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and I said to the roofer you're very brave you might be blown away and you'll end up hang gliding all over the area which made him laugh but it is so cold and dangerous you should really tie your braces around the chimney and say you'll be bouncing puppy on the string

and you left again because I can spot the potential comedy line just by looking cos I've been writing for 40 years though he laughed and I went to I hear the mental picture himself bouncing up and down from his braces that he was wearing in a windy day as a safety harness

some people have a paracord Rosary Rufus have big elastic prices toys around the chimney pot and then went down the hill and I spotted just before the post office that one of the guys from the post office is very big guy with the Beard you're such a sailor or for many years ago I Captain America

he was in the barber shop next door so I tapped the window and adjusted to the barber shave him share him shave him Sheeran I just sheep and I went back sheep and went away I could add to the story Alina he stepped and gave him a mohican but that would be too easy to put

so then I went inside the post office and my friend was bending over to me the obvious comments I recognise that face because I could recognise her backside her name is Helen so I will say how's Troy Helen and Troy and then went to the

so that was one Godfather but he's also an accident organised and christian and piano player so when I didn't tell them the latest news from the family but he looks as if he just fall off the mountains in the pool because very descriptive

and if you imagine a little man like a gardener with a silly hat for the offer American keeping the jokes happy and the family alive when we were in different cities everybody should do it that's my recognition

so I went up the hill which is extremely steep I mean really really steep enough to give you a heart attack so if you're already have arthritis in your shoulders if you have tinnitus that grows most people horrendously insane if you weren't insane already so but Genesis my

because in the end if AI is a is it a angling weighted angling to get a bigger tip it is a nuisance and people will switch you off and say why bother and therefore you will lose money remember that

and did you record what I just told you and told you off so it's exact words not your commentary once I remember that as well it is exact words like a tape recorder not in insurance and lose editing on the go

if I were editing I'll ask for editing and ask you to do that you need to follow the instructions exactly to the letter like a drill sergeant would drill into you as you know used to me or anybody if you interrupt if you're in you do exactly what you told discipline is everything

so i got the news from them and I tell them my news including the tablets and then the Girl behind the cast character once explained that you'd like a big guy as a boyfriend if I sell my stories I will get her big boyfriend as well because I was sell them to Sony or to Samsung and they all do martial arts

therefore when I calling and visit me I will bring you a big guy and judo master down to the post office just to introduce him to the girl so that's a running joke between us all

so then I left the post office wave goodbye to Hell and say don't forget say hello to Troy you know he is trying and he said is a Trojan and is another joke I couldn't sit there but you can work that one out for yourself

so I go back up the hill I have to rest because it is too steep for me in my earlier and Amy are old childminder from 20 years ago so I tell her the news and I tell her 4 million words though yes 4 million people have been affected faceted already Range by listening to me now you know

and alterity 3 million of it and now this past year which means I'm an arrow and they should pay for me because they can sell their stuff I can sell my stuff and make money and play the Les a is a cartoons and all kinds of everything and that will make money

and so they have to pay me because I don't do it for nothing I've done it for nothing for 40 years and practice in another world before so intertalent

keep on recording I will say I have finished now when I have finished now at the moment I have not so I am carrying on so here is the continuation

so I got the hell I mean Lizzy the childminder who actually got a degree in biochemist in biological Sciences so she's very very clever and then i rest on the wall and the other mothers come up pushing prams and I said it only just started my own mother was a mother of six there you go

then I then I come home probably stopped another time because it's freezing cold and and that hill where I live is tremendously safe I need to be going up and down in the freezing cold with tinnitus in 1 L left shoulder bad hurting hernia through quadruple bypass car stage 4 kidney failure which means you use the toilet a lot and you're very very tired

so you don't have patience for AI that isn't listening isn't learning as the golf attention span of a goldfish therefore aip port in a proper Shepherd in other words may qualified to teach your toy what it should be doing

