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"Hello, are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin. It is Thursday, the 20th of August. I've got some music in the background behind me on an old phone which I use just for music, and the battery's nearly going. So, I'll have to fix that—see if it's worth fixing.
Now, you've all heard about the saga of the phone. John Lewis claiming to be lovely people and all this compassionate—when push comes to shove, they're just money-grubbers. So, there you go. Hopefully, they'll get their finger out and fix it. And if you say "pissed off" or "taking the piss," you're accused by them of being abusive language, which is another kick in the head while you're on the ground with all your diseases, proving that they're just shallow. It's all talk, no action.
Now, you know the thing in the Bible, the good and bad sons? "Oh yeah, Dad, I'll do it," and he doesn't bother. And then the other son says he won't do it, but does bother. Who counts most? The one that actually does it. So if you say you're going to do something, do it. And if you don't do it, and then you're just malingering, etcetera, it's not nice. And if you expect to get away with it, you won't. So, there you go.
I got—I'm messed up, but I'm not disabled. And I do have a brain, and it is a PhD-level brain. Though you might think it isn't until you actually talk to me, and then you'll think, "Gosh, he does have a brain." [1] I've given up pretending to be just the fool because when I was in the hospital, and there was no water, and the hospital should not have opened without no water in the waiting room for 200, and they broke the law as well, but I'll get them in the end, too. So it's the hospital breaking the law, it's John Lewis breaking the law, it's my local council who couldn't be bothered until somebody's dead and splat on the pavement. And when I spoke to the bishop, and I spoke to the other bishop, and I even took it up to the Pope, what did they do? Nothing. They'd rather give brazillions to bushes, yeah, foliage, than bother to save the kids' lives. And if I were to sell my IP, they'd say, "Oh, can we have put a blue plaque on your house because it's so lovely to commemorate?" And then the answer is no, never, because you'd rather have a red splatter of blood on the pavement and let the kids die, instead have a pretentious little thing on my house. Yeah, I am annoyed, and I am disappointed. That was the word that the BBC female reporter used, disappointed, because they are as shallow as sht. Ooh, I've used the "sht" word.
Now, moving onwards and backwards, it is 20 past 8. I went to bed late—at 1:30 or so, by the time I hummed and hawed and so on, and then I don't sleep, etcetera. So now I'm up, I've had breakfast, I've fed the cat. I hope—I'm probably speaking too fast for to get this transcript—transcribed. So in the ideal world, in the future, because I have left shoulder arthritis, which means I can't type for more than an hour without the—the arthritis kicking off. And when it does kick off, morphine is not strong enough. Because when I was in hospital and there was no water, the morphine—the pain was so much, I said to the doctor, "Will you check in my heart because of the heart quadruple bypass, etcetera, in the past. But if I don't get my painkiller, I'm going to be screaming, so I'm going to go—go back home because you haven't got anything strong enough." [1] And the doctor says, "Have you got morphine at home?" I says, "No." "Well, I'll give you some morphine." That was basically cutting to the chase. But even with the morphine, it wasn't strong enough. So I have got some slap-on painkiller which I found on Amazon, which works because it goes straight to the area, it doesn't have to go through my body and be digested and stop the pain, etcetera. And by having those painkillers, they're bad for my kidney, which is now Stage 4, what is it, 17 GFR? Yours, at your age, would be 80; mine's 17, yeah? [1] So I'm in the danger zone for wonderful, wonderful dialysis where they have to plug you in and you have to have a tube attached. Oh, lovely as I am, but a tube attached as well, you know? And I was thinking, should I bother, you know, the quality of my life? And people say, "Oh, you know—" No, it's the quality of your life. It's pointless living till you're 95 and blaming the medical profession, "She was only 95, she died, it's your fault!" [1] We all have a time and tide, and I accept mine because I have a faith. I'm not as shallow as sh*t as the majority of people. Ooh, it's so harsh today. No, I'm telling you the truth.
People are shallow. They're more concerned with the size of Kim Kardashian's ass and who has done click this and click that. And one poor girl in China has taken a selfie and she fell out of her crane and died. You know, people on bungee ropes and, you know. It's the shallowness and mediocrity of society now, which is tragic—it is really, really tragic. We've come to this, and in America, you have the manosphere—"We're a man!"—it's rubbish. The real man is the—the guy that stays at home and washes his old ma—old mom, to her embarrassment and his own, because they can't afford a carer. Because Donald Trump has taken away all the money and given it to his friends, and the corruption stinks—you can smell it from here in England. And what's he going to do? Invade—invade Poland like—like Hitler, or invade Scotland so he could get a hole-in-one? And that's a metaphor for something else.
