and am jealous of music makers.
This
is Me and This is You, you are the reader I hope you like what I write, I DO
write so that people hear my voice, I'm not clever enough to write long
literary passages. I hope I write as the average reader would write if they had
the time to do so. Somebody was very kind the other day and she said she liked
my stuff. So I can say that a little encouragement does go a long way. So when
your son or daughter won't put the light out because they have not quite
finished their diary, just be pacient, just as you have been with me.
61. May time of Spring flowers
and Bitter sweet memories
May is a month full of memories. Tomorrow my
wife is 33, so its happy birthday to her.
Next
Friday , one week after her Birthday its the 10th anniversary since my mum died
2
months after that ,my dad died, my brother did CPR and saved him long enough
for the doctor to come
injection
straight to the heart.Dad had died , but was revived. He was given a week to
live. I sat in my sisters house a few hundred yards from mine and we picked
hymns for dads funeral.
But
he came back, read Padre Pio and Me for details
www.michaelgcasey.multiply.com
Later
in May just 2 years ago my wife's dad was killed in an accident in Shanghai. I
rushed home from the
hotel,
my eyes full of tears. Only he agreed with me and said I'd been right to send
JJ back to China with he message to tell her parents all my bad points. Now
still young he was dead. He died a few days before his
granddaughter's
3rd birthday, his 2nd granddaughter was still only 7 months old.
Two
deaths and 2 Birthdays that’s what May brings. Every May brings the promise of
Spring and Happiness that Birthdays bring. But it is balanced by 2 deaths.
Death of a mum for me, and death of a dad for my wife.
Eternal
balance and equilibrium .I remember my mum standing by the fridge in her blue
and white smock, that was the last time I saw her, apart from in her coffin
when I kissed her ice cold cheek. So much warmth now it was all gone. My sister
went back to her house one day a few weeks after the funeral. There were
flowers growing everywhere, white daisies growing everywhere. Our mum had
sneaked up to my sister’s house on the 82 bus, then she'd planted seeds. Their
scent was her memorial. Always loving her children, her 6 children, now the
flowers were her smile goodbye.
I
had put my wife on the first flight to Shanghai, I rung the hotel and said I'd
be back in 2 weeks, I was left holding the babies, while my wife dashed off.
Her dad was not quiet dead when she arrived in Shanghai, he was on support and
still warm, JJ had time to kiss him goodbye. Then she had to arrange the
funeral.
Now
I wear my Chinese dad's best watch on my wrist, I have always loved watches ,
now I have a good one , all because somebody had died. May is a time of
celebration in China and the East , the Spring Festival and so forth. For me
May reminds me of my blessings, a mom who gave me such a deep Faith, as deep as
I need it, and we all know that can be very deep indeed especially in time of
need. My dad survived because of a miracle and I am not abusing the word. My
prayers were heard and now I have 2 daughters too when then I had no clue what
the future would do.
May
moves me and I hope it moves you all, none of us can predict the future, no
matter how hard we try but I know my ma and a are looking down from up there in
the sky.
62. Library Books
Over 40 years ago one Summer my brother needed
to go to the library, so he took all of us in toe. The library is a fine old
building from the Victorian age when it was thought you could educate the
working class masses. You can google and
find out more for yourself, or maybe there is an old English history
book in your own local library. Anyways we got to the library and it was shut,
so my brother said "at least you've seen the library." It was a hot
summer's day and we had all just walked 2 miles and it would be 2 miles back. I
can remember there was a little sweet shop right next door, but I don't
remember if we had any money for sweets onthat occasion. It was before the
tower blocks were built at Spring Hill, this was around the time that old houses
were demolished and the brand new idea of tower blocks was invented. It makes
me realise just how much the passage of
time has passed. I'm like Bill Clintonnow in that speech he gave, "I have
seen more Summers than I will see." I've reached part two of my life, the
part that leads to the end. Personally I feel my Life has not yet begun, does
this make me a child or am I in denial? I still have dreams and you all know
what they all, they are attached to my blogs. Back to the library, we have one
at the bottom of my street, so we're getting our girls to use it. No need to
walk to the Victorian one, which still stands, and they even diverted a new
road to save the old library and now its a listed building, and still opens
occasionally. So instead we walk to the bottom of our street, and to the right
is the library, I think it was built in the 30s. Inside I get my girls to
browse and pick up as many books as they can. Nowadays you are allowed to
borrow 12 books at a time, when I was using a library it used to be four. I read Sir Arthur Conan
Doyle's Sherlock Holmes books when I was
12 or so, I never became a detective, I was just hiding from Mr Gallagher and his hit slipper, that
started at the age of 8 and changed my life for the better. Corporal punishment
hurts the butt but focuses the mind. Once hitten twice shy so to speak. I ended
up as Head Boy too. And all because of not knowing my times tables, but I was
never hit again, I made sure of that, There was the class library on the
bookshelves besides me so I practically read everything, literally everything,
mainly History. When I left Primary school I was given The Outline Of History
by H.G.Wells by the headmaster. It sits on the bookshelf to my right, next to
an enormous Chinese/English dictionary and a bigger English dictionary, and a
little fairy next to a photo of my girls with just enough room for a clock, I
do love a nice clock, and watch for that matter. Back to the library at the end
of the road my girls browse and my smallest one chooses a few books with bears
inside, anything remotely like Pooh Bear always interests her. She finally
settles for 10 books and her big sister has five. Its still the Easter holidays
so I want to keep their minds occupied. A bit of reading and then TV and
cartoons, all things Roal Dahl on tv are always a bit hit. As we leave the
library "Daddy when will your books be in the library."
"Whenever I find a publisher." is my reply full of hope. We cross
over the road so they can look at comics in the store, then its off home, later
after they have done some reading there will be reward while we do some
shopping. I can still remember my mother
teaching me to read by looking at the Phantom
cartoon in the local news paper, more than 45 years ago. Now my big
daughter as I call her is on Library books and she's away, my little daughter
who calls herself the qutest while her big sister is the prettiest she just
needs a bit of encouragement and then she too will be flying. My little
daughter says she wants to be a doctor, she has a plastic stethoscope already,
so only time will tell. I tell both of them to try and remember everything so
they can in turn tell their own kids. My big daughter wants to be a designer so
if she's a designer and her sister is a doctor then I'd be so proud. Us, we the
Parents are stepping stones for our children to stand on, our shoulders are
there so they can stand on them, and books are food to feed their appetite.
63. If I were a Rich Man,
though I'd settle for being able to
Sing Like Topol
I
wanted to write a piece to celebrate Halloween, Christopher Lee the great
Dracula actor got Knighted today,
was the spurr. However this time
of year brings back a few memories to me. 1977 was a turning point in my Life.
1986 another turning point and 1999 a 3rd turning point.Why Autumn shoud be
such a turning point I'll never know.The Love my father had for all of us
stands out amongst these anniversaries. November was his Birthday as well, his
last Birthday was his 80th, we had a gathering at my sister's house, he held
his granddaughter in his arms, he'd beaten Death and had 5.5 years of extra
time.
When
I bought my house his advice was "Michael, buy that house" So I did.
The dog had actually found the house, he
had cocked his leg and christened the gate post, and it was only then that I
saw the for sale sign.
Now
I dream of a bigger house for my girls, so that they can have a room to do art
in, even if it is the garage. My youngest even has dreams about us living in a
big white house, the one on the school run, and that we have a dog and a
cat.I'd just love to have a bigger house closer to the park and the woods.
That's been a dream of mine for 30 years at least, so I suppose I have brain
washed my girls. Though I do miss the days when at the family home we did have
a cat and a dog. One of the dogs even went to the seaside with us, even
attending Mass, and delighting a blind boy by licking him all over when he
bumbed into him on the beach.
I
do sing If I were a Rich Man, from time to time, and then break down in pretend
tears, saying why do I have girls, 3 girls, if you include the wife. They laugh
as I do all the actions and become a Birmingham version of Topol, though the
Jazz improvisations are all mine. Though I might add that my local priest does
look like Topol and sing as well too, Life does immitate Art after all. When
finally it is time for bed and I get my girls to say their prayers, they add
" and please Jesus can we have a
big white house and a cat and a dog called SubWay"
Direct
and to the point, but Padre Pio used to say always ask for the big grace, so if
you all excuse me for tonight, I just have to say my prayers before I go to
bed, I was thinking about asking for a cat, and a dog called Subway just for
the kids and maybe a big white house for us to share with the animals. It is
Autumn after all and big things always happen in Autum or should I say the
Fall.
64.
Telephone
Interviews
Telephone
interviews are a new feature of the modern world. With so many people chasing
those jobs, it’s the fastest way to sort the wheat from the chaff. There are
good and bad points to it. The interviewer can be sat on the bed in a 4star
hotel with a nice bottle of wine gently breathing beside him as he asks
questions over the phone. As for the interviewee he can be in his dressing gown
with 5 days worth of stubble on his face, his hair unwashed and uncombed, a
hole in his slippers. Then politely they talk about the skill set the
interviewee can bring to the task, how much experience he has doing this and
doing that. The interviewer can ask the interviewee to hold the line as there
is another call coming in, and he does apologise. So the interviewee is left on
hold while the interviewer finishes his glass of wine and pours himself another
glass. The interviewee pastes his hair down with spit even though he cannot be
seen, but while on hold he will tidy himself up a bit. The interviewer watches
the sports headlines on Sky TV before having another sip from his glass before
resuming the interview. Questions about
experience and future career paths are posed and answered. The interviewee feels confident and smiles at
himself in the mirror. The interviewer loosens his belt and lets his stomach
out. The interview is concluded.
Mr
Unkempt gets through to the next round. This time he has to SSS which means
exactly what it says, SSS. He spends ages in the bathroom , more than his
sisters did when he used to live at home. He wears his best shiny black shoes,
only for the laces to snap, so then he has to hunt around to find a lace that
matches his shoes. Only he cannot, so he steals a navy one from a different
pair of shoes. He looks in the mirror to see if its noticeable, and it is, so
he loosens his belt, so his trousers hang lower so that they hide his shoes,
only problem is that with his fat belly his trousers might fall off completely.
That would certainly make an impression at the interview. If he was applying
for a farce actor’s position then it would be great, Brian Rix would be
impressed. The interviewer is a power dresser, his 1000pound suit compared to
the 49.99 one worn by the interviewee. And yes the laces are noticed,
immediately.
Positive
body language v negative body language, neutral body language. Arms folded,
arms open, open legs with hands on top of knees. Licking of lips, eyes skyward,
eyes averted, eyes straight and looking into the soul.
The
usual interview so to speak. Then the waiting for a letter in the post, or an
email for fail.
Happy
Interviews everybody.
65. Let them eat cake or how
the wife tried to poison me
My
wife loves cake. She always brings home some really nice cake and if I'm lucky I get the crumbs, and I mean
crumbs. But we end up laughing so that's fine, the kids love cake too. So I'll
see the wrapper and be told that it was the kids fault and there was none left.
I'm too big already I'm told, so I get none. You can get some really nice cake
in Sainsbury's or you can get some cake and coffee in Drucker's cafe in the
city centre by House of Fraser. My mum used to buy glazed ring donuts when I
was a child, somehow I always ended up with 2 or sometimes 3. That's a long
time ago now. As for the wife and her cake, she loves eating it and there is
Chinese cake which is different to western cake. So the wife decided to make
cake and I was the crash test dummy so to speak. The first attempt was ok but the filling was
not totally baked. I still ate it anyway. The crust was a little burnt too, but
didn't King Alfred burn the cakes too, so she is in very good company. Next she
contacted the good and the great in the Chinese community, even the Dr wife of
the Dr who had given me acupuncture last week. No it wasn't a medical problem,
just what was the methodology for making the best cakes. Chinese people are
totally focused on anything they do, whether its science, industry, building
Shanghai, or as I've discovered making cakes. There is good news though, the
one think Chinese people are bad at, is, drinking beer. They fall over after
just a few pints. So my wife armed with fresh insight and the correct gas
setting for the oven tried again. The second attempt was even better, I was
scolded for eating all her hard work. She even left a trail of flour dust all
over the computer after she'd checked a Chines site which had a cookery
section. Today she was practicing making beef, so obviously I had to try it,
and it was very good. The 3rd attempt at baking was also today. And it was
perfection, her Chemist training no doubt had helped, even if she joked she was
a Chemist and she could kill me if she wanted. The cakes were good and I
reluctantly had to leave some for the kids for when they got home from school.
