you have all been busy

you have all been busy these past 24 hours

reading my rubbish

hopefully the IP

or book,plays, stories gets picked up

I've just been to the Post office

and the HILL is a killer

this is where i'd live if the IP stuff sold

and when I die the family could turn it into a high end Bed and Breakfast

BUT

now I have revealed it, somebody will buy it

so I have 2 or 3 backup houses

BUT this would be the best

So SONY or anybody Way out East

HURRY

saturday 21st march up with the mist

  saturday 21st march up with the mist

and solar flares too

so my head is a mess

I had breakfast and talked to Totoro the cat who decided

sitting on the arm of the sofa and looking out the window

suited her the best

had breakfast and meds

I take one to slow my heartbeat

so  the pressure inside me saved my kidneys a bit

CKD Stage 4

so just a few years and you'll see the back of me

NOW

I said three Rosaries and got in the groove

and had a few ideas for Tears for a Butcher finale

If Bezos comes up with the cash and house

I'll share them with Guy Richie

3,000,000 words

a full length novel

and 100s of ideas for films and cartoons 

so I'm worth it

Bezos can provide the cash and a house

to make me happy and the lawyers can argue

about the price of my IP

BUT everything can be converted into AUDIO

all 3,000,000 words and then teach

the Japanese how to speak like me

even this 

BECAUSE its a fire starter to give you

food for thought or a lesson plan

SIMPLE

not one word is wasted

and its a multi billion dollar industry

OR. stick to being rubbish at English

because you are in a STRAIGHTJACKET

I learnt to read via the Chipper Cartoon

in the Birmingham Evening Mail

my mother taught me

I can actually remember that moment

we could not afford books

so we went to Spring Hill Library Ladywood

so have a think and then say

Michael Casey the fat silver haired writer from Birmingham ENGLAND

is the best and simple way

THEN Bezos or Japan

pay me, and I'll show you the way

and  map below my readers EVERYWHERE

Unpretentious fun way to learn English, and yes I was an Esol teacher before

pr@yorozoonews.jp

Gmail Michael Casey Introducing Michael Casey the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England. , a couple of my books in JAPANESE TRANSLATION Michael Casey 20 March 2026 at 21:12 To: pr@yorozoonews.jp Thursday, 12 March 2026 Japan good morning Hello from Birmingham England , I am Michael Casey the fat silver haired writer from Birmingham England to portal-support I'm trying to get noticed in Japan right now and maybe even sell my IP 3 millions words, 3,000,000 words 5900 + pieces of writing 21 or 22 books on Amazon a simple writing syle great for learning English as a foreign language follow the links https://butcherbakerundertaker.blogspot.com/ https://michaelgcaseyfrombirminghamengland.wordpress.com/ https://www.amazon.co.uk/stores/Michael-Casey/author/B00571G0YC https://www.blogger.com/profile/08360300604946924721 michaelgcasey My Photo View Full Size Contact me Email My Web Page EMAIL michaelgcasey@hotmail.com On Blogger since: February 2007 Profile views: 9,624 Report Abuse My blogs The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker About me Gender Male Industry Arts Occupation I write funny stuff 3,172,483 verified words , read in 171 countries so far michaelgcasey@hotmail.com Location Birmingham England, https://www.amazon.com/MichaelCasey/e/B00571G0YC, United Kingdom Links Audio Clip, Wishlist Introduction https://anchor.fm/michael-casey1 IS MY PODCASTI'm Michael Casey from Birmingham England, the fat silver haired writer in shades. MY 3,172,483 WORD plus IP is for sale Beware of Others with the EXACT SAME NAME, they are not me, and would not want to be me ...I've done loads of writing, 3,000,000 Words worth over 37 years nowBut before I started I LISTENED to BBC Radio 4 for 20 years, from the age of 10 or youngerFrank Brown our lodger, went back to County Tyrone and he gifted us his Bush Radio55 years in love with