Getting used to it all

Getting used to it all (c)

By Michael Casey

Well it's a bright sunny day and the pain monster is not so bad today, but I can just move one inch the wrong way and then something hurts. Arthritis and Everything Else is my refrain. Brexit and all that is Theresa May's, I do pity her, but a bad deal IS a bad deal. I heard on the news a vote on her leadership is next. Either way choppy waters for the UK, which sounds like a Blues Singer, though she must be singing the blues herself, but at least her husband really loves her, so she has everything.

I just paused as I nearly choked, sprayed coffee all over our freshly painted walls, don't tell the wife or it'll be me sprayed all over the wall. At least I now know that washable matt is the way to go in future. I need to change now, as I have a wet leg too, what is the definition of a surprise pee, a wet leg. That's a 50 year old joke for you. And yes I am older, so be kind, read some of my 1,000,000+ words while I change.