so the christmas tree. has landed so we can all start saying Merry Xmas
this year its tall not a wide fat one
SO
Hong Kong thanks for reading me
Last Christmas our Shanghai mother in law came for 6 weeks
this xmas no granny, time has gone so fast
Last Christmas immigration refused to let granny in
despite a 10 year visa
Maybe it was her Chinese name and her daughter was a Mrs Casey
so my wife and my daughter who were picking her up
messaged me and i had to find the wife's passport
and send an image to her which she sent to her mum
other side of immigration to prove the relationship
so God was having a joke maybe
WE had toyed with the idea of two gay friends picking her up
But that would have been far more interesting at Passport control
an old shanghai lady being picked up by young gay men
anyway grannie came, she saw and she conquered
and I hurt my back a year ago as well, and i walked
around like Groucho Marx for a month
while grannie invaded the house
HONG KONG you know its true
you have grannies too
we were incidentally also able to do a few good deeds
which I applaud my Shanghai mother in law for
for God is good
Now as my head rubbles on
Hong Kong why waste your time on me
Is it a punishment?
whoever is stirring the rice in the take away
has to read aloud my stories as a punishment
Whoever is doing high finance has to learn English
with Michael Casey the fat silver haired writer for Birmingham
such a punishment
or. is it from school
YOU WILL READ ALL OF MICHAEL CASEY FROM BIRMINGHAM
your English teacher you hate so much
but she has a secret crush on Michael Casey
if only if only if only
But she has 3 PhDs, and he is just a man from the gutter
but he tickles her fancy, whatever that means
so many multiple meanings
you need AI to explain it to you
But she is a Gemini so is that half the story
could she be his scribe
No
She'll just go stir rice for her granny
to get those thoughts out of her head
Oh Micky your so fine, oh Micky
keeps on repeating in her head
its the only song on the cassette in granny's place
but he is M I C H A E L C A S E Y from Birmingham
pronounced birmingUM .
he's just a gorilla with a Rosary because he shrunk 2 jumpers
and he looked so fat in the photo
1 shrunken jumper he gave to a gay travelling gardener
2nd shrunken jumper he gave to the Amazon man
the 3rd was missized so was too small anyway
so his sister had it
one, twice three times a LOSER
so never good enough for a triple PhD self made billionaire girl
from Hong Kong
and now you know where the stories come from
I look to the stars and join up all the dots
It's All in the Stars , you know
which was a funny story I wrote in 1998 I think
and that girl did not want me either
so Merry Christmas Hong Kong
and thank you all
you could buy a few books
on Amazon, but egg fried noodles
might be better for you
https://www.amazon.co.uk/stores/Michael-Casey/author/B00571G0YC?ref_=dbs_p_pbk_r00_abau_000000&isDramIntegrated=true&shoppingPortalEnabled=true
you could shave me too, just like in James Bond
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