Here's the samples for radio or print.

LinkedIn Profile and CV ©

Michael Casey

We’ve all been on Facebook and LinkedIn, we get to know people and make “friends”. On LinkedIn it’s more about connections and maybe business connections. So we have to rely on the Profile, my LinkedIn profile tells my story, as I am a writer. But how accurate are these Profiles?

I am a born leader.

Means he was the firstborn boy in a family of 11 girls.

I created the supply chain structure.

Means he decided to use a clipboard and notepad instead of just his memory.

I optimised the sales among target audiences.

He chatted up all the girls, he was kind to seniors and went to church.

I was inventive and creative in gaining new sales.

Means he designed a flyer and went street to street delivering them.

I was never afraid of going the extra mile for the business.

Means there was a street gang chasing him after he was at the bank

I am great at communicating the business message.

He just would not shut up, so the boss got him to tidy the fruit outside the ma and pa store.

I always try and improve myself.

Means he has no friends so he reads a lot.

I created the new scheme to optimise the business cash flow.

Means he took the store’s cash and put the money on a horse.

I am now looking for new opportunities to excel

Means he got fired, cops not called as the owner married to his sister

I created a great new idea for centralising purchasing delivery.

Means he was a guard for the money delivery company, crash helmet and visor.

I created my own start-up company

Means he stole the money from the cash delivery company and started his own company.

I am now on a learning sabbatical before resuming my career

Means he is in jail, working in the library.

So when you read those LinkedIn profiles or reading a CV or resume think what do they really mean. Check the photos out too, the reality can be far different. Just like actors, photos can be 10 or 20 years old, and they are. Dig deeper.

Me, I google and check people out, as far as you can on Google. Google me(michaelgcasey) and my sites and think for yourself. I am on a sabbatical myself, no I’m not in a library, thought we have plenty of books in the house, no it’s called arthritis, which comes and goes and makes me scream sometimes. But at least I can sit here and make some of you laugh, as I Google everybody.

Let There Be Light ©

By Michael Casey

Let my tears be my words

Let the candle light be my eyes

Let the flowers in bloom be my lips

Let their scent be my blood

Let the wind be my breath

Let clouds be my mood

Let children’s laughter be my hope

Let widows’ sighs be my conscience

Let a stranger’s prayers be my delight

Let the bees be my wisdom

Let the trees be my strength

Let my patience reach to the stars

Let me be always remembered in your prayers

The Dead and The Living (c)

Michael Casey

I first saw a deceased when I was nine years old, my father said not

to worry as the dead are the same as the living, only the laughter

has left them, the sparkle has gone from their eyes, the worry has

been lifted from their shoulders, and their voice has vanished to

eternity.

In paradise the sparkle will return for it is the twinkle of the

stars, the laughter will return too for it is the morning breeze and

the turning tides are their sides shaking with laughter.

I treat the deceased with the same courtesy as I give to the living,

though I find the deceased are always more polite. My father also

had a few words to say about the living.

He said that the living are only the caretakers of the soul , yet

they think their existence is everything, that they know everything

because they experience many things with their senses.

What the living don't acknowledge is that their time is short and

when I lay their bodies to rest then their souls continue without

them, without their strong, without their weak, without their

beautiful or even ugly temporary form, to where I cannot say, only

that it is a better place.

Percy the undertaker placed the lid on the coffin, the soul was free

THE BEGINNING

Here's the samples for radio or print.

LinkedIn Profile and CV ©

Michael Casey

I am a born leader.

Means he was the firstborn boy in a family of 11 girls.

I created the supply chain structure.

Means he decided to use a clipboard and notepad instead of just his memory.

I optimised the sales among target audiences.

He chatted up all the girls, he was kind to seniors and went to church.

I was inventive and creative in gaining new sales.

Means he designed a flyer and went street to street delivering them.

I was never afraid of going the extra mile for the business.

Means there was a street gang chasing him after he was at the bank

I am great at communicating the business message.

He just would not shut up, so the boss got him to tidy the fruit outside the ma and pa store.

I always try and improve myself.

Means he has no friends so he reads a lot.