Tomorrow another lot of baking will happen.I will pretend to be a porcupine as
I have more acupuncture while downstairs my wife will be dressed in her bright
red cook's bib with the Korean writing on as she cooks. Masterchef in our
house.
66. Me and my Radio
I remember my first radio,it was a small blue
plastic tranny. I can remember when we heard the news on it that RFK had been
asasinated. I remember the white plastic family tranny we had. I remember the
old Bush radio with the saucer dial, that is now called retro. Having that
radio given to us by Frank Brown a lodger of ours changed my life. We used to
listed to the world tonight with Douglas Stewart reporting followed by the book
at bed time.I can remember listening to The Ghost and Mrs Muir, only I fell
asleep so my brother had to tell me what happened. I always had a radio beside
me, it was my company when me brother left home, company while I did my
homework and studied for my O Levels.Listen to Radio 4 constantly for 20
years.Perhaps hearing 3 plays a week for all those years, enjoying words,
enjoying knowledge and news. When I heard about DAB I just had to have
one,though they do eat batteries big time. I even bought an adapter so I can
hear DAB through my HiFi. Real radio was my favourite until it disappeared,
stations with Music and less prattle and talking over songs were my joy of DAB.
I even bought a personal DAB radio as a Birthday present to myself 5 years ago.
My Ferguson is still going strong, though my daughter has stolen it these
Easter holidays and wants one of her own, even though she has a Blick DAB in
her bedroom. Yes I am in love with radio, and if anybody wants to give me their
DABs because their love affair is over then just send them along. AND if there
are any fancy Pure personal dabs to be had I'd love them too, that way all my
family could have one and I wouldn't have to hide my personal Dabs from my two
girls. Radio can change a life and radio really is company, in some ways it has
been a best friend to me, 40 years a friend and I hope 40 more years of
friendship, though I'd rather hear my own plays on the radio. I can spot a
radio 4 play at 100 yards now........
67. How do you blog?
How do YOU blog? And perhaps more importantly,
Why do you blog? I was thinking about my next blog here when I thought instead of
writing about today's events I write about how I get to write about today's and
any day's events. Me, I've started writing back in 1987, I kind of stumbled
into it like I've done most things in my life. It did take my 1 year to learn,
learn the hard way to write. I hope that I'm a better writer because of this.
Little stories gave way into an attempt to write a book. Sat in front of the
gas fire, on an old barn chair with the back cut off I perched a typewriter on
a stool and away I went. I ended up with a 235 page novel which I then called
"A Nation Of Shopkeepers", which was Napoleon's contemptous phrase for the English. Until
Wellington cut him down to size. A few
years later I decided I wanted more that just one typescript of my
"masterpiece" so I bought an Atari 520 and started copytyping it all
out, so then I'd have it on a computer and I could make multipul copies. I
should add that the noivel doubled in size and I renamed it The Butcher The
Baker and The Undertaker, I still have those multipul copies scattered around
my house, just in case of fire or theft. 10 years ago when I met my Shanghai
rose we had to invest in a proper computer and Internet so my wife could talk
to her mum in Shanghai. As for me it was a chance to have a website so that my babies
were safe in cyberspace. It also gave me a chance to blog. Now IF you compare
one of my essays, attached to these blogs, then you can see there is a
difference in style. I hope my blogs read as if its a bedtime story, your nan
or grandpa is sitting in the chair beside you and he's recounting a funny story
that makes you feel secure and happy and lets you drift off to sleep. For me
its writing practice, if you don't practice then you forget how to do it. Its
also a short form of writing that takes no more that an hour or much less, but
it gives you a chance to "preach" to the rest of the world. You can
also make friends. I used to practice my
writing on positive thoughts.com and there were lots of nice folks there, one
post got 800 views. The forum has now
closed that's why I annoy people on this site instead. But back to my theme,
why do we all blog, well its so we can all say "hey listen to me " ,
"I'm just as good as you", ultimately we have our own tv/radio station via our blogs.
Or perhaps I should say Newspaper, its a chance to share, to boast, to grow
together even, to laugh together too. I must say there are some good jokes that
do the rounds and I do like them, not to forget the poems and thoughts that are
shared. I was once in a bar in County Kerry and the pub was owned by an Irish
writer, his book The Field was made into
a film with Richard Harris. Hie neice told me that he wrote because it was
"in him". What does that mean? I think I understand because the
stories that are "in me" just have to come out. Even if you stop
writing and its only as you are picking up litter around the 4star hotel car
park that that ideas come back to you, then you can begin to understand what
"in me" means. Just as musicians have the music in them, so words are
in me and in you all as you blog here and now on this Multiply site. Do you
wait for all the story to be ready in your head or do you just start with an
idea and wait for the Muse to take you where it wants to go. I enjoy going with
the flow, its like closing your eyes when youare on a long journey and when you
open your eyes you have arrived at some place totally different, like crossing
a border in the night. While I blog my big daughter sometimes sneaks downstairs
so she can watch and read as I write something. Or when I finish a new blog I
get her to have a read to see if it makes her laugh or whatever. All I can say
is that to blog is to share, folks may never bother to open an attachment but
at least for the course of the blog I have an audience, even if it could only
be an audience of one, and that's my daughter.
68. Various Poems for you all
Some Poetry for you all. Normally I write
comedy
Let There Be Light ©
By Michael Casey
Let my tears be my words
Let the candle light be my eyes
Let the flowers in bloom be my lips
Let their scent be my blood
Let the wind be my breath
Let clouds be my mood
Let children’s laughter be my hope
Let widows’ sighs be my conscience
Let a stranger’s prayers be my delight
Let the bees be my wisdom
Let the trees be my strength
Let my patience reach to the stars
Let me be always remembered in your prayers
This
next poem is from my novel The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker which is a
comedy/drama
Percy
is a Poet who happens to be an Undertaker. He has a fight with a builder and
the builder runs for Parliament and wins because Percy takes him on a tour of
the rest homes. Now read a poem from Percy
The Dead and The Living (c)
by
Michael Casey
I first saw a deceased when I was nine
years old ,my father said not
to worry as the dead are the same as the
living , only the laughter
has left them , the sparkle has gone from their eyes , the
worry has
been lifted from their shoulders , and their voice has vanished to
eternity .
In
paradise the sparkle will return for it is the twinkle
of the
stars , the laughter will return too for
it is the morning breeze and
the turning tides are their sides shaking
with laughter .
I treat the deceased with the same
courtesy as I give to the living ,
though I find the deceased are always more
polite . My father also
had a few words to say about the living .
He said that the living are only the
caretakers of the soul , yet
they think their existence is everything ,
that they know everything
because they experience many things with
their senses .
What the living don't acknowledge is that
their time is short and
when I lay their bodies to rest then
their souls continue without
them ,
without their strong , without
their weak , without their
beautiful or even ugly temporary form ,
to where I cannot say , only
that it is a better place .
Percy the undertaker placed the lid on
the coffin ,the soul was free
THE BEGINNING
Michael G Casey email
michaelgcasey@hotmail.com
This
third poem is a Love poem
You're Never Alone When You Are
in Love ©
By
Michael Casey
Love is being together , Love is a smile
, a Look , A Touch
Or Just A Sigh , Not really knowing why
you chose one another .
Yet Together Till You Die
Love is a Kiss soft and gentle on the
cheek which warms your
heart and makes you glad you chose one
another .
A Kiss can lead to more but I'll leave
Passion locked Safely
behind a bedroom door
Passion spent you'll not give up each
not even for Lent .
You'll just lie in warm embrace and
remember you forgot to say
grace .
Whispers and Promises are made , plans
for the future and if
she put her hair this way , Do you think
it would suit her ?
Then giggles and more embraces , Till the Night is over and with
a dig in the ribs you make him move over
.
Then your oneness complete , you have to
put up with his cold
feet !
But when you are apart your hearts are
still one , Thought half is
absent you are still one .
His socks under the bed , and after what
you said .
His
"toys" scattered about ,
and the clout you'll give when
he
returns and the warmth of your body he
yearns .
His cold feet to chill you after he
thrills you , are absent yet the
thought makes you smile , at least you
have the comfort for a while.
His grins and leers , which makes you smile at least you'll
have
peace for a while .
But his heart is still with you , the
love is always there - as
bright as your fair hair .
Close your eyes and he is still there
, Remember the embrace as he
played his fingers across your face .
Let your dreams go and remember the
whispers in your ear , warm
kisses on your shoulder before he gets
bolder . The warmth of love
that soars through your blood .
Dream long , Dream deep , your Man toils
while you sleep , though
you are apart you are still together
whatever the weather , for you
are never apart for he is locked in your heart .
Though sometimes he can be trying , there's Never any need of crying
for your love is Undying.
Always remember he fills your heart even
when you are apart
End
That's
all the poems I can share at the moment.
69.
Crawling
Like a Worm in The Dirt, humbled by a photo copier.
by
Michael Casey
This is one piece from essay/blog postings, I
type fast so excuse any mistakes.
Well this is my 100th post, I had hoped I
could think up something nice or even spectacular. This is what I've come up
with. I'm laughing now as I type. Yesterday 5minutes after I started work I
bent down to fill up the copiers. I filled one, then another, then I did a
third. I then screamed, I had straightened up too fast and had ricked/strained
my back on the right hand side. So these past 27hours have been a lesson in
pain and humility. I felt such a fool at work, the girls I work were both
sympathetic and funny. Somebody came by for some coloured paper , I bent down
to look under our shelf and I was racked with pain, one girl told me to crawl
away out of the way so that she could find it instead. I hobbled away, out of
the way. The rest of day I moved about like an 80 year old, rather like my own
dad. I hoped that on my lunch break while I sat for 30mins in the cathedral my
back would be restored. We stand all day in our print as some of you may
remember me mention. Prayer and rest for 30mins no doubt aided my soul but not
my back. I went back to work and hobbled about for a couple of hours. Then I
decided I really had to go home and rest.
Getting
home I got off the bus and had to walk only 300yards, a crippled Charlie
Chaplin kind of walk, though I look more like Oliver Hardy. I was home 2 hours
earlier than normal so the family were surprised.
I
told them I was fired as a joke. Then I sat down on an old chair and then I
could hardly move. Standing up again was an impossiblity. Last Friday we had a
drama with my youngest, this Friday, Friday 13th it was my turn. My girls all
laughed at me, just as I would laugh at them if the tables were reversed. Night
came and knew I could never climb the stairs to bed, but at least our bathroom
was downstairs. So I tumbled onto our sofa and got ready to spend the night there.
Only we have a glass coffee table in front of it and I was afraid of falling
off onto it. So at 1am I staggered up the stairs like a drunk with locked
joints, then I rolled onto my bed, screaming as I did so. I did sleep, but in
the morning I had to slither out like a snake sliding out of bed on my belly.
Some positions were possible and some were not. My wife laughed till she cried
my youngsters did too, as for me, I laughed and cursed and laughed again. My
wife went to see the pharmacy man for advice and a spray for me. The pharmacist
laughed too, he's an old friend. When she got back I was all sprayed up, the
old spray and the newly bought one drenching me and my room with the stench of
a bad back. I slithered in and out of bed, crawling around as I couldn't stand
up straight. As for getting down stairs that would be an impossiblity. My wife went shopping, stopping
first to steal my debit card, laughing she left me in my bed of pain. When she
returned she gave me yoghurt and orange juice. Later I just had to go
downstairs, but I couldn't walk. I slithered off bed like snake, then made it
to my hands and knees, then an inspired idea. I bounced down the stairs one
step at a time, on my butt , one step at a time. Then I crawled across our
living room and pulled myself up onto a chair. I did notice that we needed a
new carpet after 20years our carpet does need replacing. I then rewarded myself
by stealing my wife's pork she'd just made.
Later
after some movements like belly dancer of 120 years old, I managed to
straighten up. I do walk as if I have a full diaper though. I made it too my
big chair in front of my computer. And that’ s how I got to write this 100th
post.
The
moral of all this? Well I am a very bad patient. Health is the most important
thing in our lives. I rejoice that my girls have a good sense of humour, even
if I am the butt of it all. Last year when I had food poisoning they had plenty
to laugh about then. And I do laugh at that memory. We are all worms crawling
in the dirt. It is God's love that lifts us up, as does our family life.
