The Absurdity of my Mind

The Absurdity of my Mind

well you know what I'm talking about if you have got an email from me

Frassati climbed those very mountains you did

writers never think in straight lines 

I never do

a car has just pulled up outside a roll of carpet on roof

my mind instantaneously thinks

IS THAT A CARPET OR A SPLIF

so if you didn't think the same you

are never going to be on my wavelength 

if you saw it immediately

don't shout at me

just pull me closer

you are way way stronger 

than me

resistance is futile

just don't scratch my paintwork on my waggon wheels

and if you laughed at that line

come closer for the silence of the lambs

and the rising puns and farts galore

i'm laughing, or maybe I'm my only audience

and I have very strong legs

but I never shave them

though I probably need a Brazil nut

south america suffers me a lot

I do not know why

172 countries , 1,5 million readers

but Japan is the Future

but its all double dutch to me

enter the Beer Waggon

NOW if you are smiling

Fate will decide the Future

Confused 

Not if you are a Phd 

with legs as strong as mine

see such strong legs. , my big smiling daughter is 25 this month