totals 23feb 2026

 totals

well Singapore you are only 2nd rate

because you are 40,000 behind HK

and Brazil and Vietnam

love my stuff a lot

why I do not know but there you go

The weather is calm

but instead if my tinnitus becalmed it is festering

its such a pain

i could not write a story story if I tried

the fizz and pressure in my head is too much

so this is all i have for you

even with the microphone attached I cannot concentrate enough 

to get words out the gate

if I had 10 clear minutes instead of bowing my head

then I could know things up for you

so the pictures show a man as strong as an ox maybe

but the reality all that remains is the smell of the ox

so if you are that Billionairess come to made do and mend

with me

you'd have to be a very strong lady

indeed

to bare with me, in every sense of the world

yes I hate it but as Therese of Lisieux said

we do our best

or something like that

and 3,000,000 words are my best offer

maybe I sell my stuff to Germany

I could get there on a Train

a sleeper in 16 hours

cos Airplane would kill me and my Tinnitus ears

just one problem I have no clothes to wear

and certainly no trousers and suit

so maybe bribe me with a soft brown leather jacket

so I could be called Flic Almand

as I was in Paris back in 1999

but the final problem

I have no passport either

so maybe a Vatican Diplomatic Passport

and I could be Fr, Michael SJ

like a story I wrote years ago

cos it is true

I am a father

and my name is Michael

and I am a SJ , a Silly Joke

but diplomatic NO

I fart too much because of my CKD, stage 4 you know