Sometimes it is only though pain and adversity that we learn such truths,
sometimes we learn mundane things, but they too have meaning for us, even if
its just the fact that we need a new living room carpet.
That's a true story,
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70
The
trouble with Technology ©
By
Michael
Casey
The
trouble with technology is that we all use it , now if we just left it all alone
then we all have no problems . Simple really but we all just cann't leave it
alone , we all just have yo use it . In the beginning if we wanted water we'd
fetch the bucket and drop it down a well . My mother was born just 30feet from
the sea , but they were fortunate because they had their own well , so they
went outside and dropped the bucket down the well and then they had water .
Then technology comes along and we just turn a tap and we have clean water
instantly . We have hot water too , at the turn of a tap . In one generation so
many changes . However technology then works against us , because we assume it
will always work and that there will be no problems
We
don't even know where the stopcock is , so our homes flood and then we discover
we are not covered by our insurance .
My
mother grew up with an oil lamp hanging above , no luxury of gas lamps for her
, as for electricity , that was just a dream . Nowadays how could any society
manage without electricity , its impossible to believe life without electricity
. No tv , no radio , no freezers , no street lighting , no traffic lights, the
list goes on and on . As for indoor plumbing , the luxury of a hot bath , the
WC in the home . My mother grew up with no indoor plumbing , if you needed the
bathroom as the American's say , then you'd leave the house and pick your spot
in a field with the cows gazing on , as for toilet paper you had a blade of
grass to wipe your %^** . As for me we did not have such hardships , we had an
outside WC , which we did not have to share with any other family , just 8
Caseys sharing our outside bog/toilet . There was a yard light to illuminate
the way and a light in the toilet too . Which was sheer luxury compared to my
mum's and my dad's childhoods . My dad would always come home and immediately
switch off the yard light because it was wasting electricity . Then a shout
would go up "Put the light on" , and my dad would always say "I
didn't know" . Then there was the indignity of running out of paper . My
brother Tony had a very good sense of humour so it was always the case that I'd
shout from the yard "More Bog Roll" which is the English slang for
toilet paper . Tony was kind so he'd always bring out a fresh supply of paper ,
only he liked to tease so he'd push one sheet , just one sheet of paper under
the door and say that's all there was in the house , and that mom said I'd have
to use my finger . Then he'd go away laughing . He always left a full roll of
paper on the doorstep , much to my relief .
Simple
technology , we all take for granted , water and electricity . What does all
this technology do for us ? It gives us independent comfortable lives , we have
clean water , hot water , light and warmth . Then with the miracle of TV we can
all watch the world go by , from the comfort of our homes , or the local bar
whichever is our true home . We are now a global village as has often been said
, but then we become anti social as its easier to watch tv than to interact
with real people , we'd rather watch fiction on tv than have a real life . But
with technology we can send an email to our neighbour across the road , with
pictures and video , rather than leave our castle homes , rather than going
over for a coffee and a bar of chocolate .That's one view the optimistic view says
that we truly can break down barriers by using the miracle of email to keep us
connected though we are thousands of miles apart . I have to hold my hand up
and admit that I am an email Junky , I did send up to 5 emails a day to my
friend in another part of the office , because we were both having fun . Then
when I fell in love with my one true love it was ONLY because of the miracle of
email that our love survived .I sent my girlfriend long long emails everyday
for 6 months . She was in Shanghai while I was in Birmingham . My heart was
breaking with love and hope until finally she came back to me . I'd come home
from work at 3am and hit the keyboard , with luck because of the time
difference we'd actually be live and talking almost in real time .You cannot
imagine how heart rending it was to come home to an email , to get up in the
afternoon and read an email before going on night shift .I think whoever
invented email should be made a saint, without email our love would not have
lasted . An exchange of letters takes 14 days from Birmingham to Shanghai , so
thank God for email and God himself KNOWS just how much I mean that , Sainthood
is not high enough reward for the inventor of email .Is it Saint Bill Gates ?
The telephone is fantastic , but too expensive , I know my phone bill reached 4
figures , but an email can be read over and over again , and even printed off ,
so it is a letter.
So
I confess email is the most important leap in technology of the 20th Century ,
as far as I am concerned .
The
next stage in the technology story are mobile phones that send/receive video
and tv , so we are literally wired up where ever we are in the world science
fiction becoming science fact . We all used empty match boxes to pretend we
were Captain Kirk communicating to the Enterprise but now they are here for
real . If you have been in a theatre,church,hospital and these things bleep you
have to decide for yourself are they useful or just a real pain in the *&^%
. On balance they are good , but people have to be a lot more considerate ,
nobody else wants to hear their conversations if they are in church or at the
theatre or even cinema . I remember a conversation I had at dinner on Xmas Eve
just gone , the guy sat next to me happen to design mobile phones , he was very
very good at his job , but I did warn caution about saturation point being
reached . Then today 4months on , I am proved right , the mobile giants are in
trouble , why , because of saturation point now being reached .
I don't want to end on low note , so I'll tell another
anecdote , we all remember when we had our first colour tv , how wonderful it
was and how we all marvel and the colours . The BBC started showing snooker
because of the colours , and now tv without snooker would be unimaginable .
Then remote control came in , so we'd try different positions and even outside
the house and through the glass into the room where the tv was . Technology
makes us all like children , its supposed to be a triumph of engineering and
technology but really its our greatest toy , and our greatest joy . On Saturday
my dad will come out of the old peoples home to spend the day with me and my
Chinese wife in our home . I'll be able to show him the internet and I hope I
can bring tears of joy to his eyes as I show him County Kerry on the computer
monitor . Sitting in my living room in Birmingham he can read the Irish
newspapers and see his homeland where he started as a blacksmith in the 1930s .
This is how we should be using technology
71.
My
Wife The House Painter ©
By
Michael Casey
As
I speak my wife is painting the bathroom. Its 9:45pm and the kids are all
tucked up in bed. So she can paint away to her heart’s content. She is a much
better painter than me, if any of you have trawled to the bottom of my site you
will have read Michael’s Bathroom a tale of paint and disaster from 11 years
ago, from before I met my Shanghai wife. That’s her 10years ago on my profile
photos. Right now she’s wearing her pink and red strawberry pattern pyjamas
while she paints. She is very good, she can even do intricate calligraphy, I
think its because she’s good at that so she’s good with a paint brush in her
hands. Earlier I had to test our 5 year old
ready for her spelling test in the morning. She got 10/10 last week so
we want her to continued. I got her to write the spellings out while I said
them for her, you have to try and sound
out all the letters, and remember the “baby” pronunciations too. She got lunch
wrong she spelt it “luch” so I got her to write it out ten times correctly, only
she wrote it out ten times incorrectly, so I encouraged her again and she wrote
it out 10 times again, but this time correctly. We never had any of this 40
years ago, education has progressed in leaps and bounds. My other daughter had
homework and a crossword too, I had to explain what crosswords were all about,
and not arguing, but words that crossed and fitted into each other like
Jigsaws. She also had some maths, she was on a high because she was the best in
her class that day. The teacher made her a bracelet out of stickers as a
reward. But my big daughter has been “cheating”, while she was in Shanghai her
grannie, Ma, had given her lots of homework everyday. Ma was the accountant for
the bus company you see, when I 1st
visited Shanghai in 2000 I had been in her office and there is a photo of me
trying to safe crack her safe, the bus company safe. My daughter has in fact
got a photo of Ma and my wife with the safe behind them on her bedside table.
Ma’s brother a former journalist also gave my daughter homework while she was
visiting his house for a few days. So it was that combination of Chinese
discipline and love, that had helped her so much. Now she is in bed asleep, the
smell of paint is slowly drifting towards me though 2 doors are firmly closed,
but in the morning I will have a new bathroom, so much better compared to when
I did it. Being married these past few years has given me an appreciation of
the finer things in life, and one of them is to know when to “allow” my wife to
dabble with a paintbrush. We just have to make sure the girls don’t touch
anything in the morning. I should say that one thing I go get my girls to do
every night is to say their prayers. At the moment there is a little girl of
about their age who has just been diagnosed with cancer, so I ask my girls to
pray for her. They say that a sinner’s prayers are golden , a child’s prayers
are golden too, so if any of you who are reading this can spare some time then
DO pray for that child. I remember back in 1998 I was in Paris and I stumbled
on a funeral and they were saying that the deceased was a traveller and there I
was a traveller at his funeral, so of course I prayed for him. So now I ask the
same of you, please pray for this child.
Tomorrow
is another day, tomorrow I may have a new job, I’ve been redundant 8 weeks
tomorrow. I could be getting a new job with a different Law Firm. All I need is
a new lick of paint and then I’ll be ready for the rest of my life. It would be
a good birthday present too, that’s all I have to say tonight, except buy some
paint brushes for the Love in your life.
72. From Shanghai to
Birmingham
My
girls are home at last after 8 weeks in Shanghai, so I'm no longer Home Alone.
I'm not like the kid in the film, I'm a grown up, or so I'm told. My 2 small daughters
plus the wife were in Shanghai visiting the Mother-in-Law, or Ma as we all call
her. My smallest shed a few tears as she missed me so much. My big
daugher as I call the other one discovered the joys of IM, so she could send me messages. We did use the camera as
well, and the voice aspect too. One daughter spoke to me while the other sent
cartoons and silly things via IM, I got my big daughter to practice "the
quick brown fox jumped over the lazy blue dog" as an exercise. I can
remember my brother doing that 30years ago or more when he taught himself
typing and Pitman shorthand.
My
parents could never dream of such modern technology, text, voice, and full
voice and camera. If you saw a postman once in a blue moon, now that was
something special, though that was back in 1920s/30s Country Kerry. Now the
generations have moved on, technology is king. My kids went to the zoo and saw
not 1 but 3 pandas and one was a baby panda. Something big to boast about when
they return to primary school in a few days
time. They also went to the new beach by Ma's house. There wasn't one there
10years ago when I first visited, so they decided to build one and charge
people 30RMB each to use it. It looked
nice on the photos they emailed me, however as its that part of the world you
do have to be careful, because there are small sharks around. A great
experience for such small children, they have come home speaking even more
Shanghai dialect. They moved around too and spent time at various houses
belonging to uncles and aunties. The Film uncle, the USA uncle, the Army uncle,
the Taxi uncle, I cannot pronounce the names so we have shorthand to explain
who is who. I have a Chinese name, Panzi, it means FAT FAT BOY, because I'm so
big compared to the Chinese side of the family. They also saw Google cousin,
because she and her husband work for Google. They did go to the Irish pub and send me a photo showing them enjoying
themselves, I think that should be classed as torture, there I was Home Alone
while they were in the Irish Pub in Shanghai, its near the US Embassy if ever
you are over there.They came home via Frankfurt, and 2 bags got lost because of
equipment failure, but luckily the bags appeared, along with my wife/kids'
treasure, shoes, a bag of shoes. I got a silk duvet, and that is a great great
treasure, and what was the final treasure brought all the way from Shanghai, a
big wok.
p.s.
The house is so noisy again after 8 weeks of silence!
73. What makes me smile
We
all have different views on what is funny. Americans seem to like custard pie
humour, where the joke is telegraphed.Pie face pie face, custard pie in
face.Say like Laurel and Hardy. Over here in England its a bit different. I can
remember Monty Python starting on TV, I
was in 1st or 2nd year of Grammar
school. We had to explain to our French teacher what was all this
"woody" business, Monty who? was his reply. Different styles of
humour work in different different places. As you all know a baby can hear
while in the womb. So why does our youngest daughter have such a good sense of humour. Was it
because of us her parents,her West meets East in her blood. you know what we
think, while my wife was visiting she was 7/8 months pregnant, so the unborn
baby heard her Chinese grandad making jokes and making everybody laugh. So that
at an early age she is a mimic and makes us laugh, michaelgracycasey she calls
me, putting on a deep voice and reciting what my prayer is, let my comedy book
be published and can we have a bigger house, please god. And pumping up her
shoulders too. This makes us laugh and is a natural thing, a 5 year old cannot
be taught this. My own dad used to say "your ear is very near me",
which was an implied threat, so it told us to behave. Me and my sister remember
this and laugh, a 40year old laugh, I have told my own kids this and the
smallest says it back to me in her deep voice. So it will pass down the
generations, a remembrance, a prayer almost.
