Trump's One Answer to Everything (c)
By Michael Casey
Thank you for your question
So Nice to be here, of course I have an answer
So much better than Biden's
His plan is horrible and stupid
Maybe the most stupid plan ever
I was talking to somebody
and he agreed with me, Biden's plan is so stupid
Maybe the most stupid plan ever
A lot of people agreed with me
Clever people, experts in the field
Such really really clever people
And they all universally agree with me
They say Donald, Sir, it's ok. to call me Donald
But I prefer Sir, it shows respect
I am such a respectable person after all
Almost everybody calls me Sir,
or I fire them
So my plan is so clever, such a clever plan
A lot of people say its a clever plan
Possibly the most clever plan ever
even if i allow myself to be Modest
As I was saying Biden's plan is such a crock
But mine is without exception or contradiction
The bestest plan ever to be be thought of
And will make everybody so happy
Because as I said its the bestest plan ever
Next question please.
you don't get two, you're just a woman
almost as pretty as my daughter
do you want to come visit my 33,000 foot apartment
afterwards
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