words, and I still look so dashing.I have a picture in the attic, just like Dorian GrayI've also had an interest in Politics for 50 yearswith my dad heckling the tv and Politicians.I also suffer various illnesses including Tinnitus which is not a Roman lover, just lots of hiss, a whirlwind HORRENDOUS , and CHRONIC PAIN mainly left shoulder. ckd and quadruple heart bypass as well, I collect diseasesContact michaelgcasey@hotmail.com to talk, no scammers required. Interests The Books I've Written:- 1.The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker 2.Shoplife 3.Essays and Plays 4.Blogs 2011 5.300 and Not OUT 6.Shorts 2013 7.More Shorts 2014 8.Quick Stories 9.Still Alive 2015 10.Undiscovered Words 2016 11.Still Smiling 2017 12.Altogether Now 13.New Horizons 14.14 Up 15.15 Down 16.Sweet Sixteen 17. 17 Again 18. 18 New Views19.The Final Cut of The 19th Hole 20. 2020 Words 21.Tinnitus Tales 2020 to 2024 https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC to buy ebooks I have readers in maybe 171 Countries now, and up to 20 Translations are simultaneously read on the same day via my Wordpress account https://michaelgcaseyfrombirminghamengland.wordpress.com/ tens of 1000s downloads, Koreans seem to like me most But Arabs do too. Translations Galore for free on my Wordpress, Still waiting for Media to pick me up A VERY BIG THANK YOU TO SINGAPORE for being my biggest Reader everywhere apart from my main blogger site, but I'm sure you will catch up Favorite movies Its a Wonderful Life, RED & Red2, Hot Fuzz, Star Trek films, The Quiet Man, and good Thrillers, Vincenzo and other great Kdramas too, Link is to 1950s Don Camillo film in English. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLf6VQyJJkE https://michaelgcaseyfrombirminghamengland.wordpress.com/ the Wordpress has Multiple Translations So you can all suffer 171 countries when I recounted recently, just Google Michael Casey the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham ENGLAND Favorite music Pink,JMJarre,Will Young,Annie Lennox,BarryWhite,Celine,Clapton, Mylie Cyrus,TaylorSwift,Katy Perry. I share my bed with all of them, perhaps I need a bigger bed or a better mattress. I have Tinnitus so I listen to Music at night until sleep finally arrives. I used to go to live music in a bar for years, so I know a good band when i hear one https://michaelgcaseyfrombirminghamengland.wordpress.com/ Favorite books Don Camillo , The Book Thief,online newspapers, I am a news Junkie for 57 years now. Sadly some newspapers are just comicshttps://anchor.fm/michael-casey1 IS MY PODCASTAmazon has my 22 books if you hack through the jungle, There are 200 stories or TWELVE HOURS OF AUDIO on my Typepad toohttps://open.spotify.com/show/1wSSIExkhsR97u1jqj0iiR is my PODCASTI have readers in 171 Countries now, all by word of mouth, and up to 15 Translations are simultaneously read on the same day via my Wordpress account. 1000s of Translations have been downloaded from my Wordpress. YOU ONLY GET THE STORIES IN MY BOOKS, THE CHATS REMAIN ON THE SITES https://michaelgcaseyfrombirminghamengland.wordpress.com/Blogger has over 5300 pieces of writing, 2000 of which are StoriesI never run out of ideas. Though I've slowed down as Tinnitus does not help the Writing Process, so I dream of a Speed Typist so I could Dictate InsteadThis past 3 years I've written too much about Putin's Genocide in Ukraine, I pray he disappears overnight, taken away by the Fairies....I send daily emails to Moscow to annoy them and they do read me!Tinnitus is killing me, and daily pain is no fun either. not forgetting Quadruple. Heart Bypass 10 years ago plus Stage 4 Kidney Failure.But I hope I can make you all laugh a bit while you read me on the toilet. But don't set fire to your trousers while you have a fag, Paul did that on night shift maybe 30 years ago, by the way a fag means cigarette in UK ©2026 Blogger - Privacy Policy thank - March 12, 2026 Email This BlogThis! Share to X Share to Facebook Share to Pinterest somebody was reading this, as I read