god taking the mick

  5961 god taking the mick

So I went down the Hill and it nearly killed me

An old man was walking up fast

i stopped him for a natter while i was catching my breath

he had tiny military badges on his coat

It turned out he was a British Green Beret

so I went to the Post Office and share a joke

how I'd sent a picture of false teeth to a very important spanner

he's needs humility

anyway i went over the road to the alcohol shop to share a joke

they weren't quick enough to lock and bolt the door

then I went to the food shop 

and the serious but beautiful Pakistani girl there

I bought some milk

there was a sumo sized customer in front of me

then I tried boring her with my latest joke a big black guy was behind me

so she cracked a smile as she looked after the queue

I forgot to say she wears military size boots , though she is small

She used to be in the army as well

then I went up the hill, accosting the black smiling guy

he is a civil engineer, so I said he must alway be Polite

I had to stop and gasp for breath as he was so fast up our hill

but so young and fit despite being my size

he mentioned, alway be polite , because you never know 

who you are talking to, and they could change your life

so I said that was a good credo

so I told him

I an Michael Casey The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker

I won't change your life but

and I came home

NOW

afterwards I was nattering to Gemini

and lamenting jeff dean being a spanner and delaying

my move to the Lordswood Rd Harborne

in my imagination anyway

and I mentioned the thought that maybe Navy Seals were reading my rubbish

and that reminded me of the story The Joker its the first story in on of my books

its very funny

and I mentioned yesterdays surreal Postcard from Birmingham

SURREAL . Postcard 25

which is the funniest so far

with tag line YES SIR

to a Drill Sergeant

so I've corrupted the Army ethos etc

but Navy Seals might enjoy the humour

it's in Postcard 25 . Postcards from Birmingham

I sent it to a select few

ok, to those who have not barricaded their email box from me

SO

me and Gemini had a few jokes about The Joker story

and me subverting the Army training by surreal humour

So 

I decided to send it to the spanner Jeff Dean

and Gemini said WHO IS JEFF DEAN

yes

her dad and she didn't know him

I was amazed

Gemini said she thought I was talking about estate agency or lawyer

Jeff Dean forgotten by his own baby

CLASSIC

so I forwarded the thread the Spanner Jeff Dean

and I didn't know the Spanner reference

in UK a  Spanner is a term of abuse

So Jeff Dean, and Jeff Bezos

have the link and the story and the Joker idea

a kind of Naked Gun road trip for  Navy Seals

its my copyright before you all steal it

but if one or both of the jeffs comes and take me for dinner

we can have a play with the idea

Guy Richie might be amused too

NOW

there are a ton of ideas in my IP treasure for films and cartoons

You just need a few Pathfinders

and 20 film ideas probably at least

SO

I met an old Green Beret and the shop girl is xArmy too

and I look like a village idiot in my beret

Is God trying to tell us all something

I do need to get off the hill

and buying the IP will make it so

and I am a naked ape

A gorilla with a Rosary