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Friday, 1 September 2023
Fat Silver Haired Writer from Birmingham England, Michael Casey Singapore's Fancy Man
Fat Silver Haired Writer from Birmingham England,
Michael Casey Singapore's Fancy Man
what were you doing all night
You will go blind Singapore, I've seen the Figures
You may be hiding behind your Shades but I know the Truth
Are your fingers numb and you scroll past me
numb fingers too and eyestrain under the bedclothes
I'm checking my figures, fully clothed 127 kilos today
with my writing jacket on too
So I need to shake it a bit and twerk a lot
Then you'll all be in frenzy on the bathroom floor
Will Young is singing Crying on The Bathroom Floor
he is UNLIMITED on my Bathroom floor
GO listen to him, I really like him
I sing along too
I met him 20 years ago when he passed through
our hotel, CPNEC Birmingham
He's gifted and famous and acts now too
SO listen to him as you read me
what a combination
Will Young for your Ears
and Michael Casey filling your eyes, I am fat after all
So Singapore you doubled or tripled down on me last night
Now wonder I'm on the bathroom floor
or was that 9 and a half weeks ago
when suddenly a Singaporean Explosion
Did you click on me in the middle of the night by mistake
But Now, but Now, I am your man of choice
Fat. Silver haired and wearing shades, but not in bed
and from Birmingham England
Pause
while we all catch our breath
or I catch my 3rd breast, my hernia in the middle
at I look at my hairy back in the reflection of my bedroom window
I must draw the curtains, or the neighbours may call the Zoo, again
Silver Backed Gorilla naked in the window
Pause
as you catch your breath again
Am I your screen saver yet
Am I a fatal attraction
Would you dare come and type for me
and then and then Tears for a Butcher would be born
and you could be the mother
of 4 sons, Mathew Mark Luke and John
CRASH as you jump out the window
or head for the door
To avoid Puking on the floor
as you hammer on the bathroom door
but the bathroom(s) are locked
so you puke over the 33rd floor Balcony instead
It was not Me, it was Michael Casey
you shout in a fake British accent
So now there is a Singapore manhunt for
the Balcony Puker, Michael Casey
And I thought all the figures were readers
IT's the Police tracking me
So they can cane me with pole
Not for Pole dancing
but for smacking my Bum
Turn the other cheek they say
or did Singapore do it the Michael Casey Way
though Michael Casey Way could be the road to the Toilets
Just off Sandy Bottom and Bog Hole
Thanks Singapore again
Cartoons Made from Words is YOURS
its like a stick of Blackpool Rock
with Michael Casey written inside
I do know some dentists, but that's another story
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