Triple or Quadruple?

Well my 10 year anniversary is coming up

I was told prior to my op it would be a triple

BUT when I had a 6 month review 

I was told I had 4 grafts

So It was a Quadruple  after all

I have scars down my chest

and down both legs from groin to ankle

not to  mention my A3 brown stained and very hairy birth mark

on my Left shoulder

Plus my hernia breaking through my bypass scar

As big as my  fist

and no you won't see me all over the Internet displaying my torso

Though Singapore Hong Kong and Korea

were all looking at me last night

My words, not my body

I can hear the sound of you all puking into a plastic bucket

But there might be somebody out there

Probably a Mortician, who'd like a bit on the slab

Yes, a very old joke

By the way Mr Plankton is my current K drama

Really funny and touching too

That's why I watch them

Maybe I hope a girl as pretty as  a Kdrama girl

will turn up on my doorstep

though Ambulance drivers and Medical receptionists

are the only people I see

Such is my hectic social life

I'm going to finish now

Thanks for reading

I still have to imagine what you all look like

Far prettier than me, I'm more like an Elephant man 

all the scars and so for

BUT

because I now eat as much fruit as a gorilla

I've managed to avoid Dialysis

though GFR hovering over 22 is Stage 4 Kidney Failure

see I'm such a catch, A Korean/Singapore/HK Billionairess

will fight over me to have such great children

I'm just being Objectified

the boy with the rubber earring

Triple or Quadruple?

22/11/2024 ~ michaelgcasey ~ Edit"Triple or Quadruple?"

Triple or Quadruple?

Well my 10 year anniversary is coming up

I was told prior to my op it would be a triple

BUT when I had a 6 month review 

I was told I had 4 grafts

So It was a Quadruple  after all

I have scars down my chest

and down both legs from groin to ankle

not to  mention my A3 brown stained and very hairy birth mark

on my Left shoulder

Plus my hernia breaking through my bypass scar

As big as my  fist

and no you won’t see me all over the Internet displaying my torso

Though Singapore Hong Kong and Korea

were all looking at me last night

My words, not my body

I can hear the sound of you all puking into a plastic bucket

But there might be somebody out there

Probably a Mortician, who’d like a bit on the slab

Yes, a very old joke

By the way Mr Plankton is my current K drama

Really funny and touching too

That’s why I watch them

Maybe I hope a girl as pretty as  a Kdrama girl

will turn up on my doorstep

though Ambulance drivers and Medical receptionists

are the only people I see

Such is my hectic social life

I’m going to finish now

Thanks for reading

I still have to imagine what you all look like

Far prettier than me, I’m more like an Elephant man 

all the scars and so for

BUT

because I now eat as much fruit as a gorilla

I’ve managed to avoid Dialysis

though GFR hovering over 22 is Stage 4 Kidney Failure

see I’m such a catch, A Korean/Singapore/HK Billionairess

will fight over me to have such great children

I’m just being Objectified

the boy with the rubber earring

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