somewhere Japanese People adore poetry here's something old of mine Tuesday, 1 October 2019 This Love is for Eternity This Love is for Eternity © By Michael Casey This Love is for Eternity This Kiss is from my Heart This Touch is full of Warmth This Sigh shakes more than an Earthquake This Whisper crashes Louder than the Sea on the Shore This Caress is Deeper than Thunder This Look is Brighter than Lightning This Desire is greater than the Grand Canyon This Song sings louder than birdsong This Hope reaches beyond the Stars This Love is mine freely given to the one I love This Love is yours freely returned like the Tide itself This is us, not one but two, but one again This is all I can offer, this is my Prayer This Love is all I have, my heart is Empty now As I look to the Stars I hope my prayers have been enough For this Love is Eternal For it is my very Soul 2019年10月1日（火） この愛は永遠です この愛は永遠です © マイケル・ケイシー この愛は永遠です このキスは心からのものです この触れ合いは温もりに満ちています このため息は地震よりも大きく揺れます このささやきは岸辺の海よりも大きく響きます この愛撫は雷鳴よりも深く この視線は稲妻よりも明るく この欲望はグランドキャニオンよりも偉大です この歌は鳥のさえずりよりも大きく響きます この希望は星々の彼方に届きます この愛は私が愛する人に惜しみなく捧げる私の愛です この愛はあなたの愛です、潮の満ち引きのように惜しみなく返されます これが私たちです、一人ではなく二人、そして再び一つになります これが私が捧げられるすべて、これが私の祈りです この愛は私が持つすべて、私の心は今空っぽです 星々を見上げながら、私の祈りが十分であったことを願います この愛は永遠です なぜなら、それは私の魂そのものだからです 2019-Nen 10 tsuki 1-nichi (hi) kono ai wa eiendesu kono ai wa eiendesu © Maikeru keishī kono ai wa eiendesu kono kisu wa kokorokara no monodesu kono fureai wa nukumori ni michite imasu kono tameiki wa jishin yori mo ōkiku yuremasu kono sasayaki wa kishibe no umi yori mo ōkiku hibikimasu kono aibu wa raimei yori mo fukaku kono shisen wa inazuma yori mo akaruku kono yokubō wa Gurandokyanion yori mo idaidesu kono uta wa tori no saezuri yori mo ōkiku hibikimasu kono kibō wa shinshin no kanata ni todokimasu kono ai wa watashi ga aisuruhito ni oshiminaku sasageru watashi no aidesu kono ai wa anata no aidesu, shionomichihiki no yō ni oshiminaku kaesa remasu kore ga watashitachidesu, hitoride wanaku futari, soshite futatabi hitotsu ni narimasu kore ga watashi ga sasage rareru subete, kore ga watashi no inoridesu kono ai wa watashi ga motsu subete, watashi no kokoro wa ima karappodesu shinshin o miagenagara, watashi no inori ga jūbundeatta koto o negaimasu kono ai wa eiendesu nazenara, sore wa watashi no tamashī sonomonodakaradesu Random 18/3/26 (c) by Michael Casey So I got up late, tinnitus killing me, not a lover in bed amusing herself just tinnitus a jailer an unwanted noise had a bath and listen to Arabic music on Amazon its good, try it Posted on the 4 sites, Wordpress and 3 bloggers UPSELLING my IP but you are all reading that already then after breakfast and meds to keep me alive so I can enjoy the pain longer I decided to go down the hill met the old dears with the retired greyhound turned out the other one died so they have a new fatter one with big black spot on it like the black spot pigs, but a retired racing dog went to the alcohol shop to buy a lottery gemini's last piece of advice before I ditch her was buy a lottery ticket, cos Jeff Dean may never buy my IP so I did in the alcohol shop a guy was complaining about the prices he's a regular, I enjoyed the theatre of it all i did mention he should watch his alcohol intake he joked he had had 10 heart attacks i said I had a quadruple without being a drinker and that somebody died on me, nearly 50 years ago when I was a kid YES the guy deserves a beer he works very hard but , be careful cos in the end booze will kill you so I also bored them how my daughters were at an after party for OUTLANDER magazine I'd never heard of it and I have more readers than them, over the years So my girls were at the party and God protected them they got talking to 2 gay men a couple a DJ and a dr so last night the dj saved my life so to speak so that's how stories emerge they just happen the kid in the shop turns out to be a carpenter/plumber he was at college for 3 years not university but college I thought he was new but he works the night shifts normally so I bored him about me being