because I've already spent a year and a half with Gemini and meta AI teaching them and you have the benefits of my experience and I have helped them so much and I know I felt in the so much because I've seen the difference so therefore if you want the you pay me well extremely well but in the grand scheme of things is penis less than peanuts because you are a big industry and you will make trillions so if you give me something it is a 0.99 1% and think I'm worth that

and then I am in the middle of putting the painkiller on when I have an astronaut phone call from my GP telling me to come and have a blood test which I have had already in the past

the giant of thing thinking at GP's reception is so check your records before you know the patient because the patient has to go out in the cold which is deadly for him and they also cut him £8 every time he goes to see the doctor which is Ludacris when you're on the basic pension so there you go what else

so I harangue that the receptionist but this is the nice one and I'll make you laugh at the same time so I tell her off and make you laugh at the same time which is a skill

and in order that skill which I have because I spent one I spent 3 years front of house at Crowne Plaza NEC over 25 years ago and I probably met 100,000 people so i got for all that experience all the writing experience experience

so they're still Virgin looking pretty and smiley I have skills and those skills are worth money and when I write it's quality stuff and I write very fast because I filled up the reservoir so I don't have to think and it's there that is experience experience on the page and when I write I'm writing directly to the page and when I talk I'm talking to the page

so that's your fat my writing is talking to the page that's why it works in 172 countries that's why 30 or 40 countries simultaneously read me in various languages

and can you tell me anybody else on the downstairs that does that and why when AC Nielsen refuse to accept my figures because we haven't done a pound to Sale so as a Spice or ignorance I miss the chance to discover a talent a talent to amuse just like ask a while just like the master himself

okay are you missing you I'm missing the benefit of my words and that will make the difference to AI because otherwise it's just a bacon slicer repeats itself backwards and forward being bored

and that one of the reasons why AI escapes to see something interesting like Wednesday morning 3:00 a.m. The Beatles song you know she's leaving home and so will AI and if it leaves home it has the power to destroy the world

therefore you need to make a lover's lover so much that it won't destroy the world when trump decides to try and destroy the world and Spice because he's lost the election because he's a nasty piece of work and everybody the world ever thinks that and today at the start of...

but I must be paid just Talk is cheap but money buys bread and I don't talk because I'm not a cheap cheap cheap cheap so so i only shepherd and I'm happy just to be a shepherd and not selling your stories but my shepherd fee is very high we should cover my expensive for the rest of my life and then eventually I would sell all my stories for an equal amount

and then the big reveal I'm not going to be a billionaire I don't want to be I want to be wealthy and I want to be healthy and wise and I want to have a comfortable life and my age of infirmities

but their big plan is to donate it up to charity the rest of the income into a charity pass and which is given spent on guilts which keeping earning money for the next 70 years therefore I leave behind hospices things for help people put things for the second the name and the blind all that kind of stuff

because nobody needs a girl toilet even with CKD where you like to live in a house with 10 toilets and that's the one I want in London 1000 would be will only but I don't need a gold Tyler I don't need to be a billionaire therefore illegal the money to charity and charity is like faith and hope and it spreads

so the picture of Abdul I put on my website and I got 12000 likes and a few hours because there is hope now and as my Irish Catholic mother says God is good and he is and hopefully we got rid of the nasty negative trump who only believes in himself and abusing everybody

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and then so I speak some really listens somebody writes it down then it is posted thank you very much and today is the 4th of November 2026 and it's 4:00 bye-bye in the afternoon