I
was a concierge in a 4star deluxe hotel for 3years, this job gave me plenty of time
to watch and learn from people. It also gave me a chance to practice my stand
up while dealing with people. In the main I could make most people smile. It is
a different art compared to writing or straight presenting, if you can do one
it doesn't mean you can do the other. But if you smile at people they do tend
to smile back, so if you start with a smile then you cannot go far wrong.
74. Down my Street turn left to
reach the world
They
say that 100 years ago a man knew 2 blocks North, 2 blocks South, 2 blocks East
and 2 blocks West. Or back in Ireland as far as the market and back to the
farm. No doubt the same in England. World War One changed everything, their
innocence was taken away from them, no virgin on a wedding night. But rape as
the guns fired over no mans land. Men came home with tales of woe, tales of
Paris and drinking by the Seine. Tales of Mud and Death, they never spoke of
because it was too much of a torment.
The
small world of the village was swept away. Buses came along and linked village
to town, the railway too. A small world was changed into a bigger world. Radio
was invented, the wireless as it was called. The world could reach into every
nook and cranny of the isolated village.Was it the work of the Devil, this
radio. Newspapers too, not to mention the fact that more people could read.
Isolation did not exist any more. Then came the Cinema, the Flicks as it was
called because the films flickered. Everybody's world was changed, everybody
had a bigger and bigger world view. It was like a walled garden that had its
walls removed. No longer a cosy world, but the winds of change, the winds of
communication. The walls came tumbling down, the walls came tumbling down. You
would need to be a hermit, or a monk hidden away on top of a mountain on an
island that was lost at sea, then and only then could you have a sheltered
existance. TV came along, black and white then colour. Then cable and satelite
and then HD. Not to mention computers and Internet, perhaps living on the dark
side of the moon is the only place to be, IF you want solitude. For my street
is the world, and all its news.
75. The Invisible Diet
I'm
big, my boss calls me "the big man". Some may say "fat",
I'll stick with big. I am 3stones heavier than I look which I suppose is good.
3 stones is18 to 20 kilos, that in itself is the weight of a growing child, or
one suitcase ready for international travel. My fat is not wobbly fat, so I don't look like a jelly,
its tight fitting fat. Makes me sound so glamourous, you can see my photo on
this site so you can be the judge. Just big, or big boned as some fat people
say. Me, I'm just big, so let's leave it at that, you don't want me to cry do
you. I did have a compliment from my Chinese masseusse, she told my wife that
all my skin was tight, so there you have it from a Phd a Chinese doctor.
Now
what if I could share with you knowledge which will make you all lose 1/2 a
stone, that's 7lbs is you are an American or 6 tubs of margarine if you are
metric.
So
how do you lose weight? You just don't try, and then as if by magic you lose
weight. A Muslim friend at work SR, explained Ramadan to me. I said for Lent
I'd just give up chocolate or something. Very easy compared to Muslim fasting.
That was when I was a kid, now old age and so on meant...
So
I agreed to give up Chocomilk from the company drinks machine. The drinks were
free and we did work in a very hot print room. So I gave up my favourite drink
for Lent. I still carried on drinking, but only the squash, not the nice and
carolie laden Chocomilk. After a few days I did not miss my favourite drink,
and the weight just fell off. Though another friend was quick to mention that
M&S had just closed its sandwich shop near the office, so I was having
smaller and not as nice snadwiches. That he
thought may be the real reason why my trousers were looser, whatever the
reason, once my friend had come back from holiday with a new bride, he saw the difference. Mainly with my thinner face.
So
what is the moral of the story? If I can lose 1/2 a stone then so can anybody
else, I did not look at any magazines or starve myself as girls do. It was the
lazy man's diet and it worked. So here I am still Big but happier looking more
and more like George Clooney.Look at my photo and judge for yourself, more
photos can be googled.
76. Food For Thought
Think
AS You Watch TV (c)
By
Michael Casey
As
we sit in our armchairs watching the news , do we care what is going on over
there , in some place hot , too hot to think about , or too cold to bear , ice
and snow everywhere . Are we just waiting for the sports report , are we
waiting to see was the battle hard or a walkover , did our favourite player
score a home run , or 10 touchdowns , were the crowd , the audience behind him
, did we win 100dollars from the bet we had on the side . In the interviews
after the war was won , were we just watching to see the design on the teams
shirt , is that a new logo , is that the same logo spruced up . Or is it a new
logo entirely , does it make any difference in how the team played , or just
another million dollars in the owners pocket , paid by us the audience , the
fans , just so we can all look so identical . The reporters are screaming
loudly , half excited and half in fear , they want to watch , they want to
cover their eyes , but they are there so they must report . Are they in some
arid desert , or in some cold cold place , pain and fear and hope etched on
their face , are they in some war zone , or at the stadium , if all we heard
were just their words , could we tell the difference , do we care , so long as
we can switch it all off with our remote control .
Just
a little food for thought , you can read my Betting On Disaster
77. Education always reach for
the Stars
Where
I was born and grew up, is only 2miles or so from where I live now. I was born
in the shadow of a brewery and ended up working for a Market Research company
doing research into alcohol sales and I was a shandy drinker. Do you want a
girlie I was asked when we went to the pub, sadly the barman died early, so you
can pray for him.My father, my dad was a blacksmith and my mum was a farm girl.
Both from County Kerry, the best county, just you ask any Irishman. My dad was
apprenticed to a Blacksmith in Rathmore, in 1995 we went back an rediscovered
the very place next to a new road. The
blacksmiths had turned into a hairdressers and the store had been demolished.
My dad always spoke fondly of the blacksmith. That blacksmith never had any
children, but my dad was treated as family. Go out woman to the henhouse and
see has the hen laid. This would be about 1935/6.It there were 3 eggs then they
all had one. If 2 the blacksmith did without , and if only 1 egg was laid my
dad got it. This is how "family" should be. In 1944 my dad came to England and the steelworks in
Brasshouse Lane. For 40 years he endured the heat, 400degrees beside the furnace. You
could lose 1/2 a stone a day in sweat. My dad ofter did 12hour shifts and
sometimes 16. So coming from that he always wanted his children to do better,
EDUCATION was the key and it still is. I remember asking him what subjects I
should dowhen we did the 3rd year split. His answer was I don't know, but do
what you like but do your best. Now perhaps that should be written on every
blackboard throughout the country. My dad had a large family and he loved and
encouraged us. So imagine his pride when in 1968/9 one son went to the best
university in the land. Then a few years
later another son went to the opposition best university in the land. Today do
kids listen to ignorant teachers, back at our grammar school we were
encouraged. And mum always said you are as good as anybody. Me I'm the failure
I'm just a Wordsmith.
78. My stories, my babies
My
site, this site disappeared for a few days, a few thoughts passed through my mind. Have I lost my
"babies" my "work" my "stuff". For anybody that
writes, be it me who writes simply hoping for a bigger audience once I'm
discovered, or say for the Google Librarian in charge of millions of books.
Worthy books and all kinds of everything, the one word passes through your mind
"OH HOTDOGS" as the astonauts used to say. However I used to be a
computer operator back in 78, yes 1978, I was still just a teenager then. And
the "one thing" as Glen Beck
is fond of saying, the "one thing" I learnt was NEVER NEVER NEVER
trust a computer, always but always have lots of backup.We were a very small outfit
to start with but then we taken over. And in the beginning we flew by the seat
of our pants as early pilots used to. So at work we kept 3 generations of
backup, first of Magnetic tape then many years later on super8 video then data
storage tape. AT home over 20 years ago
when I first started to write I had not one but 2 photocopies of my book. Then when I decided that a typewriter was old
fashioned I moved to an Atari 520 which
a few years later I updated to an Atari 1040, my friends were into games
bigtime so that was their recommendation. I only needed a word processor but I
took their advice anyway. It was very expensive 300pounds or 480dollars at
todays exchange rate, and that was nearly 20years ago. Yes a fool and his money
are soon parted. Our lust for writing soon means money departing. Now I had my
own computer then, so did I have 3 generations of security. NO, I had TEN. My
stories, my babies were the most important thing in the world to me, so I
always too 10 copies on floppy disc and scattered them all over my house. When
I finally finished my book The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker I even hid
one in the family home. So if there was theft or fire I'd still have my back
up. I'd leant from the antics at work, always but always have back up. Moving
onto the Internet age, I hide/store/conceal/save whichever is the correct word,
my writing is in Cyberspace so that it should survive anything as its on
servers on the 4 corners of the globe. Which book would you chose to save in
Cyberspace. On Desert Island Discs the Radio4 show on the BBC they ask that
question in a manner of speaking. The Bible and Shakespeare is given to you and
then you can chose a book. Would I be conceited and chose me own book. No, yes
really, no, because you know your own book so well and you can create more
windmills in your mind so easily as more pieces of the jigsaw appear in your
mind that nobody would chose their own book, well perhaps some Hollywood types.
So what would I chose. Probably a History book, I once wanted to be a History
teacher, and my own History teacher did recommend Don Camillo to me, a comic
priest tale from Italy.In some ways I hope my writing is like Don Camillo, a
mythical place with comic, English meaning of comic, goings on, If finally
somebody says my stuff is comic.Then then I have finally made myself understood
Thats
all Folks as Bugs Bunny used to say or was it OH CARROTS
79.Fat Man's exercise and food
shopping
Well
I start my new life today. I'm redundant and looking for a new job, so I have
my plan to follow. I will walk to the top of Bearwood every day, it 10mins
there and 10 mins back, so it might be 2k altogether, or 1.25miles on the way I
browse in the shops but spend nothing as I have to watch the pennies until I
get a new job. On the way back I do my shopping. I look for bargains, such as
gamon instead of sliced bacon, fresh orange juice at half price, yoguart as a
treat and at the lower original price. Cereals too because they are quick first
thing in the morning. Not forgetting green bananas that will ripen for when I'm
ready to eat them. Cheap 1/2 price pizza too and 1/2 price cheese that I can
slice and add to the pizza to make them nicer. Milk is always good so 3litres
of that as well and some sweet corn for good measure. All in all my week's
shopping. I used to work for ACNielsen a long time ago and they would put me in
the opportunist shopper bracket, no brand loyalty just a vulture so to speak
Once home some 1/2 price coffee from when I stocked up before then its on to
the Internet to trawl through the job websites.Staying positive is the name of
the game. Apply for nice jobs that will speak to my heart, as well as apply for
jobs that will just feed me. Now at my age, I'm 20 in my head, but my birth
certificate says otherwise, I'd like somewhere where I can stay till I can
retire, hopefully with a lottery win in 3hours time, but failing that till
regular retirement age. However with politicians being so bad as they are, and
the economy too, I imagine I'll be 92 before I can retire, which leaves only 8
years to have fun. I always said I'd like to live tilll I was 100.So where will
I end up? God alone knows, and he doesn't talk to me any more, perhaps I should
listen more and then I'll hear his voice. Though I can say that when you do
listen you can come up with inspired poetry which some may say comes from God.
You can find several such pieces scattered all over this site, or in my 2nd book Essays and Plays.
That's
all for today, I hope it doesn't pour tomorrow because whatever the weather I
must do my walk, just to blow away the cobwebs and who knows I may come up with
a new poem I can share on this blog. I find IF I can get the first line then
the rest just pours out, poetry is harder than anything else. Writing a book is
much easier, its getting published that takes decades. Cheerio from sunny
Birmingham as the clock strikes six.
80. Die Hard 4.0 or how to use
talents
WE
just finished watching Die Hard 4.0 on the tv. We all really enjoyed it. The
story reveolved around people taking over all of the computer networks in the
USA. There was loads of action but what made me think was how would you deal
with hackers?
In
England we have a man with a form of autism who just after 911 he broke into
USA computers, because he was looking
for news of ETs, it was his hobby. He has been dragged through English courts
and finally he will be sent to USA where he could go to jail for a long time.
So
the question is why weren't the USA computers hack proof. Was it because they
weren't tested? Was it arrogance? Me, if I were the USA authorities, I'd give
the guy a job and let him explain just how he did it. Or is it empty pride? It
would be far cheaper than sticking him in jail. I'm sure if those of you who
are in the USA are reading this and you stop to think you agree with me. War
Games is a film from 10 to 20 years ago when teenage hackers get into NORAD. A
similar them.