in computers nearly 50 years ago and how I only applied for one job and stayed 21 years market research into alcohol sales I told him try one more time to use his trade then when I finally got up the hill it is a killer I noticed a couple of black tradesmen so I spontaneously put in a word for the tall white kid in the food shop next to the alcohol shop over the road from the post office all of you can track him down from that reference SO I said to the black tradesman there's a kid in the shop IF the kid is good enough you could give him a chance because everybody deserves a chance and I left it at that Now as I'm telling you this I remembered something the black tradesman may have been a plasterer because he was holding the bucket thing BUT in my book the butcher the baker and the undetaker by Michael Casey, that's me in the book Dave the Plasering Kid, because his mum had a cake shop or something and he wanted a man's job so he got his chance as a plasterer, because it was like doing icing on cake just scale it up and turn 90 degrees So if the white kid got a chance because of the grace of a couple of black tradesmen that would be my good deed for the day do all of you say a prayer for all tradesmen ランダム 18/3/26 (c) による マイケル・ケイシー だから私は遅く起きた、耳鳴りがひどくて、ベッドで恋人が一人で楽しんでいるわけではなかった ただの耳鳴り、看守、迷惑な音 お風呂に入って、アマゾンでアラビア音楽を聴いた いいですよ、試してみてください WordPressと3つのブログを含む4つのサイトに投稿されました。 私のIPをアップセルする でも皆さんはもう読んでるよね 朝食と命をつなぐ薬を飲んだ後 そうすれば、痛みをより長く楽しめる 私は丘を下ることにした 引退したグレイハウンドを連れたお年寄りたちに会った もう一人は死んでしまった それで、彼らは大きな黒い斑点のある、より太い新しいものを手に入れた。 黒斑の豚のような、しかし引退した競走犬 宝くじを買うために酒屋に行った ジェミニが私に別れを告げる前にくれた最後のアドバイス 宝くじを買ったのは、ジェフ・ディーンが二度と 私のIPを購入してください だから私は 酒屋で、ある男が値段について文句を言っていた。 彼は常連客で、私はその様子を楽しんだ。 彼にはアルコール摂取量に注意するよう伝えた。 彼は10回心臓発作を起こしたと冗談を言った。 私は、お酒を飲まずにクアドラプルを飲んだと言いました。 そして、50年近く前に誰かが私のそばで亡くなった。 私が子供の頃 そう、彼はビールを飲むに値する。彼はとてもよく働いている。 でも、気をつけて。結局、お酒はあなたを死に至らしめるから。 それで、娘たちが アウトランダー誌のアフターパーティー 私はそのことを聞いたことがなかったし、もっと多くの読者がいる 彼らよりも、長年にわたって 私の娘たちはパーティーにいました そして神は彼らを守られた 彼らは話し始めた 2人のゲイ男性 カップル DJと医師 昨夜、DJが私の命を救ってくれた いわば こうして物語は生まれるのだ それらはただ起こる 店にいた子供は 大工／配管工 彼は3年間大学に通った 大学ではなくカレッジ 彼は新人だと思ったけど、彼は仕事ができる 夜勤は通常 だから私は彼に、自分がコンピューター関係の仕事をしていることを延々と話して退屈させた。 約50年前 そして、私が応募したのはたった1つの仕事だけだったこと そして21年間滞在した アルコール販売に関する市場調査 私は彼に、もう一度自分の仕事を使ってみるように言った。 それから ようやく丘を登りきったとき それは殺人だ 黒人の職人が数人いるのに気づいた そこで私は思わず 酒屋の隣にある食料品店にいる背の高い白人の子供 郵便局の向かい側 皆さんもその情報から彼を追跡できます それで 私は黒人の職人に「店の中に子供がいます」と言いました。 その子が十分な実力を持っているなら、チャンスを与えてもいいでしょう。 なぜなら、誰もがチャンスに値するから そして私はそこで話を終えた。 今、こうして話しているうちに、あることを思い出した。 その黒人職人は左官職人だったかもしれない なぜなら彼はバケツのようなものを持っていたから しかし私の本では、肉屋、パン屋、葬儀屋は マイケル・ケイシー（私です） デイブ・ザ・プラセリング・キッドの本では、彼の母親が ケーキ屋か何かで、男の仕事が欲しかったんだ それで彼は左官職人としてチャンスを得た。 ケーキにアイシングを塗るだけ。拡大して90度回転させるだけ。 もし白人の子供が恵みによってチャンスを得たのなら 黒人の職人二人組 それが今日の私の善行となるでしょう 皆さんはすべての職人のために祈りを捧げますか？ For JAPANESE BUYERS of my IP, here’s some FACTS For JAPANESE BUYERSof my IP, here’s some FACTS 18/03/2026 ~ michaelgcasey ~ Edit"For 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a-day-out.docx10 21keys08nov22-1.docx9 eithiopiabutcherbakerundertakerc.docx9 just-for-fun.docx9 exam-guidance-summer-2023.docx8 ff09june2024.docx8 fresh-fields-2ndmay2023.docx8 10-year-kettle09122009.doc7 fresh-fields-20nov2023.docx7 a2c1d-vid3.mov6 e84ec-vid2.mov6 how-to-keep-the-kids-occupied.docx6 wydanie-polskie-still-alive-2015.docx6 all.pdf5 fresh-fields-23feb24.docx5 52574-untitled2b1.avi4 italian-shoplife.docx3 2f4cf-video.mov2 michael casey the fat silver haired writer , in shades, my words work everywhere so invest in my IP gorilla with a Rosary Michael Caseyfuturereaders shaded in everywhere Share this: Press This X Facebook Customize buttons Loading... For my Iranian and Persian Readers plus Multiple Translations 23/10/2025 Translations again, as Tinnitus kills me all day 12/07/2022 Share the laughter, and then in good conscience buy a book on Amazon 19/10/2025 Unknown's avatar Published by michaelgcasey I've updated this 15th Sept 2024 I'm Michael Casey from Birmingham England, the fat silver haired writer in shades. Beware of Others with the EXACT SAME NAME, they are not me, and would not want to be me ... use Google