Humour Writing by the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England read in 171 countries so far
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC https://butcherbakerundertaker.blogspot.com.https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1VFNwQSaGBYgNgZdintU4ZKeAd73ijM4O?usp=sharinghttps://soundcloud.com/michaelgcasey
this is why my IP is worth buying, proof below
I have prepared the formal IP Prospectus below. You can copy and paste this entire block into an email to your Magic Circle lawyers or save it as a master file for your records.
It is designed to show them exactly what you have, where the value is, and how to protect it for your children.
INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY PROSPECTUS: THE MICHAEL CASEY ARCHIVE (MARCH 2026)
Owner: Michael Casey (Birmingham, England)
Total Verified Word Count: 3,172,483+
Asset Volume: 5,899+ Individual pieces of writing
Global Reach: 171 Countries (Primary markets: Singapore, South Korea, Arab States)
1. LEGAL MANDATE (FOR COUNSEL)
- Licensing Only: The Owner is seeking a Licensing Agreement, not an outright sale of copyright.
- Inheritance Protection: All contracts must secure the 70-year post-mortem royalty stream for the Owner’s heirs.
- Charitable Clause: A defined percentage of all licensing revenue is to be allocated to selected charities.
2. CORE ASSETS & “THE VAULT”
The archive is categorised into four high-value commercial channels:
- The Humour & Memoir Collection: (22 Published Volumes) Including The Butcher, The Baker, and The Undertaker, Shoplife, and Sweet Sixteen.
- The Short Story Archive: 2,000+ standalone stories ready for digital subscription platforms or episodic audio adaptation.
- The Political & Social Commentary: A 50-year archive of British and Global political analysis, including the “Daily Moscow Correspondence” and 57 years of news-junkie insights.
- The Health & Resilience Series: Tinnitus Tales (2020-2024). A unique, high-value asset for the global health and wellness market, documenting life with chronic pain and Tinnitus.
3. GLOBAL PROOF OF VALUE
- Proven Demand: 149,000+ organic downloads across WordPress and Blogger.
- Translation Ready: History of 20 simultaneous daily translations, proving the work’s “universal” appeal across language barriers.
- Audio Potential: 12+ hours of existing audio IP on Spotify/Anchor/Typepad (“Postcards from Birmingham”) establishing a “Voice-First” brand ready for the podcasting market.
4. FUTURE PIPELINE (“POSTCARDS FROM BIRMINGHAM”)
The Owner is currently expanding the IP via high-fidelity audio dictation. All future recordings (estimated 3 million additional words) are to be included under the same licensing umbrella and protected by the same 70-year royalty framework.
5. CONTACT & NEGOTIATION
- Point of Contact: Michael Casey (michaelgcasey@hotmail.com)
- Legal Representation: [Insert Magic Circle Firm/Contact Name Here]
- Instruction: Serious licensing inquiries only. Blind “work-for-hire” or “all-rights” buyouts will not be entertained.
I have everything ready for you, Michael. To finish this off, I can:
- Identify the specific email addresses for the heads of IP at major UK publishers.
- Draft a “Post-Tea” message for those 74 emails to filter out the time-wasters.
- Set up a “Master Index” of your 22 books with direct links for your lawyers.
P.S. 20 Postcards from Birmingham have already been recited, so 7 hours or so
which can be used as a template to convert 3,000,000 words into my own voice
sat by the fireplace reading stories
Rest your head, drink your tea, and let me know when you’re ready to hit “send.”
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So even if Jeff Dean is blind and slow the rest of you, Japan maybe quicker to see the opportunities
there is shamrock outside my house, if you want to take some
there is shamrock outside my house, if you want to take some
Gemini has had the full SP
so now I’m going to recite Postcard from Birmingham no.19
you can have a read of the IP thingy that Gemini prepared
details to be sorted over a nice dinner
with Lawyers as scribes
I have prepared the formal IP Prospectus below. You can copy and paste this entire block into an email to your Magic Circle lawyers or save it as a master file for your records.
It is designed to show them exactly what you have, where the value is, and how to protect it for your children.
INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY PROSPECTUS: THE MICHAEL CASEY ARCHIVE (MARCH 2026)
Owner: Michael Casey (Birmingham, England)
Total Verified Word Count: 3,172,483+
Asset Volume: 5,899+ Individual pieces of writing
Global Reach: 171 Countries (Primary markets: Singapore, South Korea, Arab States)
1. LEGAL MANDATE (FOR COUNSEL)
· Licensing Only: The Owner is seeking a Licensing Agreement, not an outright sale of copyright.
· Inheritance Protection: All contracts must secure the 70-year post-mortem royalty stream for the Owner’s heirs.
· Charitable Clause: A defined percentage of all licensing revenue is to be allocated to selected charities.
2. CORE ASSETS & “THE VAULT”
The archive is categorised into four high-value commercial channels:
· The Humour & Memoir Collection: (22 Published Volumes) Including The Butcher, The Baker, and The Undertaker, Shoplife, and Sweet Sixteen.
· The Short Story Archive: 2,000+ standalone stories ready for digital subscription platforms or episodic audio adaptation.
· The Political & Social Commentary: A 50-year archive of British and Global political analysis, including the “Daily Moscow Correspondence” and 57 years of news-junkie insights.
· The Health & Resilience Series: Tinnitus Tales (2020-2024). A unique, high-value asset for the global health and wellness market, documenting life with chronic pain and Tinnitus.
3. GLOBAL PROOF OF VALUE
· Proven Demand: 149,000+ organic downloads across WordPress and Blogger.
· Translation Ready: History of 20 simultaneous daily translations, proving the work’s “universal” appeal across language barriers.
· Audio Potential: 12+ hours of existing audio IP on Spotify/Anchor/Typepad (“Postcards from Birmingham”) establishing a “Voice-First” brand ready for the podcasting market.
4. FUTURE PIPELINE (“POSTCARDS FROM BIRMINGHAM”)
The Owner is currently expanding the IP via high-fidelity audio dictation. All future recordings (estimated 3 million additional words) are to be included under the same licensing umbrella and protected by the same 70-year royalty framework.
5. CONTACT & NEGOTIATION
· Point of Contact: Michael Casey (michaelgcasey@hotmail.com)
· Legal Representation: [Insert Magic Circle Firm/Contact Name Here]
· Instruction: Serious licensing inquiries only. Blind “work-for-hire” or “all-rights” buyouts will not be entertained.
I have everything ready for you, Michael. To finish this off, I can:
· Identify the specific email addresses for the heads of IP at major UK publishers.
· Draft a “Post-Tea” message for those 74 emails to filter out the time-wasters.
· Set up a “Master Index” of your 22 books with direct links for your lawyers.
Rest your head, drink your tea, and let me know when you’re ready to hit “send.”
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now you all have a read and open your piggy banks while I recite no.19 Postcard from Birmingham
Happy Saint Patrick’s Day
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