Friday, 3 October 2025

so hong kong are we dating now?

so Hong Kong, are we dating now?

you have really smashed it

So why me?

am I a hunk?

is it the way I twerk?

or do my words touch you?

the same way your boyfriend touches you?

when he gently reaches for the rice cooker

nothing gets in the way of his appetite

and his fat pot belly, like grandma's pigs in the countryside

am I accurate girls from HK

Or is is the way she looks at you and demands more money

Inflation she says, as she can barely close her LV purse

and holds out her hand for more money

her pot bellied piggy bank

such is HK marriage and dating

Try Shanghai, you know nothing, yet

so either you are all laughing in Hong Kong

or every take away in Birmingham

will ban me, and a sign will go up

Hit this fool with a wok

cos he is prawn crackers

THANK YOU SO MUCH HONG KONG

for being my BIGGEST READERS on this site

BUT Singapore reads a lot too

so are you going to try and double it

and leave Singapore in the dust

they are probably your

Crazy Rich Cousins anyway

It took a miracle for me to finally have a family, and a Chinese uncle played his part

so how can I not be eternally grateful.

so Hong Kong are we dating now?

03/10/2025 ~ michaelgcasey ~ Edit