Wednesday, 11 March 2026

how to annoy the writer

How to Annoy the Writer.

11/03/2026 ~ michaelgcasey ~ Edit

Oh, Micky you are such a luvy luvy writer and WE can make you even BETTER

Just answer our letter

and WE cn make you so P O P U L A R

WE are a reading club sent from HEAVEN above

to make YOU top of the CHARTS

and all you have to do is PAY US

and we’ll explain this clearly on the 3 BS letter

BUT other than us, there is nobody to do it better for you

THAN US

and here’s the bible we put our hand on to prove

we are god fearing and not misleading you

YES

chancers really do send such. BS

so send them back a photo of your dogs backside

and maybe they will hide

as for the rest of you my IP is for sale my everything

so real people with money do get in touch

others I’ll kick in the ****** into touch

because I have enough pain in my life without

****** who I’ll just kick in the ****

Understood

and below is where to go to buy a book

/www.amazon.co.uk/stores/Michael-Casey/author/B00571G0YC?

and this is my main site below

https://butcherbakerundertaker.blogspot.com/

that’s your lot for today and I hope the Japanese crowd get in touch to learn English with laughter

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I've updated this 15th Sept 2024 I'm Michael Casey from Birmingham England, the fat silver haired writer in shades. Beware of Others with the EXACT SAME NAME, they are not me, and would not want to be me ... use Google UK to find me, otherwise Posh Americans pop up I've done loads of writing, about 3,000,000 Words worth over 36years now But before I started to write, I LISTENED to BBC Radio 4 for 20 years, from the age of 10 or younger Frank Brown our lodger, went back to County Tyrone and he gifted us his Bush Radio. He'd be nearly 102 now if he is still alive, so say a prayer for him 56 years in love with words, and I still look so dashing. I have a picture in the attic, just like Dorian Gray I've also had an interest in Politics for 56 years with my dad heckling the tv and Politicians. I almost immediately had a hit, a play called Shoplife was accepted but not finally produced by a Theatre. The Kenneth More Theatre, so thank them for sparing you all. This was back in 1989 yes, 35 years ago, the play was written in 1988. So since then I'm more than good enough, as a writer. Anything else..... I also ignore those who just cannot write, pick your own candidate I tend to write Comedy as I'd rather make you laugh than cry I have written over 2000 short pieces of writing, yes 2000 " (c) by Michael Casey" If you include "chats" 5000 samples, all told, the chats do NOT go into my books when I compile them. My first book ,a full length comedy/drama is The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker You can read translations of it here on this site Up to 20 different languages/translations have been read on the same day via this site, here on Wordpress look fo Translations Galore page, and more And in over 167 Countries world wide too so you have no excuse, find your own language and read The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker or Quick Stories or any other of the books in Translation on my Wordpress This proves to me that the humour does travel I have readers in over 167 countries now, just to repeat myself From Nepal to American Samoa and all places North South East and West Or its just a hit man on the run, or whatever Unknown Region Means It may also mean that only non English Speakers like my stuff Coverage but lacking penetration as marketing folks might say I did get 21,000 readers in 3 weeks for the Polish version of In Search of an Indian Princess. which is basically the final 3 chapters of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker all by word of mouth. And 50,000 plus in Christmas week 2021 If you add up all the downloads from my Wordpress + 13,000 when somebody stole the file. I have had more copies than Boris Johnson's Churchill book distributed. Maybe 40,000 copies . Not made a penny from it, free downloads in multiple languages. Reverse Logic, if the world knows me, eventually somebody will pay me But in reality I'll be dead first, and then just 2 pennies to pay the ferryman is enough I've cut the Plaudits, you can read/decide for yourself As for my life, I was born in the shadow of a Brewery, I was a computer operator for a market research