Pretentious Rubbish

5876 Pretentious Rubbish

as you know the Sciatica is trying to kill me 

these past few days have been agony

AND

to all those phantom Book Clubs

YOU are all a crock of pooh

NEVER PATRONISE ME

Patronage is fine

BUT any sniff of Patronising

just makes me BITE

so stay away and your grade Z in english is just that Z

I will talk till the cows come home 

BUT only to those I like

Stuck up people I avoid like the plague

especially if you condescend to think

you are doing me a favour by your very presence 

Projectile Vomit in your direction

I've never had time for any of that

And I know exactly what  I want and its not you

SO stay away, forever

not just for a day

and add on the mind numbing pain

do you get the picture

It;s not on the wall hanging and hiding a nasty stain

the nasty stain is you

BUT

If you are a nice person, in my opinion

then we have all the time in the world

OR

have I frightened off everybody

i need to lie on the sofa in a bit

not enough sleep last night

and I got up early  as the noise from Tinnitus

was unbearable

and I don't write SICKLIT or chickLIT

I write my stuff and pain gets in the way

a detour not the thing I want to talk about

because it is BORING

So AUTHORS and JOURNEYS are never me

I'm a writer on a park bench waiting

for the world to pass me

so don't get in the way of my view

its not about artists

its about real people

though they may be battered like me

not artists who have not got a clue

I'm just a bear giving a ted talk