I created the new scheme to optimise the business cash flow.

Means he took the store’s cash and put the money on a horse.

I am now looking for new opportunities to excel

Means he got fired, cops not called as the owner married to his sister

I created a great new idea for centralising purchasing delivery.

Means he was a guard for the money delivery company, crash helmet and visor.

I created my own start-up company

Means he stole the money from the cash delivery company and started his own company.

I am now on a learning sabbatical before resuming my career

Means he is in jail, working in the library.

Let There Be Light ©

By Michael Casey

Let my tears be my words

Let the candle light be my eyes

Let the flowers in bloom be my lips

Let their scent be my blood

Let the wind be my breath

Let clouds be my mood

Let children’s laughter be my hope

Let widows’ sighs be my conscience

Let a stranger’s prayers be my delight

Let the bees be my wisdom

Let the trees be my strength

Let my patience reach to the stars

Let me be always remembered in your prayers

The Dead and The Living (c)

Michael Casey

I first saw a deceased when I was nine years old, my father said not

to worry as the dead are the same as the living, only the laughter

has left them, the sparkle has gone from their eyes, the worry has

been lifted from their shoulders, and their voice has vanished to

eternity.

In paradise the sparkle will return for it is the twinkle of the

stars, the laughter will return too for it is the morning breeze and

the turning tides are their sides shaking with laughter.

I treat the deceased with the same courtesy as I give to the living,

though I find the deceased are always more polite. My father also

had a few words to say about the living.

He said that the living are only the caretakers of the soul , yet

they think their existence is everything, that they know everything

because they experience many things with their senses.

What the living don't acknowledge is that their time is short and

when I lay their bodies to rest then their souls continue without

them, without their strong, without their weak, without their

beautiful or even ugly temporary form, to where I cannot say, only

that it is a better place.

Percy the undertaker placed the lid on the coffin, the soul was free

THE BEGINNING

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Here’s the samples for radio or print.LinkedIn Profile and CV ©By Michael CaseyWe’ve all been on Facebook and LinkedIn, we get to know people and make “friends”. On LinkedIn it’s more about connections and maybe business connections. So we have to rely on the Profile, my LinkedIn profile tells my story, as I am a writer. But how accurate are these Profiles?I am a born leader. Means he was the firstborn boy in a family of 11 girls.I created the supply chain structure.Means he decided to use a clipboard and notepad instead of just his memory.I optimised the sales among target audiences.He chatted up all the girls, he was kind to seniors and went to church.I was inventive and creative in gaining new sales.Means he designed a flyer and went street to street delivering them.I was never afraid of going the extra mile for the business.Means there was a street gang chasing him after he was at the bankI am great at communicating the business message.He just would not shut up, so the boss got him to tidy the fruit outside the ma and pa store.I always try and improve myself.Means he has no friends so he reads a lot.I created the new scheme to optimise the business cash flow.Means he took the store’s cash and put the money on a horse.I am now looking for new opportunities to excel Means he got fired, cops not called as the owner married to his sister I created a great new idea for centralising purchasing delivery.Means he was a guard for the money delivery company, crash helmet and visor.I created my own start-up companyMeans he stole the money from the cash delivery company and started his own company.I am now on a learning sabbatical before resuming my careerMeans he is in jail, working in the library.So when you read those LinkedIn profiles or reading a CV or resume think what do they really mean. Check the photos out too, the reality can be far different. Just like actors, photos can be 10 or 20 years old, and they are. Dig deeper. Me, I google and check people out, as far as you can on Google. Google me(michaelgcasey) and my sites and think for yourself. I am on a sabbatical myself, no I’m not in a library, thought we have plenty of books in the house, no it’s called arthritis, which comes and goes and makes me scream sometimes. But at least I can sit here and make some of you laugh, as I Google everybody.
Let There Be Light © By Michael CaseyLet my tears be my wordsLet the candle light be my eyesLet the flowers in bloom be my lipsLet their scent be my bloodLet the wind be my breathLet clouds be my moodLet children’s laughter be my hopeLet widows’ sighs be my conscienceLet a stranger’s prayers be my delightLet the bees be my wisdomLet the trees be my strengthLet my patience reach to the starsLet me be always remembered in your prayers