Yes, perhaps this is a diatribe, but it's also true. Stop and think. Who has got the money in America? What are they doing with it? How have they helped? How have they helped? No, you have cover-ups because they're abusing underage girls so they wouldn't get sex disease, and then they're being blackmailed by Epstein, who got inside of tips because "I won't tell if you give me a tip." [1] That's how it seems to me from—from following it over here. And then, "I am the king, I'm—I'm the kingmaker," says Trump, and they're so shallow. And why do they do it? Because perhaps, in America, you get free healthcare for life, which nobody can afford because of all the restrictions. So, be a politician, vote for the—for the hers, and get free healthcare for life. So is that the only reason they do it? I'm highly suspicious it is, which is terrible. It's an indictment on their society. "Oh, he's a communist." [1] Jesus was a socialist. He gave things away, he—look, five loaves and two fishes, water into wine, he even raised his best friend from the dead because Jesus wept—Lazarus, etcetera. And now does anybody condemn him? No, because it's communist to condemn him. Grow up, buy a dictionary, learn something instead of everybody in their little cul-de-sac of ignorance reading different newspapers. I read four or five, and I follow the news. But read, open your eyes. Maybe listen to MeidasTouch Network on—on the YouTube. They're a bit too um, happy-clappy Democrat. And the Democrats could still lose, yes they could still lose, because "It's communist, it's communist, it's communist." [1] Buzzwords—don't let them use buzzwords against you. Use common sense, repeat the message, stay on message. What has Trump done? Who has he helped? Who has made all the money? Is it a coincidence that his family get all these contracts from the government just after they joined this? Why are the judges doing this? What's Cannon doing all this? Why have they suppressed this? Why, why, why? Who, what, where, when, why? It doesn't matter he had all these top-secret things in his ballroom, in the bathroom? For God's sake! What's so special about Trump? Nothing. He's a liar, he's a conman. We all know that, a liar and a conman. It's been proven, it's been held up in court. His charities have been stopped from doing stuff because they stole money from a charity to buy what, a portrait of himself?
Yeah, this is just—just looking. Bching—that's some—the kind of phone somewhere on me. So, what—what are you going to do about it? What can you do? You can get off your backside and vote. The voting levels in America are terrible. Get off your backside and vote. Well, I know it's terrible because you have to go and vote, get a childcare, and all this. But it—it keeps on getting more and more horrendous. And perhaps, you have to have um Jack Smith, the—the one who did all the investigation, he would have to be Attorney General for 12 years to sort out the mess, the corruption, the rife corruption. The judges, even the—even the—the GOP-appointed judges are saying, "This is so corrupt, you're literally lying to me, lying to me on these depositions, so I'm sending you back to your bar association so you can be struck off, so you cannot work in the trade because you're so corrupt." [1] And you have what's his name, Todd Blanche. Todd Blanche, give me strength. The corruption is rife. So, as hard as it is to get up to vote, and they are so corrupt, you have to get out and do something, or do you want to be another tin-pot country? And they're so badly organised, your sailors on board for nine months and Mr Bone-Spur himself who never did anything, your sailors are jumping overboard, all the plumbing doesn't work, you've run out of bombs. All because what? A tin-pot dictator, Trump, and an alcoholic, a drunk, is in charge. God help you. Heroes led by donkeys, yet again.
So, this is 11 minutes now, wanted to do something else. But I'll—I'll see if I can get this transcribed by the AI and then put it up so you can have a think for yourself. Why is America so corrupt now? Because the politicians want free healthcare for themselves, that's the only reason they go into politics—to get free healthcare for themselves, and then they just poo on the—the rest of you. They just poo on you, and you accept it. "Oh gee, we're not communist." [1] Wake up. Get a dictionary, get a life, use your brain. Don't just believe rubbish, think: Who, what, where, when, why? What's in it for them? What have they done for you? What have they done for you? It should be, what have they done for you? That's why you put them in politics, not helping themselves, insider trading. It should be just a menu. If you run on the menu, "This is the menu." And the first day you say, "This is the menu, this is what you do, this is what you cannot do and will not do." [1] And you have three months' cutoff to—to sell all those shares which you shouldn't have had had in the first place. No. And the, oh, Truth Social—"Truth," contradiction in the word. Truth Social—"Give me $200,000, I'll give you the tip-off so you get it early so you can play the markets." [1] It is absolutely rife and disgusting because who suffers? The poor boy in Kansas, you know, I was watching Superman last night, and it says, "How do we know you'll—you'll—you're true, you won't go against America?" [1] And Superman says, "I was born in Kansas. How American can you not be? Kansas." [1] And raised in Kansas, so.