When
I eventually get around to writing Tears For A Butcher my follow up comedy
novel, then in that book there will be a handicapped person who is a whiz on
IT. There body may be mal formed but their brain is not. In my story its to
show that we shouldn't put people in a dustbin because we are ignorant about
them. And arrogant towards them. In my story those IT whizes do get offered a
great job working for the USA, why because they did what was in Die Hard 4.0,
by the way I thought up my plot line before I saw the film. Also in the follow
up book two twin sisters find their
first boyfriends, and who do these Venuses pick. Do they chose football heros
with bulging muscles, but maybe no brains. NO these two Venuses chose a guy
with a limp and the other pick has a severe stutter.
Why
do I chose to make my characters in my book behave in such a way? I want people
who see the true worth of people. Its not the smile, all flashing perfect
teeth. A better person may have bad teeth and bad breath. A real hero is not
all "Hollywood", its the guy in the garage who fixes your car. Its
the fat middle age lady who is the crossings lady when you take your kids to
and from school. Its you when you deliberately start a conversation with the
lonely old lady on the bus. Your very words are warmth to her soul. She'll
smile and get off the bus and wave to
you. She'll talk about you to her cat when she gets home. You have been the one
ray of sunshine in her day.
These
are ordinary people who make up our world. Some will have talents which God has
sprinkled randomly, just to remind us that all are loved by him. Even me, even you.
81. Shakespeare in Love and
various other thoughts
We
just watched Shakespeare in Love the 1998 film. It was very good and I enjoyed
the music too. The passion for words and the wheeler dealing was funny too. I
think Dame Judy Dench got an Oscar for it too, forgive me if I'm wrong. The
Passions and Pain was all revealed too, I'd forgotten how good the film was. A
long time ago I did a course on Shakespeare, you have to try and understand the
style of the language too, the metaphors and old English language. All in all a
very good film, with even a young Ben Afleck in it. So grab and pizza and get a
copy from your local video store.
What
Shakespeare also reminded me was how we all need to communicate to each other.
If Joe knows cars then we speak in car metaphors. It not patronising its
socialising, when I was working at the hotel 5 years ago if we had Scots
visitors then the word "wee" would slip into my language it was the
natural thing to do. We even had Top Cops conferences so I'd share a joke with
a Chief Constable or two as I walked around the hotel on a security patrol. The
joke was we had a sniper on the roof to keep petty car thieves away. We did
have the most secure car park on the NEC site. The NEC is the biggest
exhibition site in Europe, and bigger than the one in New York, so I've been
told.
If
talking to chefs you always listen with respect not just because the were
masters in their field but because chefs have knives, lots of knives so its
always best to have respect. The housekeeping crew knew everything about
cleaning rooms and corridors, so I'd
share a word while I did my 30 mins patrols that took me everywhere. Some days
I might even be helping them when the hotel was ultra busy. So I'd stay out of
Vicky's way by cleaning the bathrooms while she cleaned the bedrooms. Its very
hard work, but there is a sense forfillment when a corridor has been done. 15
rooms a day I think it was, though it could have been 20. I'd take off my front
of house jacket and roll up my sleeve and put the rubber gloves on while I was
on bathroom duty. My dec phone might ring then I'd be summons downstairs to
help out at front of house. Its all like a mad and busy ballet, though I've
never worn a tutu, though I have been positively vetted by a Chinese ballet
dancer when I first met my wife, but that's another story.
Life
is all about stories, if my story is appealing to another person then we may
become friends, to others it may be boring and go on forever, so then I'm a
bore. Its how our lives connect and how social jigsaws fit together that makes
us all work as friends and as work mates. Sadly there are people who put
themselves above us, it can be a boss or a priest in church or the snob selling newspapers in the
street. Life is about blowing bubbles in the air that blow this way and that
way, they may stick together or blow randomly all over the shop. But bubbles
are a glorious thing they make us like children, happy and innocent and willing
to share our sweets. I'm forever blowing
bubbles, pretty bubbles in the air is the song. But the most important thing is
the range of colours, the joy, the happiness that bubbles bring, just like
Shakespeare's sonnets.
82. If I were a fashion writer.
To
begin with let me explain. I was trawling through the jobs sites when I came
across an ad looking for all kinds of everything for a Fashion Mag, non paid I
might add. So it set me thinking. I do have a Shanghai wife who sets heads
turning, and I have to comment on all the fashion she wears.So after more than
10 years I have learnt a little about Fashion.
I
would no doubt be called Grandpa whenever I attended a Fashion Event, I have
the same white hair that the famous fashion designer has, I don't wear gloves
with the fingers cut off though. Though I do have thinsulate gloves in black
and in red. Just as he has two colours. My waiste line is bigger, I'm as big as 2 models, though you would never
see me in purple lipstick and covered in rouge. Fishnet tights though, that's
another matter, Men in tights and Pantomime is an English tradition. Google
Pantomime if you have not heard of Panto. Men dress up as women and women dress
up as men, perhaps as Robin Hood. Its fun for all the family. But I was talking
about fish net tights before I was side tracked. Fashion makes a very big
statement. Some of the high end fashion is not really fashion. It really is a
work of Art. I saw a documentary once on TV and after watching the man with the
funny gloves and the white hair go about his work I realised it really was Art
and not just Fashion. Now what would I do at a fashion show? I'd drink the free
champagne for starters, pity they don't serve hot dogs too, then I'd be in
heaven. Some of the designers destroy what they are trying to achieve by too
much hideous make up. The fashion really would be better served by well dressed
dummies. Smearing a beautiful models
with soot just destroys the vision. The dead eyes that you see when models walk
the cat walk is terrible. Yes Fashion is King, but if the models looked happy
and you could almost believe that they all
fought to get into the dress they were wearing. Then you'd say, she
looks so happy wearing that you can see the joy in her eyes. Then Fashion would
be better served.
There
are other designs which are truly great but they are ruined because the colour
palet is so bad. Its like when you see 2009 Punk Rockers, I remember the
original ones 30 years ago so today's versions are just so passe. You can go
into a shop and as you look around you see 40 shades or grey or 20 shades of
black. Its not even worth trying the clothes on. Ditto when you can see the
clothes are for 40 or 50 somethings. Colour is Great, so USE IT, life is in
Colour so lets see it in the designs.
Women
are beautiful and the more intelligent 1/2 of our species, their beauty should
be celebrated and enhanced by fashion. Colour and Cut matched to sympathic
makeup will make women glow, and allow women to wrap men around their little
finger even more. Good fashion does this and I know that when I look at my wife.
83. BBC asks top writer to take
course on drama
BBC
asks top writer to take course on drama. I just read that in today's Telegraph.
I'm trying to get my foot in the door in the writing game. I once posted my
Internet Story comic essay on a BBC
site, where it was removed, why, because
"And
help find a publisher for my book , and then you've guessed it , just send me
10 dollars !" Is the tag line for the joke at the end of the essay. But to
the BBC I was soliciting money, so they removed it. If I had a Bafta and had
the BBC telling me how to write , I'd slam it down on the desk of the idiot who
asked me to do a test and ask them to write a thesis on "How to win a
Bafta". Total BBC Idiots,
Sorry
Moses you cann't part the Red Sea without Health and Safety assessment 1st. And
as for that stick in your hand we will notify the Police, weapons are not
allowed. As for you Gandalf, drop it now or we'll try this new mace on you,
we've just imported it from USA.
Sorry
no Loaves and Fishes or Water into wine either, you don't have A3 consent.
Sorry
Gordon and David, those speeches have to pass the censor, and don't forget the
3pm watershed, we don't want kids home from school getting all confused, which
one is the liar, is it always the one in Government or is it just the
Opposition.
So
the BBC has to bore everybody with fair and balance just like Fox news. Sadly I
am not surprised, perhaps the stuff I write is never PC, so it will never be
published or produced.
www.michaelgcasey.multiply.com
is
where to find it, so judge for yourselves. My latest idea is to turn my non
PC play Shoplife into a Health and
Safety piece by using reverse logic
84. Under My Bed
What's
under your bed? We used to have an airline pilot stay at the hotel who would
open his room door and leave his flight bag down proping the door open while he
then rolled an orange under the bed. He said he travelled all over the world
and this was his safety routine. If you go to a bad hotel you may find an
uneaten Kentucky Fried Chicken still in its box, under your bed. Normally its
an odd shoe or sock, if the housekeeping crew are trained well you will never
ever find any of these things. Having cleaned a few rooms myself when I was at
a 4star deluxe hotel for 3 years, I can say it is hard work and you have to be
fast and furious. But so long as the hotel gets 6 quid or 10 dollars for the
room then they are in profit.
But
all of this is an aside, what's under your bed? We decorated a few years ago
and I had hundreds and hundreds of photos in photo albums. We took down a
couple of shelves while we decorated, but then we had a problem, one of them
broke. The one which had all my photo albums on. I hadn't really looked at all
these photos in years, so the bin beckoned. However I decided I'd keep them. So
where to put them. Under the bed was the solution, we had an old suitcase so I
put all my photos away. It must have weighted 25 kilos, or 55 pounds or 4stones
in English terminology, which is as much as my big daughter weights, talking of
weight my wife only weights 6 stones, light enought to be a jockey. Now there's
an idea, my uncle Patrick used to keep a donkey just to cut the grass around
the house in County Kerry. My wife could have become a jockey, if only my uncle
and the donkey were still around. Life is all about timing after all.
So
grunting and groaning I carried the old suitcase upstairs and slid it under my
bed. There it remained for years. Two children later and today our smallest one
wanted to look at all the photo albums, the ones we keep in the pantry. Though technology has
moved on now and we have maybe 1000
photos on the computer and in cyperspace on our family site. But our smallest
likes to see herself when she was even smaller. So I decided to drag out the suitcase
and show both our girls photos of me from 25years ago and so. We had snaps from
when my sister did her year abroad, from when my brother lived in Paris. There
were lots of photos, 10 small albums of County Kerry, donkey included. All my
cousins, my dad's brother had 10 children after all, my mum had 5
surviving brothers and sisters. There
were photos of the beach at Cromane , my cousin's son measured the distance
from the corner of the house to the sea, just over 7 metres he said, or about
23feet in old money. I remembered the
Love my aunty showed to all of us, she was always the driver, 1000miles in 2
weeks seeing all the clan, she is truely blessed. From the base in Killarney to
all points North/South/East/West you could put on a stone,or 14pounds in 2
weeks, 3 relatives a day, 3 meals a day. All my cousins were always so generous
and welcoming, there was always so much gossip and stories to be heard.
All
this lived in suspended animation in a suitcase under my bed. They all awoke
like a Princess in a Fairytale story when I dragged out the old suitcase today.
My girls said I looked so cool with my sunglasses and my moustache. I told them
I was younger than mummy is when the photo was taken. Why did everybody have a
moustache in them days?
I
also found my copy of The Outline Of History By H.G.Wells , signed by Mr Lester the headteacher from my
Primary school. It was a leaving present, believe it or not I was Head Boy at
Primary school, it was a bit like being a jailer really, as I had the keys to
the building and I locked up at dinner time. I also found a certificate from
1969 because I wrote a story for a competition, Junior Free Handwriting Story
something. This impressed my big daughter.
I
found my mothers prayerbook with lots of religious pictures inserted into the
pages. Mrs Murphy in my novel, The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker is
based on my mum, but not just her but my Aunty in Killarney and the 2 other
sisters. So my fictional Mrs Murphy is to the power of 4. While I'm thinking of
it, I deliberately did not write about my dad in my book, however after I
finished it I realised that Big Sid the butcher
he was my dad. Not because of any similarities whatsoever, but, the Love
Sid has is the same Love that my dad had for all of us. Love is how you judge
people, anything else is s*&%.
I
also found a nice little book about Saint Martin de Porres, I'll try and get my
daughter to read it, it must be 30 years old. All in all a lot of memories came
flooding outjust because I looked under my bed. The suitcase I threw away, the
history book is back on the remaining
bookshelf just beside me. I found a large strong plastic sack and I put my photos back in the bag. The only
thing I had to decide was where to put it. You know what I thing I'll put it
back under my bed. Memories to sleep on
85. Wrapping Paper
I
was in Aldi and I spotted Winnie the Pooh wrapping paper, my smallest girl just
loves all things Winnie the Pooh, so I got the paper. I wasn't sure whether to
wrap her Birthday present in it or just let her have the paper. In the end I
gave her the paper to play with. She was delighted, immediately she wanted to
use the wrapping paper to wallpaper the walls with. As I've said before she
once said she liked Winnie the Pooh because his belly reminded her of my belly.
