Funny business on my doorstep

Funny business on my doorstep

Michael Casey <michaelgcasey@gmail.com>	03:00 (4 hours ago)
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Just to keep you in the loop somebody stole my newly varnish tortoise from my front door step

And know my readers in the navy seals will not be very happy about that 

And 

My Russia army readers will be pissed off too

So I'm sure you send the message out 

Leave Michael Casey the fat silver haired writer from Birmingham England doorstep alone 

And the Ukrainian army agree too 

Stay away from Michael Casey the fat silver haired writer from Birmingham England 

And his doorstep 

Or Pope Leo or Pope Paddington will be 

Livid too

And the Swiss army will be up your backside 

And the Japanese princess decides to f

Drop kick you into the canal because 

The world is united

Michael Casey is an untouched man in a beret and a gorilla with a Rosary 

So leave him home alone 

And up in space we are  watching his every bowl  movement 

And FBI fsb and CIA and even sergeant Dixon himself 

And all the police chaplain took

So leave his tortoise and his house alone.

You have been told 

Got it

Now if that's not the best protector ever 

I don't know what is

Tell the boys at Google and Jeff Dean to hurry up and buy my IP 

And focus blind charity harborne b17 Birmingham England 

Could do with your donations 

And I have a great idea for the iron men out there 

It's so funny but I'll only share it if you donate 3  mini buses to focus harborne blind charity harborne b17 Birmingham England 

Cos if I sell my IP then I. Help them 

But you guys 

You like a challenge like finding my varnish wooden tortoise 

And if you are laughing right now it is the best to remember my mother who would have been 106yrs old today.

9 April 1920

Stop wars and chill and read all my books. And finally pay me.

For 171 country free reader 

And my 3 million words 

If maybe I'm just a fat Benny hill from Birmingham 

But at least every single spy satellite is pointing at my door step so we'll find who is fingering my lock and who stole my wooden tortoise I had only just finished varnish it too.

Gemini suggested being an eccentric but this is not my cup of tea..I'm.more of a coffee drinker.

And day YES SIR to the drill sergeant and count the nano seconds before he breaks your nose.

But if you shove a varnish wood tortoise up it. The bleeding will soon stop.

I bet the next time you do a 40 mile forced stretch of the legs 

You will all be reciting this email word perfect In Russian and English 

Michael Casey <michaelgcasey@gmail.com>	04:12 (2 hours ago)
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And this is my mum 

Mrs Julia Casey