Silver Purse full of Nothing
I had an old glam silver purse in a drawer where I keep some of my meds
So as it was jamming my drawer I decided to give it away
a tiny silver purse, perfect for a girl on a night out
no not me in drag either, it used to belong to one of my girls
So I thought I’d leave it outside the house on the wall
where we leave stuff for others to take, kind of recycling
I did think put a penny in
In the end I tore off a piece off a cereal box and wrote
SAVE MONEY I DID NOT
and put inside, ready to leave on the wall
As I was about to leave the silver purse
an Indian teenager with new nails walked by
So said to the Indian girl, do you want a purse
obviously she thought I’d escaped from somewhere
as my hair needed combing, and I was still half asleep
So I explained and opened up the purse to reveal
my message SAVE MONEY I DID NOT
the Indian girl was relieved and laughed
I told her to give it to a friend
She laughed and said she’d keep it
Shaking my hand over the garden wall
She asked my name
Michael Casey I’m a writer
the fat silver haired writer in shades
The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker
So if the Indian girl saves her money
and opens a chain of Beauty Shops
I’ll take all the credit, and will I get
my nails done for free
Make Somebody Laugh Every Day
That is the key to happiness
and it costs nothing, like an empty silver purse
Honest I’m Innocent
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Tuesday, 18 July 2023
Honest I’m Innocent
Honest I’m Innocent
I did not pay any money to anybody for anything
Read the non disclosure
I did not say this or that or even the other
It was a perfect phone call
why wasn’t I interrupted by all my Lawyers
Answer that
SHUT UP THE PRESIDENT IS SPEAKING
ME
I’m so pure I could be a Virgin
What was the reason for your first Divorce
and why is she buried on a golf course
tax break
Secret Papers
Why did you keep and show them in a dining room
why play shell games with the state secrets of the USA
why do you constantly speak BS
why don’t the DEMS call you out constantly
FOR YOUR LIES
Cos they are STUPID
we can agree on that
Why in USA can you slag off judges and prosecutors
IN UK you would would be dragged before the Court
and made to apologise and pay a penalty
Contempt of Court etc
And worst of all why does half the population
believe in Trump LIES
He wears nice suit and ties
but what rhymes with ties LIES
A lifetime of Lies does not make an ounce of TRUTH
PUTIN is as bad as HITLER
you don’t want a MORON in charge of anything
He cannot even swing his golf club recently
Don’t be as one dimensional as TRUMP
He cannot even sing
HE just milks everything for himself
How can such a great country as USA
sink so low as to have HIM
represent you
Global Warming is here, and he does not even accept that TRUTH
but he did not accept the Election result either
I’ve been watching him since he came down that escalator
and he always will be suspect
Just as he is right now, a suspect in too many things to count
Or will you let him run, so he can absolve himself if he won
I thought USA got rid of Kings in 1776
Or is King Donald to be on the Throne in 2024
Instead
Just Flush him away in the Sewer of History
as he writes his LIES on Truth Social
as he sits on his TOILET
Even King Canute could not get the Tide to Obey
Korea I have not forgotten you
all I can offer are my words, which I hope
brings a ray of sunshine all over the world
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