The Dead and The Living (c)
by Michael Casey

I first saw a deceased when I was nine years old, my father said not     to worry as the dead are the same as the living, only the laughter     has left them, the sparkle has gone from their eyes, the worry has     been lifted from their shoulders, and their voice has vanished to     eternity.
In paradise the sparkle will return for it is the twinkle of the     stars, the laughter will return too for it is the morning breeze and     the turning tides are their sides shaking with laughter.    I treat the deceased with the same courtesy as I give to the living,     though I find the deceased are always more polite. My father also     had a few words to say about the living.
He said that the living are only the caretakers of the soul , yet     they think their existence is everything, that they know everything     because they experience many things with their senses.
What the living don’t acknowledge is that their time is short and     when I lay their bodies to rest then their souls continue without     them, without their strong, without their weak, without their     beautiful or even ugly temporary form, to where I cannot say, only     that it is a better place.    Percy the undertaker placed the lid on the coffin, the soul was free

THE BEGINNING

Here’s the samples for radio or print.

LinkedIn Profile and CV ©

Michael Casey

I am a born leader.

Means he was the firstborn boy in a family of 11 girls.

I created the supply chain structure.

Means he decided to use a clipboard and notepad instead of just his memory.

I optimised the sales among target audiences.

He chatted up all the girls, he was kind to seniors and went to church.

I was inventive and creative in gaining new sales.

Means he designed a flyer and went street to street delivering them.

I was never afraid of going the extra mile for the business.

Means there was a street gang chasing him after he was at the bank

I am great at communicating the business message.

He just would not shut up, so the boss got him to tidy the fruit outside the ma and pa store.

I always try and improve myself.

Means he has no friends so he reads a lot.

I created the new scheme to optimise the business cash flow.

Means he took the store’s cash and put the money on a horse.

I am now looking for new opportunities to excel

Means he got fired, cops not called as the owner married to his sister

I created a great new idea for centralising purchasing delivery.

Means he was a guard for the money delivery company, crash helmet and visor.

I created my own start-up company

Means he stole the money from the cash delivery company and started his own company.

I am now on a learning sabbatical before resuming my career

Means he is in jail, working in the library.

By Michael Casey

Let my tears be my words

Let the candle light be my eyes

Let the flowers in bloom be my lips

Let their scent be my blood

Let the wind be my breath

Let clouds be my mood

Let children’s laughter be my hope

Let widows’ sighs be my conscience

Let a stranger’s prayers be my delight

Let the bees be my wisdom

Let the trees be my strength

Let my patience reach to the stars

Let me be always remembered in your prayers

The Dead and The Living (c)

Michael Casey

I first saw a deceased when I was nine years old, my father said not

to worry as the dead are the same as the living, only the laughter

has left them, the sparkle has gone from their eyes, the worry has

been lifted from their shoulders, and their voice has vanished to

eternity.

In paradise the sparkle will return for it is the twinkle of the

stars, the laughter will return too for it is the morning breeze and

the turning tides are their sides shaking with laughter.

I treat the deceased with the same courtesy as I give to the living,

though I find the deceased are always more polite. My father also

had a few words to say about the living.

He said that the living are only the caretakers of the soul , yet

they think their existence is everything, that they know everything

because they experience many things with their senses.

What the living don’t acknowledge is that their time is short and

when I lay their bodies to rest then their souls continue without

them, without their strong, without their weak, without their

beautiful or even ugly temporary form, to where I cannot say, only

that it is a better place.

Percy the undertaker placed the lid on the coffin, the soul was free

THE BEGINNING

written in Bearwood just off the BEARWOOD rd, not a stranger

57 years in love with words, an old FART but I love BUMPS , a Dr of Words, a CARD, PAPER is useless when your kids are DEAD, coc LAZY councillors were taking selfies with the KING instead of having water on tap at the GROVE new hospital. OR IS THAT an INCOVENIENT TRUTH. 19 April 2026 on CAMERA for 8 hours SINGING