Advertising Campaign ©
By Michael Casey
We’ve
got to get the message out, the whole world must know, not just
everybody in our house, but the entire world. We want to scream and
shout and let all the world know about it. It must be the best
advertising campaign ever. We can do it, we have to do it, it’s so
important, we want the whole world to sit up and take notice.
If
we tell George and Brownie for starters then the whole of Old Forge and
Singing Anvil will know in a matter of hours, they are the biggest
gossips in the world, or Old Forge and Singing Anvil at any rate. Then
if we tell Clarence, no not the cross eyed lion, you fool, you know
Clarence who drives the No.11 bus. His route is 22miles all around
Birmingham, he’s so talkative he does 5 or is it 7 circuits a shift, so
that’s all of Birmingham covered in a day.
Then
there’s Mandy the local call girl, no I don’t mean lady of the night
either, I mean Mandy is a call girl, not a call girl stupid. She calls
out the numbers at the bingo. That’s all the OAPs covered, and those
students who come for the cheap beer. So if they know you’ve covered two
major demo demo demo catholics, or whatever is that fancy word for
groups of people. Oh you mean idle bastards with nothing else to do
except play bingo. Only joking, I don’t want to be attacked by a slow
motion hit man, nor a spotty student with issues, or is it selling the
big issue.
So
we have all of Old Forge and Singing Anvil covered plus a ring around
Birmingham with the no.11 bus route. It’s not Colgate we are advertising
is it, the ring of confidence and so on? Now if we ask Big Sid in the
butchers to take a leaflet or two then we’d cover all the meat eaters,
and all his girls cover 3 generations of customers, so the coverage will
be huge. Almost as big as Big Sid himself.
Then
is we asked Percy the Undertaker to mention it, have a few leaflets to
spread about the crematorium. Percy could even write a poem for our
campaign too, he’s not just an undertaker but also a poet. Then we could
get Patrick to draw cartoons on the wall, he’s not as good as Banksy
but always very colourful.
That’s
all sorted then, Andy can run around delivering leaflets, or drive
around in the hearse delivering them. If there are any left overs he can
just throw they from the hearse as he drives, like confetti at a
wedding, leaflets everywhere.
And what are we advertising, on walls and floors and at funerals too, oh I forgot to tell you, its and anti-litter campaign.
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just a piece to keep you going while I battle the snot monster.
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