Such is a child's love, unflattering but love.
It
did get me thinking though, why do we need wrapping paper? Packaging is part
and parcel of ordinary life. Easter eggs
are the thing with the most packaging, so much packaging and then so little
chocolate. My mother gave up on Easter Eggs because of the cost, there were so
many of us Caseys after all. So we had bars of Cadburys chocolate instead, the
Cadburys factory is just a couple of
miles from where I'm sitting. Easter came and we devoured the Cadburys bars,
cheaper than the Easter Eggs but so very tasty.
People
have wrapping paper or layers all around them,we can all remember what Donkey
said to Shrek, so many layers like an onion. At the moment I'm dressing up in
the wrapping paper called a "suit", so that I can get a new job. So
people can see me at my best, hide my tummy and hope they forgive my premature
white head of hair, as for my bushy eyebrows God alone knows what they may
think. You can judge for yourselves by clicking on the photos on this site. How
much do you reveal, how much do you hide as you have an unnatural experience
that is called an interview. Perhaps interviews should take place in a coffee
shop, as you may know LLoyds of London started in a London coffee shop 100s of
years ago. Even better interviews could be held in a bar. You have two pints to
prove your worth, so don't spill the peanuts over the interviewer's haut
couture dress. Perhaps then at the 2nd interview you have to sing karoki with
the 2 interviewers, and IF you can sing My Way word perfect then you get the
job. It sure would be more fun.
More
wrapping paper is used when we are embarrassed or too shy to explain things to
our doctor, we waste 5 mins talking about the weather and the Fall leaves
before we finally blurt out that its a boil on the bum ort something below the
waistline. And why is it that on these occasions the doctor on call is one of
the opposite sex, why cann't it be your usual doctor.
Wrapping
paper is used an awful lot in Faith, we lie to ourselfs and our God/Gods by
thinking we don't have to do this or we don't have to do that. Faith can become
a Buffet, we lie to ourselves and God, this bit does not matter, so we'll show
God only so much of ourselves. A bit like cheating in an exam. I'm sure God's smiling as he watches us, perhaps the
Saints place bets on who will finally come clean, clean being the opperative
word. The Saints queue up ready to interven, which 999 or 911 call will come
though so that a Saint can be dispatched. I know in1996 when my mum had died
suddenly and then 8 bare weeks later my dad was given 1 week to live, we
actually picked the hymns for his funeral he was so bad. Then all the layers,
all the wrapping paper was off, Padre Pio came to the rescue. So that I met my
wife in the old peoples' home, 3 years after my dad came back from the dead.
Dad lived long enough to hold his granddaugher in his arms, 5.5 years after
that massive heart attack.
The
ultimate wrapping paper is love, its hard to say you love somebody when your
heart has been broken so many times before. Its hard to take a chance when
somebody might laugh in your face. Slowly you reveal one thing, then another,
then another, yes I can see the idea of
a Monty Python joke as I write this. I do write comedy after all. But when 2
strangers become friends, when 2 become one, then all the wrapping paper is
off. She may not mind your hairy back or fat stomach, he may not mind her big
feet or whatever she feared. It can turn out that what one thinks is ugly your Love may find
attractive. Love is Blind after all, Love conquers All, Love is all you need.
Together naked, the wrapping paper is discarded.
86. The White Door
The
White Door, or the dirty white door to be exact. I had a dream last night and
I saw a door, a dirty white door. There were two nails
driven into it in the top left hand corner of it. That's all I remembered, we
do have 2 white doors in our house but neither are like that.
So
what was I dreaming about? Years ago I had a dream dictionary, I would have
eagerly read that to find out. So instead I'll have to use the Internet, google
will have an answer no doubt.
I've
said for years that I'd only get a real publisher IF somebody opened the door
for me. A negative friend always says you have to make your own opportunities.
I take the view that its not ability but knowing somebody, the old saying, its
not what you know but who you know.
I
knocked on loads of doors via emails,
but still after 20 years no publisher for my novel. A friend said its not just
a door but maybe a window I'd may have
to sneak my talent through a window
before I finally got my chance, before my boat comes in.
My
smallest daughter said she had a dream last night too, she dreamt we moved
house to the big white house we walk past
daily on the school run, and that we had a cat and a dog. The dog will
be called Subway. She was all excited as she told me. Children just love
animals, but I've said no animals till we get a bigger house. Somebody
somewhere has to find me and like me, and then publish me before our dreams can
come true. Or my 32 year old lottery ticket could finally come up trumps,
thought I doubt it.
You
never know whats around a corner my old boss once told me a long time ago, she
was right, I met the wife in a most unbelieveable way. Its all in Padre Pio and
Me and my Literary Criticism essays. Doors can be opened and closed, closed in
your face. For 3 years I stood by a door when I worked at a 4star deluxe hotel,
the whole world passed through as I was a 30 second living commercial for the
hotel. Best 3 years of my life in a way.
Doors
in the mind are the best doors to open, because they free you to experience
more, I'm not talking about taking pills or whatever, just in case any Old
Hippies are out there and reading this. Just open your heart and you will open
a door to experience more, to remove barriers that leave you in a box, full of
your own prejudices. Think of it as food, we always have this and we always
have that. Because thats the way we have always done things. Then we meet
somebody different and our food world changes, our doors are open. Imagine me
meeting a Shanghai girl 10 years ago , I told her fish and chips was haute cuisine.
Now you need a degree in oriental languages to know what's what in our fridge.
The kids love going to Subway as its a change from daily Chinese food. Thats
why if ever we move house the dog will be called Subway.
I'll
leave it at that now, though I can say that Fear opened one door for me. I was
so affraid of my Primary school teacher when I was 8 that I started to read
books, and it changed my life. Getting an old Bush radio from one of our
lodgers also opened another door for me, expanding your mind is a great
adventure. If you are lucky it leads to a corridor full of doors and
opportunities. I suppose writing these blogs as well as the essays and plays
and the comic novel is a door too, you the reader are seeing into my mind, I
just hope you like the view.
87.
Where
do the tears go when they are shed ©
By
Michael
Casey
Where
do the tears go when they are shed
While
I lie here crying on my bed
Do
the tears drip drip away and seep though
The floorboards and head for the sea.
Do
my tears join an ocean that rises and falls
Do
the tears yell and scream but only sea farers
Hear
them, do whales moan as they crash through them
Only
whales know of my distress as my tears groan
In
deep deep oceans in the unknown dark deep seas.
Do
my tears head north to the North Pole and Santa
Does
Santa Ho Ho Ho so much because he is trying to drown out
The
cries and sobs and tears held back for so many years.
Do
tears form ice shelves and become icebergs, silent and majestic
Like
giant cathedrals of ice. Is this the way to silent the voice of tears.
Frozen
in Time for 100s of years, the fears of today and yesterday are merged
As
one, gagged for eternity in an ice cathedral.
Will
everything be forgot, deep freezed, quick frozen like garden peas.
Do
my tears evaporate and head for the sky, joining the clouds as they pass by.
Are
my tears blown this way and that, are they taken far away over the ocean.
As
planes pass through the clouds that are my tears, can the passengers hear
Can
the passengers hear my tears, all my hopes and fears, or are my tears
Drowned
out by the in flight movie, 007 killing my prayers to heaven.
Do
my tears wash away my pain, my guilt, are they like mothers’ milk?
For
tears touch us all, they are like a morning mist that shrouds us.
For
tears are the dark dark night of the soul, a cold coat that covers us.
In
the morning we remember we fell asleep crying, but what of now?
Now
we’ve looked at our dead mum’s photo and think of what she would have said.
We
smile as we remember, her fight, her love, her spirit, her smile.
But
never tears, she shed no tears for us, she shed no tears for us.
Tears
will come, tears will come again, but they are just water, we are stronger
Than
mere water, we have a boat and that boat is Love.
****
I had this poem in my head so tonight I tried to a nail it down
88.
A_Famous_Life_an_Expired_Life_Words_from_Beyond_The_Grave
I
did my best, I tried to live a holy life, thinking of the next life and not
tied to this. But now I'm gone you turn me into an icon, I get 15minutes of
fame, after I'm dead, but those 15minutes last forever. I wanted a humble
grave, a quiet send off, only a brass band turned up. People spoke kind words
about me, some even meaning them, but for what? For vanity, for care, for
compassion to those I left behind, or to make themselves important by
association. I'm just a signpost pointing the way, go higher, don't stop at me,
the signpost, go higher. Go to heaven itself, not this ornate graveyard, with
people selling tee shirts with my name on. Go higher.
I'm
just a mother so remember me well, don't fight with one another, love one
another and help each other, if you want to remember me then remember those
words of mine. And I'm not angry with you any more, for that joke about Thomas
being the ideal name for an aethist. Breath the fresh air, sit on the grass in
our small garden and remember how as kids we all cut that grass by using small
pairs of sissors because we couldn't afford a lawn mower. Life goes on without
me, I never saw those pretty girls of yours, but God lets us see things
sometimes, and yes you are right I would have spoilt them if only I had lived
to see them. But my passing led to dad going into the old folks home, and it
was there where you met you wife, at least he held the 1st girl in his eyes
before he was called into Paradise. And do you know they have a beautiful
garden there, and for fun we are allowed to cut the grass with sissors, one
blade at a time. So enjoy your life and enjoy your family. Those prayers you
said for years brought tears to Heaven, and then by chance at a letter box she
met a man who ran the home, and that’s why she was there waiting for you,
waiting for you all the time, love is no crime. Hope and Tears and love, and I
did give cupid a push from above, and I'm so glad you didn't call anybody
Thomas.
89. Pink Floyd, Music and Me
I've
just watched a biography about Pink
Floyd's Dark Side of The Moon. It was very good, music really is the soundtrack
to our lives. Compared to Music, Writing is rubbish, Photography is better than
Writing too. The old saying a picture is worth 1000 words rings true. I used to
be surgically attached to a camera as my old boss used to say. Any company
event and I was there with my camera. Thats no longer true, but I use it to
illustrate the fact that I like photos, taking them and composing them.
Straight boring photos were people line up, like in 1950s school photos are
terrible. Photos should have energy, I did enter a competition to win a nice
new Nicon. but I don't think I've won. They wanted a cycle shot, like in Tour
de France. I sent in a photo of my daughter, then aged 3, riding a plastic
trycical in our back yard, she was wearing her pink pyjamas and some pearls
she'd stolen from my wife. If Nicon have a sense of humour then perhaps I'll
win after all. Anyways I hope that proves photos are more powerful than words.
Going back to music though, my brother used to have a reel to reel tape
recorder and a speaker through which he played music at high volume, to drown out the sound of the rest of us
while he was studying. Using this method he got into the best university. So it was then 40years agro that
my Love of Music began, at the time it was Cream music, which featured a young
Eric Clapton. I still have that speaker in my house. And as for Eric Clapton, I
almost carried his bags. Going back to my point though, Music touches us in
seconds, a Clapton riff, the first few notes of a piece played by a pianist on
a piano, a phrase by Michael Bulee. Musicians have power over us. So much
power. Perhaps the caveman who drummed on a skull with a bone from other
caveman he'd just eaten; perhaps he, perhaps he excited the cavewoman enough so
he could mate with her, and that led to
us, and me writing here in Birmingham England and with a press of the button
sharing my thoughts with the entire world. So a drumbeat on a skull was the
beginning of music, and sex and the continuation of our species. As for
writing, thousands of years had to pass before it began and could be used to
pass on stories. Storytelling started straight away, as the cavewoman told he
sister to get some of the action from the drummer. But the writer as such did
not start until thousands of years later. Perhaps that is why Music is deeper
within us, and why we hum and whistle or tap tap tap on the steering wheel
while we are stuck in traffic. If there are 3 words that can be writtern to
compare with the speed of Music's power, perhaps its " I Love You" ,
"I want you", "Come here...." Words like that, spoken, do
have power, but words have to be backed
up with better words, stronger words, the words on the page have to ignite to
get the reader to read more, to touch the reader. A poem or two of mine can
touch people when my poetry is on form, but, but it takes 30seconds for my
words to go from the page through somebody's eyes and then finally touch their
heart. And that's why I'll always be
jealous of drummers, even if the drums are made of leftover skulls from dinner.
