Short stories from Birmingham PODAST TOO https://open.spotify.com/show/1wSSIExkhsR97u1jqj0iiR
Friday, 21 April 2023
2nd Half
2nd Half
well I get up in the middle of the night for a drink and stroke the cat
then maybe I get up when the Tinnitus is too much to bear
so I have breakfast and let the cat out
then maybe come to my desk here
and see which countries are reading me
and where they are
then when my head is falling down
like Duncan Kew on a night shift
Hello to him if he reads this
then I go back to bed
Cos I need more sleep and I'm so exhausted
I'll sleep past the noise of Tinnitus
Then after 2 hours I'll suddenly awake
Like a fire alarm in my head
then finally I may get up for real
clothes on and so on
This is my Life
Then my left shoulder pain may begin
like a 300kilo sumo jumping on my shoulder
or if i'm not careful putting my socks on
my back will tweek, and I could not be able
to walk upright for a month
not forgetting
the random headaches
like a metal baseball bat to the head
and yes there still is CkD
and eternal visits to the lavatory
i'm on the kidney watch list now
and I nearly forgot the hernia in my chest
like a melon
SO
if you wonder why I don't write as many stories
that's why
and Let The Sun Shine Again will be a new poem
when i get around to it
it's in my head, I just need to squeeze it out
like a pimple on. my bum
That's why I'd love a speed typist, of my choice
It cannot just be Dominic Rab in a Dress
held up by a Black Belt, now that he
has got time on his hands
BUT
Dom Perignon
is very nice so I'm told
so come to Birmingham with a bottle and we can
enjoy it together
and I can get him a job in the chip shop
now that Taylor Swift's boy has left
she told me this as she did the high dusting today
AS
one door closes another opens
I know I worked at a hotel for 3 years, CPNEC Birmingham
SMILE
and this bullet point piece does not go into an book
as I compile them as I go along
BUT
maybe you prefer this to my other stuff
snap is me as fresh as I get out of the bath yesterday, just so you know who to blame
as I am the Original Michael Casey beware of others with the exact same name
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