this is me on the carpet, anybody tempted, or enough of the carpet burns

this is me on the carpet, anybody tempted, or enough of the carpet burns?

I used to pretend I was dead and lay on the carpet so the kids 15 years ago

used to jump on top of me

no i don't do that as they would just call the undertaker

Thank you Amazon for coming to the rescue when my flying carpet did not arrive

sit on a carpet and tell your kids stories

or if you have no kids

make a few on a new a new carpet

from Amazon

https://michaelgcaseyfrombirminghamengland.wordpress.com/

https://butcherbakerundertaker.blogspot.com/

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC?ref_=dbs_p_pbk_r00_abau_000000

and a big thank you to the delivery boy WOOF WOOF 40 kilos the Alsatian bitch was out today