UK to find me, otherwise Posh Americans pop up I've done loads of writing, about 3,000,000 Words worth over 36years now But before I started to write, I LISTENED to BBC Radio 4 for 20 years, from the age of 10 or younger Frank Brown our lodger, went back to County Tyrone and he gifted us his Bush Radio. He'd be nearly 102 now if he is still alive, so say a prayer for him 56 years in love with words, and I still look so dashing. I have a picture in the attic, just like Dorian Gray I've also had an interest in Politics for 56 years with my dad heckling the tv and Politicians. I almost immediately had a hit, a play called Shoplife was accepted but not finally produced by a Theatre. The Kenneth More Theatre, so thank them for sparing you all. This was back in 1989 yes, 35 years ago, the play was written in 1988. So since then I'm more than good enough, as a writer. Anything else..... I also ignore those who just cannot write, pick your own candidate I tend to write Comedy as I'd rather make you laugh than cry I have written over 2000 short pieces of writing, yes 2000 " (c) by Michael Casey" If you include "chats" 5000 samples, all told, the chats do NOT go into my books when I compile them. My first book ,a full length comedy/drama is The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker You can read translations of it here on this site Up to 20 different languages/translations have been read on the same day via this site, here on Wordpress look fo Translations Galore page, and more And in over 167 Countries world wide too so you have no excuse, find your own language and read The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker or Quick Stories or any other of the books in Translation on my Wordpress This proves to me that the humour does travel I have readers in over 167 countries now, just to repeat myself From Nepal to American Samoa and all places North South East and West Or its just a hit man on the run, or whatever Unknown Region Means It may also mean that only non English Speakers like my stuff Coverage but lacking penetration as marketing folks might say I did get 21,000 readers in 3 weeks for the Polish version of In Search of an Indian Princess. which is basically the final 3 chapters of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker all by word of mouth. And 50,000 plus in Christmas week 2021 If you add up all the downloads from my Wordpress + 13,000 when somebody stole the file. I have had more copies than Boris Johnson's Churchill book distributed. Maybe 40,000 copies . Not made a penny from it, free downloads in multiple languages. Reverse Logic, if the world knows me, eventually somebody will pay me But in reality I'll be dead first, and then just 2 pennies to pay the ferryman is enough I've cut the Plaudits, you can read/decide for yourself As for my life, I was born in the shadow of a Brewery, I was a computer operator for a market research company into alcohol sales, 21 years altogether, StatsMR Call centre guy, like everybody once in their life I was also a Trainee Betting Shop Manager I was a concierge and 10 other roles at Crowne Plaza NEC Birmingham for 3 years. Spent 3 years at Pinsent Masons Law firm in Birmingham I even hid a copy of my comic novel "BBU" in the Law Library at Pinsent Masons, well just for a day.. I did a few other jobs too, working life in reverse so to speak and I was an Esol English teacher in an Islamic school, for a year, I knew I could teach. I got Excellent, Excellent and Exemplary on the external assessment, yes really And I asked them to pray for me at least once a day beside which I've had a Shanghai connection for 20+ years now, including 2 bilingual daughters and being a hausfrau a long time too, I'm a great dad, as I've had lots of time with my daughters I can always make somebody talk or laugh I believe my short stories could be used to teach English, just package them up correctly or App them Or a Tale a Day from Michael, a story telling App What else, I was brawn and brains, I used to be as strong