Friday, 26 June 2020
CIA online recruiting
C.I.A. Online Recruiting (c)
By
Michael Casey
C.I.A. Online Recruiting
It was in the paper so it got me thinking....
So Mr Casey, or is it Miss?
YOU look so convincing dressed in drag.
I am a Mr, but under cover I can be a Miss, I studied under Danny La Rue
I am great under the covers too
Are you talking dirty Mr Casey
Under a dust cover
You are a decorator?
A dust jacket, I am a Writer
We never use the W word here, ask Mr Bolton
Just the T word a lot, so I've heard from my friends
Who told you
A friend, down the chip shop
Are you good at battering then
Only with a wet lettuce at the back of the legs
Would you kill a man
Only if I had to
What about a women
Only if we were under the covers
She's die with a smile on her face
My words go very deep
Do you mind travelling a lot
So long as I get a free bus pass and dinner money
Can you keep a secret
I'd only tell my sister on a Friday, we always go to Bingo together
Are you good at disguises
Well if i don't shave or wash I smell so much nobody looks at me
Are you a linguist
Please ask the question again in Queens English
What is you sexuality
Yes please
I'll put it another way, do you like men or women
Women only
James Bond said he's do it any which way
He thought it was a Clint Eastwood film perhaps
Can you run fast
As fast as the average man my age in my condition
Good, as least you can bluff
Would you mind taking off your clothes
Where should I put them
In the box ready for the Jumble Sale
So you are very obedient
Women like obedient men
How do you know
I can see you sizing up my accomplishments
Now if we pushed you out the door now
I'm naked
As a test if we pushed you out
Could you cope and not get arrested
I could
Shall we try
Yes, but can I use your credit card
No why
Because I just palmed it
I cannot see it
I pushed it up my Papillon
You pushed a C.I.A. credit card up your derriere
Well C.I.A. means Casey In Arse, so I did what I had to do
That's disgusting
You can have it back if you like
Do you love your country
As much as the President himself
FAIL
He's a bigger pain in the Arse than the President
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