The cold. descended in Birmingham

The cold has descended in Birmingham

so that triggered me and I got up, rather than being a target in my bed

but as well as cold there is wind here up on the hill

so I'm suffering

Yes boring for you, but imagine an ogre is pushing your head down

and the noise in your head is a pot of needles boiling on the hob

i retreated to the sofa behind a few hours ago

but too long in one position makes my hernia hurt

same as too long sleeping on my right side and my hip hurts

YES

I sound like an old woman but smell even worse

YOU try walking in my shoes for day

not unless you are kinky and like  red 11inches stilettos 

would you be able, you dog you

I was telling AI this, its good for distraction technique

to take your mind away from the noise and pain

though nobody would pay me to house train AI

I also need a Scribe so that i could write 100 to 200,000 words a year

as I used to do. Then I'd be more productive

Its like being in a sack  and jumping along and trying to scribble at same time

That's me now, because of tinnitus and pain

Last year mother in law from Shanghai was here for 6 weeks

I could write that up as a Comedy, but I'd need a scribe

so I could rattle it off in between the pain and tinnitus

So I have a list in head, but the means to write it I don'y have

I'm not going to use a machine

The Scribe would replace me and I'd look over her shoulder

So Hong Kong lady instead of just reading everything

Or Japanese girl come type for me, and be part of History

I have annoyed JAPAN today telling them that all my stuff

could be put in Manga comics and used to help teach ENGLISH

But will they see past this fat twerking

 backside called Michael Casey from Birmingham England

and I am a real SOB, son of a blacksmith, what else