5946 that many pieces to look at
so while I crashed out upstairs you have all been downloading JAPANESE
so looking at the clock now
you'll all be at your desks in JAPAN its
nearly 9am
SO HELLO
Tell all your friends
TELL EVERYBODY
MICHAEL CASEY THE FAT SILVER HAIRED WRITER FROM BIRMINGHAM ENGLAND
SONY, UNIVERSITIES
a marriage a union a life long learning opportunity
Do I have to get Aiko doing handstands and wearing a hoodie and Jeans
outside Parliament and getting her dog to do backward flips
DID SECURITY JUST HAVE A CORONARY?
this is so Simple
English Proficiency BRINGS BUSINESS
and 3,000,000 words of mine
CONVERTED into AUDIO
IS so Simple even an Osaka Granny would be fluent in 13 weeks
And speak with a Posh Birmingham accent
Meanwhile my Shanghai relatives are probably better at English that all of you
Sorry if I hurt your pride
BUT pride goes before a Fall
so just stop and think as Aiko is peeling potatoes in the kitchen sink
She'll either hate me, and 12 men in black suits will come and get me
BUT
before they do, would they be able to ask the way
and SAY in ENGLISH
Do you know where the Fat Silver Haired Writer in Shades lives
COS
we want a word with him
and judo is a word we's like to teach him
Or is he standing in the way of the BELFAST SINK
Because we the Royal Guards just want to get to the sink
and fill our tea pot and make some decent tea
For the japanese tea ceremony
And Casey is the real deal
and put a slice of orange peel in our tea
So we'll pretend we could not find him
Even though we read his 1,000,000 words in Japanese translation
because when converted it became 2,300,000 words or so
Because his 1,000,000 words of English became 2,300,000 Japanese converted
So this needs an explanation
or we need to practice the conversation
BY converting everything to AUDIO in English
with HIS own voice
so though he is as Fat as a Sumo, he is a good Teacher
cos Aiko's dog likes him so much
it tried to eat him alive
and with English you can survive anything
even DOGERAL from Michael Casey from Birmingham England
I have go hide now before the Japanese men in suits
come back a play Origami with me
I'd rather have a Kimono and a even bigger one
for my neighbour next door who makes me look small
BUT ENGLISH proficiency makes Japan Bigger and a WINNER
love and kisses its Tuesday now
and Totoro my cat wants to get in this chair
and write her diary in Shanghai dailect
because she had a problem with the VET
p.s. 11 years ago my kids wanted a pet
so I said a dog if I die or a cat for a heart attack
so god must have a sense of humour
because no sooner had i said that then I has an unplanned quadruple heart bypass
so Totoro joined the family and is bilingual, English and Shanghai dialect
so if my cat speake 2 languages so should Japanese people too, all of you
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