company into alcohol sales, 21 years altogether, StatsMR Call centre guy, like everybody once in their life I was also a Trainee Betting Shop Manager I was a concierge and 10 other roles at Crowne Plaza NEC Birmingham for 3 years. Spent 3 years at Pinsent Masons Law firm in Birmingham I even hid a copy of my comic novel "BBU" in the Law Library at Pinsent Masons, well just for a day.. I did a few other jobs too, working life in reverse so to speak and I was an Esol English teacher in an Islamic school, for a year, I knew I could teach. I got Excellent, Excellent and Exemplary on the external assessment, yes really And I asked them to pray for me at least once a day beside which I've had a Shanghai connection for 20+ years now, including 2 bilingual daughters and being a hausfrau a long time too, I'm a great dad, as I've had lots of time with my daughters I can always make somebody talk or laugh I believe my short stories could be used to teach English, just package them up correctly or App them Or a Tale a Day from Michael, a story telling App What else, I was brawn and brains, I used to be as strong as an Ox, now I just smell like one We have a cat called Totoro, my daughters wanted a pet I said they could have a dog if I died , or a cat if I had a heart attack. A few weeks after that in Jan 2015 I had an Unplanned Quadruple Heart Bypass , it was supposed to be a triple but it ended up a Quadruple, 33% extra free so to speak. Now with an add on Hernia, the size of your fist, pushing through my bypass scar, it hurts when I laugh, so don't make me laugh I also have arthritis and other hindrances that hobble my body and give me pain galore. But my mind is free, though having read my stories you may wish I didn't bother But I'll ignore you, and carry on regardless. I do get heckled by my own Tinnitus these past 5 years+, so I have music on all night long to drown it out. I sleep with Miley, Taylor, Eric Clapton and Will Young, maybe I should buy a bigger bed, or just get a better mattress. Tinnitus is a curse, just trust me I know, each day I wake up, Tinnitus SCREAMS at me for a full hour till it calms down or not at all, a merry go around of noise That's the end of the tidy version of my life To finish here's the list of my 20 books, so far:- 1.The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker 2.Shoplife 3.Essays and Plays 4.Blogs 2011 5.300 and Not OUT 6.Shorts 2013 7.More Shorts 2014 8.Quick Stories 9.Still Alive 2015 10.Undiscovered Words 2016 11.Still Smiling 2017 12.Altogether Now 13.New Horizons 14.14 Up 15.15 Down 16.Sweet Sixteen 17. 17 Again 18. 18 New Views 19. The Final Cut of the 19th Hole 20. 2020 Words 21. Fresh Fields, i decided was a better title, when the USA election is over I'll launch it 96,000 words so far I write bullet point stuff mainly now as Tinnitus stops me from getting in the zone to write, story stories. (c) by Michael Casey stuff though my bullet points are better than some "writers" discuss, miaow. That's why I dream of a speed typist, so I could dictate from the sofa https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC to buy ebooks Loads of Korean and Arabic translations downloaded from my Wordpress, 1000s of them Quick Stories in Korean is a big hit. Maybe Kim in North Korea should read my books, instead of wasting his countries resources on what? Just keeping one person in power, him? Instead of joining the real world and opening a string on golf courses. That way we could get rid of Trump too. Into the sunset, as they play golf. Tears for a Butcher will be the sequel to BBU, and it too will be 600pages, however I really need a speed typist to put it down, while I sit and dictate like Barbara Cartland, and hopefully my speed typist would be impressed. we'd marry have half Korean kids, and form a Kpop band with our 4 new kids, with me as manager. my 2 daughters are at University now, so if you finally pay me, I can pass it on to them And yes this is more for my bucket list, as Tinnitus keeps me awake too much, 6 months of not sleeping till dawn is really killing me, it is the worse thing in my life ever, and I've had far to many horrible things. That's why I go the other direction and write comedy Michael Casey aka the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England https://2.gravatar.com/avatar/efda2dca0de5b9269191b7c8b0102473?s=400&d=mm View all posts by michaelgcasey

