Humour Writing by the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC
FOR LINKEDIN my Identity
LinkedIn Profile and CV ©
By
Michael Casey
We’ve all been on Facebook and LinkedIn, we get to know people and make “friends”. On LinkedIn it’s more about connections and maybe business connections. So we have to rely on the Profile, my LinkedIn profile tells my story, as I am a writer. But how accurate are these Profiles?
I am a born leader.
Means he was the firstborn boy in a family of 11 girls.
I created the supply chain structure.
Means he decided to use a clipboard and notepad instead of just his memory.
I optimised the sales among target audiences.
He chatted up all the girls, he was kind to seniors and went to church.
I was inventive and creative in gaining new sales.
Means he designed a flyer and went street to street delivering them.
I was never afraid of going the extra mile for the business.
Means there was a street gang chasing him after he was at the bank
I am great at communicating the business message.
He just would not shut up, so the boss got him to tidy the fruit outside the ma and pa store.
I always try and improve myself.
Means he has no friends so he reads a lot.
I created the new scheme to optimise the business cash flow.
Means he took the store’s cash and put the money on a horse.
I am now looking for new opportunities to excel
Means he got fired, cops not called as the owner married to his sister
I created a great new idea for centralising purchasing delivery.
Means he was a guard for the money delivery company, crash helmet and visor.
I created my own start-up company
Means he stole the money from the cash delivery company and started his own company.
I am now on a learning sabbatical before resuming my career
Means he is in jail, working in the library.
So when you read those LinkedIn profiles or reading a CV or resume think what do they really mean. Check the photos out too, the reality can be far different. Just like actors, photos can be 10 or 20 years old, and they are. Dig deeper.
Me, I google and check people out, as far as you can on Google. Google me (michaelgcasey) and my sites and think for yourself. I am on a sabbatical myself, no I’m not in a library, thought we have plenty of books in the house, no it’s called arthritis, which comes and goes and makes me scream sometimes. But at least I can sit here and make some of you laugh, as I Google everybody.
Since I wrote this I’ve had the joys of an unplanned quadruple heart bypass.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC
https://butcherbakerundertaker.blogspot.co.uk
I have written 1200+ such pieces, perfect for radio, so get in touch. That’s over 1,150,000 words after 30 years of writing and 20 years of Radio Listening BEFORE I started to write.
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michael casey
Inventive and Humorous
michaelgcasey@hotmail.com
Summary
I have a film producer looking at a script
I have got 12,902+ views for a sample chapter on funny or die.
I also had a publisher say 300 and Not OUT my 5th book was VERY FUNNY.
All over the World Radio people have also liked my writing too.
So read my stuff and give my words some air to breathe.
Professional Poets love my words as well.
So all I need is a slot on the radio so I can read a new blog a day. 90 seconds with Michael.
I have 125 recorded samples at http://www.michaelgcasey.typepad.com JUST LISTEN
more added today 7/Dec/2013 so have a listen to me with my new microphone
I even bought a new microphone which is studio quality, so have a LISTEN and then think about…
I just hope those readers tell 100 friends and that they all buy my books SIX on Amazon Kindle
Worldwide
www,michaelgcasey.wordpress.com is my site
http://www.michaelgcasey.typepad.com to HEAR me read 125 pieces of my work
http://www.michaelgcasey.tumblr.com to read and hear me, and laugh at the photos too
CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW TO READ ONE OF MY SIX BOOKS, THE RECORDINGS COME FROM
THE BOOK BELOW. JUST BUY A BOOK THANK YOU
Experience
Read and Relax with my words at Annie’s Dad
June 2009 – Present (4 years 7 months)
My Play Shoplife was called Sparkling, very real, great fun, hilarious, we could not stop reading it, we hope
to produce it. this was in 1989.
A film producer is interested in a script of mine, he’s had it a few months now.
He did ask my fee for it.
Page1I also taught Esol English so I know my shorts could be used as an easy reader to teach English, add a CD of
me reading my material. then Bob’s your uncle. I have already recorded 100 of my shorts. I have written
500+ http://www.michaelgcasey.typepad.com so the material is ready to go.
Just need a Backer.
just need a final push and I’ll give birth to a Media career. So push with me.
I hope my posts here are more fun than the usual boring stuff. http://www.michaelgcasey.wordpress.com
http://www.amazon.com/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC/ref=ntt_athr_dp_pel_1 to buy my 6 ebooks
that’s all but I post 2 or 3 times a week on Blogger and WordPress, just google “michaelgcasey”
12,849+ views for one post on Funny or Die, Tears for a Butcher sample 1st chapter. I also post stupid
photos, I hate the pretentious, I’m holding my chin writer’s poses, If anybody ever asks me to pose like that
I’ll pose like in Zoolander.
writer at anniesdad
1987 – Present (26 years)
I now have 6 books on Amazon Kindle
The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker 600 page 1st book, perfect for film or tv series
Essays and Plays
Shoplife called “sparkling, very real, great fun, hilarious, we could not stop reading it, hope to
produce it” b y a Professional Theatre
Blogs2011
300 and Not OUT called VERY FUNNY by a publisher recently
Shorts 2013
So if you like to laugh go buy an ebook only 2 quid on Amazon Kindle
I’ve had Radio interest worldwide. So get in touch and put my words to work for you.
Page2I have a film producer looking at one of my scripts right now.
So if you have a space in your media, fill it with my words,
all offers considered, just pay me.
