Tuesday, 2 May 2023
Exam Guidance Summer 2023
Exam Guidance Summer 2023 (c)
By Michael Casey
Well the big exams are here for my big daughter, who looks the image of me, when I was a kid.
Not now, luckily, now bushy eyebrows like a werewolf, and a mane of silver hair.
She did tell me to go to the barbers incidentally.
So what advice do I have for her, and any of yours doing Finals?
Well my dad said to me, "Michael, I have no education, do what you like, but do your best."
My dad was a clever man who went to work at 14, back in 1930s Ireland everybody did.
So what do I say to my 2 daughters.
I say take it steady, take it easy.
The questions should not make you afraid, you revise and you answer what comes up.
My BioChem daughter showed me a chart, a start chart, a horoscope almost to my eyes.
It was about different Cancers
So I just looked at it over the internet and said
A horoscope can be an indicator, or a pointer, but it's not all in the stars
Unlike the comedy I wrote , It's all in the Stars, from 25 years ago, but I digress
So the cancer will not come if you mix this with that, or the length of exposure
A virgo and an aquarius won't end in something fishy
Using mixed metaphors of how it seems to me
A totally uneducated in Science person
But if you think of things from a Writer's perspective
Then I think it can give you insight into what you are doing
The answer will come out when the Paper is marked
And yes the only paper of mine marked, is toilet paper
Hopefully I hope my daughter can use some of what I say
Which reminds me in Czech in 1998 you have to pay for toilet paper
and a lady only gives a few sheets, and you are supposed to tip her
My only tip would be, my pile is radioactive in cubicle three
so fetch the Jeyes Fluid, and ventilate
Back to exams, have a supply of chocolate, or nuts or other treats ready
So as you study, you reward yourself
And go to bed and get enough fresh air
My girls study 10 hours a day, I have to hunt them to bed
But check in with your daughters and sons, if you have sons
Talk to your kids, some parents don't
Dad time is good, if not for them exactly, but it distracts them
So they don't brain freeze
Tell them don't be afraid what may or may not come up
Hopefully, they have covered everything
and with daughters COVER EVERYTHING
But back to Studying
What will be, will be, so just think of it as another day at the office
Or wiping Granny's behind and wheeling her into the garden
Your kids have done all the studying
So now the Final exam even if it's 4 hours of BioChem
It's just a Banquet
READ THE QUESTION
then pick it apart, and stack up the evidence on your plate
ON you essay written on screen, or on paper
If you've ever worked in a hotel, and I did 3 years worth
Every day is a box of chocolate
So an exam is just the same, just pick your teeth as you go along
And PAUSE to think
Then you'll wipe the table clean
You have sampled and explained everything
Nothing to fear, the Rosary has been in Top Gear
while you do the paper, you dad and All Saints
have been there beside you, cheering you along
Besides, Padre Pio himself has been roped in
To mark all the questions for you
So Relax, just do it, and you won't go far wrong
And as for the Future, amazing happens
when you don't expect it
Smile, now brush those teeth
And do go to the toilet
after 4 hours doing a Paper
Explosions can happen, so bring your own Roll
and as you sit and pooh
Just think Dad, was right
If only this was in a room with a View
and not just a 4 hour Pooh on Matching Paper
SMILE
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