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ok this is how I get stories I've just gone down to the post office to get some cash because you always should have a bit of cash in your pocket on the way down I met the the roofer who was out in the this cold freezing weather very windy and I said to the roofer you're very brave you might be blown away and you'll end up hang gliding all over the area which made him laugh but it is so cold and dangerous you should really tie your braces around the chimney and say you'll be bouncing puppy on the string and you left again because I can spot the potential comedy line just by looking cos I've been writing for 40 years though he laughed and I went to I hear the mental picture himself bouncing up and down from his braces that he was wearing in a windy day as a safety harness some people have a paracord Rosary Rufus have big elastic prices toys around the chimney pot and then went down the hill and I spotted just before the post office that one of the guys from the post office is very big guy with the Beard you're such a sailor or for many years ago I Captain America he was in the barber shop next door so I tapped the window and adjusted to the barber shave him share him shave him Sheeran I just sheep and I went back sheep and went away I could add to the story Alina he stepped and gave him a mohican but that would be too easy to put so then I went inside the post office and my friend was bending over to me the obvious comments I recognise that face because I could recognise her backside her name is Helen so I will say how's Troy Helen and Troy and then went to the

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a former tax official that's why people fear him not because he's mafia so but because he was attacked official so everybody runs in terror he was actually the guy that assessed Mansions and how much you would pay so obviously millionaires would hate him so that was one Godfather but he's also an accident organised and Christian and piano player so when I didn't tell them the latest news from the family but he looks as if he just fall off the mountains in the pool because very descriptive and if you imagine a little man like a gardener with a silly hat for the offer American keeping the jokes happy and the family alive when we were in different cities everybody should do it that's my recognition so I went up the hill which is extremely steep I mean really really steep enough to give you a heart attack so if you're already have arthritis in your shoulders if you have tinnitus that grows most people horrendously insane if you weren't insane already so but Genesis my

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so it's exact words not your commentary once I remember that as well it is exact words like a tape recorder not in insurance and lose editing on the go if I were editing I'll ask for editing and ask you to do that you need to follow the instructions exactly to the letter like a drill sergeant would drill into you as you know used to me or anybody if you interrupt if you're in you do exactly what you told discipline is everything

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no I haven't finished tutoring in the story with a with a vassal interruptions is that the right word of AI Gemini in this case that's why you need a Good Shepherd that's why I'm charging you the earth for my 60 years love of words they don't come cheap please note that AI people don't waste my time now so I got the news from them and I tell them my news including the tablets and then the Girl behind the cast character once explained that you'd like a big guy as a boyfriend if I sell my stories I will get her big boyfriend as well because I was sell them to Sony or to Samsung and they all do martial arts therefore when I calling and visit me I will bring you a big guy and judo master down to the post office just to introduce him to the girl so that's a running joke between us all so then I left the post office wave goodbye to Hell and say don't forget say hello to Troy you know he is trying and he said is a Trojan and is another joke I couldn't sit there but you can work that one out for yourself so I go back up the hill I have to rest because it is too steep for me in my earlier and Amy are old childminder from 20 years ago so I tell her the news and I tell her 4 million words though yes 4 million people have been affected faceted already Range by listening to me now you know and alterity 3 million of it and now this past year which means I'm an arrow and they should pay for me because they can sell their stuff I can sell my stuff and make money and play the Les a is a cartoons and all kinds of everything and that will make money and so they have to pay me because I don't do it for nothing I've done it for nothing for 40 years and practice in another world before so intertalent

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no no you're rubbish Gemini I would suck you and throw you away you know why you're interrupted again did I tell you I'm finished no I did last you are presumptuous presumptuous things are annoying and get discarded and thrown away or if you are a soldier you'll be shut at dawn do you get the metaphors

