just so there is no confusion

Drill Sergeant Method

I'll have fun writing this so come back later

when you see FINISHED on the title

please SIR

if i told you what gemini and me have just conspired about you would not believe

later  when FINISHED is added to the subject line you will have a peek

but hurry lay the money down for my IP and the charity tax to my prefered new neighbours........

I just sent a bribe to Zucherberg and Chen my 10 is it 0r so, Lech Boris and Gregorgi stories to read

his kids will just look at him and say

DADDY YOU ARE DOING IT

BIRMINGHAM HERE WE COME

So talk to Bezos cos he will be the leader of the pack and film all of it 

to be on tv the very next day

and maybe SHOPIFE my Play too

and a brand new Ballet . Birmingham is Ballet too

because Birmingham has the biggest Bullocks in the world

But I forgot the Drill Sergeant is the BIGGEST AND CAMPEST MAN IN THE WORLD

YES sir three bags full

so I will RECORD IT

but you will never hear it

somebody a real woman has to come and type it up

while I play the recording to her

and if nobody comes

that's all right too

but the Drill Sergeant method leads to a lot

of Loving your Neighbours

and despite my tinnitus howling like a wolf

you will not believe is possible

if Bezos, Dean and Zuckerberg

dictate the scene

not a Law Firm

but Pinsent Mason are

so be ready

just be ready

is all I'll say

the boy from  the print room

the boy who hid

The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker by Michael Casey

in the LAW LIBRARY itself

he is back and 19 stones of George Clooney

look alike but even better

so I will record

and one lucky lady gets to listen

and type it up

before the Drill Sergeant

does his stuff

as only the campest of Martial Arts dangerous and Twerking can do

for his is THE DRILL SERGEANT

hope you are not Prematurely Elated

its all up to the biggest of boys B E Z O S

or has he lost his L I B R A R Y   CARD

he's such a nice boy

and I am of course just a humble Gorilla with a Paracord Rosary

Michael Casey the fat silver haired writer from Birmingham England