Weary
of Words ©
By
Michael Casey
I
don’t know about you but I find somethings boring, and what bores me the most
is snap, no not the card game we played as kids, but verbal snap. You say the
wrong word or misspoke as Americans call it, though LIE would be a much better
word as far as some Politicians are concerned, then somebody slaps you down.
It’s not clever and kills conversation. Yes the interviewer has to point out
mistakes, or errors, especially with Politicians but the net result is you have
a battle where none should exist. Just give the Politician enough rope and they
will hang themselves. We are all watching Zimbabwe right now, so I’ll leave
that there.
An
interview is just that, the questioner should just ask questions, and allow the
talker to talk. We had Michael Parkinson over here and all the Hollywood stars
said he was the best. Why? Because he let them talk and he did his research.
Nowadays everybody wants
to nitpick and try and prove just how much cleverer than the interviewee they
are. I’m doing you a favour interviewing you, you are not worthy of me, I was
on MTV talking rubbish for 3 years, I was an ex-bodybuilder who became a star
of MTV, so why should I waste my time on you. What if you spent 9 months in
space and did 10 space walks. That’s nothing compared to my sex life all over
MTV, why am I bothering talking to you?
The
interviewer wants to talk about himself, instead of the guest. The guest
mis-speaks and the host is ever so eager to pick him up on it, and wastes 10
minutes on it. A simple do you want to correct yourself is enough, just let the
speaker speak. Instead of boring us about when you were living in a housing
estate for a week on benefits, but you sneaked out to a 5 star hotel once the
cameras were switched off. It’s supposed
to be a chat show not a monologue about the Star’s sex life and size of his
muscles, who only lets the guest actually speak for 2 mins out of the 10 min
slot.
Sadly
there are too many Personality interviewers who have no personality nor ability
whatsoever. The viewers or the listeners want to hear what the guests say.
Maybe it’s because I grew up with radio, 20 years of it, constantly hearing quality programming 50 to 30 years ago, so
I’ve been spoiled. A good host brings out the guests and coaxes their stories
from them, they are the story NOT the interviewer. If you watch as much tv news
as I do, and I still listen to radio as well, you’ll see the whole spread of
ability. We have somebody called Alan Titchmarsh here in UK, originally he is a
gardener, yes plants and stuff, but I’m also seen him interview people as well
as his tv garden show. Now he is really good, why? Because he lets people talk
and he is very gentle, he has patience, why ? Because he lets things grow. Let
it grow, let it grow let it blossom let it grow as Eric Clapton sung on 461
Ocean Boulevard. Then like in love, Love Grows where my Rosemary Goes.
If
you like verbal snap then you’ll continue watching and listening to inane
rubbish. Me, I’d like to hear the story, whatever the story is, be it about
world record for farting, or the latest stink in Parliament. I want the facts
and I want the interviewer to be like a breath of fresh air, clearing the air
and the noise to give me facts straight between the eyes. Not just being a total
bore, a boring old fart, or an even more boring young fart who is also a body builder.
Words
matter and they should be heard, perhaps the Speaker of the House of Commons
should have a chat show, now HE really is excellent. You do know he has Mace at
the end of his desk, little wonder they do what he says. I would love to hear
him, and it would not be on RT either.
Tonight with John Bercow on Radio4 would be great, his catch phrase is
Order, Order by the way. Perhaps it should be dinner with John Bercow, well
that’s for the future, HE is not available for 5 more years. I am available it
could be Michael Casey has a Subway sandwich with anybody who’ll pay for my
meal.
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