are you part of my cult yet

Tuesday, 12 February 2019

are you part of my cult yet?

United States
France
Unknown Region
United Kingdom
United Arab Emirates
Germany
Japan
Poland  are you part of my cult yet?  The people above have joined in the cult of the bewildered readers of Michael Casey, Spanish and Arabic translations are also being read on my Wordpress site today too. So I hope you are not just stealing essays to bewilder you English teachers. EVERYTHING REMAINS MY COPYRIGHT. Nobody sends me money, but Prayers are welcome to keep the Pain Monster at Bay. I've not had any wisps of ideas float past my window yet, but always check at Midnight UK time, just in case the urge hits me. Eczema over my knuckles has arrived/returned so that's an excuse not to bore you all, it makes typing irritating, and reading me is even more irritating, you are all so cruel, I may cry and  leave my snot all over your computer screens as revenge. I'm an Artist I am, an Artist, I'd say it in Kenneth Williams voice, but you  can go Google him instead. I know you all think I'm a Picasso, or just an as____, you are all so cruel, why do you come to my page anyway, are the camels still filling up from the hotel swimming pool. That's a joke for my UAE readers, as if camels would be allowed to drink from a swimming pool. They wouldn't be allowed in, not unless they had matching swimming costumes. As for my Japanese readers,I'd solve the low birth rate single-handedly. The Japanese would read my Valentine Poem and feel sick and go to bed, and you cannot hide forever so one thing leads to another. Or is the truth that they don't want future generations suffering from Michael Casey the fat silver haired writer in shades, so nobody wants to breed any more. The end of humanity is because Michael Casey made people feel glum, and I thought it was all  Donald Trump's fault. Who else have I upset. EVERYBODY. You really are HORRID, and why do girls use that word HORRID? No doubt a Michael Casey will become a term of abuse, my UAE readers won't say he's less use than something that comes  from the back of a camel, even from a well dressed camel in a swimming suit having a message beside the pool.No, UAE readers will say he just a Michael Casey. Imagine the shock and horror of it, being called a Michael Casey, children will be led away crying , and old women will faint, and young girls will scream. Old men will just spit, mainly in my direction. Or am I being too Negative about myself, I'll get a ride in Police cars, and not just talking me to the airport to be deported like or like unwanted parcel, or wrong size winter coat. No please God, or as my mother would say, with the Help of God and Two Policemen, I will have the police escort  to my hotel, so I can get to the bathroom in time, and then I can laze by the 7 star deluxe hotel pool. All I have to do is fight for space with the camels, though the camels may just say I smell and go for a swim in the pool. I adore Ck1 but obviously camels do not.