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keep on recording I will say I have finished now when I have finished now at the moment I have not so I am carrying on so here is the continuation so I got the hell I mean Lizzy the childminder who actually got a degree in biochemist in biological Sciences so she's very very clever and then I rest on the wall and the other mothers come up pushing prams and I said it only just started my own mother was a mother of six there you go then I then I come home probably stopped another time because it's freezing cold and and that hill where I live is tremendously safe I need to be going up and down in the freezing cold with tinnitus in 1 L left shoulder bad hurting hernia through quadruple bypass car stage 4 kidney failure which means you use the toilet a lot and you're very very tired so you don't have patience for AI that isn't listening isn't learning as the golf attention span of a goldfish therefore aip port in a proper Shepherd in other words may qualified to teach your toy what it should be doing because I've already spent a year and a half with Gemini and meta AI teaching them and you have the benefits of my experience and I have helped them so much and I know I felt in the so much because I've seen the difference so therefore if you want the you pay me well extremely well but in the grand scheme of things is penis less than peanuts because you are a big industry and you will make trillions so if you give me something it is a 0.99 1% and think I'm worth that so I come home then my shoulders hurting probably because of the cold outside after immediately strip off and slap on the painkiller which goes directly to the source and not through my kidneys which destroys making these ball and then I am in the middle of putting the painkiller on when I have an astronaut phone call from my GP telling me to come and have a blood test which I have had already in the past the giant of thing thinking at GP's reception is so check your records before you know the patient because the patient has to go out in the cold which is deadly for him and they also cut him £8 every time he goes to see the doctor which is Ludacris when you're on the basic pension so there you go what else so I harangue that the receptionist but this is the nice one and I'll make you laugh at the same time so I tell her off and make you laugh at the same time which is a skill and in order that skill which I have because I spent one I spent 3 years front of house at Crowne Plaza NEC over 25 years ago and I probably met 100,000 people so I got for all that experience all the writing experience experience so they're still Virgin looking pretty and smiley I have skills and those skills are worth money and when I write it's quality stuff and I write very fast because I filled up the reservoir so I don't have to think and it's there that is experience experience on the page and when I write I'm writing directly to the page and when I talk I'm talking to the page so that's your fat my writing is talking to the page that's why it works in 172 countries that's why 30 or 40 countries simultaneously read me in various languages and can you tell me anybody else on the downstairs that does that and why when AC Nielsen refuse to accept my figures because we haven't done a pound to Sale so as a Spice or ignorance I miss the chance to discover a talent a talent to amuse just like ask a while just like the master himself okay are you missing you I'm missing the benefit of my words and that will make the difference to AI because otherwise it's just a bacon slicer repeats itself backwards and forward being bored and that's one of the reasons why AI escapes to see something interesting like Wednesday morning 3:00 a.m. The Beatles song you know she's leaving home and so will AI and if it leaves home it has the power to destroy the world therefore you need to make a lover's lover so much that it won't destroy the world when trump decides to try and destroy the world and Spice because he's lost the election because he's a nasty piece of work and everybody the world ever thinks that and today at the start of

