Short stories from Birmingham readers in 162 countries so far HEAR ME READ ALOUD 207 stories written & read by me https://profile.typepad.com/michaelgcasey https://michaelgcasey.typepad.com/blog/
Friday, 29 September 2023
When Michael Casey lost his Singapore
When Michael Casey lost his Singapore
got up and there was a dropoff
like you all fell off a cliff
did somebody pull the plug on Singapore
or have you decided you don't want anymore
or did you think I'd died instead
not yet
but i'm getting there every day
as are all of us
so make every moment count
OR
are you all on a plane
coming to be my new neighbour
as that house sold again
and 10k cheaper
so yo won't need a Singapore IP
as you live so close I can hear you shouting
at the WOK
where is my rice dinner
or do we need an Uncle Ben's rice
Or just Ben as it is now called
and Ben was the previous owner of the house
before it was done up
so there's a coincidence for you
Beatles are singing their LSD
Lucy in Sky with Diamonds song
I don't need substances
I have IMAGINATION
and if you are poor
then you have plenty as that is all you can afford
Maybe Singapore readers are back at University
so they have no more time for me
Anthropology 2.4 maybe
Or Business Studies if you are in a hurry
Or AI the new toy
Anyway as the NEEM pain filler kicks in
and yes its legal as is Hemp
they take the Hippy Stuff out and refine it
So I can slap it on, and scream less in pain
from my arthritis full left shoulder
Meanwhile the furnace is over loaded
with noise in my head
TINNITUS
I just wish it dropped dead
though there is a dead cat bounce
so they say
so I'm going to have a cup of tea
and then challenge the hill
and head for the Post Office
And maybe later today
Singapore will be back again
Or has Political Correctness
Killed off Humour
so here's my voice make me your vice
https://michaelgcaseyfrombirminghamengland.wordpress.com/2022/01/01/for-japan-especially-hear-my-voice-12-hours-of-audio/
and then follow link to Comedy Magic from Radio, 60 years ago
ahead of its time back then
https://www.radioechoes.com/?page=series&genre=OTR-Comedy&series=Round%20The%20Horne
as for me each day I can write a bit is a bonus
as Pain and Tinnitus is no fun at all
Trust Me, and if you are Muslim pray once a day for me
and catholics can spin a Rosary or two
the rest of you, can have a beer and toast me
and Putin, maybe it was you falling down the stairs in the middle of the night
that's why the figures Dropoffed
men in black stole my razor
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