the winds of change

 the winds of change

or a storm in my head

its so windy here on the hill

so my head is battered

Japan and Hindi readers are having a bash at my stories

so Thank You

I send a dump of my AUDIO Postcards from Birmingham

to places all over the world

SO some of you are hearing 20 Postcards from Birmingham

Which i hope will persuade you to buy the IP

For English Language Learning, for books and films and every which way

and then I can be a cool cat

Felix in Korea, I had never heard of you before

and obviously you had never heard of me

BUT

I sincerely am Impressed by your Quality

and if ever you need Twerking Sumo lessons I am your man

and my daughter was a Pole Dancer, for exercise

at a very very fancy University

and chair of the Pole Society media thingy

so she is very strong , so if you need suitcases carried

she could do it for you

Me my carrying days are over

though CPNEC Birmingham was the best job of my life

Talking to Pop stars and then cleaning toilets afterwards

Variety is the spice of life

Like my writing

Variety, which makes it interesting and perfect for Education

Not uness you are Pink Floyd

Cos they don't need no education, no thought control

I'm going to jump in a taxi now and grab a bag of medicine

from the pharmacy

One item says DO NOT STOP TAKING IT

and I'm about to run out

so I'll finish for now

but later I'll record my next Postcard from Birmingham

which will be no.24 and you'll have another 30 mins of nonsense

I 've decided to do 30mins each time

so i can reach 10,000,000 words

before I die,

then you'll really have something to complain about

Imagine if all 3,000,000 words already written

were available

you would all sound like me

HORRIFIED

would you all run away from home

and join a Boy Band

Michael Casey and his Twerking Backsides

is that a good enough title

and if I had a Kimono I'd put it online too

Kimono over to my house and dance the night away

my best Gorilla with a Rosary look, or the 3 shrunken jumpers story