2,132,000 of you (c) by Michael Casey

 2,132,000 of you (c)

by Michael Casey

2,132,000 of you 

have looked at my bloggers, 

you dirty dirty devils

the Tinnitus is in full force today

the atmosphere is baked

so it vibrates the hell of my ears

luckily i can just about survive it

thats it not IT

i can remember when it meant it, not IT

and COBOL, like coding in LATIN

and my boss looked like a guy from

Lord of the Rings, a dwarf with

a massive mousatche

he was a hooker too

as in  hanging around with two guys

and swinging

NO < NO < NO < NO

he

played Rubber Onion

I mean Rugby Union

like American Football

which is  for GIRLS

all the padding

Like a flat chested girl with cotton wool

no Rugby Union

where men are real men and the Front Row

didn't mean a seat at a country and western show

it was real men hanging out

sweat and jock straps

and  a jock strap is not hitting a Scotsman and

sending him Flying, its a smelly thing that holds

 your tackle in place

and not fishing tackle, though the smell was 

overpowering

where was I, ladies you are all drooling now

and drool. IN is not a cousin from the Far East

in actual fact from Way out West

Where Laurel and Hardy live

you know the Piano movers

which is not a term of abuse for your too camp

friends, I don't know what that means either

So thank you, or gracias , which is not a term of

abuse for any of your other friends, or a bloke

you met is a bar. he had such nice eyes

its his hands your should be watching

and Watch IN , is not an Eastern relative

nor a bar, where Navy Seals hang out

Flippers still attached and waddling

Waddle IN is not another cousin from the East 

either,just how many cousins do you have

Michael Casey the fat silver haired writer from

Birmingham ENGLAND. he has 40 first cousins

that's why he is not only a SOB

son of a Blacksmith , SOB, from Kerry Eire

but also a writer of words, what else do you write

And DO YU is not another Eastern cousin either

He has Shanghai relatives after all

1500,000,000 of them last time he counted 

and Count Ed is not a school in the Mid West

where Born agains sing and shout as their

Daddies ICE cometh

and Super Cool is the Parish Priest

an old school boy, I don't mean an AC DC fan

which may or may not be a confused sexual

 orientation person,

No Fr, Super Cool Hullio is old school

and if those ICE men come for his Sister

little Magdelena aged 94

he will swing for them with his baseball bat

he's revert to his previous occupation before

He got the CALL

He was a Babe and his name was not SUE

he was Babe Ruth, and he swung every which way

Clyde and Clint never stood a chance

so ICE cool in hot weather

and Cover UP

for Pope Paddington may look cuddly

But underneath 

He is a BEAR

so leave all the Marmalade People ALONE

or so Help Me god 

I will ROAR

and don't forget to say a prayer for your Priest

ordained to be RED in every mass all over the 

place,  cos GOD loves everybody

bUT ICE may be just the Divil's Spawn

and yes, San Martin de Porres                                     IS my confirmation name