90. Tempus Fugit - I am your
Future, you are my Past
Its
my smallest daughter's Birthday soon, this got me thinking. My sister sent some
presents over in advance and my daughter was delighted with her treasure, even
if it wasn't Winnie The Pooh but some other bear. Eyes lighting up as she went
through her bag of treasure, counting out the treasure just like the King in
his counting house. Her big sister observing and trying not to get jealous,
however she had some treasure of her own, my sister had sent some Maths quiz
books over to encourage her with her sums.
This
morning they were having a disco in their bedroom, with a DAB radio blasting
out Heart at high volume. I had an blue radio with holes in it like a sieve
when I was their age, it had MW & LW
on it. FM was not the standard yet in those days. IT was while listening to
that radio that we heard RFK had been shot, I remember running down stairs to
tell me mum, she was in the kitchen, she was always in the kitchen, she fell to
her knees and got her rosary beads from
her apron pocket.
A
few years later Frank who was one of our lodgers went back to Ireland to look
after his sick mum, her left all of his stuff behind, a full and heavy suitcase
plus a Bush Radio. He eventually came back and said we, thats me and my brother could have the radio. The Bush radio
is a classic design. It has a large strip carry handle, like a giant strip of
marzipan, it also has a giant saucer
dial with grooves in it, and as for the controls they were like dominoes, plus
a grooved wheel to turn for volume. That radio changed my life. Why? Well me
and my brother used to listen to the World Tonight with Douglas Stuart
reporting, which was a 30min news programme from the BBC Radio4 and best of all
it was followed by The Book at Bedtime. Because I started to listen to Radio 4
from the age of 10 or so I became addicted to Current Affairs as posh people
call it, News to you and me. The stories and plays were great too. Though after
20years of radio plays, The Radio 4 radio play style can have its shine taken
off. So that was my thing for 20years or so,I suppose that was what led me to
Writing. It also made me realise Radio is better than TV, as far as news goes.
Radio has more power and the picture don't get in the way of the story. IF you
try an experiment and listen to a news story then later watch the news and hear
the same story, you will realise that the Radio version is better. Those of you
in USA may not be able to do this experiment directly, so try closing your eyes
and listening to the news, then watch the same piece later. Ears are better
than Eyes.
Nowadays
DAB radio is the thing, though they use lots of electricity, but the sound
quality is so good. So my daughter has a DAB radio and that's her standard, small
radio but high quality. The Bush radio we had was bigger than a cereal box and
heavy too, but it did change my life. It was company for me when my brother
left home to do his gap year, before gap years were invented, as I struggled
with my Latin, my Bush radio was the sound in the background. Though I had
music on when I did homework, now as I write
this I have music on too but this time its via the computer. Where have
all the years gone, I look at my eldest daughter and she looks so much like me
when I was small over 40years ago. WE have a joke as we look into each others
eyes. "I am your future, you are my past."
91. What If
I
stumbled over this from a few years ago, perhaps you'll like it. The
attachments can be downloaded in seconds and then you can sample my 2 books and
a couple of plays. They all go well with a coffee and a donut
What
If (c)
By
Michael
Casey
What
if Today wasn't the 1st day of a New Year but the last Day of Your Life.
Who
would you hug, who would you kiss, who would you miss.
Who
would miss you, do you have a clue, and do you know why?
Would
your years of striving to be a good writer/teacher/cop or whatever still mean
so much to you .
Would
you miss making love in a tent high up in the mountains.
Would
you miss a real good coffee and donut on 7th and 4th.
Would
you miss the sales where you always bought nothing but shoes, shoes for work.
But the fun you had with the girls was worth it , because pals are fun.
Would
you miss Midnight Mass and Silent Night getting home exhausted and late and
crying for your late mother.
Would
you be too afraid that you'd not meet her again in the afterlife, or would that
be the only hope you'd cling too as you watched the hands on clock sweep around
faster and faster.
Would
you rail at the world and want to get your gun and shoot those bastards who'd
ruined your life in the past , even if all they ever did was steal your parking
place, or would you be all sweetness and light, dying peacefully without a
fight.
What
would be your parting words, would anybody remember you, small kindnesses
remembered and rewarded.
Remember
thou art dust and to dust thy will return is the Ash Wednesday phrase
Is
that how you want to be remembered?
Or
he made me laugh, he made me cry but I was always was happy when he was around
, I'll miss him yes , but I've not lost him because because a laugh lasts
forever.
That
is my hope, for the start of this New Year and new day, and everyday because we
all should live like today is our last because one fact is certain, one day it
will be , so make 'em laugh , make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh
Happy
New Year from this Comedy Writer Michael Casey
92. Pick Your Poem + (c) my new
childrens book
This
is my new childrens book, this is the first page or so, my big daughter is
going to do the drawings for it. Perhaps I'll end up as the new Raold Dahl
Pick Your Poem + (c)
by
Michael Casey + Annie
ONE
Dad
loves watches, he loves if they sparkle
BUT
THE SAD THING IS THEY ALWAYS BREAK.
He
told me that he got one for passing the 11 plus
I’m
not sure what that is, I think its when you are over 11
So
when dad was 11 and 1 day he got a watch. He said it was
from
one of the lodgers, Big Jim. Big Jim was like an uncle
to
my dad, he gave him things and when Big Jim died dad
got
lots of his things. But I was talking to you about watches.
Dad
has a very sweaty wrist, so when dad works his wrist gets
sweatier
and sweatier. So that the watch steams up, just like
when
mum is making rice and the kitchen window steams up, so
mum
has to ask dad to open the kitchen window to let the steam
go
out. She is very small you see, because my mum is from Shanghai
which
is in China, didn’t I tell you that already. Well you know now.
Unlike
a kitchen a watch does not have a window to open to let the
steam
out, the teacher in school told us that blind people do have
watches
with windows, but that’s not to let the steam out, its so the
blind
people can touch the time. So really dad should have a watch
like
that, then everything would be ok.
The
Photo is Mum and Dad a long time ago in the kitchen
Dad
has had lots of watches, not just steamed up watches but
he
breaks them too. Dad says its because he’s always been carrying
Things,like
heavy paper in computer rooms. He even told me that
Computers
used to be as big as washing machines, I think he was
telling
me lies, computers are as big as books everybody knows that,
so
I told him “liar, liar burn in fire” That’s what Irish Grandma
used
to say. He said one nightshift the glass came out of his watch,
so
dad glued it back on with superglue, only dad glued the hands of
the
watch together. Sometimes I think dad is stupid, but then he tells
me
stories so he cann’t really be that stupid. Mum says he’s her stupid
and
clever husband. Chinese Grandpa sent him a watch and dad hasn’t broke
that
one yet, he’s had it 6years perhaps all he needed since the 11 plus
was
a Chinese watch then he wouldn’t have broken 20 or more watches.
TWO
Tick toc tick toc
The hands on daddy’s watch go around
The hands are getting dizzy
The hands are going around and around
Tick Tock Tick Tock
The glass is steaming up,
its hot inside this watch.
Tick tock Tic Tock
The hands are slowing down
The hands are slowing down
Its steamier than a bathroom
Inside this watch
Tick Tock Tick Tock
The glass is all steamed up now
Tick Tock STOP
The watch is as quiet as a mouse
The watch has stopped forever
Tick Tock stop
If
you like what I've done so far then send me an email thanks. Michael
93. The Next Big Thing or how
my big daughter told me to write a
childreen’s book
The
kids finally go to bed and we can hear them rushing around and laughing.We
shout up the stairs telling them not to make such noise and be quiet or they
will wake the baby next door. But it does make us smile, me especially. Then my
big daughter sneaks downstairs to have a
chat while the other half of the family sleeps. Its nice, I used to have a
"social" with my mum when I was young, she's sit on the top step of
the stairs while I told her all my hopes and dreams, then she'd give me a
goodnight kiss and I went to sleep happy. Now over 40 years on I am doing the
same thing for my daughter, and not
doubt she will do the same with her children. Tonight I was explaining sibling
rivalry and how it was really a waste of time, I could never match my brothers
and their very high educational standards, I was me and they were them. Could
they write a poem such as this:-
Let There Be Light ©
By
Michael Casey
Let
my tears be my words
Let
the candle light be my eyes
Let
the flowers in bloom be my lips
Let
their scent be my blood
Let
the wind be my breath
Let
clouds be my mood
Let
children’s laughter be my hope
Let
widows’ sighs be my conscience
Let
a stranger’s prayers be my delight
Let
the bees be my wisdom
Let
the trees be my strength
Let
my patience reach to the stars
Let
me be always remembered in your prayers
Well
I don't think so, but they can drive, I have a driver in the form of my wife.
So I tried to explain this to my big daughter, how we were all different. Then
she got me to put her to bed,and tuck her in, then she said I should write
poetry for kids. So there you have it, I'll be trying to do that. It doesn't
take as long as writing a play ora novel, she said I should put Tears For A
Butcher on hold. The 1st chapter is written, and I've got ideas for 50% of the
rest of the book, but now I think I'll follow her request. Then she can do the
drawing for whatever I come up with. We did think of writing "My Silly
Family" a while back, but now while I try to find a job I have a bit of
time to try writing poetry and stories for children. So forgive me if I park my
new babies on this site. Does anybody remember Edward Lear and his Nonsense
Verse from 100 years and more ago, we can all check google for him after I have
finished writing this. So basically that's my next thing to do after I put it
on my to do list.
Goodnight
and God Bless as my mother used to say in the 60s.
94. Traffic and Bubble Bath
I
watched the film Traffic today, I recorded it the other night and left it on
our machine, so today I watched it. Everything was understated, it was directed
by Steve Sondoberg, I hope I got that right the credits were rolling fast. I
was impressed by the good Mexican cop who risked his life so much, he was a
very good actor. Michael Douglas also gave a very good performance. His
daughter slipped into drugs from being a very rich kid who was bored, in the
end she was a hooker to pay for her habit. Very seedy. The style of the film
also made in more interesting. How many awards it won I don't know. I could
Google and find out but I'm sure the film buffs reading this will tell me. In the
end Michael Douglas realised that his grand job was worth nothing compared to
the love of his daughter and his wife for that matter. Family is everything.
Bubble
bath is so nice, perhaps some may call me a girl for saying this but it is
true. A good old soak in the bath is great, especially with the radio for
company. Being like a Hippo for half an hour or until the water is no longer
hot IS great. You do come out all wrinkly a lot like a prune but it is great. I
know in USA its showers but I think a soak is always nicer. My wife likes
sauna, then a shower or a bath when she comes back from the sauna at the bottom
of our street. My old uncle Dan in Boston loved the public sauna too back in
1980 I was taken there when I was on holiday. But back to bubble bath, it is a
kind of church. Why do I say church, before you have cartoons in your mind let
me explain. You are at your most relaxed when you are lying there in a warm
environment with nice aromas around you. Its a kind of womb, and if you put
your ears under the water then things sound how the outside world sounds to an
unborn baby. In the bath or should I say tub, in the bath you can relax and all
the day's problems can dissolve. You are probably closer to your god too, no
outside events crowding your time and mind, I'd bet too that people pray more
while they are all alone in the bathroom. You are all alone and there are no
barriers, you are literally naked before
God. No expensive suits and designer jewelry, you cannot be pompous and
powerful when you are naked and looking like a prune and covered in bubbles.
Inventors probably get their best ideas when they are in a bath. Don't let us
forget Archimedes in his bath either.
But
why am I linking Traffic and Bubble Bath? Drugs kill and corrupt. Bubble bath
turns us back into kids and cleans us. Our minds, our imagination are our
greatest gift. We may be thrown into jail but we still have our minds. We may
be doing a job we hate, but our minds are free. Drugs are just a passing high. But if you have your mind,
your imagination then you have something to play with which is more powerful
than any drug. An imagination is even more powerful than Nuclear Weapons. And
man's imagination can bring an end to nuclear weapons.
Perhaps its in our baths covered in bubbles
and hot water that we know just how great Peace is and how Peace and NOT drugs
should be shared around. So starting one person at a time we can influence Life
on Earth.
p.s.
while I was cleaning the car park of CPNEC
that's
when the idea for Tears For A Butcher
came
to me. Imagination is our greatest gift.