as an Ox, now I just smell like one We have a cat called Totoro, my daughters wanted a pet I said they could have a dog if I died , or a cat if I had a heart attack. A few weeks after that in Jan 2015 I had an Unplanned Quadruple Heart Bypass , it was supposed to be a triple but it ended up a Quadruple, 33% extra free so to speak. Now with an add on Hernia, the size of your fist, pushing through my bypass scar, it hurts when I laugh, so don't make me laugh I also have arthritis and other hindrances that hobble my body and give me pain galore. But my mind is free, though having read my stories you may wish I didn't bother But I'll ignore you, and carry on regardless. I do get heckled by my own Tinnitus these past 5 years+, so I have music on all night long to drown it out. I sleep with Miley, Taylor, Eric Clapton and Will Young, maybe I should buy a bigger bed, or just get a better mattress. Tinnitus is a curse, just trust me I know, each day I wake up, Tinnitus SCREAMS at me for a full hour till it calms down or not at all, a merry go around of noise That's the end of the tidy version of my life To finish here's the list of my 20 books, so far:- 1.The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker 2.Shoplife 3.Essays and Plays 4.Blogs 2011 5.300 and Not OUT 6.Shorts 2013 7.More Shorts 2014 8.Quick Stories 9.Still Alive 2015 10.Undiscovered Words 2016 11.Still Smiling 2017 12.Altogether Now 13.New Horizons 14.14 Up 15.15 Down 16.Sweet Sixteen 17. 17 Again 18. 18 New Views 19. The Final Cut of the 19th Hole 20. 2020 Words 21. Fresh Fields, i decided was a better title, when the USA election is over I'll launch it 96,000 words so far I write bullet point stuff mainly now as Tinnitus stops me from getting in the zone to write, story stories. (c) by Michael Casey stuff though my bullet points are better than some "writers" discuss, miaow. That's why I dream of a speed typist, so I could dictate from the sofa https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC to buy ebooks Loads of Korean and Arabic translations downloaded from my Wordpress, 1000s of them Quick Stories in Korean is a big hit. Maybe Kim in North Korea should read my books, instead of wasting his countries resources on what? Just keeping one person in power, him? Instead of joining the real world and opening a string on golf courses. That way we could get rid of Trump too. Into the sunset, as they play golf. Tears for a Butcher will be the sequel to BBU, and it too will be 600pages, however I really need a speed typist to put it down, while I sit and dictate like Barbara Cartland, and hopefully my speed typist would be impressed. we'd marry have half Korean kids, and form a Kpop band with our 4 new kids, with me as manager. my 2 daughters are at University now, so if you finally pay me, I can pass it on to them And yes this is more for my bucket list, as Tinnitus keeps me awake too much, 6 months of not sleeping till dawn is really killing me, it is the worse thing in my life ever, and I've had far to many horrible things. That's why I go the other direction and write comedy Michael Casey aka the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England https://2.gravatar.com/avatar/efda2dca0de5b9269191b7c8b0102473?s=400&d=mm View all posts by michaelgcasey Post navigation ‹ Previous Sneak Preview of Tears for a Butcher , the sequel to The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker. by Michael Casey YOU CAN BUY MY ORIGINAL ENGLISH ON AMAZON www.amazon.co.uk/stores/Michael-Casey/author/B00571G0YC? thank you , beware of others with exact same name, I am in Birmingham England IMG_20260212_165947267.jpg IMG-20251206-WA0000.jpg IMG-20251113-WA0004.jpg 5 attachments IMG-20251206-WA0000.jpg 268K View Scan and download IMG-20251113-WA0004.jpg 430K View Scan and download IMG_20260212_165947267.jpg 7351K View Scan and download japanese-translation-of-the-butcher-the-baker-and-the-undertaker.docx 1012K View as HTML Scan and download Japan All file完全に今.docx 3750K View as HTML Scan and download