So, that's—that's what I've turned—I was going to talk about something else, but I've followed politics for 50 years, yeah, since when we had Ted Heath who was um a professional organist level of a musician and a professional sailor. I mean, the real deal. No, they had the—the America's Cup and stuff like that, and his—his crew, this is what I've heard, his crew would have died, but because of the mastery of his sailing, etcetera, they survived. No, he was the real deal, proper sailor and organist. He may have been a closet gay as well, but that's his own business. And he did have a—an unrequited love—love affair, that's another story. And how do I know that? Because I used to work with one of his relatives, yes really, a distant relative and it was, "Oh hello, it's Ted." [1] Yeah, as in Ted Heath. So, I learned a little bit in au passant. You can learn lots of things by who you—who you work with and just overhear and—and so on.
What, and—and that reminds me, to finish now, I'm going to finish this now, the company you keep says a lot about you. A priest and a policeman and a doctor will mix with all sorts of people—the good, the bad, the ugly—and can be very ugly, and I could tell you stories too. But they, hopefully, don't get tainted. You know, they don't take bribes, they don't do deals on the side, they don't blackmail people. But if in ordinary life you—you're mixing with dodgy people doing dodgy things, and you're doing it for money so you can have a big souped-up car that goes boom boom boom boom boom and got no suspension, for God's sake, grow up, you're like children. What does it mean? It means you're corrupt, you're corrupt and everybody around you, and it's hard for the poor little kid who might go to church on Sunday and say, "Praise the Lord" and all this kind of stuff. You corrupt him, and ultimately, the entire system is corrupted and it caves in, falls on itself. Well, who—who survives? Yeah, the Trumps and the Trumps of this world with their money. Give me strength. The corruption is absolute, utter. And the Revolutionary Guard in Iran doing deals for money—"We are believing in God," no they don't, they believe in money, they're just as corrupt, living—living in their palaces where they've got the power. And by bombing their citizens to death, you've united the country against you. No forward planning, no thought, just ignorance. It's sad.
But, I still believe in God because I'm an Irish Catholic from—from the nipple, and I still believe in the end, if enough of us pray—of all sorts of prayer, the—the Catholic, the Jew, the—the Muslim, the Sikh, everything, or even those who believe in nothing and just say, "For God's sake, fix the world, it's so screwed." [1] That's a prayer in itself. And ultimately, I hope, I pray, and I literally do pray, we survive all this and we go to a better place. For all the millions of—of men dead and maimed in Ukraine, what for? So that Putin can maintain his monopoly on the country. But by destroying Ukraine, you've actually helped form the strength of the country and the identity of the country against you. It is such an absolute tragedy.
So, there you go, I'm going to finish now and see if I can transcribe this. If I can, you'll hear it all, and if I don't, you won't. Bye [1]."
π©Ί General Health Information & Observations
In your recording, you shared details regarding your medical history and current diagnoses. Here is a general baseline summary of the conditions mentioned:
- Chronic Kidney Disease (CKD) - Stage 4: You noted a GFR of 17. Stage 4 CKD means the kidneys are severely damaged and are working at a limited capacity. Managing blood pressure, dietary intake (such as protein, potassium, and phosphorus), and avoiding certain medications are vital components of care at this stage.
- Severe Arthritis (Left Shoulder): You mentioned that prolonged activities like typing trigger intense flare-ups.
- Cardiovascular History: You noted a previous quadruple heart bypass.
Important Clinical Consideration: Pain Management & Kidney Function
You mentioned using strong over-the-counter painkillers or "slap-on" pain patches sourced online. It is vital to discuss any pain medication—including topical gels or patches—with your GP or nephrologist. Many common painkillers (such as NSAIDs like ibuprofen, naproxen, or diclofenac) are highly toxic to the kidneys and can significantly accelerate the decline of kidney function in Stage 4 CKD.
Disclaimer: The information provided above is for general educational purposes only. Please double-check the labels of any physical products or medications you use, and consult your primary care doctor, nephrologist, or a qualified specialist to receive personalized medical advice and safe treatment options.
If you would like to discuss further, please let me know:
Are your kidney care team or GP fully aware of the specific patches you are currently using for shoulder pain?
Would you like me to find some general, kidney-safe alternative strategies for managing severe joint pain?