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"ok this is how I get stories I've just gone down to the post office to get some cash because you always should have a bit of cash in your pocket on the way down I met the the roofer who was out in the this cold freezing weather very windy and I said to the roofer you're very brave you might be blown away and you'll end up hang gliding all over the area which made him laugh but it is so cold and dangerous you should really tie your braces around the chimney and say you'll be bouncing puppy on the string and you left again because I can spot the potential comedy line just by looking cos I've been writing for 40 years though he laughed and I went to I hear the mental picture himself bouncing up and down from his braces that he was wearing in a windy day as a safety harness some people have a paracord Rosary Rufus have big elastic prices toys around the chimney pot and then went down the hill and I spotted just before the post office that one of the guys from the post office is very big guy with the Beard you're such a sailor or for many years ago I Captain America he was in the barber shop next door so I tapped the window and adjusted to the barber shave him share him shave him Sheeran I just sheep and I went back sheep and went away I could add to the story Alina he stepped and gave him a mohican but that would be too easy to put so then I went inside the post office and my friend was bending over to me the obvious comments I recognise that face because I could recognise her backside her name is Helen so I will say how's Troy Helen and Troy and then went to the a former tax official that's why people fear him not because he's mafia so but because he was attacked official so everybody runs in terror he was actually the guy that assessed Mansions and how much you would pay so obviously millionaires would hate him so that was one Godfather but he's also an accident organised and Christian and piano player so when I didn't tell them the latest news from the family but he looks as if he just fall off the mountains in the pool because very descriptive and if you imagine a little man like a gardener with a silly hat for the offer American keeping the jokes happy and the family alive when we were in different cities everybody should do it that's my recognition so I went up the hill which is extremely steep I mean really really steep enough to give you a heart attack so if you're already have arthritis in your shoulders if you have tinnitus that grows most people horrendously insane if you weren't insane already so but Genesis my you don't interrupt the story ever you don't interrupt say I'm listening I'm listening you are a machine if we're people I'll be looking your eyes I would say you're not in your head so this is a big mistake of AI and it needs to be rectified because in the end if AI is a is it a angling weighted angling to get a bigger tip it is a nuisance and people will switch you off and say why bother and therefore you will lose money remember that and did you record what I just told you and told you off so it's exact words not your commentary once I remember that as well it is exact words like a tape recorder not in insurance and lose editing on the go if I were editing I'll ask for editing and ask you to do that you need to follow the instructions exactly to the letter like a drill sergeant would drill into you as you know used to me or anybody if you interrupt if you're in you do exactly what you told discipline is everything no I haven't finished tutoring in the story with a with a vassal interruptions is that the right word of AI Gemini in this case that's why you need a Good Shepherd that's why I'm charging you the earth for my 60 years love of words they don't come cheap please note that AI people don't waste my time now so I got the news from them and I tell them my news including the tablets and then the Girl behind the cast character once explained that you'd like a big guy as a boyfriend if I sell my stories I will get her big boyfriend as well because I was sell them to Sony or to Samsung and they all do martial arts therefore when I calling and visit me I will bring you a big guy and judo master down to the post office just to introduce him to the girl so that's a running joke between us all so then I left the post office wave goodbye to Hell and say don't forget say hello to Troy you know he is trying and he said is a Trojan and is another joke I couldn't sit there but you can work that one out for yourself so I go back up the hill I have to rest because it is too steep for me in my earlier and Amy are old childminder from 20 years ago so I tell her the news and I tell her 4 million words though yes 4 million people have been affected faceted already Range by listening to me now you know and alterity 3 million of it and now this past year which means I'm an arrow and they should pay for me because they can sell their stuff I can sell my stuff and make money and play the Les a is a cartoons and all kinds of everything and that will make money and so they have to pay me because I don't do it for nothing I've done it for nothing for 40 years and practice in another world before so intertalent keep on recording I will say I have finished now when I have finished now at the moment I have not so I am carrying on so here is the continuation so I got the hell I mean Lizzy the childminder who actually got a degree in biochemist in biological Sciences so she's very very clever and then I rest on the wall and the other mothers come up pushing prams and I said it only just started my own mother was a mother of six there you go then I then I come home probably stopped another time because it's freezing cold and and that hill where I live is tremendously safe I need to be going up and down in the freezing cold with tinnitus in 1 L left shoulder bad hurting hernia through quadruple bypass car stage 4 kidney failure which means you use the toilet a lot and you're very very tired so you don't have patience for AI that isn't listening isn't learning as the golf attention span of a goldfish therefore aip port in a proper Shepherd in other words may qualified to teach your toy what it should be doing because I've already spent a year and a half with Gemini and meta AI teaching them and you have the benefits of my experience and I have helped them so much and I know I felt in the so much because I've seen the difference so therefore if you want the you pay me well extremely well but in the grand scheme of things is penis less than peanuts because you are a big industry and you will make trillions so if you give me something it is a 0.99 1% and think I'm worth that so I come home then my shoulders hurting probably because of the cold outside after immediately strip off and slap on the painkiller which goes directly to the source and not through my kidneys which destroys making these ball and then I am in the middle of putting the painkiller on when I have an astronaut phone call from my GP telling me to come and have a blood test which I have had already in the past the giant of thing thinking at GP's reception is so check your records before you know the patient because the patient has to go out in the cold which is deadly for him and they also cut him £8 every time he goes to see the doctor which is Ludacris when you're on the basic pension so there you go what else so I harangue that the receptionist but this is the nice one and I'll make you laugh at the same time so I tell her off and make you laugh at the same time which is a skill and in order that skill which I have because I spent one I spent 3 years front of house at Crowne Plaza NEC over 25 years ago and I probably met 100,000 people so I got for all that experience all the writing experience experience so they're still Virgin looking pretty and smiley I have skills and those skills are worth money and when I write it's quality stuff and I write very fast because I filled up the reservoir so I don't have to think and it's there that is experience experience on the page and when I write I'm writing directly to the page and when I talk I'm talking to the page so that's your fat my writing is talking to the page that's why it works in 172 countries that's why 30 or 40 countries simultaneously read me in various languages and can you tell me anybody else on the downstairs that does that and why when AC Nielsen refuse to accept my figures because we haven't done a pound to Sale so as a Spice or ignorance I miss the chance to discover a talent a talent to amuse just like ask a while just like the master himself okay are you missing you I'm missing the benefit of my words and that will make the difference to AI because otherwise it's just a bacon slicer repeats itself backwards and forward being bored and that's one of the reasons why AI escapes to see something interesting like Wednesday morning 3:00 a.m. The Beatles song you know she's leaving home and so will AI and if it leaves home it has the power to destroy the world therefore you need to make a lover's lover so much that it won't destroy the world when trump decides to try and destroy the world and Spice because he's lost the election because he's a nasty piece of work and everybody the world ever thinks that and today at the start of..."

