My Slippers ©
By Michael Casey
Well yesterday we looked at another house, sadly we have still
not found our new home, it must be 6 months now since we started but only one
house we felt deserved an offer, and sadly they did not want that offer. So I
have nowhere new to put my slippers, when you are wearing your slippers you are
at home and totally relaxed. I know Barry White never wore slippers he was a
bare feet and fluffy carpet man, he’s singing in the background as I talk to
you. My small daughter, 13 now, is a fan as she’s heard Barry sing so often for
us.
But why do we wear slippers, because our mum will hit us with
the broom stick if we dare ruin her new carpet. Or if you go to the East and I
don’t mean Boston or NY, I mean to China and Japan there you take your shoes
off at the door and wear slippers. We wear slippers all the time in our house
too, mum, my wife, the witch from Shanghai as me and the girls call her, she
insists that we wear slippers.
In fact when she’d been on holiday visiting Ma she’ll bring
back all the free slippers that the hotel gives you on a daily basis. So she
comes home with 20 pairs of white slippers, they are stashed in a bag in the
panty under the stairs behind me. However on one trip the airline lost her bag
of free slippers but 2 days later they turned up and were delivered to our
house.
Slippers denote relaxation, no black formal shoes you wear in
a hotel or an office, as I used to in days gone by. If you are wearing slippers
you are at home and taking your ease as my dad called it. In my dad’s case size
ten steel toe-caped boots, mum had to peel them off his feet due to the sweat
from 10 hours in the steel works standing by the furnace. Then mum would use
the wooden tongs she used in her manual washing machine to pull off dad’s
socks.
Then she’s give him a bowl of water to wash his feet in, with
a splash of Jeyes Fluid in it. Then dad would have his dinner using the back of
a chair as a table so he could watch the tv news. After he’d always say it was
good to wash your feet, no doubt Jesus and Veronica would agree with him. The
washing up bowl was rinsed and was used to wash the dishes in after we’d all
had the dinner. Then dad would put his slippers on.
Now decades later in my own home I wear slippers to save the
carpets, and it so relaxing to wear slippers if you have been standing all day
in a computer room or a hotel, or your law firm print room at sometimes 30
degrees. When you fired up all the printers in the print room it really was
that hot, but the firm was really nice, Pinsent Masons Birmingham.
Now slippers get smelly over time, well if you have Casey feet
they do, I did once evacuate an entire coach while on a school trip, but I’ve
told you that story before. So what do you do when the slippers wear out or
rather smell out, you throw them away, or leave them in the garden to frighten
the foxes away, who’s territory is this, Michael Casey’s so stay away, it’s
much easier that peeing all over your garden.
I have in the past used old shoes as slippers, if the sole is
over worn and no good for outside use then just clean the sole and then use
them as slippers in the home. A comfy shoe is a great thing after all, pure
relaxation, if you have ever worked in a shop or if you are a Policeman then
you’ll agree with me. Though why would a cop read my stuff?
Talking about pure relaxation, did you know that Sir Simon
Rattle wears slippers when he conducts, I’ve seen it for myself. He was in
Birmingham then he went to the Berlin Phil, so he’s not a Micky Mouse
conductor, though Minnie may be upset to hear me say that. It took my ages to
work out what conductors do, they are not trying to make candy floss with their
stick, though I do think they would be good at it. He is encouraging the orchestra to play the
notes as they are in his head, it’s as simple as that. At the end he or a
conductor rushes off stage for a quick 3 pints of Stella Artois or maybe
Guinness before returning to acknowledge the applause.
Slippers are to keep us chilled, to have Barry White in our
hearts. Though slippers can bring pain as I can attest from 1968 maybe, Mr
Gallagher gave 4 of the best for not knowing my multiplication tables. The next
time I knew them and to this day I am great at arithmetic. Once you are ever so
relaxed and Barry White is doing his magic you can take off your slippers and
roll in the fluffy carpet with the one you love and practice your
multiplication tables, no slippers required.
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