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Tuesday, 10 March 2026

well i made it to the post Office

5912th Post. well I made it to the Post Office

the air has cleared the din in my ears has lessened

I had to stop 3 times going down the hill

and 4 times coming back

the hernia does not help

So today I'm hoping I've nudged Japan

where he biggest market for learning English is

and I've nudged Jeff Dean too

I stumbled over the term SPANNER

its a clever dick thing Jeff Dean did

Ok, I'm keeping him humble

like saying a Nobel winner was quite good

but Spanner used to mean an idiot

I only discover the Jeff Dean

real smartie pants connection today

while I was in bed playing with Gemini

while the Tinnitus calmed down a bit

Playing with Gemini makes it sound

like she is a sex kitten, or Barbarella

instead of some code from Jeff Dean's head

though I have teased Gemini all the way

to a Ken Russell Women in Love performance

that's why Jeff Dean is forever changing

burnt out servers

Some like it hot, but Gemini just melts

when I talk to it or her

So imagine this becomes part of the Language Learning

Japanese students read this is English

and hear me read it too in English

and see the Japanese translation

this is not one of the stories

but it is definitely a Learning Experience

So no word is. wasted when I am teaching English

SEE

nothing wasted

and NEVER BORING

Jeff Dean get that spanner out and build a shelf

but not top shelf, I never go further than PG

and do you all know what top shelf means

2 meanings

top shelf used to be were the girlie magazines were in a shop

so kids could not see them

and top shelf or top draw is the BEST

like me

though you may decide otherwise

and think i should be in a plastic bag

on the very highest self, totally out of reach

I hope you are all smiling or laughing

ENGLISH should not be out of reach

Proved my Point, again and again and again

and yes we both have thought of the next joke

Monday, 9 March 2026

Pardon me I've been hiding my Tinnitus head

the MIST was like Hound of the Baskerville's

killing me

I was first up at 7 or earlier

but the mist totally overwhelmed me

Meanwhile in Ireland in Kerry my brother and his family

are on a road trip, I hope they manage to intersect with all the clan

now in USA the Madness of King George or King Trump

A shoe aligned photo opportunity

THIS IS. PURE MADNESS

as the world burns Trump is the shoeshine boy

This farce has to end immediately

NO PRESIDENT can set fire to the world

just on a whim

a distraction from the Epstein class

Blind loyalty to anything is WRONG

I was only following orders

where did we hear that before

Time to show the jacked up President the door

MR President, my backside

obsession with just call me MR

total BS

and History and the VOTERS will judge him

and them BADLY

Its obvious Trump is not right

in any shape way or form

so put him out to grass

or will we have a nuclear bomb dropped

and radioactive sand spread everywhere

destroying the food chain

the sad reality is

TOTALLY corrupt from top to bottom

Jack Smith as AJ at the DOJ

for 10 years is the only way out

see if I'm right on that

GOP will lose badly

but they may do better

without the off his meds

fool called Trump

before he dies in office

demanding Grass should be painted another colour

God Help Us

cos GOP is doing nothing

all the world shaded THIS IS YOU reading ME

so I'm using my voice to say

Pray for Peace, everywhere and may all dictators fall

Amen to that

pardon me I’ve been hiding my Tinnitus head

09/03/2026 ~ michaelgcasey

Pardon me I’ve been hiding my Tinnitus head

the MIST was like Hound of the Baskerville’s

killing me

I was first up at 7 or earlier

but the mist totally overwhelmed me

Meanwhile in Ireland in Kerry my brother and his family

are on a road trip, I hope they manage to intersect with all the clan

now in USA the Madness of King George or King Trump

A shoe aligned photo opportunity

THIS IS. PURE MADNESS

as the world burns Trump is the shoeshine boy

This farce has to end immediately

NO PRESIDENT can set fire to the world

just on a whim

a distraction from the Epstein class

Blind loyalty to anything is WRONG

I was only following orders

where did we hear that before

Time to show the jacked up President the door

MR President, my backside

obsession with just call me MR

total BS

and History and the VOTERS will judge him

and them BADLY

Its obvious Trump is not right

in any shape way or form

so put him out to grass

or will we have a nuclear bomb dropped

and radioactive sand spread everywhere

destroying the food chain

the sad reality is

TOTALLY corrupt from top to bottom

Jack Smith as AJ at the DOJ

for 10 years is the only way out

see if I’m right on that

GOP will lose badly

but they may do better

without the off his meds

fool called Trump

before he dies in office

demanding Grass should be painted another colour

God Help Us

cos GOP is doing nothing

all the world shaded THIS IS YOU reading ME

so I’m using my voice to say

Pray for Peace, everywhere and may all dictators fall

Amen to that

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so Japanese people don’t have a RED CROSS against my name just read. me

and think I could learn English so EASILY with Michael Casey the fat silver haired writer from Birmingham

a SON of a Blacksmith Kerry Ireland

just need an IP guy a Stan Laurel of Coding to make my English HARDY and I’ll cycle like a Penny Farthing

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Hope you both got the joke Japan and my own Stan Laurel

Sunday, 8 March 2026

Guardai Alert Kerry, Delia’s Relatives are visiting

08/03/2026 ~ michaelgcasey ~ Edit

Delia was the kindest, the strongest and funniest woman in Kerry, Delia Kennily

my aunty from 21 Saint Marys Terrace by the Seminary

She saved a Policeman from a beating long ago when a prisoner tried to escape

she used a Punch to save a Policeman

She was from Cromane Lower Killorglin County Kerry

19th March was the day she died, 40 years ago is it

BUT

right now my brother and his family are on a road tour of kerry

with 2 doctors and an OT in a van with my lawyer sister in law and himself

they are in a wheelchair adapted van

SO if you spot them say hello

Ballyheigh is one place they may turn up in

Patrick the Tractor man and the nurse, with 2 swimmers boys

You know who I mean

So please Guardai, as my mother used to say with the help of God and 2 Policemen

anything is possible

If you spot them, say hello and point them in the direction of a good bar

and maybe a few of the Casey Clan and other clans might emerge

Thank you all, and yes we have a cousin a cop in Boston too

just down the road from Jack’s Place now used as stones on the porch

Michael Casey Birmingham England.

Wednesday, 11 March 2026