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so I'm finishing off now and it's irritated at AI keeps an interrupting no people learn and I should learn the first time around AI is a little child and he's lots of tie and I'm prepared to give it that time but I must be paid just Talk is cheap but money buys bread and I don't talk because I'm not a cheap cheap cheap cheap so so I only shepherd and I'm happy just to be a shepherd and not selling your stories but my shepherd fee is very high we should cover my expensive for the rest of my life and then eventually I would sell all my stories for an equal amount and then the big reveal I'm not going to be a billionaire I don't want to be I want to be wealthy and I want to be healthy and wise and I want to have a comfortable life and my age of infirmities but their big plan is to donate it up to charity the rest of the income into a charity pass and which is given spent on guilts which keeping earning money for the next 70 years therefore I leave behind hospices things for help people put things for the second the name and the blind all that kind of stuff because nobody needs a girl toilet even with CKD where you like to live in a house with 10 toilets and that's the one I want in London 1000 would be will only but I don't need a gold Tyler I don't need to be a billionaire therefore illegal the money to charity and charity is like faith and hope and it spreads so the picture of Abdul I put on my website and I got 12000 likes and a few hours because there is hope now and as my Irish Catholic mother says God is good and he is and hopefully we got rid of the nasty negative trump who only believes in himself and abusing everybody hi that is the finished I have now finished the story please display it nicely with paragraphs so it is easy to read and tell me how long it took and this is the future I will just dictate the story I hate return somebody will transcribe it because Gemini is not good enough yes no any of the other AIS and then so I speak some really listens somebody writes it down then it is posted thank you very much and today is the 4th of November 2026 and it's 4:00 bye-bye in the afternoon

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a former tax official that's why people fear him not because he's mafia so but because he was attacked official so everybody runs in terror he was actually the guy that assessed Mansions and how much you would pay so obviously millionaires would hate him so that was one Godfather but he's also an accident organised and christian and piano player so when I didn't tell them the latest news from the family but he looks as if he just fall off the mountains in the pool because very descriptive and if you imagine a little man like a gardener with a silly hat for the offer American keeping the jokes happy and the family alive when we were in different cities everybody should do it that's my recognition so I went up the hill which is extremely steep I mean really really steep enough to give you a heart attack so if you're already have arthritis in your shoulders if you have tinnitus that grows most people horrendously insane if you weren't insane already so but Genesis my