Poet, Playwright, Novelist, Essayist, Blogger and DAD at Annie’s Dad
January 1987 – Present (27 years)
Blogging is a kind of dirty word, essayist is a nicer word and suggests more intelligent writer, less teenager in
a back bedroom screaming at the world and more thoughtful writing.
http://www.michaelgcasey.wordpress.com and http://butcherbakerundertaker.blogspot.co.uk/ to read my stuff
I have attached books of samples on Linkedin so take a look.
Concierge + 10 other jobs at least at Crowne Plaza NEC
2002 – 2005 (3 years)
I was the Concierge, I also did security. I help out the housekeeping crew, I cleaned toilets and rooms, I
cleaned the car park. I spoke french and spanish to the guests. I upsold the hotel. I also told the guests I spoke
no Chinese but I do have a Chinese wife. I worked on reception, I did switchboard too. I helped conference
and dining. i worked in the laundry I also worked in the Hacienda the staff restaurant. And much much more.
Concierge + 10 other jobs at least at Crowne Plaza NEC
2002 – 2005 (3 years)
Certifications
SIX books on Amazon Kindle plus 2 websites http://www.michaelgcasey.wordpress.com and HEAR me read
125 out of 500 shorts at http://www.michaelgcasey.typepad.com
At my computer and in my head before writing it all down.
Volunteer Experience
DAD at our family
Languages
conversational French and Spanish
English is my native language
(Native or bilingual proficiency)
Skills & Expertise
Poet
Playwright
Page3Novelist
Books
Magazines
Blogging
Short Stories
Writing
Fiction
Film
Newspaper
Journalism
Creative Writing
Teaching
Copywriting
English
Television
Social Media
Newspapers
Storytelling
Copy Editing
Non-fiction
Fiction Writing
Publications
The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker
Me myself a NEW PUBLISHER NOW NEEDED February 29, 1988
Authors: michael casey
Wayne buys a derelict pub and his wife is pregnant with twins , things could not be worse , Mrs Murphy
comes to the rescue with a loan , and 2 sets of twins the builders work for nothing , God looks down and
helps too , Wayne discovers a hidden cellar underneath the cellar , its full of 40year old whisky left over from
the war WWII , the pub was where the local black marketeer left everything . Wayne and family are saved
The Undertaker has a feud with the traffic warden for putting a parking ticket on his hearse. On the way there’
a Jazz funeral, a teddy bear called Patrick, a dog called hairy Amjit who has a mind of his own. The
Undertaker’s son leaves the business and Percy is at a loss, his son returns with a Prodigal Son plea for
forgiveness, “Father forgive me, I now know that computers are not for me, there is no love in computers ,
but in our business there is love and compassion .
The Undertaker tries to blackmail a bent builder who is going to demolish the street of shops where they all
live. Peace is restored so the Undertaker becomes the election agent for the builder and takes him on a tour of
all the rest homes, so that the builder ends up getting into the Houses of Parliament. The dodge bookie
Smiling Paul has a bet on the election and wins 1million pounds. The Undertaker is furious until her hears
that Smiling Paul had a road to Damascus experience and gave away all the money to help save the Chinese
restaurant business of his Chinese friends. So Smiling Paul becomes a man of honour, and gets a stunning
girlfriend on the way, because the Chinese must honour him. The finale is a kidnap and rescue of the infant
daughter of the corner shop owner, united the street of shops saves the day .
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Page4Education
University of Life and Shanghai
I am an experienced writer,poet,playwright and novelist of 25years, Comedy/Humour writing, 1999 – 2018
Activities and Societies: I’ve been a computer operator, a life insurance underwriter, a bookie, a concierge,a
print room bod at a major law firm, I’ve been an altar boy, i’ve read the lesson in chuch for years, i’ve been a
priests’ sermon reviewer. I am a film critic, i am a music lover and once almost carried Eric Claptons’s bag. I
started writing in 1987, prior to that i listened to speech radio, BBC Radio4 for 20years, at least 16hours a week,
so does that make me a PhD in Radio listening. I tend to write comedy,
Birmingham
Poet,playwright,novelist, blogger of 25years standing, humour, philosophy, 1958 – 2013
Activities and Societies: I was as strong as a man when I was 12, so I could throw a rugby teacher out of the
way, I played rugby. I like theatre, I’d go all the time if I had free tickets or could afford to buy them. I would
take my daughters constantly to the theatre. I have written a few plays myself.
Honors and Awards
Brook Bond Tea award for free handwriting in 1969
My girls think I’m a great dad too, that’s more important than anything
Interests
I write a new piece 3 times a week. My 6 books are an easy read so why not try them. Then tell the world about
my writing and I may make a living out of it.
Page5michael casey
Inventive and Humorous
michaelgcasey@hotmail.com
Contact michael Email only the one above
anything else in my Tinnitus Time email
AND YES ITS ALL OUT OF DATE IN THIS LINKEDIN
THIS IS MY IDENTITY ARE YOU SATISFIED NOW
HERE’S A PHOTO TOO
I LOOK LIKE A THUG BUT I DO KNOW HOW TO PRAY
YOU TRY TINNITUS AND SEE HOW LONG YOU’D LAST ON TOP OF THE CHRONIC PAIN
ID ID ID ID
my girls wanted a Pet, I said a Dog if I die or a Cat for a Heart Attack
No sooner had it said it then I had a Totally Unplanned Quadruple Heart Bypass Jan 2015
That’s why my Daughters Have Totoro, who was 8 years old yesterday
ID ID ID LinkedIn this is me
And to finish a Comedy about CKD which is no fun either
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