the xmas tree has landed

so the christmas tree. has landed so we can all start saying Merry Xmas

this year its tall not a wide fat one

SO

Hong Kong thanks for reading me

Last Christmas our Shanghai mother in law came for 6 weeks

this xmas no granny, time has gone so fast

Last Christmas immigration refused to let granny in

despite a 10 year visa

Maybe it was her Chinese name and her daughter was a Mrs Casey

so my wife and my daughter who were picking her up

messaged me and i had to find the wife's passport

and send an image to her which she sent to her mum

other side of immigration to prove the relationship

so God was having a joke maybe

WE had toyed with the idea of two gay friends picking her up

But that would have been far more interesting at Passport control

an old shanghai lady being picked up by young gay men

anyway grannie came, she saw and she conquered

and I hurt my back a year ago as well, and i walked

around like Groucho Marx for a month

while grannie invaded the house

HONG KONG you know its true

you have grannies too

we were incidentally also able to do a few good deeds

which I applaud my Shanghai mother in law for

for God is good

Now as my head rubbles on

Hong Kong why waste your time on me

Is it a punishment?

whoever is stirring the rice in the take away

has to read aloud my stories as a punishment

Whoever is doing high finance has to learn English

with Michael Casey the fat silver haired writer for Birmingham

such a punishment

or. is it from school

YOU WILL READ ALL OF MICHAEL CASEY FROM BIRMINGHAM

your English teacher you hate so much

but she has a secret crush on Michael Casey

if only if only if only

But she has 3 PhDs, and he is just a man from the gutter

but he tickles her fancy, whatever that means

so many multiple meanings

you need AI to explain it to you

But she is a Gemini so is that half the story

could she be his scribe

No

She'll just go stir rice for her granny

to get those thoughts out of her head

Oh Micky your so fine, oh Micky 

keeps on repeating in her head

its the only song on the cassette in granny's place

but he is M I C H A E L   C A S E Y from Birmingham

pronounced birmingUM .

he's just a gorilla with a Rosary because he shrunk 2 jumpers

and he looked so fat in the photo

1 shrunken jumper he gave to a gay travelling gardener

2nd shrunken jumper he gave to the Amazon man

the 3rd was missized so was too small anyway

so his sister had it 

one, twice three times a LOSER

so never good enough for a triple PhD self made billionaire girl

from Hong Kong

and now you know where the stories come from

I look to the stars and join up all the dots

It's All in the Stars , you know

which was a funny story I wrote in 1998 I think

and that girl did not want me either

so Merry Christmas Hong Kong

and thank you all

you could buy a few books 

on Amazon, but egg fried noodles 

might be better for you

https://www.amazon.co.uk/stores/Michael-Casey/author/B00571G0YC?ref_=dbs_p_pbk_r00_abau_000000&isDramIntegrated=true&shoppingPortalEnabled=true

you could shave me too, just like in James Bond