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Saturday, 7 October 2023
Eau de Michael Casey
Eau de Michael Casey
if I were a perfume what would I be
Jeyes Fluid behind the ears maybe
or wordsworth from Birmingham
blacksmith's son on the label
downwind of an elephant
with CKD maybe the closest maybe
tinkle toes smelly feet up your nose
stains on clothes
all good titles
why pay 100k to an agency just give it to me
or CAFOD instead, for your daily bread
coffee stains on carpet
slain ox taken to market
shades to hide bags under eyes
or maybe eyestrain so went blind for a day
or trendy man
I'm laughing now
no
just smallbrook queensway
not a metaphor
I had the key to the grill
just above Superfi
and we had silver paper on the windows
to keep the heat from DEc PDP 1170s
in 1978 when I began in computers
So as a result of that
I used to squint when leaving the building
so I started wearing shades
so that's my perfume title list
do you get the jist
and where are all the smooth operators now
Alan Watson did you fall off that horse
Stacking paper would be a good perfume name
for that's what i did
now pay me a million quid
so i can pass it on to my daughters
and then die happy
and here's an image to put on the bottle
Perfume that's without hot pants
Eau de Michael Casey
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