95. Extended Christmas
We
have a lot of snow in England at the moment, some even say its the worst Winter
in 30 years.The Infant school opened only to shut down on the first day at
Midday. The Junior school over the road stayed open, they did let you take the
kids home if you had a sibling at the Infant school. Both schools are at the
top of the hill, literally on the brow of the hill, with the soup bowl woods
just behind the Junior school. I decided it was safer to walk than drive the
car, so JJ stayed while I walked the kids up the hill. I kept on saying
"remember this", as we listened to the sound of the snow crushing
under our feet. I got them to observe the snow as we walked to school, the
pretty natural "pictures" they
could see and how they could draw them
in the future. I encouraged them to observe the shapes, I want them to
have memories for the future. When they have children and grandchildren they
can tell them about the big winter of 2009/2010, just how pretty it all looked.
They may even remember me. After
school we went through the woods ,the
snow looked great behind the school as I showed the girls. There must have been
150 people all enjoying the snow and maybe 15 people with sledges, any of you
film fans out there will remember "Rosebud" and citizen Kane, so I
needn't say any more. For me though it was an opportunity to plant seeds in my
kids imagination, joy and love and snow. Today and the weekend we missed another
load of snow but there may be more tomorrow. In fact it was noticably milder
and the snow in the back garden wasn't rock solid, it had melted enough to make
a snowman. So I started a snowman for my girls and when they get back from
school together we can finish it off. These simple pleasures are what makes
family, so I hope wherever you are reading this you do the same for your own family.
96. Junk Mail and how to destroy
it and all of their computers
I
don't know about you but junk mail is a total bore. I think I'm world famous
now, why? I get 20 a day, sometimes
more. Sometimes for fun I reply and give them rubbish information. You always
get the story that they are dying of cancer and they want to leave you all
their money. Or the subject line is "from the desk of barrister James
Pooh" and other such gems. I saw on tv news how in one place in Africa
there were a line of computers and a teacher at the front who had written the
fake story on the blackboard and they were all typing it out. Junk emails also
come from China too and all corners of the globe. HOTMAIL ALERT please send us
all your info or lose your hotmail. Phshing scams galore, and I click them out
of existance. If I had Captain Kirk's technology then I'd vapourise them. If only
Bill Gates would let me hit return and them send a magnetic pulse in an email
so I could wipe their computers, and far far worse. I'm sure everybody who
reads this is agreeing with me. Oh don't forget the 1,000,000,000 I've just won
according to the junk email, just send my details and then they'll ask for a
100 to cover expenses and then they'll
post a check for 1,000,000,000. And yes I just to attention when its from the
desk of barrister James Pooh. And don't let us forget they are believers,
DECIEVERS and crooks and liars that is what they really are. With each email address that is zapped they
get an even more improbable new address. I still think Bill Gates should let me
send a zapping email that wipes their hard drive. But he's too busy trying his new
Google phone. Hey Bill can you just put that down for as second and help me
with this email. However somewhere in the wide world somebody who has English
as a 2nd language may end up reading this and think Bill Gates is sitting on
the chair next to me sobering up after stealing all my beer from the fridge,
and then I'll end up will 200 junk emails a day. But as we all know today is
Thursday 7th Jan and every Thursday that is also the 7th Bill goes bowling with
the President, not the USA President, but with the President of the
Michael Casey appreciation society and they read all my stories from my
site www.michaelgcasey.multiply.com
AND
IF YOU BELIEVE ANY OF THIS THEN YOU BELIEVE IN FAIRIES, or you are still
reading from a Blackboard......
97.
Horror
Story and other stuff
I
asked my daughter for an idea then I'd write a story, just as we all used to do
when we were kids in school. She said "Pain" as I hurt my back again
recently and it took 2 weeks to heal. But I decide to write about Horror
instead. As I speak the kids are in bed, either that our they are staying in
their room and drawing. Drawing is big in our house. My wife is very good and
can ever do calligography in Chinese symbols. My own brother can also draw
well, so I'm pleased its being passed down the generations. Me, I'm just
rubbish.
What
about horror? Well you meet somebody and then they turn out different to what
you expected, so that in a way is a horror story. As for real horror films, or
suspense films they tend to be polarised. You have the buckets of blood ones,
which I cannot really watch. Or the suspense ones, with the creek on the
stairs. I think the creek on the stairs ones are better, buckets of blood ones
tend to be just that, all buckets of blood and no plot. I saw the Lost Boys
recently on TCM it was funny and had a good plot and did not rely on too much
blood. My wife hides behind her hands when the suspense ones are on. It was
film that brought us together, watching films, and yes we are a kind of Adams
Family, when my young daughters friends arrive I say "welcome to the adams
family" , sharing a good film does break down barriers.
Japanese films are good too, the cartoons that
are so well drawn, we saw one this afternoon it had even won an oscar, best of
all it was on BBC so there were no adverts to ruin the film. Its still funny
when we see an old film and its the first time my wife has seen it in English,
or without Chinese subtitles. But then I watch Chung Ying Fat in some things
and I'm raving about it. My wife just gives me a potted history of all the
stars and who is married to who. So films
are our joy, so don't switch off the lights I'm going to bed now and
I'll make lots of noise as I go up the scared, just to frighten away any ghosts
that may be there.
98.
How to bribe the kids while the wife is at the
dentist
Well,
just how do you bribe the kids while the wife is at the dentist? The answer is
Dr Who, a science fiction action show for all the family. Goggle will reveal
all. My kids knew there were 2 Dr Who episodes on tonight on 2 different
stations. They reminded their best friend and her nana on the way home,it was
so important not to miss one.
Once
home we had 2 hours before Dr Who started.So books out and must be read before
any tv. Apart from me and Tv news, I watch BBC, Sky, Fox News. My girls
hammered the books and I prepared their meal. Mini instant 3 minute pizza,
followed by milk and bananas and oranges.
Normally
its Chinese food made by my wife, rice with everything,so what I dish up is a
change for them. Its three saucepans on the go and my wife stiring just like the witches in Macbeth,
ubble, bubble, boiland eye of newt and tail of bat. That's how I tease her, you
have to, its what she'd grown use to
after 10years or so.
The
kids ate and I watched the news. Then the reading all done it was wash then Dr
Who, I got them to get all cleaned
up so they could watch Dr Who back to
back. Dr Who then bed, everything all done by 8pm. Well so much for the plan.
The 1st episode I did not want to watch again so I browsed the Internet, just
in case Tiger Woods had stopped by.
The
2nd episode of Dr Who was set in ancient Pompeii, on Volcano Day. I have
actually been there, back in 1995 its a great sight to see. If you ever get the
chance then do go, but no doubt Google can reveal lots for you. So I enjoyed Dr
Who with the kids, I should say that Dr Who started 40 years ago when I was a
kid, it was reinvented recently and has won awards like the British equivalent
on a Tony award. Yes that good. Dr Who does not die he just grows a new body
and carries on, he's over 900 years old.
I'd love to see his 401 plan. So Dr Who ended and the kids went to bed.
Result.
My
wife arrived late, I knew she'd gone off for an adventure. Only to CostCo for
margarine, with the coins she'd stolen from my wallet all in the name of car
park machines. I had wanted to go with her tomorrow because you can get a great
hot dog and a soda and a soda refill for 1,47 which is 2.25 in dollars I think.
So I had missed my chance for a hot dog. She did have some news though. Her
wisdom teeth would be taken out in January, and they wanted to pay her
150pounds or 220dollars IF she let them try a new anaesthetic. So they would be
the witches and she would be in the pot so to speak. I told her she should have
said NO.She had said No already. Then she told me the date. The date for her
wisdom teeth to come out will be my dad's 8th anniversary of his death.
99.The First Christmas Card
My
daughter brought her first Christmas card home from school today, so in time
honoured tradition I picked her up and we placed it on top of the kitchen
cupboards. In fact she had 5 cards, so we bunched them all together so that
when the avalanche of cards arrives we willhave room for them all. Back in the
days when me and my sister lived at home there were stings going backward and
forward across the living room and the
tally was 200 or even 250, my sister was/is very popular so her cards were the
bulk of those that the Casey family got.
So
now 25years and more further on I hold up my daughters and we display the
cards. Soon the kitchen space will be full so then I perch the cards on the
paintings that we have on the walls, then we fill the space on top of the telly
with more cards. Christmas is on its way. My brother came with cards and
presents for the girls. I hid the presents and they will have to wait 3 more
weeks before they get them. They love
their uncle because he always brings something, he does look a bit like santa
too what with his huge white beard. Our mother no doubt blesses all her
children from Heaven, we continue the love without her.
My
youngest was at a Birthday party tonight so I took her big sister with me when
I went to fetch her home. We went up the shopping street and could see the
Christmas lights as they were switched on tonight. We also noticed how the
posher streets than ours were so dark, at least our street lights were
brighter. We passed by one of my dream houses, but again in the gloom I did not
like it so much. Bringing the small one
home we got her to close her eyes and walk, she didn't cheat either then on the
count of three she opened her eyes to see all the pretty colours that make up
the shopping street Christmas
decorations. she was impressed.
Walking
home we observed all the Christmas trees and lights that people had in their
own homes, nice and pretty. Though it does remind me of County Kerry when
everybody has a light in the window, so you can look from Cromane over to Inch
on the Dingle Peninsula and see all the lights in the windows. I think its to
guide the 3 kings, but ask your own local priest or Fr. Google may know. Though
it was in 73 when I remember it the most. We
were all much younger then. Christmas is a time of Love and Family, a
time of watching The Bishop's Wife with Cary Grant. Of watching a Christmas
Carol with a tear in our eye, eating too much and spilling ice cream over the
new jumper your aunty had just given you. So you will have to wash it first
before you give it away to the Salvation Army. But most of all it is a time of
Hope.
100. Pub to Bus Wisdom?
I
went to see a friend and his crew today, a few beers followed by a noodle bar,
a few jokes too. Time really does fly when you are enjoying yourself. 40 years worth of time to be exact, I've know
BigD since grammar school, 40 years ago. In fact my mother knew his grandmother
for years before we ever met. He remembers our exam scores from 40years ago. He
credits me with much more than I really
am. Though I do use him for references, why
because he went to University, in fact he is Dr BigD PhD, I had him sign his name at my wedding too,
just so my kids in the future would be impressed by it all. Mind you once I
married into a Chinese family and met Chinese folks a PhD was quiet common. If
there are 1350,000,000 people you had better have a great CV or you'd get
nowhere. Also at my wedding was William and Cindy. Cindy was a beach
babe/lifeguard from Taiwan and her
husband William was Dr William and his PhD was in Metalurgy, and my dad was a
Blacksmith, so William was both impressed and honoured to meet my dad. On the
bus BigD, which is his nickname because he is so small and BigD was a brand of
peanuts 40years ago. On the bus BigD was telling me how he had to take a few
exams every year so that he stayed certified as a Path Lab person, obviously
I'm totally ignorant of all things medical. On my wedding day JJ and BigD were
doing chemical equations on a napkin in McDonalds, jj the wife has a chemistry
degree so they have something in common. BigD once had chicken's feet cooked
for him by jj at our house, he thinks I'm a girl for not trying them. The bus
carried on so I asked had he made his Will yet, what with swine flu around,
besides he could always leave me his stamp collection. Then I'd buy a bigger
house. Sadly he said he wanted to be burnt with all his worldly goods with him
, a bit like a Viking I suppose. I told him JJ wanted to be cremated too, but I
told her I'd just bury her in the back yard. Yes we did get a few strange looks
from people on the bus, but we had alcohol and chinese in us so we didn't care.
He told me he'd send a postcard from Seattle, he's been going there for 8
years, so Christmas time is his vacation time. Then he stumbled off the bus, my
stop is 3 stops more down the road. So I got off and did my usual sprint down
the Bearwood rd. I noticed a half price bed in one shop, IF I can squeeze it
into my dog leg stairs then I may get a new bed for Christmas. Then getting
home I managed to fix the computer, 1st law of electrics, unplug and rest and
then try again. So it worked. I also entered a win a watch competition on a
watch website. So if I win then I'll have a nice new watch, a 250dollar
automatic one, it will be my Christmas present.
At the moment I wear one donated by my Chinese dad the year before he
was tragically killed in Shanghai. But I did meet him when I went to Shanghai
in 2000, and he agree with me, he was the only one who agree with me that
sending jj back to tell all my bad points WAS the right thing to do. And the
rest is history or you can have a look at the photos section. That's about it
really, oh by the way tomorrow our youngest is a sheep in the Nativity Play so
I'm looking forward to that. And then 14-18 Feb is Chinese New Year. So
Goodnight Wherever You Are, HIC
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