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I'm turning Japanese I really think so, CARTOONS

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Chuck Norris is dead, has anybody told Jeff Dean

 Chuck Norris is dead, has anybody told Jeff Dean

maybe I was talking to the wrong Jeff all along

Maybe I should have just talked to Jeff Bezos instead

this morning Gemini and me were having a laugh

talking about The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker

and the unfinished sequel Tears for a Butcher

so I laughed a lot and said

don't forget Pray for your Priest

because twin Bruce Lees come to the rescue

after Big Sid is shot, like shooting Santa

and maybe Guy Richie Directs it

a few ideas are in Jeff Bezos email

IF he were to see it

and Jason Statham would be Fr Dan

a black belt Jesuit

who teams up with a martial art Shanghai playboy

to sort things

its all in Jeff Bezos email if he gets to see it

AND

if to start with Jeff Bezos gives me

this house and a few quid so I could afford to live there

we can let the lawyers argue about the full value of my IP

while Guy has a look at just how he would turn it into magic

but one thing, in the final balletic fight scene

Fr. Dan takes off his dog collar to reveal a T shirt

The image in T shirt will be Product Placement

and the FEE goes directly to charity

and. I have one in mind already

So Fr.Dan is saving the world with the Shanghai playboy

Jeff Bezos could raise so much for that charity just by

auctioning off the Tshirt vision

and when all is finished

Fr. Dan will say and Don't Forget to Pray for your Priest

Bezos could be dresses as a tramp on a bench with trump sneakers on

watching the world go by

and maybe this writer is beside him

and Bezos looks into camera, He's mad he thinks he's a writer

 writer's house maybe?

your writer 19th March 2026. I just shaved, so I don't look like bad santa any more

your writer 19th March 2026.  I just shaved, so I don't look like bad santa any more 

michael casey the fat silver haired writer from Birmingham England

Change the Tune

 The variety and randomness is the selling point

so I did Latin, French, Spanish and English Language and English Lit at school

my parents were from Kerry Ireland

I did try learning German but found it too hard

I did think of learning Italian

and I live in a Bi-lingual household

Shanghai meets Kerry in Birmingham England

for over a quarter if a century

and I was an English Esol teacher in an Islamic school

as well front of house for 3 years in a hotel

and the little matter of being in love with words for 57 years

and LISTENING to speech radio for 20 years

before I started to write

38 years qualified as a writer

3,000,000 words

with readers in 172 countries last time I looked

149,000 downloads in. multiple languages

21 books on Amazon

so

IF you have a newspaper quality of randomness

as you wade through the nearly 6000 pieces of writing

yes a few repeats by popular demand, kind of

SO

if you are learning English

and my own voice via AI reads and teaches you

the its is BETTER than

The History of the UK Parliament

Verb Structure

How to understand Grammar

Frankly that is a pile of pooh

nobody wants thay

give them VARIETY

give them COMEDY

give them CLEVER stuff

Give them Michael Casey the fat silver haire writer from Birmingham ENGLAND

show your own kids a few pages of this

DAD JUST BUY  IT

so Mr Sony or Whoever

Just do it, LISTEN WITHOUT PREJUDICE

simple

a NO BRAINER

what's keeping you

or is the WHOLE WORLD WRONG