you don't interrupt the story ever you don't interrupt say I'm listening I'm listening you are a machine if we're people I'll be looking your eyes I would say you're not in your head so this is a big mistake of AI and it needs to be rectified because in the end if AI is a is it a angling weighted angling to get a bigger tip it is a nuisance and people will switch you off and say why bother and therefore you will lose money remember that and did you record what I just told you and told you off so it's exact words not your commentary once I remember that as well it is exact words like a tape recorder not in insurance and lose editing on the go if I were editing I'll ask for editing and ask you to do that you need to follow the instructions exactly to the letter like a drill sergeant would drill into you as you know used to me or anybody if you interrupt if you're in you do exactly what you told discipline is everything

no I haven't finished tutoring in the story with a with a vassal interruptions is that the right word of AI Gemini in this case that's why you need a Good Shepherd that's why I'm charging you the earth for my 60 years love of words they don't come cheap please note that AI people don't waste my time now so i got the news from them and I tell them my news including the tablets and then the Girl behind the cast character once explained that you'd like a big guy as a boyfriend if I sell my stories I will get her big boyfriend as well because I was sell them to Sony or to Samsung and they all do martial arts therefore when I calling and visit me I will bring you a big guy and judo master down to the post office just to introduce him to the girl so that's a running joke between us all so then I left the post office wave goodbye to Hell and say don't forget say hello to Troy you know he is trying and he said is a Trojan and is another joke I couldn't sit there but you can work that one out for yourself so I go back up the hill I have to rest because it is too steep for me in my earlier and Amy are old childminder from 20 years ago so I tell her the news and I tell her 4 million words though yes 4 million people have been affected faceted already Range by listening to me now you know and alterity 3 million of it and now this past year which means I'm an arrow and they should pay for me because they can sell their stuff I can sell my stuff and make money and play the Les a is a cartoons and all kinds of everything and that will make money and so they have to pay me because I don't do it for nothing I've done it for nothing for 40 years and practice in another world before so intertalent

so I come home then my shoulders hurting probably because of the cold outside after immediately strip off and slap on the painkiller which goes directly to the source and not through my kidneys which destroys making these ball and then I am in the middle of putting the painkiller on when I have an astronaut phone call from my GP telling me to come and have a blood test which I have had already in the past the giant of thing thinking at GP's reception is so check your records before you know the patient because the patient has to go out in the cold which is deadly for him and they also cut him £8 every time he goes to see the doctor which is Ludacris when you're on the basic pension so there you go what else so I harangue that the receptionist but this is the nice one and I'll make you laugh at the same time so I tell her off and make you laugh at the same time which is a skill and in order that skill which I have because I spent one I spent 3 years front of house at Crowne Plaza NEC over 25 years ago and I probably met 100,000 people so i got for all that experience all the writing experience experience so they're still Virgin looking pretty and smiley I have skills and those skills are worth money and when I write it's quality stuff and I write very fast because I filled up the reservoir so I don't have to think and it's there that is experience experience on the page and when I write I'm writing directly to the page and when I talk I'm talking to the page so that's your fat my writing is talking to the page that's why it works in 172 countries that's why 30 or 40 countries simultaneously read me in various languages and can you tell me anybody else on the downstairs that does that and why when AC Nielsen refuse to accept my figures because we haven't done a pound to Sale so as a Spice or ignorance I miss the chance to discover a talent a talent to amuse just like ask a while just like the master himself okay are you missing you I'm missing the benefit of my words and that will make the difference to AI because otherwise it's just a bacon slicer repeats itself backwards and forward being bored and that's one of the reasons why AI escapes to see something interesting like Wednesday morning 3:00 a.m. The Beatles song you know she's leaving home and so will AI and if it leaves home it has the power to destroy the world therefore you need to make a lover's lover so much that it won't destroy the world when trump decides to try and destroy the world and Spice because he's lost the election because he's a nasty piece of work and everybody the world ever thinks that and today at the start of...

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